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[pswope]

The Internet has revolutionized ,to a certain,degree,the marketing of commercial sex. Yet, as a consumer,I do not believe it is the best resource for finding value(quality ladies at reasonable prices-a subjective judgement).
I have found the most success foraging through periodicals(NY Mag,VV)and in particuliar finding new ads that sometimes translate into undiscoverd gems.
Any thought on other approaches?

[Slinky Bender]

Go to FIT and Parsons and post a note on the "Employment" bulleting board looking for a "Nude Model"....... in crayon......with at least a little food stain on it.. Anyone who answers is a likely candidate.

[pswope]

APM
can't you come up with something more original,I've already turned out 2 FIT students. How about an ad for a nanny,for a middle aged man, in the Irish Echo.

[Slinky Bender]

Fine, how about an ad in "The Circus Review" under the "dental work" section. You'll have to figure out he rest on your own.

[Ozzy]

FIT and Parsons?

c'mon be nice.....;)


she had a 3.9 GPA so you'll have to do a little better than crayon. magic markers maybe?

[Ozzy]

why are you picking on me? :(

[Slinky Bender]

O,
"A guilty conscience needs no acuser". Had nothing to do with you. A pswope pointed out, there have always been tons of FIT and Parsons girls moonlighting in the business. At one point, I had two FIT girls doing a homework assignement IN MY OFFICE when they bumped into eachother after calls and realised that they were in the same class together and had an assignment due the next day. So I'm sitting at my desk taking calls watching these two on their knees and elbows with their butts pointed at me. I must have had to ask everyone who called to repeat themselves three times, because I just couldn't pay attention.

And the point about the crayon was that if anyone called off of that type of ad, they would probably have some idea of what they were in store for.

See, I was nice. I didn't say "Don't you get a 'B' there for spelling your name right ?".

[ryan]

I agree, some of the best things in life are not widely known...

[Ozzy]

yeah but parsons *and* FIT?

how come you don't send any to me to tudor?

[MrNY]

You'd do more than Tut them...

you'd actually wind up paying their tuition

[Ozzy]

Hi-o silver!!!! :p