I think I got it!!!!

[mr. wonderful]

In order to gain a "Silver" ranking on this message board, you have to have had a relationship with an escort go bad, right?? I knew it. Hey, if that's the case then I qualify.

MW

[Ozzy]

nope frog didn't earn his that way.


i definately didn't. shit if it happened now i'd probably get busted down to brown.....shit brown.


i actually spoke to her yesterday and had a good chat. she's doing real good now and we might hang out in a week or two. we never had a bad realtionship...it was everything else around us that went crazy.

[Edited by Ozzy on 01-16-2001 at 08:03 PM]

[mr. wonderful]

Okay then, what is it? Do I have to treat the moderator to one of his $50 specials in Queens?

MW

[Slinky Bender]

$50 ? Are you trying to ruin it for everyone by overtipping ?

[frog]

mr w, it's purely based on the volume of posts. See, this reply here is pushing me closer to doom...

[MrNY]

$50.........

[Ozzy]

someone who's even closer to doomsday.

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Huh?

[Ozzy]

OETT....

frog and i are in a race to doomsday...i'm a little in front.

haven't you caught on yet?

[Slinky Bender]

Ozzy,
You're up by 16, but how did you know that ?

[frog]

I figure, as long as oz gets there before me, he'll tire you out so much that you'd forget about me.

sb, we sat and counted... this is a serious matter!!

[Edited by frog on 01-17-2001 at 02:05 PM]

[Ozzy]

well i did go silver a day before the frog and i didn't think he caught up that much.....if at all.

but how come we can only get the APM's profile....i think it would be cool to read other posters profiles or at least our own..... but with the info the APM's has, like # of posts.

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Oh please no.

I got a picture of me shooting a moon on my profile...I hope that nobody sees that

[mr. wonderful]

Well hell, it's based on the number of posts? Shit, if I had no life and just existed to post on this board, I'd be Silver? BTW Oz, seeing Kathy Willets next week and then Sterling the week after that. If this here rating system was based on who fucked the best looking broads, I'd be "Gold" by now, hands down. Geez.

MW

[Ozzy]

sterling ok ....kathy willets? my moms hotter than her.

just based on the fact that i nailed one of hefs girlfriends(sssshhhhhh, can't say her name on a public board) before him should make me...platinum.

btw the girl i'm seeing this weekend is hotter than sterling, and is better. if you can believe it.

[Ozzy]

MW,

i would see sterling, but i'm gonna be way too busy next week to jerk off let alone spend a few hrs with that f*ck machine.

[mr. wonderful]

Your mom's hotter than Kathy Willets? You been holding out on us Oz? What's her rate?

And the person you are seeing this weekend...might that be the person we talked about coming to NYC for a visit?

MW

[Ozzy]

nope, but same name....almost.

[ryan]

sorry, I love playing games... sounds like No. 5

Doesn't Kathy Willets have some kind of record for giving BJs to the most guys in FL ?

[frog]

yes mr w, I have no life, and exist purely for this board, but I don't begrudge oz's silver 1.