55th and Northern Blvd

[billyS]

In a post by "The NewAnimal" in the thread

http://www.utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=102534#post102534

He mentioned a place at the above location. Always looking for Latinas and at a bargin ($43) I figured I give it a try. Took the Grand Central to the BQE and got off at Northern Blvd. Cruised down Northern and when I got to 55th I only noticed Auto repair shops but on the block between 55 and 56 I noticed a white gated door and my whoring instincts told me to investigate. I parked in a Sports Authuority parking lot on the opposite side of the street another block down. There was no one outside shilling people in so I walked past once and on my way back I saw 2 Spanish guys approaching. One walked in and the other stayed out by the bus stop. I saw another Spanish guy walking out seconds later. So I went up and rang the bell. They buzz it open and its a stair way leading to the roof. A young Latin guy (Carlos I would later learn) stood there and grilled me. I said Chicas and he asked who sent me ect, ect, Finally the guy who had been waiting at the bus stop buzzed in. He waved us both up. Walked up then across the roof to a little apartment. There was a girl sitting there like a zombie. about a 4 or 5, nothing to get your dick hard. She also looked scared and at no point ever made eye contact with me or the bus stop guy, there was no way I could get comfortable with her. He told me to sit. So I'm sitting in the Living room on a little plastic green chair, the other guy (think the guy who does your lawn) sitting on the same kind of chair and Carlos eyeing me and talking on his cell. I got real nervous cause these guys kept eyeballing me and this chic just sitting there staring straight ahead.
So I told Calos I was splitting cause I was nervous. I was afraid of some other guys walking in and robbing me. After he walked me back to the roof, he seemed a little less nervous and we chatted. He said that the zombie was available (then why not offer her?) He said to come back at 8 and he would have 4 girls. He said the rate was $35 for 15 minutes. I really don't know if I'd go back. I know I didn't feel like fucking when I was there. Maybe if the girl in the living room didn't freak me I would of. Maybe if I'm in the area again. $35 is too good to pass up. If anyone goes there tell them Billy sent you, I bet he'll remember me and plus I told him that I heard about the place on the internet, not sure if he knows what the internet is, and he could expect a lot of guys like me (white, clean) showing up.

[SINATRA]

Biily,

Judging by the content of the above referenced post, I'm doubtful as to how many UG members the Spanish dude working the door can expect. I mean.........I enjoy a good Zombie fuck as much as the next guy, but I guess as I grow older, my tastes have changed. Call me crazy, but having a live, responsive body that actually has a pulse somehow gets my motor going. Dont get me wrong, I'm in no way implying that chicks in semi-comas arent hot........... it's just that my definition of a GFE includes pupils that arent dilated to the size of golf balls.

Thanks for the heads up.


The Voice

[pswope]

Frank

I don't know if you came up with "zombie fuck", but it's the most apt new term to be posted on a PMB in a long time!!

Fucking great!

[SINATRA]

Believe me I have shelled out plenty 'O cash for Zombie Broads over the years. Whether or not they were on something is of no consequence.

I think the term applies to any provider that just lays there like a lox.

[billyS]

The reason I refered to this girl as a zombie was because I walked into the room and she just sat there on this plastic green chair staring straight ahead. She never looked at me, or Carlos or the other guy. Her skin tone was an odd pale shade. I was looking at her, checking her out to gauge her age and normally if you look at a person they will sense it and give some type of reaction. She did not. If there was an emotion I was able to detect it was that she was scared to be there. Maybe she was hoping no one was going to pick her. Maybe she was being forced to work there. The whole scene reminded me of the movie Scareface with Al Pacino. That scence where they go to an apartment to buy drugs and everyone is just kinda staring at them not saying anything. And there is this old lady on the bed just staring. This is what was going thru my mind as I was waiting and those two guys kept eyeballing me. I'd figured I 'd better leave before the chainsaw came out.

[SINATRA]

One of Pacino's best characature's. His butchering of the Spanish accent was the best part of the movie. The acting stunk, but I loved the movie nonetheless.

The poor guy looks like shit today though. He must have really boozed it up over the years. Of course Godfather II was on cable again yesterday and it's amazing that in a span of 15 years, the guy fell apart. GF II was in 1974, GF III was in 1989. It was in GF III that he had those deep furrowed lines in his face and the voice was all raspy.

It's amazing to watch his earlier work. Dog Day Afternoon, GF and GF II, all were done by a guy that doesnt exist anymore. His voice was all whiny back then. I can hear that famous line in my head from DD Afternoon..."Somethings reeeeeeaaaally wrong heeeeeeere!"

It just goes to show you what boozing it up and smoking 5 packs of Camels a day will do to a guy.

[daengman]

After action report

decided to check out the place as billys described, place interested me since i worked less than 3 blocks from there some years ago and also lived not too far from there for 5 yrs. also less than a 15 min trip.

place is actually on northern blvd btw 54 and 55 (north side of street - 54-11 is the addy), next to awning for pizza place. Intersection is large intersection of N. BLVD, 54th st and Broadway. Subway stop on corner V-G-R trains.

enter thru gate. buzzer next to door straight ahead. buzzed in and climbed 2 flights of stairs to roof.
spanish guy asked if i was there before
told him i was a friend of billy who had been there several days before. showed him billys review on the internet and he let me in

inside 3 guys and 3 girls sitting in small room waiting.
i was hoping the guys were waiting for other girls who were busy as the three girls i saw were definitely not something i would ever cross the street for. i wouldn't rate them higher than a 3 to 4 and that would be generous. all three were heavy and could have lost 50 lbs to get into my prefered range.
sat next to one. she said she was from columbia. she didn't look columbian, all girls seemed mexican to me. I've spent enough time in mexico to be able to recognize people from that country.
also have known enough columbians to recognize them also.
asked her as to how many girls were working and she said 3, the 3 i saw. That was obviously a big disappointment to me as i was hopeing that there were more available and the law of averages would dictate that the others would be better.
anyway, the other two girls each were taken into a room by one of the other guys and both were out in perhaps a little over 5 minutes.
I took the "columbian" and did her. cost was equivalant to 35 washingtons. i inquired about DATY (no real intention to indulge) and was told it would be a jackson. passed on that
quick covered bobby jones followed by frank sinatra to completion.

dressed and left

Summary - visited spanish quicky place, girls quality - poor, experience - poor, cost - cheap.

Recommendtion - if you have a choice between this place and anything else, take the anything else first.
if this is your only choice, i would seriously urge you to consider self-pleasure ILO this place and save your $.35 for future endeavors.


Note: The purpose of my trip was more for research purposes than for the pop. I'm going to see one of my private stock tomorrow for the usual 3-4 hrs and 3 cups for 6 jacksons while i'm waiting for my trip to BKK.

[TheNewAnimal]

This placed rocked. It was busted tonight, though. New place..same ownership on 77 and Roosevelt Ave. Also, most of the girls in this place was Mexican, and by far Denise was the best looking. The cab stand down the block from where I live in Woodside lets me in on all the hot spots....and also some $70 outcalls.

[billyS]

Originally posted by daengman
told him i was a friend of billy who had been there several days before. showed him billys review on the internet and he let me in


What? What did you do print it out. Do you think he could really read it?
Care to elaborate any on this "private stock"?

Originally posted by TheNewAnimal
This placed rocked. It was busted tonight, though.

Oh great. Who do you think is gonna get blamed for that? The white dude who showed up Saturday and left before getting laid.

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by daengman
Recommendtion - if you have a choice between this place and anything else, take the anything else first.

I'm going to see one of my private stock tomorrow for the usual 3-4 hrs and 3 cups for 6 jacksons while i'm waiting for my trip to BKK.


I can't say I recommend LeCirque2000. Personally, I'd stay home and have your private chef cook for you. ( translation: if most of the guys here had girls who they could see for 3-4 hours for $120, they wouldn't be going to places like this either ).

[daengman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by billyS
[B]
What? What did you do print it out. Do you think he could really read it?

Yes I did print it out and as i was sitting in the room i watched him read it or at least appear to read it. When i spoke to him he (the guy who met me at the top of the stairs) had pretty good english.

Care to elaborate any on this "private stock"?

"private stock" is just that. if i start giving out their info they would no longer be "private stock". Also, I don't want them to think that i am trying to pimp them out. If they asked me to help them find more dates, i would.
3 are asians i met thru outcall agencies in flushing. didn't like the agency. Got their # before they left the agency. I don't inquire as to whether they are seeing other guys, though i don't doubt that do.
two are students (here on student visa), the other one (my favorite) works in a chinese restaurant. When I want to see her, i have to wait till she gets off from work.
all three live less than 10 min away. i pick them up and bring them to my place. actually two live across the street fron each other on one corner but entrances are on different street.
other than perhaps seeing each other on the street, i don't believe they are ac****ntences. all three are in their early 20's.
the other is a 21yr latina.

if you want private stock, you got to work on it.

[daengman]

Originally posted by TheNewAnimal
This placed rocked. It was busted tonight, though.

What time was it busted??
I got there around 9 and wanted to scope it out for a while just to get a feel for the place before going in. Little activity before 10.
action picked up after 10. when i went in around 10:30 encountered at least 10 guys. some leaving when i was entering, some inside, and others entering as i was leaving.
was back home about 11:10
one reason i waited until 10:30 was at that time it's getting close to LE shift change and much less likelyhood of bust. NYPD like to do disgressionary busts early enough in shift so that processing can be done before end of shift. This tactic is not foolproof, however, does lower the odds.
When I left, checked out the streets near the place for UC LE. none could be seen.

[biggod]

Originally posted by daengman


What time was it busted??
I got there around 9 and wanted to scope it out for a while just to get a feel for the place before going in. Little activity before 10.
action picked up after 10. when i went in around 10:30 encountered at least 10 guys. some leaving when i was entering, some inside, and others entering as i was leaving.
was back home about 11:10
one reason i waited until 10:30 was at that time it's getting close to LE shift change and much less likelyhood of bust. NYPD like to do disgressionary busts early enough in shift so that processing can be done before end of shift. This tactic is not foolproof, however, does lower the odds.
When I left, checked out the streets near the place for UC LE. none could be seen.

LE Like to do disgressionery bust at the end of the shift so they can get the overtime pay.

[biggod]

Originally posted by TheNewAnimal
This placed rocked. It was busted tonight, though. New place..same ownership on 77 and Roosevelt Ave. Also, most of the girls in this place was Mexican, and by far Denise was the best looking. The cab stand down the block from where I live in Woodside lets me in on all the hot spots....and also some $70 outcalls.

Where on 77 and roosevelt????????????????????????

[daengman]

Originally posted by biggod


LE Like to do disgressionery bust at the end of the shift so they can get the overtime pay.

in times of fiscal crunch precint commanders are under a lot of pressure to keep overtime to a minimum. also many cops don't want ot due to second job, school, travel distance, etc. and when ot is given out usually the ones who get it are those getting ready to retire so they can pad their salary in last few years so that their retirement pay which is based on salary (reg and ot) during those years. and we the good citizens have to foot the extra bill. The WTC disaster was a veritable bonanza for many of the NYPD and FDNY guys who have enough time on the job to retire. They got assigned to details that involved ot and now are retiring. Many are retiring now even though they originally planned to stay on longer because they can't pass-up their inflated pensions.

also incomming cops don't want to have clean-up cases left over from the previous shift.
over the years i have had many acquaintenances who were with NYPD. i have a pretty good handle on their MO.

[Eugene]

Thanks, now I know what to call it. The "Private Stock" sounds good. Actually I found one "PS" girl myself. She is my cleaning girl.
22 years old from Poland, speaks a little English, cleans my house pretty well for a 50, but gets a $$ from me. I think she looks better than an average prvider and think she's a great bargain.
She's about 5' 9' slim with a "B" cup natural breasts, blond with green eyes. I think she is a 9 in my opinion, and I do want to keep her for myself, as the first one of my Private Stock. Though I know for sure she "cleans" the houses of a few of my friends as well.

[jseah]

Originally posted by Eugene
.....and I do want to keep her for myself, as the first one of my Private Stock.....

selfish bastard....:D

[azzure]

Eugene -

I am tempted to do the same with my 21 year old housekeeper but have refrained because:

She knows my wife;

She is a good house-cleaner and I can't see how she would continue doing that once she realizes that she can earn much more;

She is a "nice" girl with a boyfriend and I don't want to corrupt her;

Some of my nieghbors use her for housecleaning;

If she would readily exchange sex for money, would you still trust her in your house around your valuables and family?

I'm curious whether you were confronted with any of these concerns and, if so, how or whether you overcame then. How did you raise the issue with her?

This seems like the kind of thing that could really blow up in your face.

[Eugene]

Go find your own. LOL
Actually we might share some ideas among us (the hobbyists) of how to go and find some new Private Stock.

[jseah]

Originally posted by Eugene
Go find your own. LOL
Actually we might share some ideas among us (the hobbyists) of how to go and find some new Private Stock.

I could use a good housekeeper.....any recos??? ;)

[Eugene]

Here is how everything started. My girlfriend left for her country for the vocations. Thanks God we are taking the vocations separatly this year. Actually, she is coming back this weekend, and I'm already depressed...
Anyway, I promised to clean the house and put everything in the tip top shape. I never liked my old cleaning lady, a Russian woman, who doesn't do windows and so on. So I was looking for a new help. Looked through the clasifieds, couldn't find anything decent. There was one ad though about Jamaican or Carribian maids coming and doing the cleaning NUDE"while you watch" or something like that... I asked around. One of my friends, he's a Russian immigrant as well, told me about Stasha, that's the cleaning girl's name.
I'd like to take the credit, but it was my friend who started her in the new "carier". Here's more or less the summary of his story of how he went about it.
Stasha has been cleaning his house for a couple of months and all the time he was looking at" her fresh beauty"(his words) and thinking of how to do her. She told the usual story about a boyfriend waiting in Poland and so on. Obviously at present she 's studying English and computers and of course needs money.
My friend has a chronical back problem (an old trauma) so he is constantly complaining about his pain. One day here is what he did. He told Stasha that he is in pain and the only thing that can help him at the moment is taking a hot bath, but he's afraid that in his condition (severe pain in the back etc) he'll need some help getting in and out of the tub. So he said (and I think he deserves an Oscar for his perfomance) if she could help him he' ll be greatfull and gladly give her more money.
So she said "of course". The next thing that happened she helped him in the tub, and he did have guts to be naked. He says "Stasha don't look at me. Pretend you are just my nurse. And she went very nicely about it (his words)". Then he said" we don't want to get your dress wet, you can take it off." At this point she was very relactant, but after some water did get on her dress, she took it off. At this moment my friend says he was sitting naked in the tub, and when he saw a little pussy hair on the side of her panties he did get a huge erection. She was at a loss, my friend said "I'm sorry, this isn't what I can control, it's just that you are so beautiful... I know, he said, that you are a good girl (and she is), but I can't get out of the tub like this and by myself.
Help me be a nice girl, I'll pay you well. And Stasha, promise me not to tell a sole about it." The end result was that she took some soap and water, and almost pretending that nothing sexual is happening and she is just bathing him, she gave him a real good hand job. That is how she was started. Later he repeated the same hot bath pocedure with her, always saying something about his back pain. She was talking about being a good girl and never having sex for money and still undressing ahd giving him a helping hand. Gradually they progressed to the BJ level.
At this point he introdused her to me. I'm not as talented an actor as my buddy, so with me it's just that the routine is very simple. I tell my girlfriend that I have to watch Stasha do the work. "we dont want her to steal anything, do we?" I say.
I'm home alone. Here comes the cleaning girl. I say to her have a drink sit with me for a while relax, let's talk. Then on the couch we start a little kissing progressing to some daty and a BJ. If she needs to freshen up she says so, no big deal... She doesn't want to do any intercourse though, in her mind (almost like my favorite president) if she has sex it's like betraying her Polish prince boyfriend. Anyway I always say "you are an honest and good girl Stasha" and totally agree with her. It's fun even like this, but maybe I could come up with a way of talking her into some "greek"(by her defenition it's not really betraying and being unfaceful). I'm kidding of course, but if something like that can happen, I'd be very glad.LOL
When everything is set and done, she actually cleans the house pretty well, and I give her 200. She is happy and I AM EVEN HAPPIER!
Hope this will help someone to find a Private Stock girl of his own.
Happy hunting.

[azzure]

Thanks EUGENE.

I must say though, the writing in this post has a different style from many of your other posts. Is there more than one EUGENE?

[Eugene]

I'm glad you are following my writing. Thanks.
Consider me just a man of many talents. As far as I know, I am the only Eugene around.

[biggod]

I get my PS from AMP. I get the cell phone number and call and meet her in the parking lot of a shopping center and then head over to the motel. Since neighbors gossip alot. Well after getting little three different numbers I started to ask them to introduce me to some of the other girls they work with that didn't give me the number and now I have about a dozen numbers T hat I try and see two or three a month. A couple of the girls stop working in the AMP and now have boyfriends but If I call they still meet me. The key is never be a dog always treat them little a lady. Thing s will fall in place.

BG

[Eugene]

A great idea. The girls who have quit so to say, would not want to come back to the buisiness full time, but still need the money. I think you are discovering a "gold mine" here. Not only they'd like to do it from time to time, but they also should have enough friends in a similar situation to introduce you to as a safe client. I wish I thought about it myself, because I do have some tel. numbers of the girls who have quit. Something to think about.

[hotdoggnyc]

I’ve always enjoyed your post and this has to be the best work from ya that I’ve ever seen in my mind. I am glad to see that your taking the right approach and not in a hurry of move in for a kill on this "nice" girl ... yet. LOL

HD

[Eugene]

Thanks, man. It's nice to be appreciated for whatever reason. LOL
Even if I'd never progress further with Stasha, I am still very happy with the arrangement.

[illmatic]

is this place still around, never got a chance to try it out

[AirTraveler]

Originally posted by illmatic
is this place still around, never got a chance to try it out

If you look higher up in this thread, you will see a post that reported that the place was raided and shut down. No one has reported that it has been reopened.

[Jack_Maehoffer]

Originally posted by biggod
I get my PS from AMP. I get the cell phone number and call and meet her in the parking lot of a shopping center and then head over to the motel. Since neighbors gossip alot. Well after getting little three different numbers I started to ask them to introduce me to some of the other girls they work with that didn't give me the number and now I have about a dozen numbers That I try and see two or three a month. A couple of the girls stop working in the AMP and now have boyfriends.
BG

BG: You interrogate myself and others about where we go, and who we are seeing in other posts, and you are the biggest whorehound in this joint. That is hilarious "The old pot calling the kettle black"...

[biggod]

Originally posted by Padrone
BG: You interrogate myself and others about where we go, and who we are seeing in other posts, and you are the biggest whorehound in this joint. That is hilarious "The old pot calling the kettle black"...

Padrone,

That was over a year ago. Yeah back then I was a big whore hound with more knowledge of every place and girls working for who. But around December I semi retirer but continue to read this board and post sometimes.

BTW sorry for taking so long to respond I just got back