Crystal Cafe Farmingdale

Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by scriper, Feb 28, 2008.

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  1. backseat

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    What about the cameras? Do you work there?
  2. Bigboy100

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    Owners went back home business as usual
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  3. moon

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    If the same dancers are dancing there, it will not take long or those same dancers will not be there.
  4. imameathead

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    I haven't been back but I don't think there will be anything extra going on for a little while. Maybe when owner goes back into hiding.
  5. Massy

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    So is this place not doing extras anymore?
  6. Landru

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    Agreed. If they are not gonna jerk you, blow you, or screw you in the lap dance room, this place will be closed very soon or sold. After hearing about the cameras and supervision, I'm not even gonna waste my time giving it a try. To pay 100+ just to be given a proper lap dance, if the girl is a model it may be worth it just for having a chick that amazing on your lap ... but not if the girl is Broom Hilda. And there are plenty of Broom Hildas in there.
  7. gator0

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    Walked in yesterday afternoon about 5ish through back door. Woman sitting right inside the door tried to attach herself to me. There were 4 others sitting at the bar. not one other guy in sight. None of them were anything to look at. Asked the bar maid if Michelle was there and she was not. Left before any of the hags could get there hooks into me.
  8. sly_fox

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    True. But for cleaning all but that area
  9. genius

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    I keep a canister of the Target brand in my back seat of my car for when I need a bit of a clean up. I find that Purell stings a bit when applied to my dick.
  10. sly_fox

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    Chick fil a has the purell brand packed like a wet nap. I grab a few extra when I stop there
  11. genius

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    Hmmm - don't quite know what you mean by that.

    Anyway, somehow the conversation went from talking about the carpet to talking about the couch - the couch was vinyl and easy to wipe clean with a wet-nap. I always keep some handy - either a container I keep in my car or a packet I bring with me for such situations. Besides the cleaning function they are useful for wrapping up the used condom and wrapper for convenient disposal.

    BTW - the antibacterial hand wipes can be used to wipe clean appendages other than your hands.
  12. Slinky Bender

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    Sounds like she's a former"clean" stripper who always resented"dirty" girls for making more money.
  13. imameathead

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    I have also stopped by since they reopened and here are my thoughts.
    The place looks nice. They have refreshed the paint and the ceiling. They have rebuilt the bar and the area behind the bar pretty nicely as well. The place looks good Buuuuttttttt.......

    From what I understand the owner is spending a lot of time there and any extra curricular activities are off limits. I did. It go for a dance myself but I was told that there are new cameras in the back.
    IMO they are either posturing for sale of the business or they intend to try and clean it up and make it a bit more upscale. What I don't believe they understand is that they will need to seriously clean house to go the latter route. I think they're just unaware as to the reason this place is still open at all which has to do with mileage and not granite counters. This place will be closed by Christmas if they keep up the mileage limiting obstacles. ie: owner chick stalking dancers and cameras in dance area.
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  14. billyS

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    Was passing thru the area Friday around 4ish and noticed cars in the lot and the sign said open.
    I went in and first thing that I noticed was the smell of wet paint. Workers were going in and out.
    The older skinny bar maid was heading out to have a smoke but turned around and went back in when she saw me.
    About three guys at the bar, one had the only dancer draped over him.
    I saw no reason to stay.
  15. billyS

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    My bare ass has survived worse
  16. route95

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    we've all been there!
  17. moon

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    The lengths we will go to b satisfied. Notice I said we. I have been on that couch.
  18. Slinky Bender

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    It's funny you guys are talking this when you've had no problems putting your bare ass down in there.
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  19. route95

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    Some jobs you can never be paid enough!
  20. vad1

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    Standard strip club cleaning hazmat accessories, I believe!

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