Roosevelt Ave 82nd Street (1 for the team)

[laudanum]

Just taking one for the team......

There's a guy handing out cards around 82nd Street.
Its a blue and white card with Spanish one one side and English on the other side advertising Massage.

The english side says "Heaven on Earth Massage Parlor"
The spanish side says "Atencion se hacen masajes"

It has an address (a bad sign I should have seen) of 40-11 82nd St 2nd floor.

Its purely a legit massage with no hapy ending or roaming for $60.

I should have known better.....

It seemed promising. The guy was going out of his way to give the cards out to just men, as fas as I could see and the location seemed sketchy enough. The lady upstiars put my money in an envelope and led me to saparate room. They seemed genuinely confused about me when I showed up card in hand.

I'm a large asisn guy so I dont seem _too_ out of place in the hood. Maybe things would have been different if I looked hispanic or spoke spanish.

hope I can help others....

Laudanum

[traderjack09]

Thanks for the review. After reading about the near busts at AMP's Im staying away. It seems like the providers are getting scared of getting busted so they are resorting to these tricks

[laudanum]

then again...when I usually go to a MP I usually end up with the one on her period.

<insert Brady Bunch wha-wha horn here>

Laudanum

[Mister_NYC]

....I look 110% spanish and had the legit massage as well.

[TheNextBigThing]

That's probably just there newest scam. They have to do something since all the brothels were shut down in that area by Rudy. How did the massage girls inside look btw, did they seem like the typical Spanish house girl ?

[laudanum]

I dunno... I haven't been able to find one. :- P

But seriously folks....

No, the one I had was not of the typical latina house girl. She was very dark skinned and dressed in a very clinical getup from what I can remember.

The girl that took my money _did_ look a typical spansh house girl (whatever that means). She was maybe a little less seedy.

hope this helps....

laudanum

[yemaya424]

Did any of you that tried "heaven on earth" go for a followup session? Maybe a returning customer gets preferential treatment.

[yemaya424]

I paid a visit to "Heaven on Earth" early last week after being handed a card on eighty-deuce and roosevelt. Not having read the this thread, I tried it anyway and was indeed given a legit and not very good massage from a very pleasant latina. I went back for a return visit yesterday and was treated to a massage and handywork from a latin cutie with a very nice rack. She claims she doesn't provide this type of massage for all her clients but was making an exception in my case (um...yeah, right). No extras beyond the happy ending but it appears a little coaxing might have worked. Speaking Spanish is a big plus when visiting this place.

[engima]

Hey Fellas,
Belated Christmas to all.
I am writing this memo for the second time. Not sure if my last memo went thru, as I lost connection when I clicked on submit.
Well some poor soul bought my orgo book online. Great, I am thinking lets me reap the benefits so off to the R-Stroll. I met my amigo on 82nd.
So my hobbit leads me to an apt near the hospital on the 5th floor. As the door opens I am expecting to see my entertainer. However, wham, I see another guy. Urgh. I like to keep my hobby a private matter. Nevertheless, he reminds of the cost of the show and calls my entertainer. Who literally comes past a curtain from the living room. Well I meet her!
She is a nice Columbian chic about 5-7"-5-8" tats and pierced eyebrow. She reminds me of a girl in my biochem class. Neverthless the show is nothing to boast or degrade. An adequate version of Billy Joel but she wouldnt let me touch her bare skin. Well I am thinking now lets her version of Frank Sinatra.
As this going on I hear other voices past the curtain.
Now that the show is finished and peer from the curtain long and behold there other fans. Urgh not cool.
Well I quickly rush to the elevator. Now as I am waiting another guy joins me. He asked how it did it go...well it is what is a cheap f*&k! He laughs, I ask him why did he leave. He said he got a vibe that she was uptight..(smart man). He said he knows a few more houses and amigos. He then asks if I wanted to tag along. I kindly decline. I had enough adventures for one day.
So fellas, you get what you pay for.
Till then
Engima

[happy2]

I was heading down 108th Street from Roosevelt to LIE. Saw a girl about 30ish, rating of a 6or7 flagging me down. Pulled over and she came right out and ask if I she could please me. $.30 later received nice CbJ and was on my way. She said something about working 82 and roosevelt but not feeling safe there. First time in fifteen years getting BJ in car.

[magic]

Similar places can be found in Westchester county.
1/2 and 1/2 for $25.
Sometimes you get a diamond (8's or 9's)
for that price, but mostly your usual dog.
I know couple houses in Yonkers that has "The Chicas House" spirit in it.

[Nightcrawler]

Hey magic do you know the times of the spots in Westchester (what time do they close). Also, what do we need to get in besides the address.

[magic]

Check the thread "Mexican"in this same section (Cheap Thrills).
Everything has been posted.
Enjoy!!