What do you do best? [Archive]

wimpy

12-27-2000, 09:29 AM

Have providers ever said that you do certain things well. IE on certain occassions I dine at the Y. I have been told I am exceptional at that. What is your best trait?

Ozzy

12-27-2000, 10:00 AM

over tipping!

Slinky Bender

12-27-2000, 10:06 AM

Rember the line from Risky Business ? "I like your friends Joel.........".

justme

01-05-2001, 12:00 AM

Maybe it's my low self-esteem, but I don't tend to put a lot of (long term) weight on what I'm told in a session. I've always assumed that my two best traits were paying in full and showing up showered.

One Eyed Trouser Trout

01-06-2001, 02:34 PM

Pay

ryan

01-07-2001, 08:53 PM

I've been told a few times I have such a big one... ROTFLMAO ! It's nice to hear, but honest I'm just average. This must be a standard provider line or something...

robnotbob

01-08-2001, 04:43 AM

Hey wimpy I've heard that too (about me, that is).

I'm also well groomed and shower before hand.

Hey..let's compare notes

pswope

01-08-2001, 06:08 AM

I've been told by many ladies that I pay promptly and in the correct amount.

Bitches

Happy now APM/TFH

[Edited by pswope on 01-08-2001 at 10:56 AM]

One Eyed Trouser Trout

01-08-2001, 06:35 AM

What I hear most often is:

"Who ya plan on satisfying with that (pointing to my dick)?

And my answer is always the same "me"

fletch

01-08-2001, 05:18 PM

I get along well with everyone.

littleguy

01-10-2001, 09:00 AM

Beg. Next is Pay.

ONTT, Great answer !!!!

One Eyed Trouser Trout

01-14-2001, 12:12 PM

It's embarrasing.

I went into the john at halftime today, grabbed a pube by mystake and pissed myself.

Size does matter

ryan

01-14-2001, 08:35 PM

I hate when that happens

One Eyed Trouser Trout

01-15-2001, 06:27 PM

Well, it's not so bad. My urologist only charges me half

Ozzy

01-15-2001, 08:12 PM

now if only you could convince providers that.

One Eyed Trouser Trout

01-16-2001, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by Ozzy
now if only you could convince providers that.

What, are you kidding????? At least they attempt to protect my fragile self esteem with their subtantial abilities to act. I ain't gonna ruin that

fender

01-19-2001, 07:02 AM

that i have a 'beautiful cock', & this feels especially good from the lips of a voluptuous redhead.

Ozzy

01-19-2001, 09:26 AM

i ment for them to charge you half price.

TuckernotSucker

01-19-2001, 01:00 PM

What I do best is satisfy them. Mostly with oral skills learned by one of them. Then I hope they satisfy me. If they are too good looking I am distracted by keeping my eyes open. Thats a real challenge.