Lolly Pops

[Michelle Aston]

Lolly Pops:

Let's see if you UG guys can handle some serious pro cum inhaling nastyness with me and my gf for one day. Its all about cumming hard, not about endurance, and no MSOG. You get in, shoot and leave with your knees trembling. Don't even think of using our towels, but unlimited babywipes are included in the session fee ;-)

$100 hj - $150 bj. Steamy two-girl action. Pay by the pop only.

Midtown West
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Hours are 3pm until 3am

sluttylicious@gmail.com

[Sidekicks]

a link would be nice or an ad :)

[Michelle Aston]

This is your ad. Don't confuse us with the high dollar hotties. xoxo

[DaveNJ]

This is your ad. Don't confuse us with the high dollar hotties. xoxo

Well a pic, or at the very least a description of you and your GF would be nice.

[Michelle Aston]

This is for my gf and I to increase my BJ skills for porn.
This will never ahppen again, take it or leave it, it is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

http://www.eros-ny.com/files/la-michelle146-michelle1.htm

[Thorn]

......

[Thorn]

This is your ad. Don't confuse us with the high dollar hotties. xoxo

I've taken note of you on OMP.

Please see follow up contact to address given.

[Michelle Aston]

Yes, I have taken note of you too Thorn.

[Thorn]

Yes, I have taken note of you too Thorn.


Hmmmmmm...

[chuckling good naturedly]

[redleg609]

Michelle, great art!

[Michelle Aston]

Thanks Redleg, it is quite colorful, and I like to tell little kids its a scratch-n-sniff sticker. Gets them wide eyed and giggling every time.

5 of my movies were just released, so after this event, you may never get this chance again.

The cock clock is ticking boys, so get out your references, shave those nuts, and whip out the breath mints, because it *lollypop action*, and we take it to the hilt!

[Traderdave]

CBJ or BBBJ???

Need a spitoon?

[greyfox]

What'll you do with slow cummers(retarded ejaculaters just didn't look right)Will it be "your seven minutes is almost up,honey" or are you truly up to the challenge you'll deal with at the major league level?How about paying for MSOGs?What do you think we are here,a bunch of quick poppin' cheapskates?

[UG Staff]

Obviously.

[Michelle Aston]

What do you think we are here,a bunch of quick poppin' cheapskates?Absolutely. Exactly why I chose to post here. PS. retarded ejaculators are most welcome. We are scheduling by the 1/2 hour to leave plenty of time to brush our teeth in between. And if you think you can hold out... best of luck to ya. How about paying for MSOGs?PBTPO period. If you want two, make two appointments...if there are any left by the time you make up your mind :)

[Michelle Aston]

Oh yes, and before you salute yourself and your country, don't forget to vote for me, the hottest girl in porn. Thanks!

http://www.thehottestgirlinporn.com/contestant.php?id=72

--Michelle Aston

[Michelle Aston]

Thank you (you "quick-poppin' cheapskates") for your handsome response to my ad. We do still have some slots open (so to speak.) If you did not hear back from me it is because your ****** read something like "Gimme da info, period". Feel free to try again.

[jp1064]

Nice ink hun!

[Michelle Aston]

I swear it tastes better than it looks. :-D~

[treborny]

I swear it tastes better than it looks. :-D~
I look forward to seeing if that is true.

[Michelle Aston]

Well, well well...it seems a few of you waited till the last minute to book your slutty little slots. We shall see how many we can stuff, but as I told ya before, ya snooze ya lose.

To those that are about to rock: WE SALUTE YOU!

[Thorn]

Sorry Michelle. All I saw of your add was the original ****** I contacted you at and a number in London to book though with an international dialing code [011]. The 'tick-tock' response was less than I had hoped for and my time table to stringent to play games.

I need a confirmed, preferably local, point of contact and dependable communication. When it looks like that isn't possible I move on.

That doesn't mean I don't wish you well. I do. Have a happy and maybe, if there is a next time, etc and so forth. If not... well, life moves on too doesn't it. It is the nature of the beast.

Again, well wishes.

[henreylee]

Same here Michell, I wish it could have happened. But your strict ID / Verification / First born's name ect was just too much for me. some mongers dont like giving out all the personal info you wanted, Sorry.

Good luck

[Michelle Aston]

Thorn when I said earlier that I had taken note of you, you should have known I knew *all* about you already.

XOXO BABY

[Michelle Aston]

Henreylee,

I can understand you don't like our methods, but you would have loved our madness. We just came up for air between 2 two lollpops and a snowball.

[Thorn]

Thorn when I said earlier that I had taken note of you, you should have known I knew *all* about you already.

XOXO BABY

Truly? Curious notion that. I don't profess to know "all" about anyone.

[kcdark]

for reasons like this i need to check this board more often