how did frog get a "silver" membership ?

[MrNY]

what gives ?

[pswope]

he gives TFH,$2k per month.



regards from 2 Jays.

[Ozzy]

we blew the FH thats how. ;)

[frog]

I call this little number, Lick My Love Pump, in d-minor

[Slinky Bender]

Spinal Tap didn't do anything in d-minor.

And if MrNY was reading the board he'd know how frog got it.

[dicer5]

what is the difference between all the diff. memberships(bronze, silver) and is there a gold and platinum?

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Hey Slinky.....

Do you have fuscia?

[Slinky Bender]

No, the doctor gave me something and it cleared up.

diecer,
Ask MrNY, who must have found it by now.....

[Ozzy]

100 posts= silver, 500=gold?, 1000 platnium?

5000 posts and slinkybender(TFH) does bbbjtcastar on you.

i figure at this rate i should be getting my bj sometime in the summer of 2002.


ps to SB.....i can hardly wait.........lol :o

[dicer5]

if that's the case with slinkybender, than i better start posting more often

[frog]

I better start posting less often. d'oh, I fucked up already!

[Ozzy]

now theres incentive.........

SB maybe you can swing a deal with julie or one other girls on the board.......a freebie session to the top poster each month, or just when you reach gold or platinum status......


as long as "you know who" just keeps looking and you obviously don't count (they always say employees aren't eligible).....it would make for some good close
races.

[frog]

TF other H

[Ozzy]

actually shouldn't it be....

T other FH

how long before someone asks what TFH is.

[Slinky Bender]

This is why they shouldn't close the market, even on holidays.

[frog]

Ozzy, if I say it out loud, TFOH TOFH, it merely stresses a different part of the phrase, but not in a very meaningful way. I just like the way the "O" breaks up the FH, which has been together for so long.

Perhaps we can keep TFOH in the running by tracking page views instead of posts. I don't want him to be left out, especially when the prize turns out to be C. Can you imagine? He'll be such a FM and break, umm, that thing with a million posts.

To get back on topic, by posting such inane replies.

[Edited by frog on 01-15-2001 at 12:31 PM]

[Ozzy]

FM?.......f*cking moron? or maniac?


oh btw...your now one post closer.


so in order to have drinks with you i gotta go to tampa? i hope you not asking that i go and watch the all time worst super bowl with you.........

i'd rather bang that nut A.

[frog]

no, we don't have to go to tampa for drinks, though mons venus is nice I hear... let's arrange drinks in , errr, that other thing. The price to post on here is a bit high...

M=Martyr

[MrNY]

that frog and vv are suckin' someones dick for that silver membership.....

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

vv are suckin' someones dick for that silver membership.....


VV....is this true? And when did you start cheating on me?

Nothing's sacred anymore

[Edited by slinkybender on 01-15-2001 at 10:49 PM]

[Ozzy]

hey, why did you edit out frog ?

why do i have to be the only homo.

[frog]

hahah!! Ozzy, trust me, this much is true: you're not, the only homo...

[Ozzy]

a blow job for a ranking.....i feel so ashamed :(


i also feel like a FH.

[frog]

oz, we are better off paying the 2G. It's hard to keep track of all the FHs -- how many are there?

[Ozzy]

three so far. :eek: :rolleyes: :mad:

[Slinky Bender]

I'm the red one.....



PS that post was only edited because there was some weird html tag at the end which I was afraid would carry over to every post in the thread.

[Edited by slinkybender on 01-16-2001 at 12:59 AM]

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

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[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

I can get to silver fast, huh?

[frog]

yup, but it's not easy is it?

[Ozzy]

you'll also reach doomsday a lot faster.....silver has it's upsides (though i have gotten one yet) and it's downsides. :cool:

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Let me guess Ozzy......you got Silver and then had to get Viagra

[Ozzy]

if i got some upside i'd probably need some V..........

but i ain't no FH.

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Ozzy....

Use your left hand to experience some strange, dude.

[Ozzy]

i tried that...i'm down to my feet already.

[Rufus Moses]

Have you tried veal yet?

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Ok, I'll go out on a limb Rufus.

Veal?

[Ozzy]

OETT,
rufus is refering to a friend of mine who once recieved a bbbj from a small veal. before it was killed and cooked obviously. it wasn't tc and i don't think it was a mutual decision. the little guy thought it was his milk feeder being shoved thru the slots in the pen. it was like 3am so i don't think he cared who he was blowing.

imagine his surprise when he got no milk, he sucked harder. my friend gave it a 5 1/2 out of 10......

[Edited by Ozzy on 01-18-2001 at 05:54 PM]

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Man o Man Oz....you just ruined my moooooooood

[frog]

No substantiated proof exists that the aforementioned friend is running this board.