BennyHill
11-13-2002, 03:15 AM
Lately with the threat of LE at most massage parlors, I have gone back to my Lap Dance ways. It was The Harmony Theater on Church St that dragged me into this hobby at 18 and is the reason, ten years later I am always fuckin broke.
Well, I know the critics will say for the money you can higher mileage at an MP, but to me it is like the thrill of the hunt, going to new places and trying out the girls and finding a diamond in the rough.
I have been rotating between Delilahs, VIP, Go Go Rama, and Liquid Assets, all places have their ups and downs, and each one has a special girl who goes above and beyond.
However it is time too branch out and would love to hear from others what places are good and their favorite girl.
Delilahs--- $20 per dance, timed 4 minutes, 90 percent of the girls by the book, hot ass dancers, Gia will go above and beyond the call. Management sucks ass, they will lie and tell you a certain dancer is there when she isnt, plus they charge 15 to get in and push the drinks like mad. They do have the hottest women however, and they are so hot I still settle for their limited contact lapdances and still manage to drop about $200 a visit
VIP--- $25 per dance, some girls can be talked down, no bouncer looking over your shoulder, dances are not timed and most girls do not rush, usually at least get a song and a half, makes the extra 5 worth it. Alot of decent girls, and alot of pigs, place is usually dead so best times are 7 to 10 before some girls go home, due to lack of customers, also offers a VIP upstairs, anywhere from $225 to $125 depending on girls and barganing skills. Dawn, Mandy, Nicole, Enis, all offer Harmony style dances, as well as most others
Go Go Rama--- been going here since I was 16, every time I go seems like I like a time machine back to the seventies. Has Very loyal following, alot of hot girls, $20 for times dance, about 5 minutes, area is open and all can see, but that doesnt stop some nice roaming and grinding, most girls put a blanket over your lap, I personally hate that, as I wear my thin pants and sometimes go no underwear for that special dance lol. Girls rotate alot, have to get lucky and wait for your special girl to return, Go Go Rama posts schedule on other boards.
Liquid Assets--- Nice regular go go bar, average prices for beer, and always have shot special every hour. Lots of Russians will circle the bar numerous times for tips, but I just ignore them and turn my back on them or hide my money, not that I am cheap but when you get tipped, dont come back 3 seconds later for another one, ill tip every girl once, the american girls i tip 2 to 3 as they are nicer, give a little dance, and dont come back for more. The lapdance area is a bunch of couches, secluded in the back, no bouncer there as well, limited roaming mutual, soem flashing, not timed and often got 2 songs for my $20 dollars. Petite Oriental girl gives great lap dance, but took a few over several visits to warm up and loosen up back there, most girls are like that.
Curves---Staten Island, right off the bat hit you with an admission charge, it is a fuckin regualr go go bar, and you are not in manhattan, there should be no admission, this is just a greedy club, second very high drink prices, 5 dollar beers, once again, this aint manhattan, your club is on a fuckin dump. Girls can vary from very hott, to just butt ugly, can imagine why this club varies so much, Have a funny story about curves below, Lapdance area is in the back, behind a big curtain, long couch in view of everyone else, plus pushy bouncer who storms in with his stopwatch to demand more money for another dance, some girls will let you roam all over, plus a little kitty action, but most are prudes and greedy. Dances are $20 dollars for about 4 or 5 minutes.
Well here is a nice little story about Curves, was there one night with about 10 friends.
Had little cash so I got a cash advance, the bitchy barmaid told me it was a $5 dollar fee, for $100 advance, I said ok, she comes back for me to sign and says it is $10 dollars, ok no big deal, but she should have told me.
Then she gives me a fuckin 100 dollar bill, what the fuck am i gonna do with that in a go go bar, so I ask for change, the cunt brings me $95 dollars back.
Well now I am pissed, I tell all 10 of my friends not to tip her the rest of the night, she probably would have made a bundle as my friends were loaded and tip very well, so fuck her.
Now I am steaming mad, first about the admission, then the expensive ass beers, and now being robbed at the bar, I get in my violent mood and destructive mood, I break 1 of those plastic menu holders at the bar. Then go to the bathroom, and tear it up to shit, break the paper dispenser, flooded the toilet, broke the toilet paper roller, and threw the top of the toilet bowl on the floor, and also loosened the bolts on the toilet by kicking it several times.
Now yes I know many of you are shaking your heads, it was immature, I agree with that, but it felt damn good, fuck those greedy bastards at Curves.
Speaking of that bartender, I found out from friends at the bar, that she is a bitch and is hated by alot of people, hence her car has been keyed in the lot and at her home by many many people, no not me, but others lol.
Ok guys, it is 6am, my sleeping patterns are all fucked up, but I was compelled to contribute, so lets get this thread active
I look forward to wearing my Reebok Lap Dance Pants and no underwear as I hunt for the perfect dance !!!
Benny
Well, I know the critics will say for the money you can higher mileage at an MP, but to me it is like the thrill of the hunt, going to new places and trying out the girls and finding a diamond in the rough.
I have been rotating between Delilahs, VIP, Go Go Rama, and Liquid Assets, all places have their ups and downs, and each one has a special girl who goes above and beyond.
However it is time too branch out and would love to hear from others what places are good and their favorite girl.
Delilahs--- $20 per dance, timed 4 minutes, 90 percent of the girls by the book, hot ass dancers, Gia will go above and beyond the call. Management sucks ass, they will lie and tell you a certain dancer is there when she isnt, plus they charge 15 to get in and push the drinks like mad. They do have the hottest women however, and they are so hot I still settle for their limited contact lapdances and still manage to drop about $200 a visit
VIP--- $25 per dance, some girls can be talked down, no bouncer looking over your shoulder, dances are not timed and most girls do not rush, usually at least get a song and a half, makes the extra 5 worth it. Alot of decent girls, and alot of pigs, place is usually dead so best times are 7 to 10 before some girls go home, due to lack of customers, also offers a VIP upstairs, anywhere from $225 to $125 depending on girls and barganing skills. Dawn, Mandy, Nicole, Enis, all offer Harmony style dances, as well as most others
Go Go Rama--- been going here since I was 16, every time I go seems like I like a time machine back to the seventies. Has Very loyal following, alot of hot girls, $20 for times dance, about 5 minutes, area is open and all can see, but that doesnt stop some nice roaming and grinding, most girls put a blanket over your lap, I personally hate that, as I wear my thin pants and sometimes go no underwear for that special dance lol. Girls rotate alot, have to get lucky and wait for your special girl to return, Go Go Rama posts schedule on other boards.
Liquid Assets--- Nice regular go go bar, average prices for beer, and always have shot special every hour. Lots of Russians will circle the bar numerous times for tips, but I just ignore them and turn my back on them or hide my money, not that I am cheap but when you get tipped, dont come back 3 seconds later for another one, ill tip every girl once, the american girls i tip 2 to 3 as they are nicer, give a little dance, and dont come back for more. The lapdance area is a bunch of couches, secluded in the back, no bouncer there as well, limited roaming mutual, soem flashing, not timed and often got 2 songs for my $20 dollars. Petite Oriental girl gives great lap dance, but took a few over several visits to warm up and loosen up back there, most girls are like that.
Curves---Staten Island, right off the bat hit you with an admission charge, it is a fuckin regualr go go bar, and you are not in manhattan, there should be no admission, this is just a greedy club, second very high drink prices, 5 dollar beers, once again, this aint manhattan, your club is on a fuckin dump. Girls can vary from very hott, to just butt ugly, can imagine why this club varies so much, Have a funny story about curves below, Lapdance area is in the back, behind a big curtain, long couch in view of everyone else, plus pushy bouncer who storms in with his stopwatch to demand more money for another dance, some girls will let you roam all over, plus a little kitty action, but most are prudes and greedy. Dances are $20 dollars for about 4 or 5 minutes.
Well here is a nice little story about Curves, was there one night with about 10 friends.
Had little cash so I got a cash advance, the bitchy barmaid told me it was a $5 dollar fee, for $100 advance, I said ok, she comes back for me to sign and says it is $10 dollars, ok no big deal, but she should have told me.
Then she gives me a fuckin 100 dollar bill, what the fuck am i gonna do with that in a go go bar, so I ask for change, the cunt brings me $95 dollars back.
Well now I am pissed, I tell all 10 of my friends not to tip her the rest of the night, she probably would have made a bundle as my friends were loaded and tip very well, so fuck her.
Now I am steaming mad, first about the admission, then the expensive ass beers, and now being robbed at the bar, I get in my violent mood and destructive mood, I break 1 of those plastic menu holders at the bar. Then go to the bathroom, and tear it up to shit, break the paper dispenser, flooded the toilet, broke the toilet paper roller, and threw the top of the toilet bowl on the floor, and also loosened the bolts on the toilet by kicking it several times.
Now yes I know many of you are shaking your heads, it was immature, I agree with that, but it felt damn good, fuck those greedy bastards at Curves.
Speaking of that bartender, I found out from friends at the bar, that she is a bitch and is hated by alot of people, hence her car has been keyed in the lot and at her home by many many people, no not me, but others lol.
Ok guys, it is 6am, my sleeping patterns are all fucked up, but I was compelled to contribute, so lets get this thread active
I look forward to wearing my Reebok Lap Dance Pants and no underwear as I hunt for the perfect dance !!!
Benny