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muffdvr
03-08-2009, 04:27 PM
This chick had gotten a great review on another board, her pix are hot and I decided to take her for a spin.

Big Mistake.

Here is the CL link
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/ers/1065813614.html

Mongers and the other board have said she upsells if you go for the half hour. I saw her and paid for full hour. So there was no attempt to upsell me. But I was not thrilled with the session.

She is not GFE, no DFK, no DATY and no BBJ. Those are 3 strikes in my book.

I called her for appointment. She is at The Diplo in RVC (I mention where because she is leaving today, otherwise I never say where).

I never been to the Dilpomat before and I see that you have to drive right by the front office to park. I instead park in TGI Fridays lot next door. She tells me what room and I walk over. When I got to the back lot I see new construction and I am confused if the new building is the Motel or something else. I realize I am standing in the middle of what may be a hot motel parking lot, looking lost, so I go back to my car and decide to pull in to the Diplo and look around from my car instead. She calls me on my cell and asks what kind of car I am driving, I tell her. She asks me why I just wlked into the lot, looked around, then turned and left. I tell her that I was confused by the new consrtuction and didnt want to be wandering aimlessly, so I was gonna drive into the lot.

She was weirded out by that and almost didnt let me in.

I finally get in, discuss business. On the phone I asked if she allowed two pops for an hour and she tells me she dont discuss that on the phone but assures me that I have a full hour with her. I assumed that it meant two cups were on the menu. ITS NOT.

After we finshed she went to the bathroom and turned on the shower. I knew by her running the shower that we were finished. She asks me if I am going to "Hang Out" or go. She says "some guys are anal about getting the full hour, so you can stay if you want". I am dissapointed at this point and just left.

Now, a little about her and her style,

She is very pretty and has a smoking body. she is sensual and does a full body message and soft touching all over. Kisses you all over and rubs her tits all over. She has a nice touch and her CBJ skills were at times nice and at other times adequete. She does a partial deep throat, she can go down pretty far and that almost redeemed her CBJ skills. But the sex was mechanical and she was a faker. I hate fake orgasms. it insults my intellegence.

My advise, dont bother with her. She is leaving today, but if she comes back save your money.

She is only worth it if you really have a thing for being with a beautiful girl with a smoking body, but I'd much rather trade looks for a great performer.

I was so unsatisfied after being with her that I actually went to see Strawberry to get the job done right. Read my addition to my Strawberry thread to see how that went, you'd be supprised.

jras
03-08-2009, 06:22 PM
tx for the recon
a pity --- she looks yummy
(but at least you didn't have to buy condoms for her ;))

muffdvr
03-08-2009, 06:26 PM
tx for the recon
a pity --- she looks yummy
(but at least you didn't have to buy condoms for her ;))

I gotta learn to stop being so friendly with these chicks, I always wind up being sorry.

pudgy.in.the.middle
03-08-2009, 06:51 PM
...it insults my intellegence.
I don't know if it was intentional or not muff, but when I read this it made me laugh so hard, the soda I was drinking came out of my nose. Great review & I appreciate all your TOFTTs

genius
03-09-2009, 10:24 AM
....she was a faker. I hate fake orgasms. it insults my intellegence. ......Sorry, every time I read about how a guys "got her off" I can't help but think of this classic:

Elaine: You didn't know.
Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting... the moaning, the screaming?
Elaine: Fake, fake... fake, fake!

LIAznGuy
03-09-2009, 04:06 PM
Am I mistaken, but isn't there another thread on this provider in the Craigslist section?

http://www.utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33066&page=2

muffdvr
03-09-2009, 09:11 PM
Am I mistaken, but isn't there another thread on this provider in the Craigslist section?

http://www.utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33066&page=2

Yeah, looks like its about her.

billyS
03-10-2009, 03:05 AM
Yeah, looks like its about her.
Wrong. The thread is a review I did about a girl named DJ. Alana was only mentioned at the end because supposedly she worked with DJ and two others.

When I saw Alana's ad the other day I remembered she had been in RCV before so I searched on her and the best I could come up with was a mention in my DJ thread. I saw that a guy had promised to review her but never posted it so I asked him to post the review.

muffdvr
03-14-2009, 10:43 PM
she's back

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/ers/1075055536.html

Buyer beware, YMMV

billyS
03-15-2009, 04:59 AM
She never left. There was never a time since your review when she didn't post.

muffdvr
03-15-2009, 03:31 PM
She never left. There was never a time since your review when she didn't post.

Not for nuthin dude, but you are getting on my nerves in a big way. The crapola you point to as being significant is purely assinine.

If a provider tells me she is leaving town today and I post that the same day, then tomorow she does not leave town, how the fuck is that my problem or my fault?

The main point of my review of her was to point out that she is a hot looking chick, but not a great time, nor worth the money. IMHO.

If she is still in town then go see her and find out for yourself if she is worth the time and money. Dont blame me because she didnt leave. Its not my problem, and its not my job to escort her ass out of town.

farleynorton
03-15-2009, 05:30 PM
When I saw Alana's ad the other day I remembered she had been in RCV before so I searched on her and the best I could come up with was a mention in my DJ thread. I saw that a guy had promised to review her but never posted it so I asked him to post the review.

That was me....guess I let it slip through the cracks (no pun intended).
Since my visit with Alana was a year ago, I can't give the details like the price, but I remember she was at the Diplomat, she was cute, the pictures are real but with lots of professional makeup and some great lighting by a pro photographer, during the session she picked up her phone every time it rang. She started out with a massage and a covered BJ. When I was ready for more, she wanted more money. I did not partake and let her finish with the covered BJ and then she was in rush to get me out.
I will not see her again.

jimbo44
03-16-2009, 04:17 PM
That settles it and I was about to pull the trigger and give her a call.
Thanx for the honest reviews, I shall look elsewhere tonight!!

clubchico15
03-16-2009, 10:03 PM
I miss that place... I worked there during high school and about 2 years after that. Aahhh all the memories......The place was basiclly my personal motel!!