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nycoder
03-26-2011, 08:48 PM
I found myself in Ann Arbor, Michigan on business recently, so of course I wanted to check out the local strip club scene. Sadly, I did not have a car, which was a big mistake since cabs are both very expensive and a pain to schedule. I wanted to head over to one of the better-recommended clubs by the airport, but I settled for the shorter trip to nearby Ypsilanti.

The Deja Vu club is a fully nude, no alcohol place. The crowd was much younger than I'm used to seeing - looked to me to be at least 80% college kids. The girls also seemed young - I doubt I'd put any of them over 30. They were uniformly pretty cute - maybe 6-8, tastes depending, tending blonde and a bit stocky.

A girl named Charlene with glow-in-the-dark tats came over and gave me a rundown on how things work. Every so often they do a cattle-call and bring all the girls on-stage. After that the DJ will announce a special for dances - 2 for 1 or 2 for $30, etc. Otherwise dances are $20 each. The VIP is $80, $165, $300 for 15, 30 or 60 minutes. Additionally, if you want the "hands on" experience, that's an extra $20. (The last part may just have been Charlene's way of negotiating for a tip upfront.)

I waited for the cattle-call and took Charlene up on the 2 for $30 special. She brings me back to a semi-private padded bench and tells me I have to keep my hands on the bench at all times. She's so stern about it I'm sure I'm about to get a serious air dance. She also tells me that she'll take off her panties if I want, but then she can't grind. When the dance begins she hops on my lap and starts grinding - heavenly. She flips over a couple of times, but stays in full contact the whole time. Oh, and did I mention she had possibly the nicest, natural rack I've ever seen?

I took a break after that and when she came by again I took her to the VIP for 30 minutes. It's a larger padded bench, fully enclosed by curtains with a TV screen showing the stage. The $20 "hands on" package was everything I hoped - full access, with only her pussy off limits.

The only negative moment came at the end - after I bought another 30 minutes and we'd gotten rather friendly. Towards the end of our time she looks at me and says "I hope your wife appreciates you as much as I do." I had no idea what to say - I mean, #1 I think my wife appreciates me plenty and I certainly never said otherwise and #2 how much do you appreciate me? I'm just a customer, and an out-of-towner who can't even become a regular at that. But really, who wants to think about their wife while groping a stripper's tits? Fuck.

I only got to know one girl, so I can't really say how typical this experience was. It could be that more is ***ilable from the other girls - there's certainly enough privacy for all manner of deeds to be accomplished. Have fun!

RuffToy
03-26-2011, 10:11 PM
What language do they speak in Ypsilanti?

Here's my take-away from the story...

1. I now believe there are opportunities in the transportation business in Ann Arbor, MI
2. Charlene has great breasts and no brain.
3. The one time a stripper asked me what my wife thought about my SC ventures. I asked her how her BF liked the taste of my dick on her lips. Suffice to say, my wife was left out of further conversations.
4. It's a FULL nude club but they put their panties on just when you get up close and personal...and pay for it too. I tell you what, here's another twenty, put your pants back on too.
5. The best part of this story is that you had woman with great tits and almost completely naked rubbin her stank all over you in fucking Ypsilanti MI. Now that's a great story!

Thanks for sharing!

nycoder
03-27-2011, 09:03 AM
What language do they speak in Ypsilanti?

Here's my take-away from the story...

1. I now believe there are opportunities in the transportation business in Ann Arbor, MI
2. Charlene has great breasts and no brain.
3. The one time a stripper asked me what my wife thought about my SC ventures. I asked her how her BF liked the taste of my dick on her lips. Suffice to say, my wife was left out of further conversations.
4. It's a FULL nude club but they put their panties on just when you get up close and personal...and pay for it too. I tell you what, here's another twenty, put your pants back on too.
5. The best part of this story is that you had woman with great tits and almost completely naked rubbin her stank all over you in fucking Ypsilanti MI. Now that's a great story!


Haha - as for #4, call me crazy but I don't really care if her panties are on or not. I guess I'm just that much of a tit guy. And as for #5, I completely agree. What a life - somehow the amount of money I make in a few hours of typing is enough to convince a completely gorgeous girl to get naked and rub herself all over me.

-nycoder