freeagain
03-05-2007, 10:00 AM
For months now, had been curious about an ad that posts everyday in the NNJ CL erotic section. Phone # is 201-233-7296 and understands she advertises in the BR as well.
Anyway, advertises Paramus, Glen rock area and posts no pics (other than those of someones big boobs, but not her own), but brags of her 40 DD's. Took the plunge last week and easy to contact and she is in the downtown Hawthorne area and works out of the basement of I assume her house.
Very cramped, smelled of piss, and if you're over 6' tall, you will have to duck from hitting your head. Girl is latino, overweight and while not ugly, not that great looking (sorry, but forgot her name.) Table is set up in a back room and very small and room was ice cold. Got undressed and when she came into the room, she immediately started with the "massage" (and I use that term loosely). No small talk and one line answers when she responded. VERY mechanical and while she did tell me to "open up my legs if I wan't a sensual massage" no attention paid to the boys.
After what had to be 5-10 minutes she whispers in my ear "if you like, a HR is will be .8 topless and 1.20 nude. Well, as she did have a big rack, I went for the topless. They are enhanced but nice. HR was so mechanical and without any type of passion I had a real hard time getting the job done. She was getting pissed at one point, but finally got the job done. Cleaned me up with alcohol, no front massage or anything! Shows me to the door, total time was no more than 20 minutes.
This was the worse massage experience I ever had so I thought I'd share with other lurkers. While door fee was very reasonable (.4) a buck twenty for a 20 minute rub was a total rip off.
Will say it again, NNJ sucks as there just isn't anywhere to go to anymore.
Anyway, advertises Paramus, Glen rock area and posts no pics (other than those of someones big boobs, but not her own), but brags of her 40 DD's. Took the plunge last week and easy to contact and she is in the downtown Hawthorne area and works out of the basement of I assume her house.
Very cramped, smelled of piss, and if you're over 6' tall, you will have to duck from hitting your head. Girl is latino, overweight and while not ugly, not that great looking (sorry, but forgot her name.) Table is set up in a back room and very small and room was ice cold. Got undressed and when she came into the room, she immediately started with the "massage" (and I use that term loosely). No small talk and one line answers when she responded. VERY mechanical and while she did tell me to "open up my legs if I wan't a sensual massage" no attention paid to the boys.
After what had to be 5-10 minutes she whispers in my ear "if you like, a HR is will be .8 topless and 1.20 nude. Well, as she did have a big rack, I went for the topless. They are enhanced but nice. HR was so mechanical and without any type of passion I had a real hard time getting the job done. She was getting pissed at one point, but finally got the job done. Cleaned me up with alcohol, no front massage or anything! Shows me to the door, total time was no more than 20 minutes.
This was the worse massage experience I ever had so I thought I'd share with other lurkers. While door fee was very reasonable (.4) a buck twenty for a 20 minute rub was a total rip off.
Will say it again, NNJ sucks as there just isn't anywhere to go to anymore.