lamont5123
10-09-2005, 01:25 PM
A good pal called me last night as I was dropping a young dancer friend of mine off at her Queens club.
I wasn't planning on hanging out.
But we agreed to meet, even though I was in Brooklyn and he lives in the Bronx.
I consider my friend, R, a Bronx version of Gavycrav, because I have witnessed some of his exploits in strip clubs.
Well, maybe not an exact replica, since Gavy seems to really put the x in excitement.
But close enough for me. Of course, maybe I need to get out more.
Anyway, despite the raging storm Saturday night, I headed out to the Bronx, we met up and headed down to Al's Mr. Wedge in Hunt's Point.
I always enjoyed myself at the Wedge, since the girls were mostly Latina, thin to medium built and quite friendly, even though they seem to pester you every 10 minutes for a LD.
But when we frequented the Wedge about two years ago, it was filthy.
I was afraid to pee there. It was dark, the front door man was missing teeth and one of the women bartenders looked like she could be a linebacker for the Bears.
I was surprised by how much they cleaned it up. You can actually see the floor now. You can see the tiles in the bathroom. They have soap, paper towels and even toilet paper.
The talent was mostly AA women, ranging from caramel to deep chocolate, petite, tall and thin to thick and to God Damn, look at 'dat azz.
I waited until two Latinas showed up.
One is named Jackie, 5'5", dark hair, has to be 36C. She has nice eyes, is friendly and not money hungry at all.
The other one is a blonde, can't tell if the drapes match the carpet because she keeps herself shaven.
I forget the blonde's name, but she is about 5'7", nice body, about a 36B, but they look great in her bikini tops. She's been there for three years, looks tired at some moments, but still a looker.
This girl has lips like Angelina Jolie, which is why I suspect she can hustle the cash as well as she does.
I did not get a LD, since the Wedge demands you pay $10 to a security guard to go behind a Big Screen TV for some privacy. Another $20 goes to the girl.
Without the payoff to the SG, you get your LD in the club proper, glaring lights and all.
The good news is that some of the women seem to make side deals, something I rarely considered in this place.
Again, since I was not planning on going out that night, I just tipped a dollar here and there. Well, actually, more than a few dollars here and there.
But I got three pairs of mostly exposed breasts in my face for that.
I had a nice time, except for when one dancer marched up to me as I was sitting at the bar and practically demanded a tip. I wasn't feeling her so I ignored her.
This nut had the nerve to stroll by 5 minutes later and punch me in the arm.
And then offer to fight me five minutes after that.
If I had 200 singles, I would not have given her one.
Maybe some of you may feel I was wrong for not tipping her, but I believe that if I'm not enamored with a dancer, I don't have to tip.
I just don't disrepect them by rolling my eyes or turning my back.
Anyway, I know this is nowhere near as entralling as the posts I regularly read on here, but give me time.
If I find some more interesting places to frequent, then I should have some more entertaining nights.
I wasn't planning on hanging out.
But we agreed to meet, even though I was in Brooklyn and he lives in the Bronx.
I consider my friend, R, a Bronx version of Gavycrav, because I have witnessed some of his exploits in strip clubs.
Well, maybe not an exact replica, since Gavy seems to really put the x in excitement.
But close enough for me. Of course, maybe I need to get out more.
Anyway, despite the raging storm Saturday night, I headed out to the Bronx, we met up and headed down to Al's Mr. Wedge in Hunt's Point.
I always enjoyed myself at the Wedge, since the girls were mostly Latina, thin to medium built and quite friendly, even though they seem to pester you every 10 minutes for a LD.
But when we frequented the Wedge about two years ago, it was filthy.
I was afraid to pee there. It was dark, the front door man was missing teeth and one of the women bartenders looked like she could be a linebacker for the Bears.
I was surprised by how much they cleaned it up. You can actually see the floor now. You can see the tiles in the bathroom. They have soap, paper towels and even toilet paper.
The talent was mostly AA women, ranging from caramel to deep chocolate, petite, tall and thin to thick and to God Damn, look at 'dat azz.
I waited until two Latinas showed up.
One is named Jackie, 5'5", dark hair, has to be 36C. She has nice eyes, is friendly and not money hungry at all.
The other one is a blonde, can't tell if the drapes match the carpet because she keeps herself shaven.
I forget the blonde's name, but she is about 5'7", nice body, about a 36B, but they look great in her bikini tops. She's been there for three years, looks tired at some moments, but still a looker.
This girl has lips like Angelina Jolie, which is why I suspect she can hustle the cash as well as she does.
I did not get a LD, since the Wedge demands you pay $10 to a security guard to go behind a Big Screen TV for some privacy. Another $20 goes to the girl.
Without the payoff to the SG, you get your LD in the club proper, glaring lights and all.
The good news is that some of the women seem to make side deals, something I rarely considered in this place.
Again, since I was not planning on going out that night, I just tipped a dollar here and there. Well, actually, more than a few dollars here and there.
But I got three pairs of mostly exposed breasts in my face for that.
I had a nice time, except for when one dancer marched up to me as I was sitting at the bar and practically demanded a tip. I wasn't feeling her so I ignored her.
This nut had the nerve to stroll by 5 minutes later and punch me in the arm.
And then offer to fight me five minutes after that.
If I had 200 singles, I would not have given her one.
Maybe some of you may feel I was wrong for not tipping her, but I believe that if I'm not enamored with a dancer, I don't have to tip.
I just don't disrepect them by rolling my eyes or turning my back.
Anyway, I know this is nowhere near as entralling as the posts I regularly read on here, but give me time.
If I find some more interesting places to frequent, then I should have some more entertaining nights.