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pitman_nyc
02-26-2002, 02:45 PM
Ok, so here it is, finally. I promised a trip report when I finally got there so I'm keeping to my word. Although since some of the experiences were, ahem, less than ideal - I did find myself not wanted to write it and have procrastinated somewhat.

Had three nights in Montreal and had enough cash to do incall 3 times. First night, after the traveling by car (app. 6 hrs) and then many social obligations, I wanted to check out some old haunts. Actually my friend and I were downtown and visited Chez Paree, which was known (in my past...) as having the hottest looking girls in the city. They was so much silicone that it was a turnoff. I don't remember that about 10 years ago but perhaps implants weren't as known back then. At least air dances were cheap ($8CAN). But we didn't partake. Next was Teaser's which promised contact lap dances. Catch is, and they don't tell you, is that you have to buy 2@$10CAN, can't just go for one. So, the stripper was withholding change from my $20. So, I took the already paid for, 2nd very low mileage contact lap dance, and left upset and disappointed. Last, when to Laval after I dropped off my friend, where a place has historically had very high mileage contact lap dances that were cheaper than the downtown area. At this point it was 3 am and they were closing. Hung around to get the feel of the place and what type of girls were available. Somewhat lower quality than what we saw downtown, girls must've been 6's. Perhaps 5's. I did proposition one girl who was just standing around 5 minutes before closing, to come back to my place - but she said she didn't do that but some other girls did. She had a small tummy, was young, and so I would've been ok with her, but the others just weren't worth it.

So, I went back to my hotel and "called for it". Used the Montreal Spreadsheet that's been circulated here on UG, I believe, and chose something like "Super Choix" in laval for $100CAN. Full hour, two shot (service: deux fois) and asked for a Blonde. I was promised a 5'7 green eyed blond Quebecois girl. But she never showed up. I was promised 30 minutes and after 45 minutes called and complained. I was informed the girl had a problem with the driver and was offered another girl. Christ at this point, I'd take anything. It was at least 4 am and I was completely exhausted. So, when the 2nd one arrived, she woke me up and I was completely out of it. No problem though, she was hot. 5'5", stacked, but not large breasted. Dark Hair, Slim. I was told 120lbs.
Excellent session. We undressed each other, her first. 69 with me on top, LOL. DATY was excellent. Reversed spoon (is there an acronyn for that?) and came in that position. First shot was short but so badly needed. Slept with her in my arms. Got my second wind. Tried wheelbarrow, and she wasn't thrilled with it, so we went doggie. As it was my 2nd shot, I was hard and was able to last so much longer. Decided to prolong my experience and even slowed down my thrusts which excited, Marie-Eve (sorry, forgot to mention her name) that much more. Eventually shot my 2nd load and the session was over. Forgot to mention the massage that I gave her and that she returned. Excellent experience.

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pitman_nyc
02-26-2002, 02:57 PM
2nd night I skipped getting any entertainment. Fell asleep I was so tired - I couldn't stay up again all night. But the next night, I hook up with an old friend and we hit Eclypse. It's a biker bar out by Rigaud on your way to Ottawa. You can get BJ or FS in a small booth. Much like Grand Prix on the south short. Hilltop is a similar place, close by but on a different highway. You use hilltop as a backup. BJ were $60 and FS $100. You may be able to negotiate down if you act like you know the score and get BJ $40/FS $80. In my case, I saw such a hot young blonde I totally wanted her. A couple of agressive russians were working the place and were quite attractive. The russian that was coming onto me came down from $140 for FS to $100. But I wanted the hot young blond and agreed to $120. (All prices in $CAN). Never negotiate in the booth-that's where you find it very hard to walk away. Service was mediocre at best, but the body was still so fine, so it wasn't a bad experience, but absolutely not memorable. Mostly did it from behind, tried to get her to do more of a lap dance position with her on top, me on a stool. She just didn't like it. So, I lasted longer than she would have liked with doggie/behind. LOL, to get my money's worth. Should've gone with the russian...big mistake. Sigh.

Afterwards, we decide to call for it (incall). I wanted to try Les Filles de Mr. Jacques as there were so many girls listed on the spreadsheet that they'd be certain to accomodate. Esp. being a monday night...unfortunately, I'd have to call back. Didn't want to wait and decided to call Super Choix again, hoping lightning strikes twice. It didn't. We asked for two girls, their descriptions were Italian, 5'7 120 lbs. One blonde, one brunette. They weren't as described. Given out time limitations, we had to accept them or give up empty handed for the evening. In retrospect we should've. Forced the real ugly one on my friend. She had some skin problems, dry as a whistly, mediocre BJ. Both girls were much heavier than advertised. Disgusting!!!! Since I wasn't attracted to mine, we just did doggie for a very long time and she did get into it, but the girl was so much bigger than I was....anyways, I'm still trying to wipe this experience out of my mind. Came back to NY and tried a new place that was recommended. Had a GFE and I'm back to normal. Bottom line is - you get what you pay for. With Montreal incall, unless they've got a website and there's no bait and switch, you've got to be prepared to throw the fish back into the sea!

pitman_nyc
02-27-2002, 05:15 AM
Hastily wrote that review yesterday and I have now re-read it. A few mistakes. Reversed spoon (what was I thinking?) - I was behind her on my right side. "South Short" was meant to be "South Shore" of Montreal - typo.

The two girls were promised as 18 and 19 years old. Prices were $100 each.

Next time, I'm paying more for guaranteed better looking girls. You do get what you pay for...

ryan
02-27-2002, 07:23 PM
Great reviews!

I don't agree necessarily you get what you pay for. And you have to admit your experience kind of contradicts that claim too..... your $100 session with Marie-Eve sounds like it was as good or better than sessions you'd get at $140-$160 with a lot of the other known agencies. In Montreal.... I've had both great and lousy sessions at $180, for example. There is a huge range of good and not so good in MTL so we really depend on the reviews and research. You should submit your info to the spreadsheet at www.montreal-sex.com . IMO the spreadsheet really needs good info like you have, with the girls names, etc and service info. My guess is right now the spreadsheet is only 50-75% reliable, there seem to be far too many ratings of 4 and 5 (out of 5).

PS. I might have to visit Eclypse some time it sounds worth a trip. Thanks for all the info...