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Discussion in 'Lessons learned the hard way by Mr. Wiggley' started by Mr. Wiggley, Jun 21, 2017.

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  1. Mr. Wiggley

    Mr. Wiggley

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    Your UTR girl texts you saying she misses you and when you say I'm sorry I only have 20 bucks to my name she responds for you sweetie I'll do anything!!!!!

    Four day load.....gulp.
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  2. Sophia Belle

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    For sure. I thought it was perfect!
  3. NINE-LIVES

    NINE-LIVES

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    Was that a compliment, Sophia? I thought it was, Thank You!
  4. Sophia Belle

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    I hope the 1 like you received is the only one (strictly for aesthetically pleasing reasons) ... the screen name sums up your post. Love it!
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  5. Sophia Belle

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    The Hooker calls you a Ho.

    :p <3 ya wiggs
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  6. NINE-LIVES

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    You hit a "Three-Peat"
    Bang out your SO
    Bang out your UTR Chick
    Bang out your Co-Worker at work, then later on at her place

    All in the same day!
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  7. Massy

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    You score three SW's in an hour period & the damage all together isn't more than $110 bucks
  8. Mr. Wiggley

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    You FINALLY FINALLY knock off your bucket list....a threesome with two hot sexy girls.
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  9. Mr. Wiggley

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    Speaking of hard thank god my UTR could get away from the family last night for a bit.
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  10. WizardOfAhhs

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    LOL Yes that was Assman. But it doesn't sound like there's any hard feelings about it. Shit happens. Life goes on.
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  11. Mr. Wiggley

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    Had you and ASSMAN confused. I think he is on the outs with her a little? Don't get old the mind is the second thing to go.
  12. WizardOfAhhs

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    Thank you. It was one I'll remember a long time!
    A helluva lot more than she I gave her, that's for sure. Yes, it was Hazel (I'm surprised Wiggley hadn't guessed that). She and I have never discussed price or service...we just do our thing (I've only ever booked hours), and I leave what started at 140, then I went to 160, now it's been 200/hr for the last year or so (which apparently is the going rate. 120/hh and 200 hr. But she's got the looks and skills to get 300 or more if she could get herself checked into a reasonably upscale hotel). This time around I hadn't booked any extended session, but we go past 60 minutes regularly and I was hoping she had something good planned so I figured I'd be a sport and packed 250 for her. So I go in thinking I'm going to be Mr. Generous, but after what she did to me, for 2 1/2 non-stop hours, now I feel like a cheapskate. (And yes, I did pay 55 for the room and another 20 for supplies, so I guess I was all in at 325. But from her perspective, all I had booked and planned for was an hour, so the extra two hours we were there was entirely up to her). I gotta figure anyone else looking to duplicate what I had should probably figure 350. I know Vad1 booked a 3 hour date a few months back for 450, and he seemed happy with it.
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  13. Mr. Wiggley

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    Oh shit her again!!!
  14. lightweight

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    And he secretly loves the Mets...lol..
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  15. Li631

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    Wiz's ATF is Hazel
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  16. Mr. Wiggley

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    Dick
    Lol
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  17. lightweight

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    Mr. Wigs, you want to spend 2.5 hrs with her in your car?
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  18. Mr. Wiggley

    Mr. Wiggley

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    Is this a provider that will allow you to share name and number??
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  19. TheRicker

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    How much for 2+ hours?
  20. MayorSimpleton

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    So wishing you happy birthday would be redundant but Happy birthday :)
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