If you could...

[Hotpuppy]

On another thread, MrNY inquired whether a hotpuppy licks his own balls. It reminded me of a guy I knew in college who could give himself a BJ. Just curious, but with all the worldly and experienced hobbyists out there... if you could, would you? And would it be BBBJ, CBJ, BBBJTC ? :)
take care
HP ( again , with too much time on my hands)

[MrNY]

If I could, I'd never leave the house .......

[Slinky Bender]

I think I saw Ron Jeremy do it.

"Would it be a CBJ ?"

Why ? Would could you catch from yourself ???? ( although I guess anything is possible....)

[Carl M]

Geez and I thought I was bad- LOL!!!

[Hotpuppy]

Originally posted by Carl M
Geez and I thought I was bad- LOL!!!

Answer the question Carl! :)
HP

[Carl M]

I was laughing too hard- sorry. The truth is I would much rather have the Cajun Princess do me a deep throated BBBJ!!!

[Slinky Bender]

I guess that makes two things that aren't going to happen....;).

[Ozzy]

only woman and fags suck dick.

[Hotpuppy]

Originally posted by Carl M
I was laughing too hard- sorry. The truth is I would much rather have the Cajun Princess do me a deep throated BBBJ!!!

We know Carl, you've said it on more than one occasion:)

"only woman and fags suck dick." :)z, Should we take this as a , no?

take care HP

[wimpy]

Well,

Up to this point in my life I had neverthought about as my teenage kid says (really gross). I agree with OZ
Wimpy

[justme]

I suppose only women and fags give handjobs, too?

[Carl M]

Since you are closest UG member to Montreal on your next trip there and then when you come down to NYC- can you bring back some Molsen Red- I sure miss that double strength brew!!

[robnotbob]

check the link..

http://www.bangedup.com/Video47edit1B.avi

[Hotpuppy]

Carl,
Id be glad to, and how about some Cohibas?
take care HP

[ScottieDS]

I would have to decline giving myself a blow job, unless I took myself out to dinner and a movie first!

Actually, even then, I'd decline. I guess I'm a prude.

Regards,
ScottieDS

[MrNY]

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[MrNY]

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[TuckernotSucker]

Was the guys name Spencer? I knew a guy in Jr. HS that could do that. He was not a woman or a fag. The girls would also like to watch and he taught a few.

[Hotpuppy]

TNS,
Not the same guy.
HP

[Ezrlove]

He taught girls how to give BJ's by performing them on himself, while they watched???


Did he teach them to swallow???

[Ozzy]

justme,

had my dick in my hand many times.....

never had it in my mouth, or another guys hand.

[Eye Won]

So I guess then, sticking something up your ass would be totally out of the question....or just sucking your own dick....... Im looking for answers to questions.....Ozzy!!
Imperialone.....OUT

[Slinky Bender]

I can't believe no one's said:

"What do you mean IF ???? yet..."

[Ozzy]

nothing near my ass, thank you.


not even a womans tongue let alone her finger.

[Luciano]

I might if my neck could reach up that far, but then I'd have to bend it in half and that hurts.

PS Ozzy it is Women, F..F..F.. Gays (I just couldn't), and Convicts.....

[Ozzy]

Convicts who commit gay acts are gay (unless it's forced). they can use all the excuses they want....it still doesn't change it.


that’s why Oz chooses to stay out of jail. now there’s a deterrent better than the death penalty. ever notice that all these guys march right to the chair....


yet they put up a bigger fight when they're being bent :eek:ver a sink.

[Ozzy]

that is the perfect emotion icon for that topic.

[robnotbob]

Just wanted to show that some guys, even when they give themselves a BJ, keep it safe :)

That IS what YOU saw, right???

[MrNY]

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[justme]

Respectfully, Ozzy, that is just about one of the most useless definitions for gay (or homosexual) that I have ever seen.

[fishfry]

You sound like a closet case. "Methinks he doth protest too much."

[Ozzy]

jm....thank you!


FF....whatever.

[Edited by Ozzy on 06-19-2001 at 05:20 PM]

[Eye Won]

Hey Ozz.... You aint sweatin these comments are you...
Plus i have met Ozzy, he aint no closet case... Keep it up FF and you'll be sleepin with the fishes....

Imperialone.....OUT!!!!!

[DickNervous]

If I could I would be my new best friend! :)

But I can't, so my arm gets all the work.

[Carl M]

Originally posted by imperialone
Hey Ozz.... You aint sweatin these comments are you...
Plus i have met Ozzy, he aint no closet case... Keep it up FF and you'll be sleepin with the fishes....

Imperialone.....OUT!!!!!

Imperial, In my best Sopranos accent " Hey You know me, I wouldn't screw ya" LOL!!!