My funniest experience

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Imagine, driving in the car with your best buddy after a kegger at the frat house and you're going to get breakfast (or something to eat at about 3AM).

You see 2 streetwalkers on the corner, and they hop in your car and ask you to pull into the parking lot.

They're getting real frisky and start down on a BBBJ before any exchange of cash. YOWZA.

Then, the flashlights are pouring in the windows. Cops ask for ID. Everything seems to be going ok, until you hear that your buddy had given the cops a wallet calendar as his ID.

Cop said.....OK Mr. August. Take these girls across the river and get the fuck outta my town.

True story.

[Edited by One Eyed Trouser Trout on 01-07-2001 at 02:16 AM]

[Ozzy]

or how about being in the middle of all night date with a certain *** top 10 girl and on the way out of the city at 2 or 3 am you get the munchies and pulll over at a white castle and while sitting in the drive thru lane, she starts a bbbj and finishes it just as your pulling up to the window to pay...........;)


and you guys thought caviar was the way to a top 10 girls heart...........lol.


it's all about the sliders!

[Slinky Bender]

I have a funny experience..............this thread ! I was going to start the exact same topic yesterday, but I have a bad cold and couldn't remember anything which was entirely appropriate. Score: OETT 1, slinkybender 0.

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

My second funniest experience needed some time to become funny...if you know what I mean.

I was about half cooked from an eveing of slinging single malts, and picked up this girl on the corner. She asked me to pull onto this side street where she proceeded to administer a BBBJ.

Funny thing, tho, is that she wouldn't let me touch her breasts or vaginal area.

The next morning, it dawned on me. I wonder if the crotch had an extraneous penis that 'she' didn't want me to notice.

I was repulsed at first (only lasted about 2 years until I went to confession...lol).

Then it started to be funny...but, how was I EVER gonna tell anybody about that?

[Ozzy]

so you never knew for sure then?

[Slinky Bender]

Do you remember thinking "gee, she's got a really broad back !" ? Did she have a voice like Brenda Vaccarro ? Was she wearing a choker ? Did she have big hands ? Did she offer Greek ?

Oh, and BTW, how was that BJ ?

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

No, I was never really sure. There were no real physical alarms ahead of time either. No beard, no broadness of back.

Regarding the BJ, I don't recall it as a particularly pleasant event...people kept walking past the car looking.

hehehe

[Slinky Bender]

"people kept walking past the car looking"

They were probably thinking "do you think that guy knows the person sucking his dick is a guy ?" :o

[wimpy]

OETT,

Funny thing is the same thing happened to me. I was very traumized for a few years. As I have gotten older I have been able to laugh about it(to myself). This would actually be the first time I am sharing the experience with anybody.

[Slinky Bender]

Oh, you guys ........get over it. What's the big deal ? So you thought it was a girl at the time and now you think differently. I don't see what the problem is ? How about the guys who saw a certain independant in NYC who later is thought to be a Post-Op transexual ? If you had a good time while it was happening, why do you agonize over it now ?

[JohnFrancis]

I remember this one time I was hanging out in the corner of a bar when this guy who was half-cooked from an evening of slinging single malts was so wasted he thought I was a girl and tried to pick me up... never mind.

[robnotbob]

JF: you, too???

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

One of the good things about getting clean and sober is that you're less likely to pick up guys :=)

Wimpy...thanks for opening up and sharing.

The truth will always set you free.