Anybody Seen Any of UG Advertisers

[littleguy]

UG gets these ladies to advertise here. I was wondering if anybody has seen any of them.

Specifically, Holly Bunny, Victoria Starr or Alana Allure.

[Carl M]

Originally posted by littleguy
UG gets these ladies to advertise here. I was wondering if anybody has seen any of them.

Specifically, Holly Bunny, Victoria Starr or Alana Allure.

Alana is known as the squirt queen!

[TuckernotSucker]

Need not only a wet/safe room but a soundproof one as well.
A beautiful, sexy and bright woman. Everymans dream. I only wish she would see Long Island guys again.

[Phantom]

:confused:

Why doesn't Alana see guys from Long Island? Is it just Long Island guys or guys from the NYC area that she will not see?

[SS]

I've seen Holly. Her site is up now. I've asked her
to join in over here but she hasn't, yat least not
yet ? Go back and find my thread about her and you'll
get plenty of info.

I would like to know more about AA. Does she see
NJ guys, if we travel to NYC or will she see NJ guys
in NJ?

Also, who is A1N ?

[MrNY]

Will see you - But, will NEVER, EVER eat in a restaraunt on Long Island.....

[MrNY]

it's a long (LONG) story......

[frog]

that is because MrNY gives LI'ers a bad name ;)

SS, A1N is Adriana, you know, spelled with only one N.

[MrNY]

which is NOT long island

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by SS
... who is A1N ?

one of jag's geniuses (whom i can't name because his screen name there never appeared off that board) gave his id and password to 5 escorts, including (astonishingly) A1N.

brousing jag's discussion board, she learned that the jag consensus was that her face was disappointing, but "she could suck golf balls through a garden hose" (she herself publicized this quote in a nonmember venue).

she began posting on the nonmember jag board demanding the right to post in the members-only area. there was much ensuing furor.

when this failed, she (very cleverly, imo) posted an 'iso' on the ny *** board seeking a female provider she could pay and review in order to officially qualify for membership in jag.

since her real preference was for women, and since, like us, she was more attracted to them than the reverse, it made perfect sense. more uproar at jag ensued.

around this time, she began telephoning me after midnight shrieking into my ear for extended periods that as a writer i was obligated to join (another) 'SS' in his posted implications that *** was cyberpimping on the ny *** board for a new girl in town named "Rita".

next thing you know, A1N is out on the ny escorts board ass-kissing *** for turning her on to Rita, with whom (A1N gloated) she had paired for the most wonderful 'double' -- with SS!

i opined on the *** board that i did not think this entirely 'cricket', whereupon A1N had a psychotic breakdown in front of the whole board. this continued on and on for weeks, during which time i left her flaming unaswered. only Chloe and wsb posted in my defense; the latter because of the unseemliness of continuing to endlessly flame someone who was not responding.

having demonstrated to the entire cybercommunity what 'real GFE' with her would actually be like, A1N's business evaporated. one of the more sensible and self-serious clients happily became her permanent 'BF', and she publically 'retired', with much fanfare and well wishes.

this is only 'the tip of the iceberg'; but as an orientation to the gist of future references to A1N here and elsewhere, it should suffice.

i hope this helps,

guy

[Ozzy]

so MRNY is a lesbian? and i thought he only sucked golf balls. :D

[Slinky Bender]

Anyone feel free to correct me if I am wrong, but I thought the implication was that "Arriana with One N" and "Nordic1" ( who was rumoured to be some sort of "provider" also ) were both quitting the business and getting married or the equivalent thereof.

And we're going to have to be careful about usuing the initials "SS" since there are a bunch of different guys who have those same initials ( ok, so some of them may be the same guy, with different "SS handles", but I'm sure that at least one of them is a "unique person" ).

[Phantom]

Just to confuse matters more, "SS" are my real life initials.

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by slinkybender
... I thought the implication was that "Arriana with One N" and "Nordic1" ( who was rumoured to be some sort of "provider" also ) were both quitting the business and getting married or the equivalent thereof....

fwiw, here is the url to a 600-day search for posts by Nordic1 on the *** natl board: http://209.164.24.17/cgi-bin/anyboard.cgi/discussion?tK=nordic&yVz=mM&hIz=600&hJz=0&cmd=find&by=&xcfgfs=tK%23yVz%23aO%23hKz

of particular note, i think, is this one: http://209.164.24.17/discussion/posts/21849.html

of course, for all i know, Nordic1 = Candi Day = Infobooth = Candide (1 & 2). they all seemed to disappear around the same time. perhaps they got divorced, and now Candi is back looking for another "husband". just thinking like an old jagster, i guess ;).

[Edited by guy catelli on 02-25-2001 at 05:32 PM]

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by Ozzy
so MRNY is a lesbian? and i thought he only sucked golf balls. :D

i'm not sure ... it was too dark to really tell. but, i know one thing, he/she is definitely a 'wacko-nut-job' ;).

[Ozzy]

i've heard that was the best way with her..........


in the dark



sorry mrny....i couldn't resist.

[MrNY]

No problem, Oz (i'd never agrue with a friend, much less a gold-member).....

However, NOT to open a huge kettle of worms here...

Guy, with all due respect - your post (the lengthy/detailed one) is totally one-sided. And, as i clearly remember, her issues were NOT with the entire male population, it was only with a select few. Further, if my memory serves me correctly (and, i'm sure i could dig up the old links), you were at the top of her shit-list

She had great things to say - And, certainly added a new twist to the subjects (as we appreciate the ladies doing here on UG).

I for one, miss her - Wether you saw it or not, she was VERY smart, funny and fun to be with...

Again, I'm I'm NOT looking for a long conversation about this - just wanted to make a quick point..

[MrNY]

I went to the links that you (boy, you've got a lot of free time) provided.....

and, i had absolutely no issue with anything that nordic1 said in any of those ..

So, what's your point ?

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by MrNY
Guy, with all due respect - your post (the lengthy/detailed one) is totally one-sided....

i had many lengthy telephone conversations with her -- when she was still trying to butter me up. based upon that alone, my comments about her were far more restrained than required by the facts.

i'll drop it if you will.

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by MrNY
I went to the links that you (boy, you've got a lot of free time) provided.....

and, i had absolutely no issue with anything that nordic1 said in any of those ..

So, what's your point ?

please read the APM's post above.

[frog]

Wow, MrNY protecting a *(censored)* from gc. now I've seen everything. Though, I'd always protect my alter ego.

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by frog
Wow, MrNY protecting a *(censored)* from gc. now I've seen everything. Though, I'd always protect my alter ego.

{chuckling}

[MrNY]

Frog - I'd protect you, if you weren't around to defend yourself.....

But, GC - consider it dropped

[Carl M]

Originally posted by MrNY
Will see you - But, will NEVER, EVER eat in a restaraunt on Long Island.....

Wrong- you can eat in a japanese Suchi bar!! LOL!

[frog]

MrNY, you are already my hero -- no need to protect me.

[MrNY]

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