strip club patrol....bklyn & queens

[Ozzy]

figured i'd start a new thread for strip-clubbing. so i dragged a friend out of his house for some investigative reports and did a little patrolling last night.

first stop....dumbartons II (LIC, queens) girls...3's - 7's topless only. place is a wannabe hang out for the hispanic crowd. plenty of after hours action can be had and there are some very high mileage lap dances available from certain girls in the back room.


second stop....honey's (queens blvd, woodside) girls....3's - 7's not even topless. alot better crowd though a slightly lower class and much smaller establishment. actually got a phone# from a very cute red head who looked like a school teacher with her granny glasses. was willing to meet (professionally) after she got off, but since there were more clubs on the patrol for the night i took a pass....will investigate further maybe next week.


third stop.....wiggles (queens blvd, rego park) girls 4's - 8's totally nude. NO BOOZE $10 sodas with a two soda min+ a $20 admission, total rip-off joint. very expensive laps and very low mileage ones. haven't been there in years and won't go back....


fourth stop......WWW (wild wild west 39st 2nd ave bklyn) girls 5's - 9's topless. old reliable place. very friendly atmosphere and girls. home of the $10 lap dance (medium mileage). easy to talk to the girls as mngmt doesn't hassle them or you. $10 admission.


last stop (what else?)....COO-COO'S NEST (59ST 4th ave bklyn). girls 2's - 5s with one 8 (india). a full service joint with plenty of cheap thrills on the stage. $1 gets you just about everything except FS and BJ...though i have seen BJ's given out on the side of the stage. place gets raided once a month or so but nothing ever happens. it's basically a spanish house with a bar and a place to do a little test driving before you buy.


ozzy who's totaly board today and can't believe people still want to bet on the XFL.

[Ozzy]

:D

now that i got my gold watch.....does that mean i should retire?

[Edited by Ozzy on 02-18-2001 at 02:11 PM]

[Phantom]

Why don't you come over to NJ one night?

[Ozzy]

wasn't much in the mood to travel to far last night.......


but, like the gold rush settlers.....

i'm working my way west.

maybe next week i'll hit the navel base and stilettos. any more ideas on where to plant my feet and i'll give them a try.


phantom.....why don't you drag yourself out and stop by stilettos next weekend and i'll buy you a drink.

[Edited by Ozzy on 02-18-2001 at 02:20 PM]

[Phantom]

Just tell me when, but try not to make it too late. I have to get up at 5am for work. Forget about the 5am thing, I didn't see you say the weekend.

[Edited by Phantom on 02-18-2001 at 02:23 PM]

[Phantom]

Maybe that one stripper Charley and I picked up will be working that night.

[Ozzy]

looks like friday is a safe bet.......

if i'm not too cleaned out (pun intended) from scores on thursday.

[turboman2002]

Dear Ozzy:

After you visit Satin Dolls, continue on down Route 17 (south) until you see the Meadowlands Diner (exit immediately) and make a hard right into the parking lot of Shaker's - nice place, a few lookers, and much more comfortable that Satin Doll's. Get back on Route 17 (barely) make the exit (Paterson Plank Road) continue on until you see Stiiletto's (opposite side of the street). Make you first U-turn and come back around. All nude juice bar, $10 cover. $20 laps - some of the girls are terrific.

Enjoy

[Phantom]

I can not see how you can compare Satin Dolls and Shakers with Stilettos. Satin Dolls and Shakers are bikini bars, whereas Stilettos is fully nude.

[Ozzy]

i also need booze!

[Phantom]

Well there is this place in Union, NJ that IS fully nude and allows you to BYOB.

[Slinky Bender]

I remember about 15 years ago in Trenton, there were quite a few "regular" sort of bars that would have just one girl ( maybe 2 ) dancing. There was so much variability, but once in a while you would get one who would allow "heavy petting" for $1. Boy, most of those places were such dives. Any jersey is strange. It seems likes it's either Nude or Bikini, no topless ?

[Ozzy]

i could go to CC's for $1 heavy petting.

[jester]

Any of you guys remember a place called Wiley's in Corona? Many years ago, after working the 4-midnight shift, an older co-worker took me to this place, and it shocked the hell out of my young (21) life. I spent many a night there over the course of a year.

Never found a place like it anywhere.

Jester

[Ozzy]

absofuckinglutely!!!!!!

32av & 94 st


i knew this girl francillia who danced there.....


knew her very well.

[fumpton]

Don't forget about Delilah's Den off RT. 35 in Jersey. Girls are all 8-10, $15 admission. $20 lap dances. No extras available at the club, but you may be able to talk a dancer into meeting up after work.

[Phantom]

Hey fumpton,

Although I've never been to DD's I've heard it's pretty hot. Maybe you could clear something up about DD's for me. I've heard that allot of the times you have to wait hours for a lapdance from a really hot girl. You almost have to take a number like at a deli and wait in line. Any truth to this?

[fumpton]

Usually there's a wait for the more popular girls. Its worse Friday to Sunday when it's the busiest. The longest I've waited was probably 30 to 45 minutes. I was there on a Friday night when it happened. I like to go early in the week, like Tuesday or Wednesday, where there's no wait at all. The girls usually average 3 lap dances before they have to get back on stage. Most of the girls there are all knock-outs. All races, types, and sizes. The best lap dance I ever got was from a girl named Vanessa. She's a small petite blonde with little cupcake titties---this girl was smoking. She's there Tuesdays through Thursday and sometimes Sunday. I have heard that a few months back some of the girls were doing extras but I never found out for sure. I do know that YMMV with these girls. Some will not let you touch, others will let you get away with alot more (within reason at the club). They do have a VIP area but never tried it. I think its $$ for half hour. Can't comment on what goes on in there. The last time I was there, I didn't see too many people in the VIP area.

[fumpton]

I think you may be thinking of Go-Go-Rama where you have to wait hours for a girl. Its down the road from DD. The lap dance area at GGR isnt too private from what I heard. People at the bar can see into the lap dance section.

[fumpton]

I also know of a pretty wild club in Middletown where anything goes. Got a BJ from one of the dancers.

[fumpton]

Sorry about the multiple posts--finally decided to go for that Silver.

[Slinky Bender]

The one time I went to GO-GO-Rama, I asked for a gilr at around midnite, and the place closed without me ever getting that dance.

[Phantom]

fumpton,

email me please.

[MrNY]

email me too - please

and, i'll see to it you get a platinum member status ;)

[Ozzy]

mrny, are you mrs slinkybender?


fumton....e-mail me and i'll blow you!


only kidding....i already know that club. are they still in business? shit i haven't been there in ten years. used to go there during kayak/camping trips in the late 80's early 90's

i take it you were a camp counselor at some point in the catskill area........thats a pretty well known place in the camp worker community.......cooks, waiters ect.....

[fumpton]

Phantom, MrNY check your emails. Ozzy, I wasn't a camp counselor up there. I found this place cause my roommate used to be a trucker. He passed through that area quite often. I was there back in November and it was a slow night. Not more than 5 guys were there the whole night. None of the guys were going in the back room so I think she must have given me a discount to break even for the night. If I remember correctly it cost me $80 for a BJ plus the $20 for the back room. She did tell me she did FS for $1/2 and greek was another $.

[MrNY]

And, Ozzy - I had no idea that you did the borscht-belt...

[Ozzy]

c'mon...what nice jewish boy from the guyland didn't do the belt?

[odessa16]

is CooCoo's in a reasonably safe area?

[Slinky Bender]

That's such a relative question. As compared to what ? Park Avenue and 65th Street ( which ain't so safe if you're Dan Rather, but at least he only got punched and asked "What's the frequency, Kenneth ?"; the NBB cameraman fared much worse ) ?

[Ozzy]

it's in the sunset park area.....

though i never had a problem there or at WWW about a mile away and closer to the docks.

[Phantom]

Hey Ozzy,

Just got a hot tip about a dancer/ considering becoming an escort girl from my girl here in NJ. Needs money, SYT just 21.

[Slinky Bender]

But it's "fringe" Sunset Park ( not near the good Chinese Restaurants ).

[fumpton]

Phantom, tell me more about this dancer. I'm always willing to help a lady out.

As to CooCoos, its right off the N and R trains. There are a few good chinese restaurants in the area Slinky. Maybe a 10-15 minute walk.

[Slinky Bender]

I guess we're talking the same thing, because what I meant is that those restaurants are a good 10-15 minutes walk from where CooCoo's is ( and in the "nasty" direction - to Coocoo's, that is ).

[MrNY]

AND, WALK TO A CHINESE RESTARAUNT - Unheard of !

[robnotbob]

Fumpton: Please email me:jetfan69@hotmail.com

I am heading to Middletown next week and was planning on stopping by Halcyon Spa, but if you've got a better plan...I'm all for it!!!

[odessa16]

so i went i tried to go to CooCoos today thursday at aroung 5:30 and the place wasn't open. Does anyone know the hours? and what type of girls are there, mostly spanish?

[MrNY]

did you at least go for chinese ?

[Edited by MrNY on 02-23-2001 at 08:48 AM]

[Slinky Bender]

They are a regular "bar" so they close at 4AM ( or lose their liquor license ).

[Ozzy]

coo-coo's stays open till 6-8am at times.......but you have to be a regular to stay that long.

took a little trip to NJ for some "badda bing type" clubs last night.

ok so jersey has the better strip joints than NY......we got the statue of liberty.....

wanna trade?

[Edited by Ozzy on 02-25-2001 at 12:59 PM]

[MrNY]

i think he meant he went there at 5:30pm...

also, ozzy - where'd you wind up going in jersey ?

[Ozzy]

stilettos. didn't have time for any others since i had to meet gabby on the way back into ny.

[MrNY]

.

[bro_xtian]

ozzy's way earlier posted strip club tour had him all the way over in rego park, but he went into wiggles (which i agree sucks), and he didn't try out goldfingers.

i have to say, i stop into goldfingers once in awhile, and on a couple of visits i have ended up getting very friendly with a couple of the girls there.

first i will say, i am never one to go into a champagne room at a strip club (i would rather head directly to an escort and spend the money there), but on two occassions in the past year i did at goldfingers, and had a damn amazing time. both times had the girls slide their bottoms aside to allow DATY, and both times received attention from them in return. certain girls there have it down where they choose certain rooms in the back that have the mirros removed so the monitor can't see what is happening.

now i can't recommend going there seeking that kind of attention, because i still believe one is better off spending the money on an escort, but some times it is good to know when you are in a place, and you end up in a situation with one of the girls where you seem to be clicking, there is the possibility of a little extra fun if you go for it.

[Ozzy]

i thought GF was closed.... i thought it went back to a dance club. didn't they take down the sign?

[bro_xtian]

nope, it is still there in all its glory, sign and all...

[odessa16]

I went to Cuckoo's last night and I have never seen girls do more for $1. Granted they aren't the nicest looking girls but they are all real top heavy, and are willing to go for private dances at varying prices $60-$100, although the back room looked like a bathroom.

[Ozzy]

although the back room looked like a bathroom

slinky tell him....

.....thats the suite. ;)


there's a front room with just beer cases stacked up.

[Ozzy]

the girls are also better on weekends......

[Slinky Bender]

Looked like a bathroom ? I can't imagine where you pissed. That IS the bathroom ( unless they changed which room they are using yet again ).

[Ozzy]

slinky....so where are we exploring tonite?

[Eye Won]

If it looks like a bathroom, and smells like a bathroom, and I mean smells like a bathroom...... My freinds, it is a bathroom........
Imperialone.........Out

[odessa16]

Anyone had any outcall experience with the cuckoos nest in brooklyn?

[tomatch]

Cheap thrills in strip clubs seems to be a thing of the past. There has been so much remenicsing in other threads about Harmony & Studio, but here in Queens we also lost so much. My all time favorite was Pennywhistle in Astoria & Naked City. So does Dumbarton's compare to these?

I've only been to the higher end clubs in that area - Citiscape and Scandals. Don't understand why Scandals is not more well known. They don't advertise and arent usually listed on strip club boards. They have some very hot young latinas there. Had some hand contact out side the pants at Scandals during a slow afternoon shift with a Columbian whose name i've forgotten. She also gave a glimpse of the "Y" and some nibbles but otherwise standard decent friction LD.
Been back a few times during busier night shifts and only std. LD applied with bouncers watching close.

Anyone have experiences at Scandals? I'm especially interested in a young latina who goes by Caroline. Didn't try the LD at Citiscape. Please post any further info on Dumbarton and especially Scandals.

[eggy]

With all the talk about Dumbarton's, Scandals, etc., I have to wonder why there are no posts about Runway 69. I have only been there a couple of times quite a while ago, but I would say that from my limited experience the quality of girls is as good or better than Goldfinger's. I have heard the joint was a rip-off on other boards but I would disagree. Is there something I don't know? Any info on extras, etc.?

[Edited by eggy on 07-12-2001 at 12:28 AM]

[jzed]

I went by the Cuckoos nest yesterday and it did not look like it was open. Sheets over the windows, ect. Anyone actually been inside lately?

[LittleStevie]

This place is low-key and discreet but real clean and top quality. It's near Fort Lee, at least 3 girls are full service, Cindy, Danielle and i forget the others, $60 to get in, girls get tip, $140 or so,... it's a sweet place and worth it. Ritz Massage 201-840-7738

[Thorn]

Hmmm.

I thought I knew all the good places in Joisey.

Frumptom [sp?] or Ozzy, hit me with e-mail at:

thorn_i_am@hotmail.com

with location.

I'd be much appreciative.

As to Navel Base. Its been quite closed for some time.

Stilleto's. Good as ever. Still, for me the mileage is far short of where I wanna go. Best looking gals in NJ on average though.

The place being mentioned in Union is 'Hot 22'. A BYOB place on Rt 22 next to, of all things, a bowling alley. The place is 'membership' at the door.

Good looking women and a gyno stage show. Lap dances are a tad lame considering the nature of the stage show.

Sorry I got to this thread so late.

[Thorn]

I can recommend The Ritz as well. [*************.com]

Its a high end massage place.

As is the case with most places in NJ you don't always get what is available with your first visit.

After you are a known quantity, and some are a known quantity right away, all are relaxed and service levels increase.

What really makes The Ritz good though is the atmosphere and pampering. Its a bit more costly then the standard NJ massage place, but the women [in general] are better looking the average and provide better service.

Average experience $200 total cost.

[Edited by Thorn on 07-30-2001 at 08:03 PM]

[Allen]

don't know if anyone has seen this:

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/xnyap/20010807/lo/family_run_over_1.html

[MJC185]

The even scarier possibility here is that MANY NYPD officers might be on duty while drunk and the powers that be at the NYPD might not care.

I was getting a hero yesterday at a local deli and I flipped open the Post to an article where a woman confides that she had begged a captain, commissioner and somone else of importance to intervene with her husband because he was drinking excessively before going on duty. Her pleas fell on deaf ears apparantly.

I didn't get the chance to read the whole article, but it implied that this problem might be common among NY's finest.

I KNOW first hand how desparate the NYPD is for personnel, so I can believe that they are not taking any measures that might deplete the force they already have, however iffy certain members of that force may be. That scares the hell out of me.

MJC

[Edited by MJC185 on 08-09-2001 at 10:04 AM]

[charmer]

Where is Dumbarton's located ?

[Slinky Bender]

Queens Plaza ( and no, that's not 23rd and 8th ).

[charmer]

Is that on the Dunkin Donuts side of Queens Plaza ?

[Slinky Bender]

If DD's is on the ?South? side, DB's is on the ?East? side ( where you split off to the left to go on Northern Blvd ).

[deepthought]

I'm trying to find different 'day' (4pm-6pm) type places to try out and I'm not clear as to CooCoo's is open during the day,... sounds like I'd like to really try this one out...

Also, anyother hi mileage and / or/strip clubs of note within subway access. I'd be coming from Manhattan,...

Thanks for the help!

[deepthought]

I'd just like to give a thumbs up :) for Sweet Cherry's. It wasn't too far from the R (5 minute walk).

Went Wed last week (I think it was someone's birdday party - don't remember which dancer) Although mostly PR, there was a smattering of other girls there. I ended up spending my time with this one really cute PR girl. She was sweet and fun to be w/. Girls ranged from 4-8 and she was the 8. Even went to the VIP room and had some digit action!

:)