by shell station

[hagagaga]

actually met a new girl named Dana. Cute, white and petit. Gave great bbbjtc and her cell number. She said that I need to let her know what I like next time. May be druggie, but was clean and had an innocent look. She walks around with a guy, but he's just a pimp or something.

[mydesign]

Thanks hagagaga,

excellent attempt at providing useful, informative, or enlightening information. However, just a minor critique: what steet, town, city, county, borough, and/or state are you referring to?

[justlooking]

You know, mydesign: by the Shell station.

[hagagaga]

Sorry, Paterson

[Austin]

There is more than one Shell Station in Paterson, ? Street, ? time DETAILS PLEASE!

[mydesign]

Originally posted by justlooking
You know, mydesign: by the Shell station.


OOoohhhh, THE Shell station. Silly me. I guess I wasn't thinking.

[Daddycool]

You know mydesign the shell station across from the building on that long block....with the windows...ya know the building.

[santi]

What, Are you guys stupid! The Shell Station with the mechanics bays and the little convenience store that sells cigarettes and soda. You know the one.....

Hey Daddycool that's not the one that one is up the street a ways from this one.

[mydesign]

Isn't it the one without the mechanics bays with the convenience store selling cigarette cartons at the state minimum price?

[footy3]

come on guys

it's the one with the hookers out front...

[Daddycool]

REALLY??? ya see I thought it was WITH the mechanics bays and no convience store that sold illegal fireworks and cigarettes. Damn this is a confusin neighborhood.

Santi your all turned around... its the one in the middle of the street not at the end.

[demon69]

you sure its not at the corner traffic light with the bus stop in front, with the a big sea shell on its sign.

[mydesign]

Originally posted by footy3
come on guys

it's the one with the hookers out front...


Duhh, why didn't I think of that.


I'm going to get into my car and drive to the one with the convenience store. When I get to the first shell station, if I don't see any hookers out front I'm going to ask the people on the street if this is the location of the hookers with the cell phones. If they say "no" or dont know what I'm talking about, I'll go to the one with the mechanics bays. if none there, I'm going to the one with the fireworks. If still none, I'll give in and call the cops on my cell phone and ask them where the hookers they bust are located.

[Casper]

It's the one with GAS ! :D

We have Gas
We have Ass
now all we need is grass

[Slinky Bender]

Supposedly there was a place in DC called the car wash, which, while it was actually a car wash, you got "drive thru service" as well.

[popeye]

This thread is like something out of "Get Smart". Mel Brooks would love this thread.

Too funny,

Pop

[marc]

okay, i guess hagagagagag.....hasn't responded with details.
but here is further info.
Yes, there is only ONE Shell station in Paterson!
I drive a comp. car with a shell fleet acc't, know where all the stations are!
The one in Paterson is on the corner of Madison Ave & Market Street- hooker hangout- by the way, no mechanic's bay at this shell!
a per my previous thread, many new, good looking hookers lately in Paterson.
and I am sure you can also buy grass nearby!

[JackT]

You guys know the Shell station ... it's the one near the Starbucks.

[Daddycool]

must have turned Krispy Kreme into that starbucks...Damn now I can't find the hookers or my Jelly donuts anymore.

[justme]

Wow! There really is only one Shell station in Paterson. (C & C's at 10 18th ave.)

[Casper]

I hope they replace that Starbucks with a Dunkin Donuts .... just LOVE LOVE LOVE that coffee.

[Wowie69]

For those guys who are reading this for something other than the Mel Brooks parody....

That Shell station is a VERY hot area for LE... Be very careful...

Paterson is not a good place to cruise right now... NYC's former police commisioner (Kerick) has been hired to help the Paterson PD...

[hagagaga]

Look, I made an error by posting a reply in the wrong folder. That's why I didn't give more detail. Is that an acceptable excuse by everyone? I hope so, since its so important that I am liked by you guys.

It's on the corner of market and madison. Since it appears you have so much time on your hands, just hang out on the corner of the first street east of madison, off market, bordering the Shell station and wait for girls to pass. Heard that Police are more vigilent with the new Mayor but havent had a problem.

I do have this girls cell and home phones. I will ask if ok to publish.

[footy3]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Supposedly there was a place in DC called the car wash, which, while it was actually a car wash, you got "drive thru service" as well.

this made me think of a time i was in myrtle beach, in a rental car. saw a car wash that had huge signs, topless carwash. there were tall fences all around the front so you couldn't see the back, and i went in my rental car to check it out.

it was the type where you stay in the car, and i got out the other side and it was topless allright. unfortunately it was a bunch of fat hairy guys wiping off the car, sans shirts. i just had to laugh

[panzerhund]

now if her name was only mishell .....

[Phantom]

Originally posted by Wowie69
... NYC's former police commisioner (Kerick) has been hired to help the Paterson PD...


Yeah, that figures. He's still an asshole.

[Wowie69]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... that SHELL STATION.

I advised everyone to stay away from it, but I don't even listen to myself!

Here's what happened this past weekend:

I was with a female friend, who, though not a provider, could certainly pass for one. She's sultry looking, wears rather revealing clothing, and she really likes to party if you get my gist. She has also not been the best citizen and has had some minor problems with the law.

We were out late and I was taking her home when she asked me to stop and get some coffee. Of course, she wanted to get it at THAT SHELL STATION. I wasn't even thinking about my own UG warning nor did I see any girls working as we approached it. I parked on the street, kept the engine running with the lights on, and she ran in to get the coffee. (By the way she left her pocket book in my car.)

A moment later a cop car pulls up behind me and he is just sitting there with his lights on. I keep looking up in the rear view mirror watching for my friend... and at that point I wasn't sure if it was better if she came out then or not...

Of course, what happens?

A sleazy blonde hooker comes up to my passenger door and gives me the beckoning look to open my door!

Now, I don't know what the hell to think... is this hooker nuts? There's a police car right behind me! Is she a decoy? My pulse is beginning to race...

I just gave her a disgusted look, moved my head sideways in the universal symbol of NO!, and she moved along down the street.

Another look in my rearview mirror and still no sign of my friend!

Then the cop pulls up besides me. He's an old geezer, probably in his 50s, with one of those grey walrus moustaches.

"What are you doing?"

"I am waiting for my friend to get a coffee and then I am taking her home."

"Yeah, sure, where you from?"

I tell him.

He gets real sarcastic.
"Oh, all the way from XXXX to get coffee?"
(It's only about 5 miles.)

"No officer, my friend lives here, she wanted a coffee and she will be right out. Wait and you will see."

"Yeah, right, you were trying to pick up that girl a minute ago."

"No way officer. Just wait and you will see my friend coming out."

"If I see you pick up a prostitute, I am going to arrest you and seize your car."

"Officer, I am not picking up a prostitute. As a matter of fact, I have my friend's purse right here..."
(No street girl is going to leave her pocket book in the car of a john. Wouldn't a cop understand that?)

But the cop isn't even going to look and he gets a nasty attitute - "Look I've warned you and I will not give you a second chance!" and he drives off.

30 seconds later my friend comes out and I ask her to walk home. (I thought she might have had some party implements on her that could have gotten her in trouble...)

I drive up one block and the cop is sitting on a side street waiting to ambush me. He couldn't stop me with no one in the car, and as I drove home my heartbeat resumed its normal pace.

Moral of the story: mind my own warnings.

[Sidekicks]

DAMN! so what happened to your friend? did you wait down the block or something to pick her up? its kinda cruel but for your own saftey better safe than sorry...

A-

[marc]

Wowie, is your friend's name Michelle, and does she live two blocks up from the shell station? If so, then read my previous posts here in this thread

[mydesign]

Originally posted by Wowie69
Moral of the story: mind my own warnings.

Wowie69,

next time try pulling into the shell station and parking in one of the parking spaces reserved for the convenience store customers.

[Wowie69]

Sidekicks:
My friend made it home fine. I made her walk home for both of our safeties. That cop was a hothead looking for a problem. When I told her what happened she kept apologizing to me and was totally pissed at the cop. But she admitted I did the right thing. (I was rather terse with her when she came out with the coffee... I just told her she had to walk home and I would explain later...)

marc:
No, she is not Michelle. My friend lives about 12 blocks away. What post are you referring to? I only see one post from you in this thread.

mydesign:
I usually do pull in, but the entrance was blocked on the right side by a vehicle pulling out... just one of those "when everything goes wrong" scenarios... If I had just turned off the car and turned off my lights I probably would have been fine too...

[zoulou]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Supposedly there was a place in DC called the car wash, which, while it was actually a car wash, you got "drive thru service" as well.

That's a great idea! - I always got bored at the car wash.

[localguy]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Supposedly there was a place in DC called the car wash, which, while it was actually a car wash, you got "drive thru service" as well.

No, What it was a woman who would do 15 minute appointments
for $50. So it was kind of like getting a car wash was how
one guy explained it. Stop, get a little action, leave.

So people started calling it the "Car Wash".

I never stopped by, but apparently it was an unfurnished
apartment.