Welcome to "new members".

[Slinky Bender]

Over the past few weeks, I've seen a bunch of new registrations from guys/gals who have been around the boards for a while. I'd say hello on an individual basis, but I don't know which one's of you want to keep it "hush-hush". Anyway, please say hello - we're "all friends" here...........

[Justin Thyme]

Looking forward to gettin' and sharin' some good info - so thanks for the board!

[DannyNJ]

Welcome to the Club Justin Thyme!

[Wwanderer]

I've definitely been around the hobby sites and the net for many a long year and so guess your welcome applies to me, whether you meant it to or not. Thanks! Looks like a nice plae you got here.

-Ww

[Slinky Bender]

Yes, I meant both you guys, but there are quite a few more !!!!!

[DannyNJ]

Welcome to the Club wWanderer

(do you sense here a shameless pattern towards achieving Silver status??)

[Phantom]

Probably just as much as mine trying for gold.

[Casper]

Let me add my "Welcome to the UG Newbies", men and ladies alike. I hope we can expect to hear from the new ladies soon, don't be shy as the APM will confirm for you, we appreciate input from you ladies so definitely feel free.

Well that's my .02 going back into lurk mode :cool:

Peace out
C

p.s: just wondering how many more posts it'll take me to achieve gold status. BTW edits count as additional posts ? If so I'll be there in no time... lol

[Edited by Casper on 06-08-2001 at 06:36 AM]

[Carl M]

Casper, Im shooting for Platinum. I figure at my pace about some time in OCT or NOV. Hey Slinky what comes after Platinum!

[Allen]

CarlM,

Platinum is by merit, not posts:D

[Carl M]

Yikes! Have I been that bad.

[Edited by Carl M on 06-08-2001 at 04:08 PM]

[count zero]

After lurking on *** for the last year and meeting Tank,ez,Candy and the others i thought it was time to get on board. Looking forward to lurking and posting on U.G.
Zero out

[DannyNJ]

Welcome to the Club count zero!

[ROYAL]

Hey guys, I'm new here (Finally Found it) I goto 3 Spots often as I can but Do read/Post alot and look forward to Shootin the Shit with you guys. :D

[DannyNJ]

Welcome to the Club ROYAL!

[robnotbob]

Doesn't imperial one have the patent on the tagline "......OUT"???

Just wondering....

[MrNY]

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[Eye Won]

Hmmm......Zero out.....
So your just gonna come up on this board and swipe my tagline.... Slinky you better put this newbie in check or I'm gonna have to take action against this heinous crime. The last guy that tried to steal my tagline wound up in the bottom of the east river, that's right, he's sleepin with the fishes.....

Of course, Im kidding, welcome to all new recruits. It's good to have you aboard. We all look forward to your imput as we continue to make our family grow....

Imperialone OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(copyright imperialone1997)

[Edited by Imperialone on 06-11-2001 at 01:08 AM]

[MrNY]

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[Bill Furniture]

That's a no no!

[DickNervous]

I don't think I am one fo the newbies that Slinky is talking about since I have been around a for a little while.

However, I never did get a chance to say Hello! to everyone. So here goes:

Hello!

I ahve been kind lurking, making a few posts, and generaly enjoying the board. I am not as active int he hobby as I would like (it *is* an expensive hobby after all ;-0) nor do I post as much as I probably shold, but heck. I am here.

See y'all around

[thelastone]

Originally posted by DickNervous
I don't think I am one fo the newbies that Slinky is talking about since I have been around a for a little while.


Well welcome anyways!

Of course this is coming from a fellow lurker :)

last

[LIguy]

I recently registered after being a lurker on *** for a year. Honestly I like UG much better. I am a Long Islander who has enjoyed the "Hobby" for a few years off and on and hope to contribute to the conversations.

Regards,
LI

[Allen]

Welcome aboard LIguy, I'm glad you like it here. If there are any suggestions for improvement from you guys, please let us know.

[Ozzy]

allen,
how about trying to import some talent from columbia or DR?


theres always room for another FH.

[Allen]

why should I export anyone. I told you to get your ass down here. BTW, I'll be in NY next week, I'll give you a buzz.

[Ozzy]

seems everytime your in DR it's tough for me but...

i might just find myself in south america (brazil actually) in mid august sometime. i got me a brazilian tour guide;) who's promised to show me the evil side of Rio if i come down there. thing is i don't think this person relizes just how evil i like it. if i'm down there though, i might just swing up to Cartagena if you're there. and i changed my mind....no grip.....i want to be the gaffer. fuck that i want to be an actor.

[hot4chicks]

ozzy- Try Lima for an amazingly fun, time.

Of course, Rio with a tour guide is pretty awesome too.

[Slinky Bender]

Ozzy's memoirs of a trip to Lima:
La recherche a temps Peru ??????

[Giorgio Xo]

Straight representing cold San Fran style...



Hehe sorry about that.

Hi guys and gals,


I'm Giorgio, a regular on sfredbook, YMMV, and ASPD. Nice to meet all of you. If you have any questions about who to see in the Bay Area, send me an email cd123@pacbell.net.


Giorgio

[Giorgio Xo]

Originally posted by hot4chicks
ozzy- Try Lima for an amazingly fun, time.

Of course, Rio with a tour guide is pretty awesome too.


I lived in Lima for two years. Great fun, but it doesn't come close to Rio.

Giorgio

[pgold]

I just found this board and it looks nice! I have been a hobbiest on and off for about 10 years or so. What kind of experience can I expect on this board, and what can anyone tell me about some of the providers who are posting.

Thanks!

[rmj17]

I've been hobbying for a while ... but have discovered the boards only recently. (Candie told me about UG.)

Really miss the Ultima Spa (Lodi NJ), and have been disappointed trying to find a replacement. Looking forward to an NJ board!

[Slinky Bender]

"Really miss the Ultima Spa"

Just start informing on organized crime in NJ, and the FBI will set you up with your own place.......

[Humble Narrator]

Yep, you read that correctly. A former (and soon to be current) employee of said establishment informed me yesterday that they are in fact about to reopen. No dates, but this was from a reliable source.

I can't wait! Now with the added excitement of possible arrest, this place will be even more fun!

[pinga]

Giorgio, what places in Lima do you recommend? Might be going there in Sept.

[thelastone]

Originally posted by Humble Narrator
I can't wait! Now with the added excitement of possible arrest, this place will be even more fun!

That place will be under a microscope for the next 2 years...

last

[Drew]

Hi guys I have been lurking for a few weeks now and checking out UG and all I can say is that I feel this is now the place to be. Was a ***er now I would like to conside myslef a UGer.

[HornDogBuddah]

Drew and everyone else new -- welcome!

[Carl M]

Are you the same guy who was Brendas Manager- LOL!!

[Body2see]

Now Carl, I think you are totally out of line here !!! Who are YOU to speak about anybody being someone's manager. You post good reviews on EVERYBODY you can get a DEAL with !! And push and push and push till they make some money. SToP !!! Lets grow up and have some fun here. This is a place for us ALL to talk and have fun, not RAG on someone.

[Tankcommander]

Looks like you got a verbal ass-whooping from Brenda...

You're my buddy, but I still gotta laugh... no offense...

[Carl M]

Originally posted by Body2see
Now Carl, I think you are totally out of line here !!! Who are YOU to speak about anybody being someone's manager. You post good reviews on EVERYBODY you can get a DEAL with !! And push and push and push till they make some money. SToP !!! Lets grow up and have some fun here. This is a place for us ALL to talk and have fun, not RAG on someone.

Holy smokes, Im sorry- Geez Tank I feel like a real loser here. B2S Im very sorry, hey I knew Drew always backed you up and so did I! I did not mean to rag on him. I was a manager once myself- JUST JOKING!! ONCE AGAIN I DO APOLOGIZE SWEETS. That was low blow however- Ouch!!

[TuckernotSucker]

Tell it like it is, BL, I think. But Carl M is a changed man. He only reccomends the best.
Good to see you active on the board. You may know me as Jake, email me pls.

[Carl M]

Rumor has it that B2S is an MOT also- Mmmmm!!!

[Paige]

If so love ya
Take Care
Paige

[rodpeters2001]

I read about your excellent reviews of Brenda Love aka body2see. Keep 'up' the good work.

[Body2see]

Hey sweets, apology accepted. From me and Drew. He is new back to the boards, cut the guy some slack, and welcome him and his wonderful writing with open arms. Who knows....maybe YOU can get a nice review, LOL. xoxoxoxo

[Paige]

Will shoot for next week but before I go to DC, definitely.
Kiss
Kiss
&
Hoovies
PaigeONYC
and Hoovies is not a bad word so please if u don't like it refrain from comment
I thank you for that courtesy

[K.S.]

I would definitely like to say that this board is especially friendly to providers without getting completely bogged down in silly flirting BS. (Yes, *** has become absolutely unbearable.)

Anyway, I'm here because I'm sort of working through something over a year after finally retiring
from the biz. I guess I find it therapeutic to pop in here once in a while. Also, I have a sick addictgion
to message boards. I even follow message boards that have NOTHING to do with me - for example, a
board for men seeking Mail Order Brides, and another board of women who are encouraging
one another to new hieghts of anorexia. (No, I have never had an eating disorder, I just find
that board fascinating.)

Anyway, for anyone who is kinda new, I was a provider in California and then in Philly. I was
very active on various boards and became quite the little cyberscort. Then, somebody who
will remain unnamed suggested to me that I'd better quit before he sicked the FBI on me, so
I did - and I felt some relief about it, too.

I got a "real" job as an editor, and I've been there for about a year and a half, now. I've just
begun to apply for new jobs, as I'm looking for more challenges and/or more money. I had a
really nice boyfriend - Ivy League professor, really sweet, looked like George Clooney - and
I really tried to have a "normal" relationship. It didn't work out, but I'm still optimistic.

Sometimes, I'm tempted to work again. Like, I think to myself that I could see just one or
two clients a week, and add a lot of cash to my life. Sometimes, I have to really think about
why I can't do that. I guess it has to do with wanting to finally grow up and move on and
be a "normal" person.

Well, that turned into quite a little essay, there!

I just felt like saying "hello" to Newbies, and encouraging the ladies to say "hi" - whether you
decide to post with your working name to attract business, or under a pen name so you can vent.

xoxoKS

[Candide]

"I would definitely like to say that this board is especially friendly to providers without getting completely bogged down in silly flirting BS. (Yes, *** has become absolutely unbearable.) "

Yeah, right, K.S. This board is just a sweet, friendly, little place to have a chat and socialize......what the hell are you smoking? And "xoxo"?! What's got into you girl? Please, quickly.....go read some Dostoyevsky or some Jim Thompson....maybe a little Graham Greene, even Mary McCarthy will do for light reading, and add that to the cyber board reading material.....your getting effected by the provider and anorexic board females....you are not yourself lately my dear, head's up.

[venita]

John suggested i introduce myself and as
a one time thing but the link to my webpage.
Which is notrmally not allowed, by as an intro
would be fine.

<http://www.mayflowermodem.com/venita1.html>

People were joking at the meeting that no one
knew who i was on this board and that perhaps
i really didn't exist. I am not sure exactly how
I was invited to the get together. but i am glad I did.
It was a fun bunch. And friendly.

Are these messages archived and searchable?

I am a little nervous about posting where my writing could be at some time looked up.

:) xxoxooxxoxo

[mercydancer]

Huhhhh? what are you scared of? You think that some day one of us will purposely look for soemthing you posted and use it against you.This is a maessage board. No one uses their real name,gives out their real address, etc..

Besides, are you running for president or something? Is that what worries you?

[Monk]

Very little on the Internet isn't accessible to inquiring minds. One always posts information of any kind at one's own risk.

[Carl M]

Originally posted by Body2see
Hey sweets, apology accepted. From me and Drew. He is new back to the boards, cut the guy some slack, and welcome him and his wonderful writing with open arms. Who knows....maybe YOU can get a nice review, LOL. xoxoxoxo

Why, you started your own hobbiest review site sweety! I better be on my best behavior! LOL!!

[Drew]

I am looking forward to meeting all you UGERS in the Future. And Carl I have see your posts here and on *** for the past few years now, and I can tell you that I have read each and everyone of them. And I believe we will learn to have a mutal respect for each other.

[Carl M]

Seen your posts on ***- always agreed with most of them, because you backed Brenda just like me!!
Thanks for the compliment bro!

[cablesurfer]

I'm new here and this seems like a nice friendly place to be. I have travelled extensively in the US, Europe and Asia and will reflect upon the events in those cities.

[localguy]

Originally posted by K.S.
Anyway, for anyone who is kinda new, I was a provider in California and then in Philly. I was
very active on various boards and became quite the little cyberscort. Then, somebody who
will remain unnamed suggested to me that I'd better quit before he sicked the FBI on me, so
I did - and I felt some relief about it, too.


xoxoKS

FBI almost never busts sex workers, they lack statutory
jurisdiction. They need to arrest on Federal charges,
and aside from Wire Fraud or Mann Act violations they
don't have a basis to charge.

They can make these arrests in DC or for interstate
cases, but they don't. It's not big enough for them.

[occasionalhobbyist]

Am I the only one stunned to see B2S back on the boards?

Since we're dishing out welcomes, welcome back!

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by occasionalhobbyist
Am I the only one stunned to see B2S back on the boards?

Since we're dishing out welcomes, welcome back!

OH, that post was from 6 months ago, localguy just brought the thread back up.

[Ozzy]

and those guy catelli posts are even older.

[Captain_Jack]

Thanks SlinkyBender for the welcome. I am a friend of DannyNJ, he has been bugging me to join the board so I did. I am very much a fan of "Quality Entertainment" and this board seems to have pleanty of it.

[RoosterC74]

Captain Jack,

Welcome to the UG Board. If you are a friend of Danny's, then you are certainly up on nothing but the very best.

[oldtimer2]

Hi All:
I have been a hobbyist for almost 35 years now and I'm hoping for at least another 35.
I started out practicing my hobby in NYC for a real long time, but I'm in Central NJ, and will try to keep you all aware of what I find in this area. I also travel often to the DC area, and will let you know what I find there.
I have been a member of JAG since the beginning, but lately the information available there has gotten extremely spotty. I have also belonged to *** and still can’t figure where to find NJ information, Philadelphia or NYC. Utopia looks like a real nice place to be.
My favorite is rim jobs, and I make a point of searching that out. I also like to dabble in the S&M scene both on top and bottom, so expect to see some postings about that. It seems like there hasn’t been much on that in the past.
Thanks for keeping up a great board.

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by Ozzy
and those guy catelli posts are even older.

When someone brings back an old thread, it kinda throws you for a bit until you look at the dates.

[Bill Furniture]

oldtimer2, UG's New Jersey Board has a plethora of information for NNJ and CNJ.

[Casper]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture
oldtimer2, UG's New Jersey Board has a plethora of information for NNJ and CNJ.

pleth·o·ra
Pronunciation: 'ple-th&-r&
Function: noun
1 : a bodily condition characterized by an excess of blood and marked by turgescence and a florid complexion
2 : EXCESS, SUPERFLUITY; also : PROFUSION, ABUNDANCE

:D

Happy New Year to all
C

[occasionalhobbyist]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture


OH, that post was from 6 months ago, localguy just brought the thread back up.

Thanks for setting me straight on that. Jayzus, can't we shoot people for bringing up old threads?

[lildrummerboy]

Hi aslinkybender,
I am a "UG newbie" and am spending most of time trying to catch up on all the posts here. I did post a review of Jasmine from NJ ****** and was hoping to get some feed back. Can you guys help out?

Hello to everyoner and a happy new year.

[shelby marie]

hello to everyone on the utopiaguide,i wanted to wish all a wonderful new year and thanks to this board and the people whom respond and give throughout the new year,looking forward to your visit to the east coast soon,be well and enjoy all,,shelby

[kennydoes]

I am also new here. I have been on the web for a long time, but just found the site a month or so ago. It Rocks. Everyone is really nice and there is no clique like feeling here. Us newbies are welcomed aboard. seems like such a bunch of happy cool people.

[bunz]

New here also from *********s have moved to NJ from Texas anyone needing Texas info contact me.

[Hotpuppy]

Originally posted by kennydoes
Everyone is really nice and there is no clique like feeling here. Us newbies are welcomed aboard. seems like such a bunch of happy cool people.

Uh, yeah. Glad you are feeling welcomed.

Bunz, do you know what happened to Brooke of Dallas? TIA

take care
HP