I don't beleive this...

[Eye Won]

Hmm... No posts here.....and something huge has happened..
This is odd.....
What is it you ask?

I will give you 3 guesses.....

1. Rufus will probably be mad at me If I disclose this info.
2. You have to be a C.C.M.F.(Certified Cheap Mother Fucker)
to visit this establishment.
3. Got off 3x, 3 girls, one night, all for the low, low price of
$150.00.

Most of you will get this.....

Imperialone................FUCKING HAPPY AND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ew]

episodes?

[Crazyphingers]

where can such a place be??? Help a horny newbie out

[20]

Contact info?

[Bill Furniture]

What you talkin about imp?

[ramstein]

Come on, out with it. Share some good tidings in this rather sad holiday season.

[jgd]

Was there tonight, got off 2x with 2 different girls for $100

[Bill Furniture]

You can't keep a good place closed.

[Crazyphingers]

Hey its not nice to keep secrets. Please let us know where such a place is

[bfl13]

Please give us all an early holiday present......

[ny_dc_bl]

Give it up! I need the info!

[ciscook]

come on!
How about some info on this.

[mij317]

Guys,

I hate to say it, but if Imperialone is talking about the place I think he is talking about, noone is going to give that information up on a public board and they probably won't do it offboard via e-mail.

Its the kind of place where someone must trust you to bring you in, and even then, I've seen people get turned away at the door because they "didn't look right".

Ill put it to you this way, I would not bring anyone there unless I knew them well enough to vouch for them (and please, don't offer to pay for my session as I've seen such offers before on UG and it doesn't work).

My advice, get to know someone on the board in an offboard environment (no, not me, I don't even know where the new location is). Thats what worked for me in the past.

Good luck!

[Crazyphingers]

While jealous as hell, I do understand where you may be comming from, however if this is the case, why even post it here on this board? Is it just to brag??

[Eye Won]

If you read at the end of my message, I said, some of you will get this. I was just letting the people who already knew of the place, that is was re-opened.
There was a time when I scheduled trips to Episodes to bring people in. That was awhile ago when we still had the UG get-togethers. So thats the story, wasn't trying to be an asshole, just trying to let some of the people know...

Imperialone....OUT!!!!

[Crazyphingers]

I did not mean to seem like a jerk. Thanks for the clarification. Hopefully oneday I too can be shown the wonders of such a place as this.

[ew]

Strange.

Those that would know, already know.

Those that won't can't get in.

[justbill]

Su casa, mi casa.

[Ozzy]

the info will probably be up on jag......


do a search on UG for episodes. theres plenty of info on them here. i thought there was even a phone # but i'm not sure. try searching felicia (my wife).

[Eye Won]

What up Ozzy...
Yeah, Felicia is still around.....thank goodness.....

Imperialone..........OUT!!!!!!!!!

[Slinky Bender]

"try searching felicia"

Yup, I'll bet I1 has already done that this week.......:rolleyes:

[bfl13]

searched for felicia but did not find any info other than it being close to the east side. is there any other way to find the address for an attempt to get entry?

[Thorn]

Alright, before the newbies loose their minds... :)

Guys, its not the be all and end off of getting laid. Its not the lotusland of johndom.

Its basically a spanish house on a slightly larger scale.

The providers range from haggered to sort of pretty, but haggered. Its $40-$50 bucks in and out quickie.

You aren't missing all that much. Its just the best of the quick suck and fucks, is all.

I use to go there when I was a kid, and that was a couple of decades ago. So its been around for ages.

I haven't been there more then 15 years because quickies aren't what I am into. [Mind you, we are literally talking 10-15 minutes here]

So, yes, you are not likely to get in unless they know you, or you have un grande testículos. But that fact is not something to feel all that upset about. :)

[bfl13]

Certainly not getting upset about it but wouldnt mind swinging by to try before heading out for a night in NYC if it is convenient to get to .

[Thorn]

Well, as pointed out, its location and other vitals aren't about to be posted out in the open. Those who favor it keep its secrets jealously, and frankly, I can't blame them.

So, if you truly want to go there, get to know someone here and get them to trust you enought to take you.

[Thorn]

Here's a throw out to all the really old school customers of the place in question.

When Sylvia was splitting time between seeing customers and being at the reception desk, what color did she wear that let you know she was available?

Bonus question: What was her famous [infamous?] line she would say every time she finished a session?

You can answer this, you are OLD SCHOOL. :)

[Troutman]

To quote my favorite sailor,

"I yam wat I yam."

[Thorn]

Nope.

[Woody]

I can barely remember the name of the provider I saw last week. You expect me to remember the name of a woman I may (or may not) have met ten years ago?

Was she the pleasent girl with absolutely no booty?

You might also want to mention to the newbies that not all the girls there habla the ingles.

When they were on west 20th, I use to go once a week.

Nowadays, once per location, just to say hello (and I missed the last one.)

Woody
on the FAN

[Rufus Moses]

Epiderm? Epicenter? Epiphenomena?

I have no idea about what any of you are talking about...

I know naut-tink...

signed,

Sgt. Shultz

[Slinky Bender]

Oh...so that's what they mean by "Epi-lady"......

[pinga]

Thorn,you got me on that one. But if I not mistaken Jackie was one of the old stanbys when they were at the Luxor Baths on w.46 st.

[Thorn]

Well, Pinga got the location right. They were there for years. Tough part was in order to get upstairs you had to pass the frightening TV's out front when you came in or left. Some really scary souls.

OK, the answers to the questions are:

Q: When Sylvia was splitting time between seeing customers and being at the reception desk, what color did she wear that let you know she was available?

Sylvia let it be known to all the regulars not to bother her unless she was wearing RED. Any other color meant she was working the desk that day and not available. I guess she just got tired of dealing with all the requests, as she was one of the most popular girls there at the time.

Bonus question: What was her famous [infamous?] line she would say every time she finished a session?

A: Veritably Sylvia, as she disattached what ever body part was engaging the now spent client's coverd penis would say: "That ought to hold you for awhile."

[pitman_nyc]

Being the scum that I am - I am hereby declaring myself open to barter, cash payments or any other means of compensation in offering you access to Episodes. I'm a regular and I believe I'd be able to get you in - for the right price. So, either provide an intro. for me into a place that I can't get to, haven't gotten into yet, or offer me sufficient funds for a couple of sessions at Episodes. Basically, I'm just looking for something in return, not necessarily $$.

However, here's a couple of requirements. 1) Discretion/privacy is important to me as well as my time. So, I'm limited as to when I can provide this intro. Evenings are out and they open at 4pm, so you can guess when we'd meet. 2) I'd have to get to know you slightly, in case we're asked any questions, so some information on your part will be required. 3) Assuming you get in, I'd suggest a second, perhaps even a third visit (no, not with me...) in a 7 day span, so they remember your face and won't give you a hard time on subsequent visits. 4) You must be punctual. I won't wait around if you're not there, I've got other business to will need attending to and will gladly go in without you. 5) You will need some sort of track record of posting valuable reviews here, or in other places.

If you feel comfortable with the above, drop me an email (pitman_nyc@yahoo.com) and we'll see what we can work out.

[pinga]

Thorn, tell me if I'm wrong but Sylvia was a robust frizzy haired redhead who gave the worst possible BJ in which she scraped your penis with her teeth, and this was before the use of condoms was in vogue.

[hobbymaster]

pinga, apirl from bonnie's was at episodes yesterday.

[tomatch]

Originally posted by imperialone
Hmm... No posts here.....and something huge has happened..
This is odd.....
What is it you ask?

I will give you 3 guesses.....

1. Rufus will probably be mad at me If I disclose this info.
2. You have to be a C.C.M.F.(Certified Cheap Mother Fucker)
to visit this establishment.
3. Got off 3x, 3 girls, one night, all for the low, low price of
$150.00.

Most of you will get this.....

Imperialone................FUCKING HAPPY AND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEE - maybe you can start a "Those in the know of Episodes" thread to replace the "Gold Members Only thread"... put up or shut up - this is a public forum. Save your inside info. for backchannel posts - don't stuff it in the face of the curious and unitiated.

[hobbymaster]

For those who want episodes' number, just put a review into jag and you will get the number in an august incall review. Call the number and lie your way in. They are located in the heart of the fashion district.

[bfl13]

whats jag?

[Thorn]

She was a medium built, busty, red head who gave an adequete BJ. The thing was, if she liked you, she would get on cowgirl and buck like a bronco.

When you're young you think that's sexy.

[duh]

[Ozzy]

John B's Action Guide.


it's a pay review site. www.jaginfo.net

[un4given]

I dont understand why we need to keep discussing this establishment in a public forum. Granted, newbies got a right to know about this. We should post the info for them. But if the string contains 41 posts on the subject, any moron in blue would take notice.

Sure, they know about these places before we do. But if they are kept out of mainstream discussion, they will never bother.

To those that choose to listen -- thank you. To those that don't -- i cant force ya, so please dont bother to reply why I am wrong and so on -- we had that discussion previously, and I don't enjoy flame wars. i wont mention this anymore.

[Eye Won]

Number one.....
I posted this just to let the regulars know that Episodes re-opened.
Number two....
I really posted this to get under Rufus's skin. It has been a long going argument with me and him....
and if your a newbie and feel left out Im sorry....I been around this board for a long time and wasn't trying to be an asshole,
and Tomatch please spare me. I will post any info. I want here.

Imperialone.............OUT!!!!!!!!

[tomatch]

Originally posted by imperialone
Number one.....
I posted this just to let the regulars know that Episodes re-opened.
Number two....
I really posted this to get under Rufus's skin. It has been a long going argument with me and him....
and if your a newbie and feel left out Im sorry....I been around this board for a long time and wasn't trying to be an asshole,
and Tomatch please spare me. I will post any info. I want here.

Imperialone.............OUT!!!!!!!!

Not flaming - not complaining. No offense intended IMP - we agree this IS a public forum so of course you're free to post any info you want. Problem is you didn't post any info. that could be useful. You're just teasing most of us - and admitedly you were doing this to get to Rufus. Just my $0.02 but you don't need to make the rest of us salivate. Am I jealous? YES - but on the other hand, you've been a good source of info. all around. Really - I'm not getting on your case. Just a touch of envy. Thanks for all your contributions in the past. When I get seriously re-activated in this hobby I hope to be as forthcoming as you. But for now, I'm convalescing (sp?) from major surgery and have been afflicted with a serious injury for some time. I'll still lurk and post on stuff I can partake in, i.e. strip clubs and maybe soon MP's. Seriously - I appreciate you and all the other info. givers since I've been more of a taker and lurker - I've hobbied vicariously through the likes of you. Hopefully I'll be back w/in the next 2 -3 months.

[nycjohn25]

Imperialone: is there reopening location the same as there old location?

THanks,

[Eye Won]

They opened in a different location....
and Tomatch......sorry about the mis-understanding...

Imperialone.....OUT!!!!!

[Slinky Bender]

"They opened in a different location.... "

Sort of.........

[Rufus Moses]

FWIW they've been forced to close...AGAIN....in record time...

There are various theories as to why they've had so much trouble in the last year or two...

But unprec****ted unwanted internet exposure surely doesn't help...

[PistlPete]

This is just my opinion as I have nothing to back this up with, but I think unwanted internet attention as a factor in their difficulties is over-rated. The think their problem has more to do with other tenants in their building.

[pitman_nyc]

I'm sure they can find something reasonably accomodating around the wall street area, these days....

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by PistlPete
This is just my opinion as I have nothing to back this up with, but I think unwanted internet attention as a factor in their difficulties is over-rated. The think their problem has more to do with other tenants in their building.

Without re-hashing the prior argument....this time Iwould state with almost absolute surety that it was not the issue.

[Eye Won]

Grand Opening........Grand Closing............
I knew that location would never work.....
Hey Slinky, did you even get a chance to go....

Imperialone..........OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slinky Bender]

once.

[un4given]

Maybe they need a change of strategy. This unmarked office thing just stands out for any neighbors concerned with strange men always in the elevator going to the same floor.
WHat about a dental office setting? Real Estate setting? Hell a bar with a back...... anything that will serve a purpose... at least on the facade.
Maybe a LES or Chelsea location would mean a bit less exposure too... with same accessibility.

[ew]

At this rate they would be better off if they let anyone in, they'd probably last longer.

[pinga]

Well, did they re-open?