AMP Question

[Zoltan]

I have just started going to AMP's in New Jersey and have been very satisfied with my first two visits. Both times I received a very good massage plus very gratifying HRs. I do have a couple of questions however. In both cases I tipped the girls $.20. Is this an acceptable amount for basic service? The girls seemed happy but I would like to hear from other people. My second question is how does one go about requesting other services. The girls I was with only spoke a few words of English so I wasn't sure how to approach the subject. Any input would be appreciated.

[Troutman]

I've found that if the young lady remains fully clothesd, and no touching of her takes place, $20 to $40 is very fair. If, on the other hand (pun intended) she allows you to grope freely under her clothes, or if she removes any of them to allow for easier access, $50 to $60 is more in line with expectations, maybe even more.

[billyS]

Hey Zoltan, if you want F/S from a AMP girl who doesn't speak English do what I do. Make a fist with your left hand. slide your right index finger in and out of that fist between the thumb and index finger. As your doing this raise your eyebrows and say "fucky-fucky"? I f she looks puzzeled then (attempt to) pull down her pants and say "ok. we fuck now". If she still doesn't get it then just relax and take the hand job. For a BJ, once you roll over just push (gently !) her head down twards your cock and say "OK, you suck now" and just kinda motion with your head. Do it before she goes for the hand lotion.

[Captain_Jack]

It depends on the place and how regular you are a customer. The more comfortable they are with you, the more likely FS could be achieved. Hand signals seem to work the best, Boom Boom also seems to bridgethe communication gap.

[marc]

'Boom, Boom' 'Fucky, Fucky'
How about 'Sucky, Sucky'
or if LE arrives 'Walkie, Talkie"

[Daty]

I've used the techniques BillyS stated and he is right on the money with his suggestions.

The most IMPORTANT thing though, like he said, is
"do it before she goes for the hand lotion,"
otherwise your committed to HR. :(

[kromrider]

You could go out and learn Chineese..

[SpaMonger]

I was told by an Asian provider that the term Boom-Boom does indeed refer to full service. But, be aware that it is used primarilly in the Korean MP's. A Chinese girl may not know the meaning, so hand signals would be best bet.

[MrNY]

and, here i didn't think i was going to learn anything on this thread...

you guys are good !

:)

boom-boom - gotta try that (korean-only)

:)

[Troutman]

Originally posted by MrNY
and, here i didn't think i was going to learn anything on this thread...

you guys are good !

:)

boom-boom - gotta try that (korean-only)

:)

What ever happened to Fucky Fucky?

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by Troutman


What ever happened to Fucky Fucky?

I thought it was Fucky Sucky

[sammyfantastic]

Or even better, Yamasaki!

[Troutman]

Originally posted by sammyfantastic
Or even better, Yamasaki!

Better that than Yamaha. I understand that's where they kick start you.

[SpaMonger]

One of my personal favorites: Tongue-Chow

[Troutman]

My favorite soup: Miso horny

[Daty]

lest we forget "two can chew" ;)

[Japoman]

Cream of Sum-Yung-Gai....

[surgewmc]

STI-KI PU-SEY

[Troutman]

Real name of a restaurant in NYC china town: Hung Fat.

[Slinky Bender]

Real name of barber shop on Mott Street: Mei Dick.

[sammyfantastic]

Real name of a Chinese restaurant in Honolulu: Fuk Yuen!

And a guy I know, who now teaches at a university in China:

Dingding Wang!

http://origin.org/ucs/ucs011.cfm?V098=dumthinker

[Zoltan]

Thanks for all the input guys. I went back to Old Tappan armed with my new knowledge of hand signals and various Asian languages and wound up with a girl that spoke perfect English! Needless to say I was able to negotiate some very satisfactory service. I will keep the info for further reference however. I'm sure it'll come in handy one day.

[sammyfantastic]

... No reviews? Man, I thought we were on a two-way street! So what kind of satisfactory services did you successfully negotiated?

[Zoltan]

Whoops! Sorry about that.

Went to Old Tappan on a Sunday around six o'clock. There was no one else there and I was givien a choice of Helen or Linda. Choose Helen, tall, long dark hair, late twenties, just back from Hong Kong. She helped me undress which is always nice and put me through a very rigorous and satisfying head to toe 30-40 minute massage. She then asked what type of service I had had there before and I told her only the basic and would like to try fully nude with mutual touching and kissing for $.60. She agreed and proceeded to lower the lights, got fully undressed and we proceeded to conclusion at which she proclaimed "that's alotta juice!" She then cleaned up and gave me a 5 minute cool down massage. I'm sure I could have gotten more service for more $ but figured I'd save it for next time. Overall an excellent experience and will definately be back.

[LushWet]

Okay, I have the spelling all wrong (if there is a spelling)


"dah-fiji" is what the chinese girls call the hr. It means something related to shooting a gun at a flying bird, kind of like skeet shooting. A reference to your gun aiming into the air and firing away.

[toma]

It's da feiji, pronunced da like in "dada" (the art movement), fei like
"FAte", and ji just like "gee".

It litterally means "hit airplane", airplane (feiji, lit. flying machine) is
slang for a cock.