whats the best stripclub in NYC?

[bosstix]

Can I touch the girls in the Stripclubs in NYC?

[billyS]

If you don't mind having your arm broken by some beefy Mafioso.

[justlooking]

Bullshit.

[billyS]

Ok Justlooking. Instead of just giving a one word answer lets see you back it up with some facts. Where is it that you can touch a girl in the city? Don't be such an asshole. The guy was asking for clubs where you can touch. If you know of any, and you seem adamant about it with your terse reply to my post, then list the Manhatten club where they will let them grope you. Without getting thrown out.

[justlooking]

I don't know of a strip club in Manhattan where you can't, at least if the circumstances are right.

[justlooking]

I'm not trying to be an asshole. Really. It's just that people have this mystique about strip clubs. I just don't get it. It must be that stupid Chris Rock song.

[cheese]

Does anyone know of a strip club that does bachelor parties in the NYC vicinity? I am looking for a club with a private room and plenty of mileage. I've heard that Honey's on Queens Boulevard used to do this and has since closed the upstairs private room. Any ideas as to other spots.

[occasionalhobbyist]

You can touch girls at Flashdancers, Lace, Scores and myriad other places. Also, the notorious Episodes, where I've never been. For all the low down on the city's strip club scene, there's an exceptional Yahoo! club called NYCStripclubs (sp?) moderated by valjean (do a search for his name, I'm sure you'll find a link; yahoo has kind of taken it underground as I recall). Catch hints once in a while about underground action in the City.

JL is right Billy, you can get mileage in the city. It's not exactly Caligula, but if you're discreet you can touch and get a good rub down. Wild Wild West in Brooklyn was exceptional in this regard, though I don't know how it's been since that cop got busted in a DWI/car accident last summer. There are also a few good places in Queens (I'm told).

Cheese: If you want a place, I'm sure most clubs would do it for the right price. Just ask a mgr. If you want mileage, approach dancers to find out if they do private shows and you'll do much better.

[Escort_King]

Just like YMMV... on any given day YCMV... though the city does offer a myriad of options

[tonka]

Wild Wild West is back to normal, great lapdances, lots of contact. I also like Sweet Cherry, two blocks away. Girls are not as pretty as WWW, but high mileage on the ld's. Boy do I miss the Foxy Den, a guy could get a bj or fs in that dark room in the back for less than $100.Peace

[SINATRA]

I believe that for some quick action, Nickels is the joint. The place is by no means a top-shelf club, but rather a dive that has girls ranging from God-ugly to gorgeous. It's basically a luck of the draw as to who is working that night. The "Private Dance" room will cost you around $6o bucks for the house and then your negotiation skills come into play with the young lady. Figure another half a yard for a CBJ and then take it from there with the price structure of anything else.

The joint is on Queens Blvd & 69th Street in Rego Park.


Ring-a-ding, ding Baby

[Geezy Muldoon]

You can cop a feel and walk yourself into all sorts of arrangements in New York City stripclubs, up to and including, a woman who will ineptly conspire to murder your soon to be ex-wife and frame you for the deed. (Or so said the New York Post)

[nycstripclubs]

Almost every mainstream strip club in NYC allows some level of contact if you keep your hands low. Most back rooms allow full contact laps but no extras, unless you are a regular and prepared to drop close to $500.

Carousel and Bare Elegance both have high priced high mileage back rooms. The only limits are your pocketbook and what you work out with the dancer, expect to drop $200 - $300.

Nickels and Dumbartons in Queens both have closed door private lap dance rooms. More economical than the Manhattan spots.

Passion allows full contact full grope lap dancing ($25 for 2 dances) but no back room and no extras. It also offers full contact $1/$5 mini laps at the bar. Go if you love the Sistas. You'll find it at 550 Eighth Avenue (upstairs), bet 37th & 39th Street in the Garment District. It's a late night spot closed before 9pm Tue-Sat only

There are many underground clubs listed in the calendar section of the Yahoo club. Most allow ultimate mileage at very reasonable rates.

To check out our club:

http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/nycstripclubs

If you get the message:

You have reached a restricted area.
Please return to Yahoo! Clubs

Go to:
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and either login with your Yahoo! ID or create a Yahoo ID.

Then try the club link again.
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/nycstripclubs

You have to join the club to have full access, click on "Join this club" in the upper right hand corner and you'll receive an e-mail confirmation. Often you get full access right away. *EVERYONE* IS WELCOME TO JOIN, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!.

Peace,
Valjean

[martiny]

Well, I don't know what the best strip club in NYC, but I may have found the worst: I went to a "private party" on Saturday night. My first clue should have been that it was at an indian restuarant on East 6th Street. An Indian Restaurant ? the promoter had made all sorts of promises about the girl he would have, but when I got there, there were a bunch of guys mingling around, and the promoter outside said he only had 1 girl ! Ha ! my buddies and me didn't even bother going inside. SO, if you hear about a "great down low party" at some Indian Restaurant on East 6th Street....STAY AWAY !!!!!!

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by martiny
Well, I don't know what the best strip club in NYC, but I may have found the worst: I went to a "private party" on Saturday night. My first clue should have been that it was at an indian restuarant on East 6th Street. An Indian Restaurant ? the promoter had made all sorts of promises about the girl he would have, but when I got there, there were a bunch of guys mingling around, and the promoter outside said he only had 1 girl ! Ha ! my buddies and me didn't even bother going inside. SO, if you hear about a "great down low party" at some Indian Restaurant on East 6th Street....STAY AWAY !!!!!!

bosstix, who stared this thread, is also the promoter of the above party. LOTS of people were disappointed on Saturday. At least he told you there was only one girl before you paid him the $20 door. I understand only 3 women showed up all night. So you guys made the right call not to stay.

So bosstix, WTF happened?

Peace,
Valjean

[bosstix]

I had a private party with asian. Just like I said. So where was everyone? I gaurantee more at the next one!

[justlooking]

Notice that there's no "s" at the end of the word "Asian".

[bosstix]

thank u 4 ur gramatical reply. I feel like I am in school again. u must either b a teacher, wanna b, or just like correcting others.

[justlooking]

OR MAYBE I JUST LIKE POINTING OUT THAT THERE WAS ONE ASIAN "DANCER" (OUT OF ONLY THREE "DANCERS" TOTAL) AT YOUR SO-CALLED PARTY. AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING LOW TO TRY TO FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING OTHERWISE BY AMBIGUOUS LANGUAGE.








(Sorry . . . all this vehemence made more sense when it was posted in the context of a separate thread that started with Bossman's "asian" post.)

[Ozzy]

we were there, the asian(s) weren't.


actually in all honesty one asian did show up.....


too bad she had no clue what she was doing there (since she never took off her coat) . maybe she saw the restaurant and thought a 69 was beef and broccoli.

[bosstix]

1st of all. In my original post I never said asians! I said asian. Please read it above. 2nd I said I gaurantee more the next time. 3rd I got her 2 take her coat off & do more! 4th I am hungry & beef & broccoli sounds good!

[justlooking]

Thanks, Bossman. You just proved my point.

[bosstix]

o.k. so maybe honesty is not the best policy. Maybe I should have charged everyone $20 admission. than when u got into the party & there was only 3 girls, u would have complained? If I had 30 girls like at my last party u probably would have complained that it was too crowded or that it smelled like curry? Get my point? Some people just want 2 complain! I was honest told u up front that I only had 3 girls. 1 good looking black girl with a bangin body & big tits. 1 young white girl that looked like Mariah Carrey. 7 1 asian girl like I promised. I also did not charge admission! Because I wanted everyone 2 come back 2 my next party. I thought that I was doing the honest, right thing. Free admission. Do u know how many times I have been 2 a down low party like that & was charged admission & there was no girls? At least I told everyone the deal upfront & let them decide 4 themselves. No other promoter would have done that! All the usual suspects went 2 Philly 4 the NBA allstar game & that is the reason it was slim. I promise next time it will be better. I have had previous parties with over 40 girls! Once in a while shit happens. I am sorry. Give me another chance.

[bosstix]

& 1 asian

[bosstix]

This asian saw she could earn. So she will definetly be back & tell all her asian friends. Plus I am going 2 rent a few girls. So there wasn't enough this past time, but it will be poppin next time!

[justlooking]

Maybe (that's "maybe") people will give you another chance if you stop pulling shit like claiming that you lived up to your promises because promising "asian" means that all you promised was one asian. You might not believe it, but the guys who read these boards really aren't that stupid. And they really don't like to feel like they're being treated like suckers.

(You might also stop insulting people who catch you in fibs. Especially if they're potential customers.)

(You might also try to avoid sounding like one of those home construction contractors who try to convince you that they're not crooks because the other guys would all try to rip you off much worse than they are.)

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by bosstix
1st of all. In my original post I never said asians! I said asian. Please read it above. 2nd I said I gaurantee more the next time. 3rd I got her 2 take her coat off & do more! 4th I am hungry & beef & broccoli sounds good!

YOU promised me the following:
girl vs girl over 15 asian, spanish, white, & black dancers

This is not ambiguous. You promised MORE THAN FIFTEEN.

YOU PROVIDED THREE.

Most of the people I've heard from agree that your party was a big waste of time. One 6 caliber asian does not fulfill the above; especially when she stayed clothed most of the time.

I'm glad I didn't waste my Saturday night and $20 on a party comprised of THREE women and a whole bunch of guys.

Do you really think ANY of us will show NEXT TIME.

Peace,
Valjean

[bosstix]

Have u guys ever been 2 a paty & there were no girls?

[justlooking]

I can think of some in 6th grade.

[bosstix]

my point is that I have been to stripper parties where there were no strippers! And I don't think any of you guys have! So you have nothing to compare it to. All you have to compare is the ones that u have been to. Now I know u have been to my past parties where I had over 20 girls. And those were fun. So why don't you acknowledge that? I don't think I was misleading. Yes I said I would have over 15 girls. For whatever reason I only had 3. I appologize for that. At least I had something. I told everyone when they arrived the deal. Right? And I didn't charge admission. Right? We are all adults. As grownups we can choose to stay or go. So I think my average is still good. Cause out of all the parties I have had this was the 1st time this happened. So I didn't have asians, I had one asian. Does anyone else ever have even 1 asian? I haven't ever been 2 a party & seen it? So give me a break. U are all adults & u can choose 2 either cum or not next time. End of story. Thank You

[littleguy]

[Never mind]

[April]

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[Ozzy]

Mariah Carrey?


if she looked like Mariah Carrey i would have jump her while she wirthed on the floor before me. in your dreams....in her dreams too.

the asian was a 4 in my book. and she didn't have a clue what she was doing there. seemed both girls were there as first timers. thats first time stripping. Mariah spent two minutes naked on the floor before she suddenly ran in to a closet where she stayed for almost 45 minutes.....so really there were two girls. the black girl was only ok (again by my standards) and thats when you saw her since she was a busy little bee that night.

back to the asian girl....so you got her coat off? how bout those three sweaters she also had on. she looked like a lamb in the slaughter house and had to be pushed up the stairs when she got there. felt a little like a kidnapping.

well i'm sure none of this happened cause it's pretty much unbelievable and you'd think i just made most of this up in my head ........

except that i'm not this creative.



oh yeah.....the beer was warm.

[bosstix]

Ozzy u r a funny guy! I didn't ask what u did 4 a living the night of my party. But based on your comments u must be a comedy writer 4 the MTV show Jackass! lol. I agree w/ u about the asian girl. She wasn't a 10, but she definetly wasn't a 4 either. See when u r a mack like me u can get girls to take their clothes off.
Maybe she kept her sweater on, but I am sure she was a good V.I.P.? Just ask the 2 guys who did it after u left. & who would u say the young cowgirl who hid in the closet looked like? She had a cute face! She was a sweetheart! It is nice to see a fresh face once in a while. I prefer that 2 the hardened girls that usually come to these parties. This is how the conversation goes with the usual girls: Whats up? No response. How r u? Good. Than they usually ask u 2 buy them a drink. Now thats an intelligent enjoyable conversation. I don't want 2 V.I.P. with u Ozzy, but at least I had a good conversation with u. A few laughs & u lost that $20 bet 2 me about closet girl!

[justlooking]

Originally posted by bosstix
I don't want 2 V.I.P. with u Ozzy

I knew if this thread went on long enough, there'd be something Bossman and I agreed on completely.

[Ozzy]

and though physically she did eventually come out...

she stayed in there theoretically because she came out and took a seat and did nothing up till the point that i left.

and not 4 nothing but she had to come out sometime didn't she? it's not like there was a window in the closet...or i would have cleaned up on that bet.

......and she didn't look like mariah, not by a long shot.


and frankly i don't do vip's in those places, have you read my comments on julies?

[bosstix]

Just yes I agree w/ u! no V.I.P. w/ Ozzy
Oz maybe we could make this a Seinfeld episode?
X-rated Seinfeld. I am George, u r Jerry, & Just is Kramer.
Who is Elaine?

[justlooking]

Originally posted by bosstix
Who is Elaine?

That's just the problem, Bossman.

There IS no Elaine.

[Escort_King]

Originally posted by Ozzy
and though physically she did eventually come out...

she stayed in there theoretically because she came out and took a seat and did nothing up till the point that i left.

and not 4 nothing but she had to come out sometime didn't she? it's not like there was a window in the closet...or i would have cleaned up on that bet.

......and she didn't look like mariah, not by a long shot.


and frankly i don't do vip's in those places, have you read my comments on julies?

WTF? Ozzy you are adding this pointer to the Julie flames on your posts now???

And how many of the "." posts is April making??? building up her status to gold???

There are a few elements to the way this board is moving that are a little alarming

[littleguy]

This thread definitely has some possibilities.