Record Holder?

[iiceman]

Dawn,

Do I still hold the record or do I have to reclaim the title???

Bobby

[Carl M]

Heh, Heh, LOL!!!!!

[iiceman]

My understanding Carl is that I have you by a mile....Or shall I say by 6.......LOL, LOL

[robnotbob]

Hey wait a minute I thought I was at least in the top 5???

[Carl M]

Oh yeh see any purple squirrels lately bro!! LOL!!

[MrNY]

I've heard that Carl (while NOT driving in the snow), has been know to be able to swallow more pizza than ANYONE.....

So, iiceman - i think he has you beat in that dept.

[LIDAWN]

a three hour event produced 18... now you guys figure that one out!! giddiup!

[robnotbob]

between that and "gold", now I have something to shoot for

[billy01866]

hey, my first post. yea for me. i guess that makes me aluminum or tin. how does one get into this contest and what does the winner get?

[Carl M]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LIDAWN
[B] a three hour event produced 18... now you guys figure that one out!! giddiup!

Mmmm, if we average that out per hour that is 6/hr, as you remember I hit double digits in 1 hour!!!

[robnotbob]

Carl gets the Nobel Prize in mathematics.

[Carl M]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by billy01866
[B]hey, my first post. yea for me. i guess that makes me aluminum or tin. how does one get into this contest and what does the winner get?

Hey Dawn- who is this guy, this would not happen to be the Cable Guy who would not give you free HBO with the Sopranos on would it!!!

[billy01866]

i would even throw in showtime and cinemax if the show is as good as they say. you know, toss in sportschannel.

[LIDAWN]

i beleive we went over an hour if you recall?
No?!?!!? yes we did over an hour redo your math quiz.... and this score includes them from all things not just one....
giddiup
iceman in less than an hour i believe you hit a new score.. if we are counting..
still waiting to see how cable works out in my box!!!!!

my bad giddiup!!!
hugzz dawn
although there is a certain fellow who cleans up really big whom has not even peeped a voice in here yet.. wink!!!!!!!!

[billy01866]

as far as the cable hook up to dawn's box, it appears to be a live wire and sparks are flying all over the place. you can rest assure that i will not rest until the hookup is perfect. my goal is to satisfy...........

[iiceman]

So Dawn if I went three hours would I tilt the machine...or would you at least be able to catch your breath.. LOL

I believe the score was 16 in 1 hr..

Carl M,

Keep eating that pizza... LOL

[LIDAWN]

noo way we hit 16 in one? we had a little over 2 hours honey
am i nuts not 16 was maybe 12 god did you totally make me loose my mind as well as make my legs shake..
no way am i nuts here call me if this is true and everytime you get off you release anti aging ceritonin ,.......then you created a fountain of youth
giddiup lets do it all over i wanna be 16 again..
hugzz dawn

[TuckernotSucker]

The man that cleans up claims to have the score card. Dawn 16 and Carl M 2. Dawn was watching the porno flick at the Kew. LOL

[LIDAWN]

that is hopw we all breath much clearer these days wink tucker.. are you my record holder possibly?
hugzzz dawn

[LIDAWN]

question is could i walk and or talk when i left? or was i stuttering and babbling like a a fool.... body does not lie.... so count away if you like you silly guys i still say quality of the orgasm is better than quantity unless you want to leave me in a coma
course that could be cheaper..
hugzz out
DAWN

[nj george]

in light of certain circumstances i will excercise an incredable amount of restraint here. however i find this topic extremely distasteful.(no pun intended). with all the latest talk (both here and ***) about not creating a competitive environment amongst the clients(not to mention the spending of quality time with a lady being reduced to a mere statistic) i am dismayed that this thread has gone on as long as it has. it is as if we are playing" can you top this?" try to put yourselves in the shoes of a new prospective client. what is he supposed to think when he reads stuff like this. "man if i don't perform up to expectations the date is going to be a bust". i know dawn probably does not feel this way, but with all the emphasis on the topic by all parties involved, EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE involved in this thread is sending out the WRONG signals. to me this subject is about something personal that happens between two people in an intimate moment and should be shared by those two people only. it is not meant for public consumption and only serves to foster an even greater competitive situation. hmmmmmmmmm...let's see if 18 is the magic number then i guess i have to shoot for 19? when i was with dawn we talked, just talked, for about 1hr 45min. playtime lasted about 45-60min. if i really put my mind to it i could estimate a number. it might be in the ballpark with everyone else, it might not. but whatever that number is, i believe that it should stay on this side of my keyboard. . i firmly believe that many more people(inculding prospective clients) read this board than post on it and i would wager that the majority of the readers would rather this information be kept private. the whole premise/fantasy of being with an escort is that for the time they are together the client is the only man in her life and she would rather be with him than anyone else. for some clients i could very easily see how it could be next to impossible to buy into the fantasy with information like this running through his head. and he may be scared off and the escort may miss out on meeting someone who might otherwise be a great guy. on the other hand i could be totally wrong here but it is just my humble opinion.

douses myself with gasoline and passes out matches...............flame on!!!!!

[Edited by nj george on 03-07-2001 at 12:42 AM]

[Casper]

nj george;

Amen brother !

[iiceman]

When the post was started it was simply meant as a joke on the board. If I offended you or anyone else I appologize. But I must say that it was not meant to belittle any one provider or prohibit a potential client from possibly meeting another provider. It was a joke between some.

Being new to the board.

I meant it as a compliment, not to feed an ego.

Dawn is an incredible lady!

Those that have had the pleasure of meeting her realize that she hapens to be one in a million.

I for one can not wait to see her again

I agree that certain things are meant to be private but I also believe that this is a hobby that everyone should have fun and respect. Key word when posting: FUN but w/ respect.

NJ George
I appologize if you thought it distasteful but again it started as a joke.

You may restrain all that you may but I for one would appreciate you letting lose a little more and truly sharing more opinions with the board.

[candie]

mines 26 but >whispers low< I had a rope thong and and a well implanted metholated cough drop and heck I was home alone... was trying to make thirty but fell asleep well,,,,,, in bliss nontheless!

Now if I could just invent the perfect spanking machine, I could stick my ass up just right and.........< the playful spanking machine I should add>

[Edited by candie on 03-07-2001 at 06:38 AM]

[MrNY]

you're 100% right-on-the-money !!

AND, did you realize that THAT entire post of yours could be cut-n-paste'd into the thread on provider gifts too ?

[LIDAWN]

i just wrote to someone on here that this is scaring me.. i am now bit timid to see anyone for fear they will try to kill me in the process.
nonethe less i took it as a joke the first 10 posts but let us stop it here.. we all know that a girl needds a break even when she is having a great time..
so hear hear lets drop this ball and stat a new one..
As i said a couple about
quality not quantity..
But then some guys need their numbers to get the need met inside.. how ever i should like it if you guys would relax and shhhhhhhh
10 lirttle ones do not make the big one in any ones world.
and yes it did move to a bad taste thread..
candie what kind of cough drop was that you said and where did it go?

i miss you see you next week miss chocolate drop!!!!
hugzz Dawn

[Carl M]

Tucker is right, Dawn you beat me real bad! LOL- I still got blurred vision from you- but if I remember correctly so do you- LOL!! Touche!!!!

[justme]

RNB - there is no Nobel prize (which tends to favor applied discoveries over the theoretical) in mathematics. The equivalent would be the Field's medal.

Although I understood the thread to be joking in nature, I also found it to be a little tasteless. Braggadocio is never appreciated, bedroom braggadocio even less so, and commercial bedroom braggadocio seems to be...

[Ozzy]

dawns right, this thread should be cut. you're gonna have people showing up with gadgets to help reach UNATTAINABLE #'s.

[Casper]

Originally posted by Ozzy
dawns right, this thread should be cut. you're gonna have people showing up with gadgets .


Hmmmmm I think I'm gonna change my name to Inspector Gadget .... lol (keeping it light)

Peace out

[nj george]

iiceman--no apology necessary. i was just trying to post a different point of view. no i am not offended. i was trying to show restraint because i figured that my opinion differed with the majority of the regulars here and i was trying not to upset anyone, especially one very specific someone who does not need to become upset right now..

to MrNY.. thank you. .yes i fully realize that my comments are applicable to the topic of giving gifts to escorts but also they apply to the topic of revealing too many details(not necessarily graphic ones) about a particular date. ie: where they went for dinner/dancing etc. to an insecure person, information like this can be VERY intimadating and a person can put unwanted and unneeded pressure upon himself to live up to certain expectations.

to iiceman again...thank you for asking for less restraint as far as my opinions go. but i think that for now i have pushed the envelope far enough with this post. i have many many thoughts on message board etiquette, what should be posted, what shouldn't be posted etc. really, i could go on and on and on on the subject. not just concerning this board but every other board i have been a part of. and it may actually make an interesting thread. but again it would probably ruffle too many feathers as i am sure those opinions would be in the minority. maybe someday.....

[LIDAWN]

lets cut this thread please and disolve it i really want it gone it is embarressing and humbling and i have begun to resent it even in my good nature please remove this horrendous piece of work..

[Assman]

Originally posted by LIDAWN
lets cut this thread please and disolve it i really want it gone it is embarressing and humbling and i have begun to resent it even in my good nature please remove this horrendous piece of work..




Dawn, if you look at the thread, you made most of the posts. It wasn't until NJGeorge said how dumb this thread was that you agreed. You mentioned a number and that started things rolling. Fun is fun, but beware of what you post.

[LIDAWN]

PEOPLE TOOK IT TOO FAR.. I WAS PERSONNALLY JOKING.. THE NUMBER OF EMAILS I RECIEVED THAT WERE GRAPHIC AND RUDE AND DISTRESSING ARE IN THE DOUBLE DIGETS NOW.. AND YES MY KEY IS STUCK FOR CAPS SORRY NOT YELLING REALLY!
SO IN SHORT I THOUGHT YES I CAN MAKE A JOKE AS GOOD AS ANY GUY UNTIL IT WENT TO FAR AND NJ GOERGE DECIDED TO SPEAK UP WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN RATTLING AROUND MY LITTLE BLONDE HEAD TO BEGIN WITH.. YOU R CORRECT THOUGH I MAY IN ADVERTANTLY MADE IT LAST LONGER THAN IT SHOULD BY TRYING TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS AND LAUGH IT OFF.. MY MISTAKE.. PINCH.. I WOKE UP!!!
I STILL STICK WITH QUALITY NOT QUANTITY...
AND I STILL STICK TO LETS SHUT THIS THREAD OFF PLEASE SLINKY ERASE IT BEFORE I DIE ANY FURTHER INSIDE FROM MY OWN ADMISSIONS AND ERRORS... AND I WILL FURTHER SAY THAT SOME OF THE CONVERSATIONS I HAVE HAD WITH THESE GENTLEMEN OUT WEIGHT THE INTIMATE DETAILS I HAVE EXPERIENCED... WITH OTHERS.. I HAVE MADE MANY MANY GOOD QUALITY FRIENDSHIPS I SHALL NEVER EVER FORGET OR REJECT OR DISRESPECT.... AS I SEEM TO HAVE HERE.. POUT!!!

THANKS AND HELP ME FIX THIS BUTTON PLEASE . ARGHHHHH!!!!

hUMBLE APOLOGIES
DAWN

[Phantom]

hmmm, shift or caps lock key stuck? how'd that lower case "h" get in there at the end?

[Ozzy]

DAWN, YOUR MY LONG LOST SISTER........?

MY CAPS KEY GETS STUCK ALOT TOO, EXCEPT THAT SOME PEOPLE TAKE OFFENSE TO IT..........

right info/candide/booth?


btw.......i knew this thread was out of hand from the first post........


but i've said that before on other boards and nobody listened.

[Amanda Witherspoon]

I knows sum-body in Houston dat kin get rid o' dis here tread. He's a known tred-killah. He'd love to ice dis whole ting.

You jess lemme know an' I'll have it taken care of.
Capice?

Friend of Thread-Killer,
Amanda (uh, no, I mean, Amander)

[fletch]

dawn, reboot your PC. If that doesn't fix it, turn the keyboard over and give it a good whack.

[justme]

Phantom - if your shift lock is engaged LIKE SO AND YOU PRESS THE SHIFT KEY DOWN like so< you toggle back to lower case WHICH IS WHAT i ASSUME HAPPENED TO DAWN.

Dawn - next time your caps lock key gets stuck, type with the shift key depressed. All lower is much preferred to all caps online.