Poetry, anyone?

[FoxyChristle]

Would anyone care to have their boards spammed with crappy poetry? *lol* Or possibly even have some decent poetry posted here?
xoxo
Christle

[Edited by FoxyChristle on 05-10-2001 at 01:25 AM]

[Bill Furniture]

Unless the poem starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" it probably doesn't belong here.

[Carl M]

I honored her offer, she offered her honor
and the rest of the nite I was on her and off her!

[Geezy Muldoon]

in.

[Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 01:12 PM]

[Ozzy]

hickory dickory dock, some whore was sucking my cock. the clock struck two, i dropped my goo, i dumped the bitch on the next block....OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh.

[Ozzy]

shauna shauna so very nice, she tongued my balls not once but twice. OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!




:cool:



you wanted poetry.......

[TuckernotSucker]

I will take the High Road. I would love some poetry here. Let me have it.

[Geezy Muldoon]

Cast a cold eye on life
Cast a cold eye on death
Horseman, pass by

W.B. Yeats gravestone legend - Sligo Co. - Ireland



[Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 01:12 PM]

[Casper]

There once was a man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it , and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my face was a cunt I would fuck it.

I hope I got it right ... lol

I need to credit my man John Valby aka Dr Dirty for the above.

Peace out
C

[Carl M]

Pretty good stuff!

[robnotbob]

Actually the line is "If my EAR was a cunt I would fuck it"..

Ay yi yi yi..Your father fills cream donuts..so sing me another verse worse than the other verse, and waltz me around by my willy...

[FoxyChristle]

I come back, and I find dirty limericks. *sigh* Some people need a spanking. Very well, if anyone wants my poetry, it will be in the Texas forum.... *grin*
xoxo
Christle

[mercydancer]

Originally posted by FoxyChristle
I come back, and I find dirty limericks. Christle
What did you expect?It's not like we're talking about literary accomplishments here.Though I've been told that my BJ's are a work of art...Anyway, I'll check out your poetry on the Texas line, might even share some of mine.

[Othello]

Please join my harem.
Brief moments, full of passion.
Indeed, time well $pent!

[jennifernyc]

my name is Orlando
I work at Orlando's
I earn five pesos a day
I go to my Lucy
I play with her pussy
she takes my five pesos away

Ha Ha Ha this shit was tooo funny I could not resist!!!!

[mercydancer]

Thanks,Jennifer.I really needed a laugh and this was hilarious.

[TuckernotSucker]

Now I know why you think Jennifers limrick was so funny. You took my pesos away.