Favorite one liners at you typical AMP [Archive]

Daty

11-21-2001, 05:40 AM

"oh you very big, I'm scared"

"you soooooo big"

"oh, your hurt me'

' you strong man"

"why you no cum?"

zipper

11-21-2001, 05:50 AM

yeh theyre such liars

tommynj

11-21-2001, 06:21 AM

"You're in great shape, you work out?" Yeah, 10 years & 50lbs ago!!!

Bill Furniture

11-21-2001, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by tommynj
"You're in great shape, you work out?"

Tell them, "Yeah, wanna see my muscle?"

justme

11-21-2001, 07:24 AM

"I am from Japan"
"25"
"First week"
"You're special, I don't usually do this"
"Ooooh, I'm coming. You come, too?"
"Oh, please come faster, it makes me so horny"
"No, no rushing"
"I'm so horny"
"You are so handsome"
"Oh baby, I miss you so much"

Oh god, this could go on forever.

Slinky Bender

11-21-2001, 08:57 AM

"You're in great shape"

yeah.....round.

jaypgee

11-21-2001, 09:00 AM

Lest we forget:

"normally, I charge $___ for doing this."

...uh-huh...

clyde

11-21-2001, 10:31 AM

How old you? 20?

Skin like baby

ramstein

11-21-2001, 10:33 AM

How about, " You ass taste like pumpkin pie"

One for the season....

demon69

11-21-2001, 10:38 AM

how this. "ooh so much (cum)"

Troutman

11-21-2001, 11:20 AM

When I don't cum right away, they say

"You so strong!"

Japoman

11-21-2001, 11:30 AM

I had one girl ask me "You touch so soft! Do you trick?"

HUH?

agingpunk

11-21-2001, 11:49 AM

"Please cum soon..ok?"
"Next time you come I give you young girl...ok!"

Jarhead

11-21-2001, 03:39 PM

And for all the AMP Tip signs as your trying to squirrel out the door: Oh, so sorry..... I thought TIP-PING was a city in China.

Crazyphingers

11-23-2001, 09:30 AM

"just with hand, OK"

"sucky sucky"

"why you no cum yet"

jgd

11-23-2001, 10:27 AM

"me love you long time"

Troutman

11-23-2001, 02:55 PM

" Just for you, baby! "

sharked

11-23-2001, 02:59 PM

one liner i give them

"i've been here before"

Troutman

11-23-2001, 06:10 PM

"Who you see?"
"Amber"
"Oh, Okay!"

MrNY

11-23-2001, 06:12 PM

that my father fought in the Korean War and that they owe me...

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* Note: This only works if they are from South Korea...

Bill Furniture

11-23-2001, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by MrNY
that my father fought in the Korean War and that they owe me...

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* Note: This only works if they are from South Korea...

How can you tell?

Slinky Bender

11-23-2001, 11:30 PM

They speak with a Korean drawl ?

Their Kimche has grits in it ?

They serve chicken fried bulgogi ?

They have catfish sushi ?

They put Kochu Jang on their mud bugs ?

ScottieDS

11-24-2001, 07:09 AM

What do you guys mean?

They weren't telling the truth when they said those things?

Troutman

11-24-2001, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by slinkybender
They speak with a Korean drawl ?

Their Kimche has grits in it ?

They serve chicken fried bulgogi ?

They have catfish sushi ?

They put Kochu Jang on their mud bugs ?

Reminds me of a girl I dated for a while that was half Korean, Half Scottish.

She stir fried Haggis.

MrNY

11-24-2001, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by Bill Furniture

How can you tell?

That's a good question - But, I will tell you this - You WILL know it, once you've said it...

AND of course, if you follow SB's tell-tale subtle hints..