The APM needs a new GF

[Slinky Bender]

Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.

Thin preferred to thick.

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.

Financially independent.

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.

[betty_snj]

I probably check the "minus" on many of your requirements but I wish you find your girl.

Also, I think you should create a Personals section here on UG, where guys & girls can post similar ads.

I know many girls are lonely and really would like to find a boyfriend who is familiar with their line of work and have no problems with what comes attached to it.

CL personals sucks & so does Match.com lol

:)

[57676]

When you find her please ask if she has a sister !

[Barnabus]

Ive just finished writing an advertisement
Calling for a boy.
No half-hearted romeo or flirt is meant;
Thats the kind Id not employ.
Though anybody interested can apply,
He must know a thing or two to qualify.

He must be able to dance.
He must make life a romance.
I said a boy wanted,
One who can smile;
Boy wanted, lovable style.

He must know how to say yes!
When I look at a new dress.
Oh, Ill be ready when the right one calls,
And Ill start vamping him until he falls;
Yes, if he proves to be the right little laddie,
Ill make him glad he answered my ad.

He must like musical shows,
And he must wear snappy clothes.
Yes, that is my story,
And to it Ill stick;
No glory
In having a hick.

He neednt be such a saint,
But, oh! he dassent say aint.
I dont care if his bankroll totals naught,
For we can live on love and food for thought.
If hes a scholar, when I see him Ill holler,
My lad, Im glad you answered my ad!

[fairemily]

I probably check the "minus" on many of your requirements but I wish you find your girl.

Also, I think you should create a Personals section here on UG, where guys & girls can post similar ads.

I know many girls are lonely and really would like to find a boyfriend who is familiar with their line of work and have no problems with what comes attached to it.

CL personals sucks & so does Match.com lol

:)

I am not Slinky's type either but I love the idea of having a personals section on UG. There are so many times I hear a provider saying she wishes she could ask out one of her clients but felt it would be inapproiate. You never know what the other is thinking or vice versa because of all the politics of the buisness gets in the way.

[RuffToy]

Personals on UG? 97% guys, 3% ladies.

Emily, if you want a date.....just ask! :)

[fairemily]

Personals on UG? 97% guys, 3% ladies.

Emily, if you want a date.....just ask! :)

You would be surprised how many ladies are lurkers. All my friends check out the board, they just don't write anything. If they are checking out UG there should be others. There is no harm giving it a try. I am eternally optimistic regarding romance.

[RuffToy]

If they're lurkers they won't respond to personals.

[aceofclubs26]

You would be surprised how many ladies are lurkers. All my friends check out the board, they just don't write anything. If they are checking out UG there should be others. There is no harm giving it a try. I am eternally optimistic regarding romance.

That's really interesting to know. I think a lot of guys would feel better and appreciate the fact that there are women who accept this lifestyle we choose, and wouldn't mind dating a guy that partakes.

[justlooking]

SB, are you saying that if a girl is a great kisser you don't want to know her?????????

[Duckman]

Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.

Thin preferred to thick.

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.

Financially independent.

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Great kisser a deal breaker.

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.This sounds like you are thinking of a particular Jezebel and trying to re-create her.

[Slinky Bender]

This sounds like you are thinking of a particular Jezebel and trying to re-create her.

Nope. It's a composite of many who have been 80% or greater of the things in there.

[Slinky Bender]

SB, are you saying that if a girl is a great kisser you don't want to know her?????????


Feel better now?

[un4given]

This section is great.. I am a part time monger (most of the girls i meet are not workers), but I think all of us have at one time or another thought of having a normal relationship with a working girl. I honestly believe that on average, working women have better character than women at random. I doubt a girl can survive the work without an inner sense of kindness toward strangers...

If any provider from here wants to make a connection with me - romantic or platonic, i'd be honored.

[desilove]

I probably check the "minus" on many of your requirements but I wish you find your girl.

I know many girls are lonely and really would like to find a boyfriend who is familiar with their line of work and have no problems with what comes attached to it.
:)

I agree with you..i just ended a relationship with someone for many reasons but the mian one was that i was keeping such a large secret...i used to think that if i was retired it wouldnt have been a big deal but i think it would have..it would be nice to have a relationship with someone who could handle the truth regardless if it was my past or present...meeting men isnt a problem but leading a double life is...im on hiatus from the opp sex right now but im sure many woman would love a place that they can meet non judgmental men who have a better grasp on our lifestyle then the one Diane Sawyer portrayed last night...xox

[Slinky Bender]

As I've said many times in the past, it was always the girls who ended realtionships with me over the business: If you ask them to leave the business, you're a controlling asshole*, and if you don't ask the to leave the business you don't care about them and you're a cold, heartless bastard.

* I never asked one to leave the business for me.


BTW just in case anyone cares: I know I'm not looking for the impossible because I know of about a half dozen girls who fit the description in my first post (ok, so why would they be interested in me? good point).

[Ozzy]

As I've said many times in the past, it was always the girls who ended realtionships with me over the business: If you ask them to leave the business, you're a controlling asshole*, and if you don't ask the to leave the business you don't care about them and you're a cold, heartless bastard.

* I never asked one to leave the business for me.




That's because you have to tell them to leave the business for themselves.

But there is a middle. I've told a couple that while we "date" I would never tell them what to do with their life. But should things change and a relationship grows..... I can't make any promises.

I never asked one to leave the business for me either, I just seem to find the ones smart enough to know when it's time to leave. And the two I knew who left.... stayed left.

[Duckman]

I honestly believe that on average, working women have better character than women at random. No argument with that.

[wolf5958]

it seems to me that I am more socially comfortable with women in this type of business. Any decent relationship I have had has been with dancers/strippers. I still wonder why I don't hit it off with civilians..

[betty_snj]

I agree with you..i just ended a relationship with someone for many reasons but the mian one was that i was keeping such a large secret...i used to think that if i was retired it wouldnt have been a big deal but i think it would have..it would be nice to have a relationship with someone who could handle the truth regardless if it was my past or present...meeting men isnt a problem but leading a double life is...im on hiatus from the opp sex right now but im sure many woman would love a place that they can meet non judgmental men who have a better grasp on our lifestyle then the one Diane Sawyer portrayed last night...xox

Is hard to have a relationship while being a working girl, trust me....

I had few, with guys I told what I did and some I did not.

When you hide, you have to keep the lies close to the truth or you will, eventually, entangle yourself and the guy will get suspicious and start to investigate.

When you tell, they think - just because you are a pro - they are entitled to the perks coming with our business.

I think being honest from the start is way better than hide...but, where are the men who can be secure enough to handle it?

[magicfingersny]

I was in a relationship with a woman and we were both in the business, but we always made time for ourselves. The thing that took us down was the belief at the time that cocaine was NOT ADDCITIVE and Romeo & Juliet turned into Jekyll & Hyde. I always seemed to get along with women in the business as well, because we could be open about a lot more. I am one of those guys who doesn't have to be macho & acknowledges my softer side as well. I agree with Emily about the eternal optimism over romance and intimacy. Desi you too. Hearing there are other females lurking that hold the same belief is definitely encouraging and I amongst I am sure many others welcome them here as well as the sweethearts we already know of like Desi & Emily and I am sure a number of others who I have not had the pleasure of meeting or getting to know and have failed to mention for no other reason so forgive me if I omitted anyones names. Slinky thanks for a great subject and a great thread. Maybe we could arrange one of those speed dating events??????

[desilove]

Is hard to have a relationship while being a working girl, trust me....

I had few, with guys I told what I did and some I did not.

When you hide, you have to keep the lies close to the truth or you will, eventually, entangle yourself and the guy will get suspicious and start to investigate.

When you tell, they think - just because you are a pro - they are entitled to the perks coming with our business.

I think being honest from the start is way better than hide...but, where are the men who can be secure enough to handle it?

I am with you...the lies have to be close to the truth but nothing in my "real" life is even close to the truth of this one...and here is the best part..im going to be vague but this man i was in a relationship with, well i met him in a sense thru a "client" in a non "life" setting...they grew up together and lived in close proximity of each other..now this client is tops and i have no doubt he would never have betrayed my confidence but it always nagged at the back of my mind..what if there was another client and he wasnt as respectufl of my privacy...i was scared to attend functions involving his family out of fear that his uncle "bob" was a former client....i truely loved this guy and although far from perfect he was amazing but he deserved more then the mouth full of lies i could offer him...and how do you know when to be honest...if you get to the point were you think you can and your wrong it could blow up in your face..fear of blackmail and being outed to my family or having my children embarressed is just not worth risking for love...and i do believe in love and romance and happy endings (not the naughty kind)....but not at the sake of my kids well being...a couple weeks ago me and malissa went out for a girls night out..we had a blast but at the end of the night wondered how many of the guys really liked us and how many knew who we were and just wanted freebies...would it be any better with someone who knew the truth, or would they just want the perks...life is a lot less complicated when your in a relationship with something that involves batteries..xox

[jseah]

I gotta agree with the Oz-man.......I would never tell someone what to do with their lives, and what happened in the past stays in the past.

[jseah]

I am with you...the lies have to be close to the truth but nothing in my "real" life is even close to the truth of this one...and here is the best part..im going to be vague but this man i was in a relationship with, well i met him in a sense thru a "client" in a non "life" setting...they grew up together and lived in close proximity of each other..now this client is tops and i have no doubt he would never have betrayed my confidence but it always nagged at the back of my mind..what if there was another client and he wasnt as respectufl of my privacy...i was scared to attend functions involving his family out of fear that his uncle "bob" was a former client....i truely loved this guy and although far from perfect he was amazing but he deserved more then the mouth full of lies i could offer him...and how do you know when to be honest...if you get to the point were you think you can and your wrong it could blow up in your face..fear of blackmail and being outed to my family or having my children embarressed is just not worth risking for love...and i do believe in love and romance and happy endings (not the naughty kind)....but not at the sake of my kids well being...a couple weeks ago me and malissa went out for a girls night out..we had a blast but at the end of the night wondered how many of the guys really liked us and how many knew who we were and just wanted freebies...would it be any better with someone who knew the truth, or would they just want the perks...life is a lot less complicated when your in a relationship with something that involves batteries..xox

Maybe you need to date lawyers.....aren't they used to screwing people (over) for money? :D Or date a politician....they're used to lying.

[nychelsea]

It is interesting and encouraging to hear to see Em & Desi and the guys speaking positively about romance. After all, both of them are well-grounded and realistic about the biz. No one can do this forever; then what, when they retire? Some might feel they are too jaded for a relationship. Others may say, what the hell! Let's give it a try (I was going to say let's give it a shot but that is a lousy pun).

I, too, have gotten along very well on a social basis with many women in the biz. Drinks, lunches, dinners, film premiers, art galleries, broadway shows, even an opera have been a real blast. And some gal friends from the biz are permanently retired and make a point of keeping in touch. I had some surgery recently (nothing too serious, thank God), and received some lovely flowers in the hospital, not to mention some cheerful phone calls from some of my friends from the biz.

While some people like to bash both the ladies and the guys, we are all humans. Often we do what we have to do to make a living or to have a relationship, temporary though it may be.

This is a fascinating thread,

Chels

[paulbunyon]

Ink and piercings a plus........Rocker a plus. .


Slink, I think Gavy has just the right girl for you. ;) Is it OK if she doesn't speak a lick of English? She's a good pool player too.

[wolf5958]

It is interesting and encouraging to hear to see Em & Desi and the guys speaking positively about romance. After all, both of them are well-grounded and realistic about the biz. No one can do this forever; then what, when they retire? Some might feel they are too jaded for a relationship. Others may say, what the hell! Let's give it a try (I was going to say let's give it a shot but that is a lousy pun).

I, too, have gotten along very well on a social basis with many women in the biz. Drinks, lunches, dinners, film premiers, art galleries, broadway shows, even an opera have been a real blast. And some gal friends from the biz are permanently retired and make a point of keeping in touch. I had some surgery recently (nothing too serious, thank God), and received some lovely flowers in the hospital, not to mention some cheerful phone calls from some of my friends from the biz.

While some people like to bash both the ladies and the guys, we are all humans. Often we do what we have to do to make a living or to have a relationship, temporary though it may be.

This is a fascinating thread,

Chels

Thank you for finding the words I was searhing for. I do hope all is well with you.

[Gavvy Cravath]

Slink, I think Gavy has just the right girl for you. ;) Is it OK if she doesn't speak a lick of English? She's a good pool player too.

Even though she's been through half of Corona, I'd still like to keep her to myself. Yeah, I forgot about that...she kicked my ass one night playing pool.

Gavy

[justlooking]

Feel better now?

Much better. Thanks.

[Ozzy]

Will someone suck the APM's dick already.


Figures of all the womenz who've trotted across this board, the one who won't fuck the APM (cause he knows me) is the one person perfect for the job and one I'm confident in saying would have been the best piece Bender ever had, certainly the best all around piece if you factor in looks, nympho level, brains, taste in fine cuisine....... hell, she even laughed at his jokes (or was she choking on that sushi?)......


I have to find a new candidate.

[DaveNJ]

Even though she's been through half of Corona, I'd still like to keep her to myself. Yeah, I forgot about that...she kicked my ass one night playing pool.

Gavy

Yeah, I'll vouch for that. She kicked you're ass big time :) Funny, that was the first night we met and it seems like such a long time ago. We've had some good times since then...

[un4given]

When you tell, they think - just because you are a pro - they are entitled to the perks coming with our business.

I think being honest from the start is way better than hide...but, where are the men who can be secure enough to handle it?

I think it works both ways - a man might feel entitled to more when you are a pro, or you might attribute his demands to your pro status when he might just want it cuz he wants it or cuz he likes u that much!

I think its easy to be secure with someone who showers you with love. I've always felt that the way a woman treats me is more important than what she chooses to do when im not around. Monogamy is highly overrated, and romance is underappreciated.

[magicfingersny]

Romance definitely under appreciated. What's a mush like me to do?

[jseah]

Is hard to have a relationship while being a working girl, trust me....

I had few, with guys I told what I did and some I did not.

When you hide, you have to keep the lies close to the truth or you will, eventually, entangle yourself and the guy will get suspicious and start to investigate.

When you tell, they think - just because you are a pro - they are entitled to the perks coming with our business.

I think being honest from the start is way better than hide...but, where are the men who can be secure enough to handle it?

I don't get it betty.......what perks? They want a cut of your earnings???? Isn't that what a pimp does? They want to use your hotel points?

[Bandaid]

it seems to me that I am more socially comfortable with women in this type of business. Any decent relationship I have had has been with dancers/strippers. I still wonder why I don't hit it off with civilians..
Maybe you expect that true civilians aren't approachable concerning your or their sexuality? I'm sick of hearing women say they "appreciate" my overdeveloped sense of boundaries.

[wolf5958]

Maybe you expect that true civilians aren't approachable concerning your or their sexuality? I'm sick of hearing women say they "appreciate" my overdeveloped sense of boundaries.

I think it may just be the enviorment. Started in times sq at 18, over 30 years. Married a dancer and still hung out with others and some have been family friends for years. I guess maybe because I have sat on both sides of the bar. I also think it is a personality trait that atracts me I am not sure but in a regular bar I am a wall flower in a SC I can talk to anyone.

[Daddycool]

...im on hiatus from the opp sex right now

Does this mean you are spending your time with the same sex??

[Daddycool]

For all you lady lurkers and non-lady lurkers who have not tried greek before, I am your guy. Have your 1st greek experience with me. You will not regret it.

[Barnabus]

If any of you ladies would be interesting in first time geek, or who have not tried geek before, I am your guy.

Have your 1st geek experience with me. You will not regret it.

Barnabas

[un4given]

How about a first time GREEK with a SIKH GEEK from MOZAMBIQUE? I promise it will be unique...

[Bandaid]

How about a first time GREEK with a SIKH GEEK from MOZAMBIQUE? I promise it will be unique...
You freak!

[Barnabus]

That was weak, It needs a tweak, so to speak.

[Daddycool]

If any of you ladies would be interesting in first time geek, or who have not tried geek before, I am your guy.

Have your 1st geek experience with me. You will not regret it.

Barnabas


There must be an echo in this thread......lol

[fumpton]

I think we're getting a little off track here. I don't think this thread will be too successful if guys are just going to make wise-cracks in here.

[Gavvy Cravath]

Yes, slinky needs a gf. An older "rocker chick" who may or may not be in the business. I hope he finds her...

Gavy

[blondekelly]

Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.

Thin preferred to thick.

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.

Financially independent.

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.
Slinky finding what he wants: Priceless

[Axe]

Wow, SB. Nobody can ever accuse you of not knowing what you want.


Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus.

I dont know about the bipolar part, but the last time I was in England, you could bump into women who looked like this on just about every street.

[Ozzy]

I have someone for the APM.

Brazilian milf, upper 30's low 40's with a bod that any 25 year old would kill for. Body and blond hair like Shakira ((seriously)) and a striking face to match, been in US for 20 years used to live in NY but still travels up from time to time, could be convinced to make it a regular thing if APM wants in exchange for some intro's around town. Speaks perfect English. Smart shrewd business woman, owns RE around town (at least three 300k+ condo's). Lives on the intracoastal in a 500k condo in Pompano and bought it all using her ass as her bank. No tats, no piercings, no husband or bf, two kids one in HS one in college, doesn't sing rock but fronts a nuevo latin/rock band (think modern Santana) and shakes it on Fri/Sat nites at various clubs in Ft Lauderdale and South Beach. Does all the dirty stuff you'd expect from a true slut and some I bet even Bender never tried. Invited me to watch her perform one night and during an instrumental leaned forward off the stage with the mic at her side and told me how she was thinking of my dick at that moment. Ozzy's definition of thick, bout 5'4 130 solid, no fat, no marks, no dimples and comes with fairly new well done modest bolt ons (C's) that fit her bod to perfection. Screams in Portuguese when she orgasms which is frequently. Fucked her in the ass at a Brazilian night clubs under her mini while she ground me against a wall. In a room with a 100 or so women most half her age she was top 10 in the entire joint I constantly was beating off guys asking her to dance. Think a Brazilian version of Charo (http://www.poster.net/charo/charo-photo-charo-6230768.jpg) when she was that age and could still shake it....coochie cochie!

[blondekelly]

I have someone for the APM.

Brazilian milf, upper 30's low 40's with a bod that any 25 year old would kill for. Body and blond hair like Shakira ((seriously)) and a striking face to match, been in US for 20 years used to live in NY but still travels up from time to time, could be convinced to make it a regular thing if APM wants in exchange for some intro's around town. Speaks perfect English. Smart shrewd business woman, owns RE around town (at least three 300k+ condo's). Lives on the intracoastal in a 500k condo in Pompano and bought it all using her ass as her bank. No tats, no piercings, no husband or bf, two kids one in HS one in college, doesn't sing rock but fronts a nuevo latin/rock band (think modern Santana) and shakes it on Fri/Sat nites at various clubs in Ft Lauderdale and South Beach. Does all the dirty stuff you'd expect from a true slut and some I bet even Bender never tried. Invited me to watch her perform one night and during an instrumental leaned forward off the stage with the mic at her side and told me how she was thinking of my dick at that moment. Ozzy's definition of thick, bout 5'4 130 solid, no fat, no marks, no dimples and comes with fairly new well done modest bolt ons (C's) that fit her bod to perfection. Screams in Portuguese when she orgasms which is frequently. Fucked her in the ass at a Brazilian night clubs under her mini while she ground me against a wall. In a room with a 100 or so women most half her age she was top 10 in the entire joint I constantly was beating off guys asking her to dance. Think a Brazilian version of Charo (http://www.poster.net/charo/charo-photo-charo-6230768.jpg) when she was that age and could still shake it....coochie cochie!
Sounds like the perfect Birthday present!!!!

[lightweight]

I am looking for a nice girlfriend. Someone who likes me for who I am. Looks are not important, but it would help. Must have a great personality. Alyssa, BK, Emily, Betty, Have any friends for me?

[Gavvy Cravath]

upper 30's low 40's with a bod that any 25 year old would kill for.

LOLOLOLOL!!
OK...

Gavy

[Axe]

LOLOLOLOL!!
OK...

Gavy

Honestly, gavy, if it were any other kind of woman than a Brazilian, I'd be skeptical too. I know just the kind of woman Ozzy is describing. I will never meet the one he's describing, but I already want to fuck her.

[Ozzy]

I wish I could post her picture. Face looks mid 30 yr old movie star, bod is like incredible. Best thick bod I've ever seen on a 35 plus chick... fuck, best I've seen on a 25 plus. Dat good. Think Brenda Love at her absolute best, say 10 years ago... and add another two pts to whatever you rate her at.

Oh yeah... she do got a tramp stamp but a modest one.

[Gavvy Cravath]

OK, you got me. I must have skipped over the Brazilian part. My bad.

[Ozzy]

Almost forgot.... 36-25-37 gostosa!

[aceofclubs26]

Almost forgot.... 36-25-37 gostosa!

After the vivid description you've put in all our minds, I think you should look really hard for a picture of her.

[paulbunyon]

I don't know Oz, she sounds real good (I always had a thing for Charo lol) but is he gonna want your sloppy seconds?

[magicfingersny]

I am looking for a nice girlfriend. Someone who likes me for who I am. Looks are not important, but it would help. Must have a great personality. Alyssa, BK, Emily, Betty, Have any friends for me?
Are you ready to move on already lw? Need a scorecard to keep track of you!

[Axe]

I don't know Oz, she sounds real good (I always had a thing for Charo lol) but is he gonna want your sloppy seconds?

With a dime piece 30-something Brazilian? Isnt that kinda like going to a restaurant and worrying about how many people have eaten from the same fork you're using even though its been washed and sanitized?

[Ozzy]

After the vivid description you've put in all our minds, I think you should look really hard for a picture of her.

I have a picture of her. Just can't post it here. I sent Bender her easter photo with bunny tail and ears.

[Ozzy]

I don't know Oz, she sounds real good (I always had a thing for Charo lol) but is he gonna want your sloppy seconds?

He's had the sloppy seconds of a lot worse than me. And my standards are a hell of a lot higher than most of those. At least he knows where my dick has been.

[Ozzy]

With a dime piece 30-something Brazilian? Isnt that kinda like going to a restaurant and worrying about how many people have eaten from the same fork you're using even though its been washed and sanitized?

She's not as used as a fork. She only started after a divorce. Been working only a few years and only on multi hr dinner/dancing dates set up privately thru a high end Miami service. Gets paid well (1500-2k per date) plus her night club job which she banks as much in two weekends. Service get paid on the clients end for the intro and girls get their fee in full. Only recently has started doing some hour-90 minute deals cause she has some spare time with the kids grown and out. She invested well in RE, bought low, sold high and reinvested in a few quality properties. Didn't have to bang em out like a McDonald's to put a nice portfolio together. She works cause she likes the sex, is at that age when she craves it and getting paid turns her on.

[robnotbob]

So I'm good with this one for next week, right?

[Ozzy]

If you want to test drive her while you're down here it can definitely be arranged. I'll fire you off her pictures. Her condo she uses for incall is like 5 minutes from the hotel you're staying at. You're gonna be a busy bee while you're down here. I have a few strippers, a few ho's and one or two UTR's lined up for you to pick from. Not a shabby one in the bunch, nothing below solid 8's, all with off the charts performance. And I'm not even including my special little friend who is retired and was off limits to Oz's personal friends anyway (her decision).

[Daddycool]

If you want to test drive her while you're down here it can definitely be arranged. I'll fire you off her pictures. Her condo she uses for incall is like 5 minutes from the hotel you're staying at. You're gonna be a busy bee while you're down here. I have a few strippers, a few ho's and one or two UTR's lined up for you to pick from. Not a shabby one in the bunch, nothing below solid 8's, all with off the charts performance. And I'm not even including my special little friend who is retired and was off limits to Oz's personal friends anyway (her decision).



Need to remember this when my next florida trip comes up. Be extra nice to Ozzy.

[robnotbob]

If you want to test drive her while you're down here it can definitely be arranged. I'll fire you off her pictures. Her condo she uses for incall is like 5 minutes from the hotel you're staying at. You're gonna be a busy bee while you're down here. I have a few strippers, a few ho's and one or two UTR's lined up for you to pick from. Not a shabby one in the bunch, nothing below solid 8's, all with off the charts performance. And I'm not even including my special little friend who is retired and was off limits to Oz's personal friends anyway (her decision).


I was only kidding (don't want to ruin the APM's b-day) but whatever you can arrange with any friends you deem appropriate is fine w/me.

[Thorn]

When you find her please ask if she has a sister !

Too late. I have dibs. :)

[paulbunyon]

He's had the sloppy seconds of a lot worse than me. And my standards are a hell of a lot higher than most of those. At least he knows where my dick has been.


Just a figure of speech LOL. She does sound pretty hot I have to admit. I would be honored to get your sloppy seconds! ;)

[Gavvy Cravath]

Just a figure of speech LOL. She does sound pretty hot I have to admit. I would be honored to get your sloppy seconds! ;)


Yes, bunyon was telling me how he couldn;t wait to get his hands on some old broad born during the Lyndon Johnson Administration. God damn, that grandma is so fucking hot...LOL!

Oh wait, she's Brazilian...LOL! Take 4 years off. Her body is like a 29 year olds, bro...LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Too fucking funny. You guys and your grandmas.

[xwebdesignerx]

Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.

Thin preferred to thick.

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.

Financially independent.

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.

I guess everyone has their preference, eh?

[KitK]

I think you are on to something. I am much more comfortable with chatting up dancers than other women. Somehow they are more interesting. Course that depends on the dancer.... But I am greatly attracted to some of the women and the conversation is smooth whereas at a party its just all flat emotionally. Maybe, with a dancer, there is the possibility of action in the dance ??

[blondekelly]

Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.

Thin preferred to thick.

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.

Financially independent.

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.
Any luck yet?

[Axe]

I am much more comfortable with chatting up dancers than other women. Somehow they are more interesting. Course that depends on the dancer.... But I am greatly attracted to some of the women and the conversation is smooth whereas at a party its just all flat emotionally. Maybe, with a dancer, there is the possibility of action in the dance ??

Maybe, just maybe, it has something to do with their looks?

[Slinky Bender]

Any luck yet?

Not even a dirty look.

[April]

Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.
** whoo just made it!

Thin preferred to thick.
** right non-thickness

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.
**Can go back and forth with the best of them. And have no problem telling you your full of shit

Financially independent.
**Alimony payments count?

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.
**been in the business, married had boyfriends and have not met a man who's a bigger slut than I am when I got my mojo going.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.
**I'm currently on meds but willing to stop. Tatoos...peicings..haircolor. Fight with Adriana all the time over what she calls my "old rock music". Eat everything...but you'll be sorry if you buy me sushi.I know when to shut my mouth and open it!

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.
***I don't have a life so there won't be any cancelations.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.
***We know the answer to this,

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.
***If I want something I buy it myself. I remember hanging out with you at a pool hall because you and ozzy were too embarrassed to take me anywhere else the way i was dressed (after clubbing).

I've found my soulmate!

SOOOOOOOOOOO now just move to Florida!

[Ozzy]

Bender could never survive on the food down here when the only options are Denny's on Fri nite, Applebee's on Sat, egg noodles and ketchup on Sun at the only Italian restaurant in town and the only chinese joint is Wongs take-out.

But the amount and quality of pussy down here does blow NY away. Only question is... can man live on pussy alone. I've been trying for two years now and it's not working.

[April]

Only question is... can man live on pussy alone. I've been trying for two years now and it's not working.


I've been doing it for 3 years (my own) and it's not working either. :(

The VFW hall DOES have a fish fry on Firday nights! :p

[jseah]

I've been doing it for 3 years (my own) and it's not working either. :(

The VFW hall DOES have a fish fry on Firday nights! :p

Bingo night not doing it for you?

[jseah]

Bender could never survive on the food down here when the only options are Denny's on Fri nite, Applebee's on Sat, egg noodles and ketchup on Sun at the only Italian restaurant in town and the only chinese joint is Wongs take-out.


This sounds a hell of a lot like any other place in the US outside of the big cities. Hell....except for the Italian place, it sounds like where I live.

[COMMANDO]

Bender could never survive on the food down here when the only options are Denny's on Fri nite, Applebee's on Sat, egg noodles and ketchup on Sun at the only Italian restaurant in town and the only chinese joint is Wongs take-out.

But the amount and quality of pussy down here does blow NY away. Only question is... can man live on pussy alone. I've been trying for two years now and it's not working.

UGG do not tell me that the food is really that bad,
been looking at Delray for my Winter place . NEED!!! my food
want the pussy

[April]

Unless that pussy cooks.....your in trouble.

[Ozzy]

I've been doing it for 3 years (my own) and it's not working either. :(

The VFW hall DOES have a fish fry on Firday nights! :p


The VFW by me has a breakfast on sunday morning. The bar in the next room opens at 8am.

[Ozzy]

UGG do not tell me that the food is really that bad,
been looking at Delray for my Winter place . NEED!!! my food
want the pussy

You will regret Delray... trust me.


Pop for an extra 15% and go to Boca.

[COMMANDO]

You will regret Delray... trust me.


Pop for an extra 15% and go to Boca.
OZZY,

I was( if it is OK with You) actually when i was going to REALLY check things out Try & find a way to contact you and ask some questions.
If that is OK.
Not Stuff i want Posted on the board...

[Ozzy]

Ask the APM to forward me any of your questions....

But real quick...

Delray is a backwards ass-ed town. It has an old town mentality, people there do not want change, they do not like outsiders. They scared away the tourists by raising the prices, rents similar to NYC. You can walk the beach and there sits a multi million dollar mansion right next to a trailer park (search; Briny Breezes which was highlighted on 20-20 or 60 minutes about a year ago). Or along Fed Hwy just a block in from the intracoastal and you have 700 grand town houses and across the street is a empty lot full of garbage or an old shack or some other eye sore. Think Atlantic City when they first started rebuilding it. You have hold outs who refuse to sell for the good of the town. You have people turning down 20 mil for a piece of property and a developer wanting to build a high rise condo pulling their hair out.

I know this place in Delray that is a taxi company, the local Greyhound station and a Penske truck rental. They have a broken down trailer with a homeless dude who cleans up around the lot and he has all the bums in Delray hanging out all the time. Across the street are these town houses and the 90 year old bitch who owns the property recently gave the owner/operator of the taxi/greyhound/penske a 99 year lease so as to fuck the city's urban renewal plans and prevent anyone from buying in all these new town houses that currently sit empty cause no one wants to look at this shit for 3/4 of a million dollars. I guess this was the type of reason the supreme court passed that eminent domain rule a year or so back but for some reason it doesn't apply here.

[COMMANDO]

Ask the APM to forward me any of your questions....

But real quick...

Delray is a backwards ass-ed town. It has an old town mentality, people there do not want change, they do not like outsiders. They scared away the tourists by raising the prices, rents similar to NYC. You can walk the beach and there sits a multi million dollar mansion right next to a trailer park (search; Briny Breezes which was highlighted on 20-20 or 60 minutes about a year ago). Or along Fed Hwy just a block in from the intracoastal and you have 700 grand town houses and across the street is a empty lot full of garbage or an old shack or some other eye sore. Think Atlantic City when they first started rebuilding it. You have hold outs who refuse to sell for the good of the town. You have people turning down 20 mil for a piece of property and a developer wanting to build a high rise condo pulling their hair out.

I know this place in Delray that is a taxi company, the local Greyhound station and a Penske truck rental. They have a broken down trailer with a homeless dude who cleans up around the lot and he has all the bums in Delray hanging out all the time. Across the street are these town houses and the 90 year old bitch who owns the property recently gave the owner/operator of the taxi/greyhound/penske a 99 year lease so as to fuck the city's urban renewal plans and prevent anyone from buying in all these new town houses that currently sit empty cause no one wants to look at this shit for 3/4 of a million dollars. I guess this was the type of reason the supreme court passed that eminent domain rule a year or so back but for some reason it doesn't apply here.

Damn!!! Thats no good
My new plan was to rent anyway for a few months
Not just buy right away
drive around ,get a feel for some different areas.
I am assuming i can get a furished Apt .
With real estate being what it is i do not think i have to rucsh to find THE RIGHT place.
Thanks for the 411

[andysmith739]

I think the whole "dating in the business" thread is fascinating. For about 15 years it seemed that every girl I met was a lesbian. My best (dyke) friend would say I must have been a lesbian in a former life, the way they would be drawn to me. It was odd - lots of good friendships, rarely any sexual tension.

Then I met a girl who worked in a massage parlor - and suddenly everyone I met seemed to be in the business. A few years ago I met a young woman in the city who was spectacularly beautiful, beyond compare, had some artistic job. Two years later I respond to an in call ad for a very expensive woman. I turn up, she opens the door and "Holy Fuck!" we look and laugh. It was like it was meant to be. My best friend today works in porn and we have this brother sister thing that was there as soon as we met.

The irony is that I am a banker, with a very sober day job, as well as devoutly religious. It's funny when these different parts of ourselves can seem to hold real contradictions.

I've never dated someone in the business. My partner is an accountant, very conservative and would never in a million years believe about my hobby.

[Ozzy]

Damn!!! Thats no good
My new plan was to rent anyway for a few months
Not just buy right away
drive around ,get a feel for some different areas.
I am assuming i can get a furished Apt .
With real estate being what it is i do not think i have to rucsh to find THE RIGHT place.
Thanks for the 411

Plenty of rentals especially off season in north boca along the intracoastal. You could prob find something in a 2/2 for under 1500/mo year round. Try looking up Pelican Harbor, find it on a map (just north of Yamato on the Intracoastal) and check all the condo's in the surrounding area. It's just north of the Boca inlet. You can definitely get something in a townhouse farther out west and it's all new out there (under 10 years old), but being out west here is like being in West Bumblefuck NY... or being in say Islip LI. Even though you're still only 8 or 10 miles from the water it feels like 50. If you can pop for 2g and up a mo try Mizner Park in Boca..... dat be the new place to be. It's on the water in the heart of old money Boca but it's been completely rebuilt with the old money left intact along the water and private country clubs. Imagine taking the old money north shore of LI and building an ultra modern Great Neck type village smack in the middle of it, but not so much that it detracts from the area. They did a remarkable job rebuilding old Boca and mixing in new town houses and some high rises. It's the template for what Delray and Boynton are trying to do but failing miserably at.

If I were going to buy amywhere in So Fla... I'd buy there.

[justlooking]

For about 15 years it seemed that every girl I met was a lesbian. . . .

Then I met a girl who worked in a massage parlor - and suddenly everyone I met seemed to be in the business.

I'm not sure I see a difference between the first paragraph and the second paragraph.

[justlooking]

IA few years ago I met a young woman in the city who was spectacularly beautiful, beyond compare, had some artistic job. Two years later I respond to an in call ad for a very expensive woman. I turn up, she opens the door and "Holy Fuck!" we look and laugh.

How come this is happening these days to everybody here but me?

[andysmith739]

I'm not sure I see a difference between the first paragraph and the second paragraph.

I'm surprised that I haven't seen any overlap with my dyke friends and sex-worker friends.

The closest to that was this extremely hot "dangerous girl" (just add alcohol for a unpredictable crazy time). We would flirt and whilst she had never been with a guy, she'd slept with 10x the women I had. Then one day a friend knew this italian guy, minor royalty, who desperately needed a wife who was "intact". After a few dates he asked her to see his family doctor and was delighted to learn she met the criteria. A whirlwind engagement, very elaborate wedding, then honeymoon in Switzerland. The second-hand feedback from him was
"I don't believe it. She's pure yet she blows my mind withe her imagination. Like she was born for the bedroom .." If only he knew.