K.S.
02-16-2001, 08:35 AM
You guys are so funny! Trying to guess who my sweetie-pie baby-cakes is!
No, you're all wrong. Especially that Cy Twombly guess. No way, nuh-uh. I think, if I ever met the man, I'd kick him into submission, scribble random words from the Illiad on his face, and rename him Art. Then I'd trampslap him.
Although I liked the Schapiro I read, I think I've grown past that stage where a girl wants to date an art historian. (This was a phase that came after being really crazy about horses, which was just before thinking guys with long hair were cute.)
The answer, of course, is Aristotle. DUH! He actually rescued me from the biz - just came in one day on a big white horse and said "Girl! Come with me and I'll make an honest woman outta you!"
He loves me because I help him get in touch with his feminine side.
No, you're all wrong. Especially that Cy Twombly guess. No way, nuh-uh. I think, if I ever met the man, I'd kick him into submission, scribble random words from the Illiad on his face, and rename him Art. Then I'd trampslap him.
Although I liked the Schapiro I read, I think I've grown past that stage where a girl wants to date an art historian. (This was a phase that came after being really crazy about horses, which was just before thinking guys with long hair were cute.)
The answer, of course, is Aristotle. DUH! He actually rescued me from the biz - just came in one day on a big white horse and said "Girl! Come with me and I'll make an honest woman outta you!"
He loves me because I help him get in touch with his feminine side.