Bill Furniture
11-27-2001, 04:51 AM
Blind Man Walking
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he
arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is
big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to
visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got
a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After
a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom
was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over
and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
don't flush!"
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he
arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is
big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to
visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got
a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs
are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After
a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom
was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over
and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
don't flush!"