shorewife@yahoo

[biggod]

Hi

For all you guy interested in dating a housewife, please contact shorewife@yahoo.com.

I had the pleasure of seeing her Tuesday evening. I have had conversation with Trish by e-mail months ago put couldn't settle on a time and place. Well, I finally got to meet her. I arranged to meet Trish via e-mail and yahoo IM. She gave me her number and I called that morning to confirm our date. She has a really great voice. We met in the parking lot of a wawa store. She was dressed very Sexy (garter belt and stocking). Trish has that innocent look but yet she is wild on the inside.

I follow her back to her place. We sat on the couch and talked for a short time and than started kissing to see if we had chemistry. She's very much into 'chemistry' - as I am also She really knows how to kiss and there sure was chemistry. We then went into the bedroom and started kissing some more. She removes my pants and underwear and started a short BBBJ. She moves forward to kiss me some more as I am into kissing. I then roll on top kissing her slowly moving down her body and notice she didn't have a bra on. I licked her nipple a little and continue down to heaven and no panties and partially shaved. Wow! I started a little DATY to warm her up. I started to finger her and she was moaning out loud and my figure started moving faster and she squirts when she cums. Wow Not many women that I been with can do that. I then got on top and finish her off missionary. I spent two hour with her and that was still to short. Trish is the kind of person you want to spend the whole evening with you. Of all the girls I'm seen she rate with the best of them. Trish is definitely a GFE. Would I see hear again??? That's a silly question because I would jump at the opportunity to spend time with her. BTW I drove down to south jersey to she Trish and it was worth it. I'm still thinking about her. Guy's YMMV so this review is how my mileage went and hopes how it will go the next time.

[jseah]

price?

[biggod]

email her and she will let you know

[larry1017]

biggod.Where in South Nj?What town

[littleguy]

biggod,

How would we tell her we found out about her ?

Any pictures anywhere ? Can you give a description ?

Thanks

[ew]

She's all over the boards now.

She used to go by another moniker (I believe), I think she dropped it because of some bad scheduling problems and the resultant bad press.

[Daty]

she squirts when she cums

Hershey squirts?

[biggod]

Larry,

She down by the altantic city area well a little bit pass AC.

Little, youcan tell her you saw a review biggod wrote. I told her I was going to review her.

ew, you are mistaking she has never been review before. You are thinking about another housewife that does the same.

Daty, that's right it's little taking a shower cause she really gets hot and horny and then it squirts. You have to try it to really believe it.

[ramstein]

BG, are you talking about golden showers?

[Daty]

Originally posted by ramstein
BG, are you talking about golden showers?

Ram,
Its gotta be a golden shower. Wasn't there discussion on previous threads saying it was unlikely that a women has projectile ejaculation.

[HappyGilmore]

Some women actually squirt when their bell rings. It's call female ejaculation. I had a g/f that was like this. Everyone should see this at least once.

[ramstein]

Daty and HG,

Seriously though, without being an actual witness to such a miraculous incident, I cannot say for sure that something like that is possible. But it seems to me that it would be more likely that the squirting is golden. But as an actual witness HG, may I ask how you know that the ejaculatory fluids of your ex were not golden?

[Daty]

I don't believe it, Its possible...

http://www.femcum.com/

[rmj17]

I also had a girlfriend who ejaculated. Agree that everyone should experience it at least once. But, it gets old after a while ... major wet spots. Rubber sheets, anyone?

FYI: this is a fairly well-known phenomenon, and the ejaculate is NOT urine (I have a background in medicine).

[dmdvdb]

I suggest you do a search in Yahoo....key word...

Rainwoman...

Need I say more....

Cheers

[ramstein]

Here is something that I found on the net that may shed some light on this very interesting question.

Since the 1920's the conventional medical establishment has dismissed "female ejaculation" as actually being a condition known as urinary stress incontinence. This condition is considered to be an undesirable bodily dysfunction in which urine is involuntarily expelled from the urethras of women due to physical straining such as might also occur with coughing or sneezing as well as sexual arousal or orgasm. Women have generally considered such expulsions to be a source of personal shame or embarrassment that also frequently elicited disapproval from their sexual partners. Physicians usually attempt to correct the condition, either by the use of Kegel exercises or by surgery...

I discovered during my doctoral research project that, as a result of advanced and heightened states of sensual/sexual arousal, some women do expel fluid. In the past, the assumption has been that the expulsions originated either in the bladder or from the urethral glands and ducts. My study indicated that both may be the case in that a small amount of fluid may be released from the urethral glands and ducts in some instances and mixed in the urethra with a clear fluid that originates in the bladder

[Daty]

Female Ejaculation:
What it is and how to do it.

History

If you were to refer to literature over the last 50 years you would be lead to believe that females have only been able to ejaculate since about 1980. Of course this is absurd, and just shows how "the experts" can be wrong for decades on just about anything. Many knew the experts were wrong, but had little success in convincing anyone. Needless to say this lead to many problems, needless surgery (to fix the poor women who would ejaculate), expensive counseling (got to find out what happened when they were children to cause this "problem"), and in some cases divorce. "The G Spot" by Alice Kahn Ladas, Beverly Whipple, and John D. Perry, has dozens of letters from women who went though various personal tragedies because they would ejaculate during lovemaking. Doctors, gynecologists, and psychiatrists invariably told them they were peeing and needed either surgery or psychotherapy.

Newsweek published an article entitled "Just How the Sexes Differ" in May of 1981. One of the major difference was listed was that men ejaculate, but women do not. However, Aristotle wrote about female ejaculation, and Galen knew about it in the second century. The female prostate, which generates the fluid which is ejaculated, was described in some detail by De Graaf in his "New Treatise Concerning the Generative Organs of Women". (1) "... during the sexual act it discharges to lubricate the tract so copiously that it even flows outside the pudenda. This is the matter which may have been taken to be actual female semen." He describes the fluid as "rushing out" with "impetus" and "in one gush." (2)

The medical community was finally awakened in 1980 when Perry and Whipple showed a film of a female ejaculating to the SSSS (Society for the Scientific Study of Sex). Martin Weisberg, M.D., a gynecologist at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia responded, "Bull ... I spend half my waking hours examining, cutting apart, putting together, removing, or rearranging female reproductive organs. There is no female prostrate, and women don't ejaculate."

Yet after seeing the film and witnessing the event in person he changed his tune: "The vulva and vagina were normal with no abnormal masses or spots. The urethra was normal. Everything was normal. She then had her partner stimulate her by inserting two fingers into the vagina and stroking along the urethra lengthwise. To our amazement, the area began to swell. It eventually became a firm one by two cm oval area distinctly different from the rest of the vagina. In a few moments the subject seemed to perform a Valsalva maneuver (bearing down as if starting to defecate) and seconds later several cc's of milky fluid shot out the urethra. The material analysis described in the paper (Perry & Whipple's) is correct, its composition was closest to prostatic fluid".

Fluid Characteristics

The ejaculate is very much like prostrate fluid. It is usually clear, or milky and as thin as water. It does not have the look, smell or taste of urine. It is almost odorless. The taste varies, depending on the time of the month and diet, and possibly other factors, such as amount of stimulation received prior to ejaculating or time since the last ejaculation. It can vary from an almost honey sweet, sour, bitter, or a combination of these tastes.

Even though it is ejaculated from the urethra, it is most definitely not urine. It is absolutely impossible to pee during a orgasm unless there is a weak pubococcygeus muscle. This is very important, and it is important for the female and her partner to both understand this. The pubococcygeus muscle contracts when terminating a stream of urine, and is the muscle which contracts during orgasm. This contraction helps prevent retrograde ejaculation (ejaculation back into the bladder), and of course prevents the bladder from draining during orgasm.

Problems Women have Ejaculating

I think there are two major problems women face that prevents them from the immensely enjoyable experience of ejaculation. They are the female's mental attitude, and their partners inability or unwillingness to spend the time and effort during lovemaking and to learn the necessary techniques. We will address both of these problems and the solutions here.

The ejaculation is done through the urethra. This is the same tube that is used for urination. It is located outside the vagina, between it and the clitoris. The fluid is water like, and non- lubricating. In no way does ejaculation improve the chances of conceiving, it offers no lubrication, and is dumped outside of the vagina. The only conceivable purpose of female ejaculation is for pleasure. And the pleasure is intense, in many cases far surpassing the best orgasm's. Often ejaculation takes place during both a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm (yes there are two type of orgasms, clitoral and vaginal, but often orgasm is a combination of the two), giving the female extreme pleasure, sort of a triple whammy. Sometimes after ejaculation the female will virtually pass out from the intense feelings.

It can be argued that since the only reason that females can and do ejaculate is for pleasure, then there should be no reason for them to not do so, and as often as they please. It is one of the safer sex acts, since in most cases it can be triggered with fingers alone. Ejaculating from intercourse is more difficult, especially when performed from the missionary position, but still possible.

Preparation Recommendations for the Woman's Partner

Wash hands well. Trim fingernails. Make sure that the thumb, and first two finger nails do not extend past the fingertips. Trimming them as far back as possible would be best. Make sure that there is no dirt or crud under the fingernails.

Place a towel on the bed. A surprising amount of fluid can be released during female ejaculation. Compared to a male it can be like a water cannon instead of a water pistol.

[ramstein]

Really interesting Daty, I especially liked the part about the fluid rushing out with impetus.

[Daty]

I just can't believe it.

All I can visualize is Captain Abham yelling "thar she blows"

[biggod]

No it's not a golden shower. She actually ejaculated and I know it's not urine. You guys really got to try to believe it. Must guys goal is to make a girl cum and when she does cum you will know cause the cum is white just like men's.

[ew]

njfinelady

[larry1017]

EW Whats njfinelady?Thanks

[ew]

shorewife in another life?

[blacklash]

That RAINWOMAN series, whoa that was some stuff to watch. Guys - I highly suggest renting at least one of them. I think #9 is my favorite, but hey, that's me. Anyway, most of the movies do slow-mo so you can see it - its really weird. Just rent it. Enjoy.

[HardLawyer]

Gentlemen:

In the great State of New Jersey we are blessed with the presence of a prolific squirter, Jo. She has a club on Yahoo, "Sexy Squirter's Lounge." She also has a website with free pics, but you can join as a member also. Occasionally she throws a party wherein many may partake in her gift. Shooters in Union is often the initial gathering place. She will then select a few lucky souls to accompany her to a "secure location" (next to Dick Cheney perhaps) where they all experience this phenomenon. And, by all accounts, she really is a very pleasant person and a joy to just hang with. Check her out if you have the opportunity.

HL

[jras]

Originally posted by biggod
No it's not a golden shower. She actually ejaculated and I know it's not urine. You guys really got to try to believe it. Must guys goal is to make a girl cum and when she does cum you will know cause the cum is white just like men's.

Then she has "crypt orchids" (abdominal testes) and seminal vesicles; in other words, she is a guy on the inside. There are no parts of the female anatomy other than the urinary bladder that can produce copious amounts of fluid. Maybe it's just a bad yeast infection.

[bfl13]

HL.--- do you have the name for that squirter club? i tried to find it under the "sexy squirter" but there was none listed.

[biggod]

Sorry dude but you got the wrong wife. shorewife does squirt but that's not her club in yahoo and she doesn't hang out at shooters. The founder of the club on yahoo is a different wife that squirts. I think I will write her a email to see if we can get together.

[HardLawyer]

1. I know the shorewife is not Jo the "Sexy Squirter." I never said that they are one in the same. Merely made a point that there is an exemplary squirter out there, with a gift similar to shorewife.

2. Jo's website is "www.sexysquirter.com". Yahoo has ceased listing the adult clubs in its index.

3. For all you doubters out there, just do a search in www.google.com for "female ejaculation". It is real, it does exist, despite the lack of male genitalia. I'm not saying it's semen but it is not urine either. Quite the riddle of the sphinx I suppose.

HL

[HardLawyer]

http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/sexysquirterslounge

above is the web address for her Yahoo club. You need to be a yahoo member to gain access, then join the club to get full view.

HL

[domg98]

what is a housewife?

[Slinky Bender]

It's an appliance that you screw on the bed to get the housework done.