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coitus_maximus
02-20-2002, 04:51 AM
Has anyone seen this lady (http://profiles.yahoo.com/betty_snj)? She posts frequently on the Yahoo NJ escort boards.

Thanks.


CM

marc
02-20-2002, 05:23 AM
mmmmmmm...I like what I see, but don't see much.
Her friend karla has possibilities also!!

pjv
02-25-2002, 04:35 PM
I exchanged a couple of emails with Betty today. She wanted some info on me...age, race, etc. I am waiting to find out where she is located and what her rates are for the 1/2 and 1 hour. She has new pics on the yahoo page...not too bad!!!

RoosterC74
02-25-2002, 05:22 PM
I will say those new pics of her show some very nice hooters.

pjv
02-26-2002, 11:34 AM
I am still waiting for a reply from Betty. Yes, NICE HOTTERS! I am not sure where she is located or what type of "contribution" is suggested.

coitus_maximus
02-26-2002, 07:33 PM
I actually did get a reply from Betty and she sounds like a bargain if you like your women big (she's 5'6", 180 lbs, and Karla is 5'4" and 155 lbs). Their individual fee is $200 for a session lasting 30 minutes up to 3 hours.

I suspect they live somewhere in the Mount Laurel area, tho' Betty was open to meeting in the Bordentown area.

I think I'll take a pass for now, even though they both sound hot, as I prefer my ladies petite and slender.


CM

marc
02-27-2002, 05:24 AM
Got Milk?

RoosterC74
02-28-2002, 04:06 PM
Those Bigguns would crush this poor Rooster.

tooma
03-05-2002, 08:53 AM
Yikes! I got that at HOME!

RoosterC74
03-05-2002, 04:22 PM
Those Bigguns-would flatten the Rooster's Feather.

betty_snj
03-22-2002, 05:42 PM
did you get enough feedback on me so I can crush your feathers or not? lol
thanks for join my group. licks!

biggod
03-22-2002, 06:35 PM
Betty,

Welcome to the UG .

Biggod

njdave58
03-23-2002, 08:13 AM
Betty

I met Betty one afternoon and what an afternoon it was she is great!!!!!!!

No rush no hurry no clock watching your pleasure is her only interest

she has a great body a fantastic shaved pussy great tits and a mouth that is pure magic

She does things with her mouth that are beyond discription

If you get the chance you should check her out I cant wait to see her again

I would give her ***** five stars

RoosterC74
03-23-2002, 09:04 AM
Betty,

Welcome to UG. Betty-a few of the reference checks are in. Thus, far they sound very interesting. Waiting on a couple more. I am waiting for a return e-mail that I sent to you. Cum on baby-speed up this process. Currently, the Rooster is quite ill. Out of work-and hurting with an Upper Respiratory Thing. Nothing that a couple of good bbbjtc wouldn't cure-no? Looks like you may have the talent to cure me. But you will just have to be very careful with my feathers. Oh that is the ones-that I have left-wink! wink!

NJDAVE,

I see you are a newbie. Got any additional information for the Boards Members and me.

RoosterC74
03-24-2002, 07:56 AM
Oh Betty-Where Are Thou?

ragman805
03-24-2002, 08:18 AM
I have met her and can tell you she is truly special.She is very friendly,easygoing,and will do almost anything you would like.She is especially good at oral,and like oral performed on her(she has a delicious pussy!)She has a very talented mouth,and her pussy is extremely enjoyable also.One word of caution though,make sure the paramedics are on standby,because she will leave you weak and satisfied,and wont stop to you are!She wants you to have a good time,and also herself,but you always cum first.So if you like someone who is not 10 pounds short of anorexic,and looking to have a GREAT time,get together with her.You wont be sorry!!!

RoosterC74
03-24-2002, 12:53 PM
Ragman,

Thanks for the wonderful review of Betty's Talents. I do really appreciate your information. Now-I just need her to get back to me. I am a bit ill-but recovering-and thought-it might be a great cure-just sit back and get a couple of mighty fine bbbjtc. I appear to have some open time tomorrow-if she would like to give the Rooster a Yell.

Now-Betty-get back to the Old Rooster. Lets see what you can do to my feathers!

dhutchins
03-25-2002, 11:08 AM
I had shared some email with Betty, as well as some chat online. She is on Yahoo Msgr, and we did chat it up a couple of times. Never got together, and I am a little curious about the reviews posted here. The only reviews of Betty came after one of her posts that she had found this web site. The reviews are also by first time posters. Both reviews are the only posts and the first posts by two people. Sounds like a shill, and smells like a shill. Anybody else have any experience?

Abear

betty_snj
03-25-2002, 02:54 PM
well....those posts appeared because Rooster was mailing some people asking about me.
They asked me what was it about, and I explained that Rooster was asking for references about me because no one knew me at Utopia.
Not everyone uses Escorts review sites to make their choices.
The comments came from people I've seen, is not something I made up, those are real people.
I don't need to make up stories about myself at all, I have and had lots of positive reviews and comments on escorts clubs (now groups) at Yahoo.
I remember we exchanged couple of mails and our meeting didn't go anywhere because of location and time frame.
Hey....I guess I need to fuss Rooster feathers, even if he's feeling ill at the moment, so this way people will believe in a review of a well know member.
:P
You just need to have your insurance card with you Rooster!!!! You might need it after I'm done with you babycakes!
Licks!

RoosterC74
03-25-2002, 04:57 PM
Betty Posted the following-

well....those posts appeared because Rooster was mailing
some people asking about me.
They asked me what was it about, and I explained that
Rooster was asking for references about me because no one
knew me at Utopia.


I will say this in response to MDABEAR and Betty-yes I have been in contact with Betty through a yahoo club that we are both in. I asked her for some information through private e-mail, and she gave me at least 6 references to check out. I have heard back from 4 of those references-and they were all positive, especially about her oral talents. As for why Ragman and NJDAVE posted them on here-that is certainly up to them. It would be nice to see additional members to this Board-especially if they are Jersey Guys.

MDABEAR-although, you certainly have the right to make statements about shilling, you may want to think carefully, and have facts before you make such aggressive statements in the future. I tend to agree with you that, yes Ragman and NJDAVE are first time posters, however we all have to start on this Board somewhere. Additionally, you only have made 24 posts and have only been a member of this Board-less then a month-so you way wish to delay your shilling statements about people unless you know they are true. Calling someone a shill-is a pretty aggressive statment.


Betty also posted the following to me:

Hey....I guess I need to fuss Rooster feathers, even if he's
feeling ill at the moment, so this way people will believe in a
review of a well know member.
:P
You just need to have your insurance card with you
Rooster!!!! You might need it after I'm done with you
babycakes!


Betty-I will only say a few things back to you that may help clear things up. I was looking your way late yesterday-and early this morning. I actually-had several hours of down-time today and was planning on making that western trip. Although, I was ill for the past week, I am on the mend-and tried to e-mail you over the weekend-to see if we could possibly meet late this morning. I would have certainly brought my health card with me-but unfortunately, since we did not connect last evening-or early this morning-I went in a different direction. I am sure-that the Old Rooster-will get to sample Betty within the next several weeks.
And by the way-Betty-Please take it easy on the Little Old Rooster-all 6 ft. inches-and 235 lbs. of him!

dudester38
03-25-2002, 05:29 PM
Glad your feeling better Rooster, but after reading your post, what was plan "B" if I may be so bold to ask... Just curious... Plus, I sure you know we all expect a full review of Betty when you do get that chance.... The Dude...

RoosterC74
03-25-2002, 05:50 PM
The Dude,

Since, you asked I will give you the answer. Actually, I have been suffering from this damn upper respiratory bug for over a week. Really drained the damn energy out of me. Felt like I was going to hack up a lung from time to time.

I was thinking about kicking back-and letting Betty do much of the work today. Yes, the other guys claimed her oral talents are pretty damn good. I am sure that I would have had to participate in a little daty. I always enjoy a sample here and there.

What I actually did today-was take the low road. I have posted some information from time to time-regarding a Tantra Massage Therapist named Vanessa from the Sommerville Area. The girl has great hands-and just pampers the hell out of you. 90 minutes-which actually became just over 2 hours-for a total of $100 bucks. She remains clothed throughout, and no bj is involved. But she does know how to work those hands. It was sort of a half sex-half rest of the body-workout. It was quite nice-and I enjoy seeing Vanessa about once every 6 weeks.

As for the Betty Review-the answer is certainly yes-when I see her. However, I probably will not be able to see her for at least a week or so. I have an upcoming session with Cecilia-one of my favorites fairly soon. But Betty-is certainly on the Rooster's To-Do List.

dudester38
03-25-2002, 06:11 PM
Vanessa sounds like she would do just the trick for me too. I've been suffering with a stiff, acky back for about two weeks now. Had a midterm, in which mandated that I study my ass off, (head bent over a book, working out problems, etc...) in preparation. I think I did ok, (I'm pretty sure I got my name right, everthing else?????....) but my back is KILLING ME... I'll have to do a search on a "Tantra Massage Therapist named Vanessa", or could you help me out by throwing me an address, # please?

dhutchins
03-25-2002, 06:23 PM
Rooster:

You are right, but I was not trying to be aggressive. I was just pointing out what seemed a little suspicious, that there were not any reviews of Betty until she posted something in the forum, and then the reviews were also from first time posters. I noticed this and pointed it out. I never did make any threats or aggressive moves, I just asked a question. You answered it and it is over.

I am a new member here, and I trying to earn my wings. I did not mean to ruffle feathers.

Abear

kentsamuel
03-26-2002, 05:24 AM
search on "Vanessa"


www.massagebyvanessa.com

RoosterC74
03-26-2002, 06:03 AM
Dudester posted the following:

Vanessa sounds like she would do just the trick for me too.
I've been suffering with a stiff, acky back for about two weeks
now. Had a midterm, in which mandated that I study my ass
off, (head bent over a book, working out problems, etc...) in
reparation. I think I did ok, (I'm pretty sure I got my name
right, everthing else?????....) but my back is KILLING ME... I'll
have to do a search on a "Tantra Massage Therapist named
Vanessa", or could you help me out by throwing me an
address, # please?


Dude here is my response:
1-Vanessa's Web. Site-is located at the following-
www.massagebyvanessa.com

I hope this helps, because the phone number is on her site also.

RoosterC74
03-26-2002, 06:07 AM
MDABEAR,

I can understand you point about what the two guys wrote about Betty. However, the reason I responded in the manner in which I did was that you posted the following the other day:

Sounds like a shill, and smells like a shill.


All I am trying to state-is that when you make such statements on the Board-just try to make sure you have some concrete evidence of the facts-before making statements about shilling. There have been times in the past when guys on the Board have falesly accused others of shilling-and then have to take the statement back-after being proven wrong.


Guys/Ladies,

On another note, I wanted to let the Board Members know that I did get an e-mail from Betty last evening. I hope to be seeing her within the next few weeks-and then will try to report back about my findings.

RoosterC74
04-06-2002, 03:26 PM
As several of the Board Members know-the Old Rooster has been suffering from pneumonia over the past 2 1/2 weeks. Thus, a trip to Philadelphia or New York City was certainly not on the agenda for today. Thus, over the past 5 or so days-I have had contact with Betty of South Jersey. Today-I had the opportunity to meet Betty for the first time.

Betty selected a meeting place-that was very close for me to travel to. We touched base via a telephone conversation this morning to put the finishing touches on our plans. Betty arrived about 20 to 30 minutes prior to my arrival time-and actually booked the room-and got it warm and comfortable before I arrived (nice touch by her).

As for the particulars of the session I will just list a few:
1-DATY
2-DFK
3-Some very pleasant converation
4-Not a clock watcher at all
5-Brings a full bag of toys, gels, and other items
6-And of course-most importantly-two wonderful cups of java delivered through bbbjtc. And may I say upfront-that this young lady-did not spill one drop of the Rooster's Java during either round.

The donation was $300-and that included her paying for the room. The time spent-was a bit over 2 hours-but we left because I needed to leave-not because she rushed me in the least. In fact, after the 2nd cup of java was delivered-she was ready to massage me-and I think go for cup 3. Considering-my current shortness of breath-I opted to put that on the agenda for our next meeting.

In conclusion-these are a couple of additional things that you should consider if you are thinking about spending time with Betty:
1-She is a full figured lady ( I would say about 170 or so lbs.)
2-She is very clean-well groomed on all areas of her body.
3-I would say that personality wise and oral technique wise she reminded me a great deal of the time that I spent with Mercy Dancer. Please consider that I have placed Mercy on my Top 5 or 6 oral talents of my career.

I am currently thinking about going for the "Hat Trick"-3 goals in hockey next time.

dudester38
04-07-2002, 04:17 AM
Thanks for the nice review, and it's good to see/hear that your on the mend. Based on your review, I think I'm going to put Betty on my "to do" list. The last few providers I have seen have been on the skinny/petite side. Nothing wrong with that, and I did have a very nice time with them, but with me being 6'00, 238 lb (ex-football player build) it would be nice to roll around with someone my own size...:)

Bill Furniture
04-07-2002, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by RoosterC74

Felt like I was going to hack up a lung from time to time.



If you would've done that, you could've auctioned it off on eBay and had hobbying money for the year.

RoosterC74
04-07-2002, 03:16 PM
Bill,

As always, you are just too damn funny.


Dudester,

Happy to see that you enjoyed my review.

betty_snj
04-07-2002, 09:42 PM
I read your reviews, here and in the other boards as well (some friends kindly mailed copies to me) , and I just have to say I have to thank you for the nice words about me, especially in the other sites.
I guess I just have to change my nickname to Kirby, I don't like Hoover....
Kirby is more powerful and efficient when it comes to suction and cleaning pipes.
Thanks for the roses, it was very nice and I could not expect less of a fine gentleman like you.

RoosterC74
04-08-2002, 07:34 PM
Betty-Alias Ms. Kirby,

The pleasure was all mine.

RoosterC74
05-11-2002, 06:32 AM
Guys-I thought that I should up-date you on my most recent escapade of this week.

This Thursday-I had my 2nd visit with Betty of South Jersey. You can check my earlier review from March-for more details. However, I wanted to do a follow-up review just to show that the 2nd session was as good if not better then the 1st session. I mean this girl must have majored in school in the art of giving head. Her blow jobs are slow, steady, and cum draining. And she does not spill one drop at the end. At least 2 rounds and often 3 rounds are on the menu. I have always been the one that has had to say-I give up.

Setting up a session with her is easy. She returns e-mails promptly, and even books the room for you. By the time you arrive-she has the room and climate all set up. She has a wide assortment of gels, oils, lotions, and toys for her sessions. Some of them are quite good, which guys know is not very usual for me.

If you are looking for a 20 year old model-then she is not your type. However, if you are looking for a girl in her 30's that aims to please her man, is warm and friendly, and gives great head-then she is right up your alley.

dudester38
05-12-2002, 07:06 PM
Well, I'm going to go for it. I've set up an appointment with Betty and I'm quite excited about it. The rave reviews from Rooster, and the fact that her pictures in her Yahoo portfolio are very nice, I've decided to treat myself to an encounter with Betty_snj. Very easy to talk to via e-mail and Yahoo IM, and a very pleasant person to talk with. We must have spent the better part of 90 minutes IM'ing, which is rare for me. I was going to go to Renew Therapy to celebrate my recent accomplishment, but I'm concerned I'll spend hard-earned $$$ and walk away dissapointed. I'll post the results of my encounter to let everone know if I had a parallel experience from what the Rooster enjoyed. From talking with Betty, she almost garantees it. Now that's exciting!!!

dudester38
05-19-2002, 05:06 PM
First off, I think we all need to thank Roostec74 for putting this wonderful person on the UG map. Betty is nothing short of a sweeheart.
20-year old model type? no, but if you hold that against her, your losing out on a fantastic time. My review moreless parallels Rooster's, so I will try to avoid being redundant. All I will reiterate/reinforce is that she is a great kisser, loves to hug and gives one of the best blow job's one could ever imagine!. Also, loves doggie, cowgirl. (the girl rode me for about 20 minutes!) and missionary. What more can I say? She gives me a reason to move out of the Jersey Shore area, and relocate down to South Jersey.

njwil
05-21-2002, 08:56 AM
Blah Blah Blah dudester talk about saying the same thing over and over again. i see you finally know how to read a map!

RoosterC74
05-23-2002, 04:51 PM
NJWIL,

Did Dudester offend you in some manner? Did I miss something? Why the open attack about some map issue?

capitan
05-24-2002, 01:22 PM
njwil,

So what's you're problem???? I agree with the Rooster.

Dudester gave a good review....maybe somewhat lacking in the fine details.....but a good review. This is what most of us want to read about on UG. I think that this is in part, what UG is all about.....reviews that hopefully we can trust, so we know where we can get what we want, when we want it, for X amount of dollars.

Thanks dudester for your review. I enjoyed reading it, and I believe what you said.

Capy

rollin
05-29-2002, 05:39 PM
After reading all the post about Betty_snj (Ms. Kirby) and reading her posts to other subjects like, bbbjtc, facials and various other topics, I just had to try her for myself.
1st, let me say that I am into small breasted, petite women and I know that Betty is neither, but I was married to a larger woman one time so that is not a problem at all.

Also, and I'm not braging here, but I'm a tuff nut to get off orally, even though I enjoy this more than anything, the lady has to be REAL good in the French language skills to really satisfy me. So as you can see, that is why I just had to try Betty's skills.

After chatting with her over this past Holiday weekend, online, for what seemed like the better part of 3 hours or more, she really has some funny stories, and a brief phone chat, I made a appointment to see her yesturday in the early evening.

I arrived at her incall location off exit 8 NJTP, a very nice room. As I entered the room I was greeted by Betty, a very attractive woman, and a BIG WET KISS, she has lovely silky soft lips that are made to kiss, among other things as I was soon to find out. We chatted while I got ready to take a shower, I had just come from work, and she offered me something cold to drink and after the shower invited me to lay on the bed and relax. She was very concerned that I should be relaxed and made sure that I was.

OH OH, I forgot to mention that this session was to be an ORAL ONLY session. I wanted to try out her skills and had told her that when we were chatting on the weekend and she was quite willing to accomadate with this arraingement.

I'm lying on the bed and she chatting and she starts to tell me about this lube that she found that really works good and lasts a long time. And as she chatting about it, she's squirting on me and massaging and rubbing and stroking me, OH SO NICE, until i'm hard as a rock. Then the Tongue, the Lipps, the Hot Mouth, the Expert Hand Manipulations. I WAS IN HEAVEN, and told her so. This went on for the WHOLE HOUR. She would get me so excited that I though that I would spill the coffee and the next thing you know it was starting all over again, and I hadn't spilled any coffee yet.

Betty had me edging so many times I lost count.
Then, she just went all out, and brought me to the highest degree of pleasure any man could want.
BBBJTCNQNS.

Betty (Ms. Kirby), deffinetly deserves the monikor of MS. KIRBY and like "Debbie Does Dallas", "MS. KIRBY IS DOING CENTRAL JERSEY." This was the tenderest, warmest, suckingest, storkingest time I think I've ever had in a womans mouth. SHE'S A WINNER AND A KEEPER.
It's 24 hours later and I'm still recovering

Thank You Betty,

rollin

dudester38
05-29-2002, 06:16 PM
The only thing I can say is that I couldn't agree more with you Rollin. I'm glad to hear you had a nice time and for the well written review. I agree 100% with you in that Betty is a winner, a keeper, a jewel and a gem!

( It took me about 3 days to recover from my time with her...Thank you Betty! :) )

Bill Furniture
05-29-2002, 07:22 PM
I didn't know she came all the way up to Exit 8. That wouldn't be a bad trip to make. :D

Casper
05-29-2002, 08:12 PM
Took me a little under 3 days to recover also. Best 2+ hours I've spent in a while. Stopped at 4 cups as I didn't want to be cumming dust ...lol

Good times
C

capitan
05-29-2002, 08:17 PM
That drive wouldn't be to far for me either......hmmmmmm!

Bill Furniture
05-29-2002, 08:34 PM
Do I hear a big "Roadtrip" cheer?

argen
05-30-2002, 01:15 AM
where exactly is she located? i'm off today and maybe i could pay avisit?...info pls......?????she sounds appetizing!!!!!have u experienced her Bill???? is she musch better than whilom?

dudester38
05-30-2002, 02:41 AM
Betty's pretty flexible in setting up a place to meet. Although she lives in the S.NJ area, she has, as can be seen via the posts, met with clients as far North as exit 8 off the NJ Turnpike. Contacting and setting up an appointment with her easy, and she is a pleasure to talk too.
She has two webpages,
http://edit.profiles.yahoo.com/config/prof_wall?.idname=betty_snj&.intl=us

and : http://www.geocities.com/betty_snj/information.html by which provide information on her and how to contact her to discuss an appointment.

Hope this helps Argen (and others).

argen
05-30-2002, 03:02 AM
tnx dude!!!! how was she bro? is she really worth it? let me know......i'm off tom. and i might set up something....

Bill Furniture
05-30-2002, 06:20 AM
argen, I haven't met betty yet

njwil
05-30-2002, 07:33 AM
dudester love to attack others for posting good reviews of providers as being repetetive dibble quote saying the same things over and over again but he's all over this board posting his reviews just practice what you preach and dont attack other for doing the same thing thats all!

Tonym
05-30-2002, 09:23 PM
Trying to set up a session.. Will let you know how it goes!!!

elms
06-06-2002, 02:10 AM
wat happened to your review? the guys are waiting for it?

argen
06-08-2002, 04:58 AM
whoever is waiting for a review for betty in snj........hang tight ....i made an appointment to see her next week.......i'm sure it's going to be an awesome experience...could hardly wait for the session! wish me luck!!!

Bill Furniture
06-08-2002, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by argen
wish me luck!!!

Good luck and get her ready for me.

rollin
06-08-2002, 09:23 AM
BillF. If I remember correctly, when I was chatting with Betty about making an appointment over Memorial Day weekend, I think she mentioned something about using a place a exit 8a NJTP, also. You would have to check with her about it. But that would be a little closer for you, too.
You Will Have Fun With Her.
rollin

Bill Furniture
06-08-2002, 06:07 PM
I was reading about the Exit 8 location. I may try to see her next month.

seeked
06-08-2002, 09:18 PM
Bill - I'm actually going to beat you to a lady! I'll try not to spoil her for you.

rollin
06-15-2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by argen
whoever is waiting for a review for betty in snj........hang tight ....i made an appointment to see her next week.......i'm sure it's going to be an awesome experience...could hardly wait for the session! wish me luck!!!

Hey argen: YOU OUT THERE???? Where have you been??

We're still waiting for your review.
You must have e-mailed everyone that has seen Betty for 411, so how about it already.

You last posted on 6/08 and "next week" is over now. We're all waiting for your review.
How was your time spent with Ms. Kirby?

WOW, she must have really put the super drain effect on him if it's taking this long to recover.

rollin

seeked
06-15-2002, 08:00 PM
Years ago Buddy Hackett used to do a great routine as an exasperated Chinese waiter trying to explain the menu to a large group - one from column A, two from column B, no, you don't get egg roll with that! At one point he turns to a woman who's questions have left him just short of rage and snaps, "What do you want Kumquat?"
Betty has column A (jells and oils), column B (Jack Nicholson in Batman - Where does she get all those marvelous toys?) and Betty is column C. Working your way completely through the menu would reduce Bull Furniture to a eunuch.
Spent time with Betty today and have to say that in addition to unbelievable technique and unequaled enthusiasm, you haven't lived until you've had Betty worship your cock. She doesn't like cock, she loves cock, she craves it and devours it. When she interrupts the service to give you a chance to get your breath back you'll find that the sucking has crossed your eyes!
She could also give Annie Oakley lessons in bronc riding.
Thanks Betty for showing me how poor a substitute for the real thing every prior oral sex experience I have had has been.
I need to go to sleep now...
leep now...

j1rose
06-16-2002, 04:50 AM
ebay doesn't allow body parts for sale

dudester38
06-16-2002, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by j1rose
ebay doesn't allow body parts for sale


?

betty_snj
06-16-2002, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by j1rose
ebay doesn't allow body parts for sale

mmmmmm if I can make Bill F. an eunuch, I could market replicas of his famous cock and make tons of $$$....I would never sell the original on ebay, but find a way to preserve it in his hard glory and have it for my personal pleasure.

rollin
06-16-2002, 10:07 AM
I had my second oral session with the infamous Betty, alais Ms. Kirby, yesturday, "Hi seeked", she was kind enough to fit me in, between clients on somewhat short notice, "thanks Ms. Kirby."
Well, I was met at the door by full puckered lips just waiting for a kiss. Those lovely FULL breasts barely covered by a bra and jacket, and a great big smile.
After the pleasantries, I had brought her a gift of some personal care products, and the usual business, we were off to the races.
"Hurry up and get undressed, I'm thirsty" she says. Betty never ceases to amaze me. Her love for life and love for COCK is endless, and she's funny as hell. I love listening to her tell stories. I could piss my pants sometimes, I laugh so hard. Speaking of hard, it didn't take her long to make me like a steel girder.
As always, her little toys store is well displayed and prepared, if you so inclinded to partake. She loves to use gels, so she started with a warming gel that really doesn't warm all that much, and she knows it, but it's good for the slip n slide.
OH, those lovely soft lips wrapped around the shaft as it tickles her throat,mmmmmmmmm, and the tongue like a snakes, Hum where have I heard that before.
Anyway, now she staps on a snap'on cock ring around my ******, which I like, and put the mint flavored lube in her mouth and down again.
Wow, it's a cool, cold, sensation, sort of like using an ice cube and with the heat of her mouth at the same time, I was wondering if I could hold on much longer. I hadn't shot a load in a week, so I know she was going to get a full glass cocktail.
Now understand, Betty has a nack of knowing when your getting close to cumming and she plays on that. She had me on the edge of shootin at least 3 times and stopped, What a teaser she is, but a good one at that.
Then she tells me that she wants to try this other warming lube she has, Rooster knows about this one too, "Hi Rooster", she calls it the O--- Burning in Hell Warming Lube, LOL, that's funny. Well, she puts some in her mouth and rubs some on my cock and balls and starts stroking and it's gettin warmer and warmer, then she uses her mouth and it's gettin hotter and hotter, right Rooster, and then it gets HOTTER and HOTTER then I realize that it burning, almost to the point of asking her to stop so I can wash it off. But I'm game to try most things and I ran with it, so to speak. I'm glad I did. Next thing I know I'm shooting and shooting and shooting, and it felt like I was going to shoot a hole right through her head, WOW what a feeling. And I almost wanted to wash it off??? Not a chance after that experience.
She has got to be the BEST in FRENCH LANGUAGE SKILLS,BBBJTC, that I've ever had, she never wants to stop pleasing.
I know that I'll take at least a week to recover from this session.
Bill Furniture, you'd better hurry up and see her before Rooster, seeked and I wear her out for you, LOL.
Thanks Betty.

rollin

dudester38
06-16-2002, 10:24 AM
Dont forget about me...:)

rollin
06-16-2002, 02:40 PM
Dudester: I'm sorry about that. Your name did come up in the conversation as I remember, too.
Hurry Dude, Hurry lol

rollin

BigMadM
06-16-2002, 10:12 PM
As soon as I can..........I must see this woman.....I must experience this.....

Bigdog
06-17-2002, 08:39 AM
Rollin

Great review. I think you may create a traffic jam on the Turnpike. Do you have a second job writing for PH Forum.

Dog

redleg609
06-17-2002, 01:47 PM
Looking forward to my first meeting with Betty tomorrow - Tuesday.

If there are traffic problems, I'll know who gets the blame.

rollin
06-17-2002, 02:48 PM
Don't blame any traffic jams on the Turnpike on me. I didn't do it. I just report the facts, as I see them, or feel them.
Wait till you read the new thread I'm in the middle of composing.
I think all the UG'ers will like this one, LOL.

rollin

capitan
06-21-2002, 05:11 PM
rollin,

A superb and informative review.

It seems that Betty has talents and abilties that are almost hard to describe, in any real sense of the English language.

A wonderful woman, to say the very least.......I must meet her.

Saving my coins......if only I were a millionaire!

betty_snj
06-30-2002, 09:19 AM
dudester....where are you? kind of worried...maybe you changed your handle too???

dudester38
06-30-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by betty_snj
dudester....where are you? kind of worried...maybe you changed your handle too???

Nope, I'm still here...just hanging out in the bleacher seats reading to boards...

Saving my coins also so I can have you clean my pipes for me...:)
they feel a little clogged, and could use a good "blowing out"...;)

mroverbean
07-03-2002, 08:24 AM
Saw betty... aka Ms. Kirby... last Friday afternoon... all on a whim... and it worked out fantastic.

She is a wonderful woman all the way around. Everything that has been said about her to date has all been dead on.... so I can do no more than add in an emphatic "WOW".

$$$.5 for a roundabouts two hour session that was entirely BBBJTCNQNS.... did I mention 4 cups were served??? I think my toes are still curled up. She is superbly skilled and a nice woman even just for conversation (but there wasn't much talking going on...lol).

Big thumbs (and other things!) UP!

Thanks Betty... many thanks indeed.


DSOE

...

capitan
07-03-2002, 05:05 PM
After reading mr'beans review, I will have to see Betty as I had hoped to do by now. But, June has presented me with a large number of social and financial obligations, which have left me with an empty wallet for now.

On the chessboard....back to sqare one.

Betty, it's your move.....but I'll be the one to call MATE.

Capy

betty_snj
07-04-2002, 06:58 PM
Capy, one word...

CHECK !!!!

capitan
07-13-2002, 04:17 PM
Hate to see this thread sifting down into the ashes.

Betty, you're still on my list of "to do" things.....I haven't forgotten about you.

Capy

redleg609
07-13-2002, 07:56 PM
No worries about Betty fading away, but she might blow you away. If you are lucky.

capitan
07-23-2002, 06:44 PM
Just read the reviews........several guys have been "blown away" and miraculously, they lived to tell us about it!

dudester38
07-23-2002, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by capitan
Just read the reviews........several guys have been "blown away" and miraculously, they lived to tell us about it!

:) Only recently has my heart returned to a normal rythem...Thanks Betty...;)

capitan
07-24-2002, 07:25 PM
Dudester,

That's a strong statement to make.......whew!

dudester38
07-24-2002, 08:30 PM
Capitan,

You gotta go for it and make that appointment with Betty. I'm willing to bet that you will leave with heart palipations, and won't be the same after the worship service she has with your cock. God Bless Betty_SNJ...

Casper
07-24-2002, 08:39 PM
DITTO ... Im afraid to go back ;)

capitan
07-26-2002, 08:53 PM
Dudester38,

Based on the reviews here on UG, I have to agree with you on seeing Betty at my earliest convenience.

However, for me, my "play money" funds have shrunk abruptly in the last 2 weeks, so for now, I'll have to sit on the side lines and play this one out.

Kimmie
07-26-2002, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by capitan


However, for me, my "play money" funds have shrunk abruptly in the last 2 weeks, so for now, I'll have to sit on the side lines and play this one out.

Then why the hell do you keep trying to get me to CNJ???

Just kidding ;)

Poor Capy.. always the braidsmaid, never the bride. :(

capitan
07-26-2002, 10:54 PM
Kimmie,

Believe me, if I had the extra funds for this hobby, I would set up a "date" with both of you......NY Vanessa and Betty_SNJ.

Of course I realize that I would probably be dead, or close to it, after your girls worked me over.

Hoping for better times on my side of this thing.........you know that both of you girls are always on my mind!

Always enjoy your posts....as well as Betty's....

There are'nt very many girls out there with the talent that you and Betty have.

Straight ahead,
Capy

magic
08-02-2002, 02:22 PM
Ditto!
Ladies same here,,,,,,,,can't wait Betty and Kimmie.

SkellyChamp
08-06-2002, 11:31 AM
After a 2 year self-imposed forbearance from the hobby, (something I do now and then for periods ranging as long as 5 years) I felt compelled, after reading about the universally lauded oral talents of Betty to take the plunge (so to speak) and experience for myself.

Like many others (and unlike many others also) I am for the most part all about receiving a wonderful BBBJ. To me, the overwhelming criteria for seeing a provider is about her performance of this act. (Hence, Slinky, my one encounter with Patty).

While I cannot in all honesty say without hesitation that she gave me the best BBBJ's I ever had (there is one vague memory of a drug-filled evening back in 1972 that the memory of still makes me hard 30 years later), I have to say Betty's talents are overwhelming. She is certainly the most relentless, eager, enthusiastic, talented and dedicated sucker I have ever met. This woman never stops. No doubt part of the enjoyment is this dedication and her openness about it.

Setting up an appointment with Betty was not particularly difficult especially when she found out that I learned about her on UG. For some it is quite a long trip to see her, but well worth the effort. The trip home was even longer as my legs were still quivering so much I could not tell how much pressure I was applying to the gas pedal (nor did I trust myself).

For those whose hobbying is all about banging and being sucked by a slim, young thing that you can only dream about getting for free than Betty is not for you. For those of us who are about service, then you cannot do better than Betty. And I certainly do not mean to imply in any manner that Betty is ugly or old or fat. I found her quite plesant to look at (especially over my gut), curvy and soft in all the right places. And while I am not big on personality so long as it doesn't impact service, her friendliness and pleasantness certainly doesn't hurt matters. But oh that warm and soft mouth.

Rollins comments of 6-16 are certainly on the mark.

SC going back in hibernation.

rollin
08-06-2002, 04:50 PM
Great, another one down the Turnpike for the count. LOL

SkellyChamp, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Isn't she great at what she does.

Flounder???? We're waiting for you to make the trip.

rollin

Flounder
08-07-2002, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by rollin


Flounder???? We're waiting for you to make the trip.

rollin

Heh heh heh.:D

rollin
08-07-2002, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Flounder


Heh heh heh.:D

I thing i can, I think i can................... Maybe........... :p

capitan
08-07-2002, 06:10 PM
I too want to make the trip to see Betty, but alas, I don't have the extra cash that a lot of you BIG MONEY GUYS have, so for now, I have to decline on what would be a great time for me, I'm sure!

Money talks.......and right now I'm broke.......I'm out of this hobby.

Straight ahead
Capy

silly143
08-18-2002, 06:02 PM
I had another great session with betty.

For those of You that are True SEX-JUNKIES (as in I am a Person in need of professional counseling for a Sexually-Addictive personality Sex-Junkie) looking for a compatible provider.

(WHOM IS IN PURSUIT OF QUENCHING HER OWN DESIRES).

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN BETTY !...

Her screening process is reasonable and painless (actually quite pleasurable) (Laughs).

A leisurely Two hrs ($$$) w/ lots of Cock worshiping BBBJTCNQAOF which included a complimentary shave and a Haircut (" A LA BETTY ") FOR "Mr Johnson".

Betty even took a few "before and after shots" of Mr. Johnson before posing for a few action shots (laughs).

Upon attempting to leave after going well beyond the 2 hrs both Myself and Mr. Johnson whom were both fully dressed again were accosted by Betty and subsequently subjected to another Nymphomaniac assault resulting in a 2nd BBBJTCNQNS !

We then both bid Betty farewell feeling somewhat relieved and disappointed at the same time that the session had finally come to an end !.

popeye
08-18-2002, 07:09 PM
I too wish to make the pilgramage to see and experience this nympho....

Like Bob Seger said,

" Betty-Lou is getting out tonight,
and the poor druggist was going insane,
grab a hold cause its okay...
because its really true...
Betty-lou is getting out tonite!!!!

Pop

Anyway..it the song goes something like the above

derykdobbs
05-15-2010, 09:01 AM
Betty is a middle aged provider. Oral specialist. She delivered exactly what was promised and more. Every man should experience Betty's oral skills at least once in their lifetime. As for me, I will be visiting her often. Betty welcomed me into a nice chic apt in midtown west. She is a mature woman slightly heavy. Asked me to get comfortable and lay down on the bed. Little bit of chat then she got to work. Paid the boys lot of attention. Licked and sucked and seemed to enjoy it. Was able to DT with no problem. She also applied a couple of different gels to add variety to the BBBJ. Encouraged me to not hold back but come in her mouth. When I finally did, she had no problem swallowing to the last drop. Chatted for a while later while I relaxed. Left feeling drained, relaxed and satisfied. If you want to just lie back, relax and be blown she's the gal for you. Thi swas my forst ever visit to a provider. She really helped me be at ease throught the screening process and helped me relax and enjoy my visit. I would recommend her for newbies who are nervous about joining the hobby.

BBROO
06-16-2010, 05:08 PM
This was the exact post that I was looking for. Being new to the hobby can be nerve racking but hopefully a trip to Betty can enough to calm the nerves and break me into this new realm.

bignay
06-28-2010, 08:50 PM
From one n00b to another Betty is ABSOLUTELY awesome. Seriously.

Onehornyguy
07-17-2010, 08:26 AM
I saw her recently and was extremely disappointed. Her pictures are totally photoshopped-She looks nothing like them including her teeth which are brown and snaggled. She has a pot belly like a beer guzzling man. Her bj was not among the best i have had for sure. I would not repeat if it was free.

mongeroid
11-02-2010, 05:18 AM
I don't like saying "x is the best y of all time" nor do I keep top 10 lists, but if I did, betty_snj would be on it for orgasms, as she generated one of my best orgasmic experiences. A complete ball drainer blow job, to the point of where my balls hurt from pumping out the load so much. It's the kind of orgasm you expect from a real tight intercourse, let alone a blowjob! Even the optimized fleshlight orgasm tool rarely comes close (you really need to prepare it, whereas with betty she does all the work!) Anyways. As previous posters mentioned, she's well groomed and clean and although not a looker, I must say her face is pretty but she loves to talk sometimes :) and she just comes across as a good soul. A++++ as they say on ebay

mister pervy
11-02-2010, 05:30 AM
I've been afraid to see her because I'm afraid I could get addicted. Ball draining oral to deep completion with swallow is like eating doritos, you can't eat just one.

$mokeandmirrors
11-03-2010, 01:03 PM
I'm new to the forum, and to the hobby. I know there are a lot of reviews here of Betty, but I figured I would put in my two cents. I will try to use the correct lingo as I go.

My first mongering was two years ago with someone I didn't do any research on and just kind of went with. It was a CBJ and then doggy TF. Nothing memorable.

I decided to give the whole thing another shot, and spent a lot of time researching Betty through this forum as well as her site. I read mostly great things. So after chickening out many times, I finally worked up the guts to give Betty a call and visit.

What everyone says about her being a talker, and for being an overall welcoming and nice personality, is all correct. She really talks you down and makes you more comfortable, and you have to give her credit for that.

Since these kinds of situations can get awkward, it's hard to get into the sexy kind of demeanor, and this is something I wish Betty did more of with me. Though she was pleasant to chat with, she virtually chatted with me right until she put me in her mouth (BBBJ obviously). I would have liked a little bit of build up and everything, but obviously, I don't fault her, as I said nothing and kind of just expected it.

The BBBJ wasn't like those you see in the videos on her site, which surprised me. In the videos, you see her talking a little dirty, working slowly and even teasing at times. With me, she jumped right in, and went rather fast until completion.

All in all, she is a great woman and one of the kindest souls I can imagine in the business. But my experience with her wasn't as great as expected, which may be due to such high standards I already had from such raving reviews. But I would still without a doubt give her another call, and maybe be more specific as to what I wanted rather than being nervous.

ok418e1
03-31-2012, 11:29 AM
[posted 7/17/2010] I saw her recently and was extremely disappointed. Her pictures are totally photoshopped-She looks nothing like them including her teeth which are brown and snaggled. She has a pot belly like a beer guzzling man. Her bj was not among the best i have had for sure. I would not repeat if it was free.
On most weekends in NYC, BettySNJ now offers a 45 minute french session at the flat rate of $100-

Has anyone seen her lately?

And is there a chance that BettySNJ = mature Betty from Hicksville on BP Long Island?

beeker
03-31-2012, 07:48 PM
sadly-not a chance-long island is a dustbowl(except for desilove)unless u want street trash or yellow trim from the AMP