you know things are bad when..........

[Ozzy]

a provider tells you she only wants to be friends...........


and she won't even bang you for $$$$$$.

[K.S.]

It could be worse.

She could tell you she loves you and take all your money.

She's being honest, at least.

[Ozzy]

it's not what you think, it's sorta a joke.........

and she's not being honest.


btw....we've never met.



now since she reads this.......is this a new low in on board flirting?

[Geezy Muldoon]

world.

[Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 03:02 PM]

[Phantom]

Ozzy,

ANY day you want to swap lives, just give me a call.

Life sucks, then you die.

[Edited by Phantom on 02-16-2001 at 04:34 PM]

[Slinky Bender]

Life is Anna Nicole Smith ?

[Phantom]

Sorry SB, but I've lost my sense of humor.

[jmcurry]

Phantom, I appear to have lost mine as well. But I work diligently to get it back. Did you get my first response?

[frog]

do you expect to get laid when you are dating a provider? I don't mean "date", but a real date.

[Phantom]

jmc,

no

[jmcurry]

Frog: no, I did not expect to get laid when I "dated" a provider whom I have seen professionally. The "date," at least to me, reflects an entirely different relationship. It symbolizes, ideally, new beginnings and, perhaps, a vastly different outcome. But since my one attempt at this failed miserably, I guess I was misguided. From my one experience at this level, I would conclude that conjoining provider/hobbyist relationships with dating will lead to heartbreak in most cases. I still hope to be proven wrong.

[frog]

I've done that, and both of us feel fairly awkward, I mean, we have had sex in every ways imaginable, but was still fun.

[Ozzy]

you know when things are *really* going bad when.......


you're attracted to one of the olson twins.

[robnotbob]

So they're a little young, but they are certainly not the child stars who don't age well.

rnb: who owns 3 MK&A videos (for the kids!)