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madvex
07-31-2005, 11:39 AM
This is part 1 of 2 due to the 6000 char restriction on posts:

After hearing about his place from a friend, I decided to take the trip last night from CNJ out to Burlington and get the 411 for myself (and my fellow UGers).

Date/Time of visit: Fri. 07/30 - 11:45pm to closing.

Location: Easy access from Exit 6 off the NJTP, onto 130 south - about 3 miles down on the right (just past a Honda dealership) and right before another SC which I forget the name of (Club Risque maybe??). There's an AMP in this area too, but I can't recall the name of that either.. oh well - I burnt that cell.

Cover Charge: $15.00 - The place is BYOB but not nude (strange) the girls dance topless with Gs. A $15.00 cover at the door gets ya 2 "free", non-alcoholic beverages (they give you 2 drink tickets). If you bring your own bottle(s), they will ice it and serve it for ya.

Physical layout: Rectangular room. Rectangular bar with with a square raised platform with polls. Lap/Private Dance rooms are located along the left side wall and at the back. The bar was packed and it was difficult to find a seat. Many people standing along the left side wall waiting for dancers to emerge from the private rooms there and the stage area.

Clientele: The place was full of mostly young migrant worker types (looked to be numerous Brazilians and Mexicans in this bunch), a good smattering of blue collar Joes, a few well dressed types (me included) and a few thugs/wanna-be thungs. Overall, everyone fits in, but a business suit would probably not be in order. Daytime may be different.

Dancers: 2 dancers at a time on stage with about a 15-20 min. interval. I arrived just before 12am and spent most of my time getting dances so I could not get a full guage of all the talent. But, from my few hours there I'd say the average was 5 with a few outliers on either end. The low end ones were trully hurting looking old saggies w/ weathered faces and bodies - uggh.. why do these women still dance! The other end of the spectrum were a few young-uns (early 20s) with beautiful smiles and hot bods. LOTS of Brazilians, a few ruskies/chechs and a sprinkling of americans.

Dollar Parade: There wasn't one. Not one girl came to me while on stage for a tip. They prefer to come around the outside for some touchy, feely, tippy action more than from the stage side and even this was not out of control. During the "around the bar parade" they also hit you up for dances (of course). None were pushy about it though, they took "No thanks" for an answer and easily were moved along. If you want them to stay, a dollar interval on your part gets you all the feeling up and flashing you want barside including a bit of warm-up HR (always a good sign for potential private room material).

Ambience: There is none. Standard smokey SC. Usual flashing lights (but not in your face). Not too much black light. The music is standard SC fare w/ no annoying DJ rap and not overly loud.

Private Dances: $30.00 per dance - All dances are performed in an enclosed room w/ door - totally private. I did not see a common room or any other type of dance areas available. Overall, it seemed they have 6 or 7 of these rooms for dances. In most rooms are a couch, lamp, mirrored walls/cieling, air filter (LOL), and - get this - tissues and a garbage can! (At least they try to keep the floor clean from cum rags and the air smelling like, well.. a strip club and not a bookstore peep booth).

Private Dance Payment: No dealing with the house in terms of dance payment, just pay the girl. The girl gives the house mama her name and gets assigned a room before the dance, but all transactions are between you and the dancer. Dances are timed by the management (not the girl), they tell you over an intercom when the dance is up and the next one is beginning - Stay and pay, or blow and go. Average 4 min. per dance.

Mileage: First, the disclaimer we all know and love: YMMV.
I tested a few of the outlier better looking ones and a couple middle of the roaders (all Brazilians). As always, the more average girls do more and it seemed the menu was pretty open and negotiable. As soon as you get in the room the tops come off, bottoms off or to the side by dance 2, touching, insertion, etc. was no issue with most. With the better looking ones it was the usual grind and some tittie in the face but only over the pants HR action. The average ones got nude immediately, down with the zipper by dance 2, HJ on the tits and chin with some prison lube, dirty talk and attempted LFK (which I turn away from) by dance 3. Most were also very pliable in terms of how you wanted them to move, and/or see them posed or positioned.

Post Dance Tip: No tip was asked for or expected. The over the pants girls I gave nothing to. The better girls I gave $20.00 and $30.00 extra to respectively and depending upon the action. The 2nd one took my load like a trooper on her tits and seemed to love it, so $30 to her was no issue. The $20 girl I posed in numerous porn-mag positions and basically did whatever I wanted to short of shooting on her.

..... continued in Part 2 .....

madvex
07-31-2005, 11:40 AM
..... Part 2 of 2 .....

Overall: Fun can be had here, but this SC is definitely NOT a cheap thrill. So, if you don't have the cash, you may be better off visiting the AMP down the street or sticking to the Cheap Thrills section SCs. However, if you have no issue with the expenditure for dirty fun in this type of setting, then this is a decent place for it. The menu is open and surely much more can be had given the proper alignment of the planets and your choice of girl.

Total expenditure: $377.00 in 2.5 hours.
This is probably 2 times higher than it should be because I had to "try" a few dancers to find what I wanted. Here's the breakdown:
Cover: $15.00
Dances: 10 @ $30.00 = $300.00
Tips: $62.00 (2 post dance tips ($20.00 and $30.00), $2.00 to the barmaid for getting me a drink quickly, and $10.00 to girls on the around the bar parade).

Things to watch out for:
1) Many of the Brazilian girls speak very litle english, so speaking portuguese surely helps in this venue and will get you much further.
2) Girls don't ask for tips, but they also don't do "much" until you are 2 or 3 dances into a private session - a $90.00 dance is probably the minimum to see any real action. So.. It's best to negotiate some fun immediately during the first dance.

If anyone else hits this place, has recommendations for days, times, dancers, or has info on action during day shifts, share the 411.

Happy Hunting!
-VeXXX

JIMYDR
07-31-2005, 12:51 PM
$377??
Wow!!!!!

hunter69
07-31-2005, 03:18 PM
There is a thread on this place in the Southern Jersey board. Daytimes are usually higher mileage. But if you try it on a rainy thursday or friday it is asshole to elbow in the place. All the construction guys with the day off hit it up. I try to work it out on the first Private dance. I forget the chicks name, but it was Billy Joel for a $ tip + the dance fees. One time I got a chick to one of the crappy motels on 130, $$ for whatever I wanted.

madvex
07-31-2005, 06:31 PM
There is a thread on this place in the Southern Jersey board.

Hmm.. I did a search before posting and found side mentions of the club in other threads but no thread devoted to it - else I would have posted in the appropriate place. Sorry about that...

$377??
Wow!!!!!

Yeh, like I said - this is probably 2x what I usually would have spent, but I was on the hunt! :)

madvex
07-31-2005, 06:39 PM
Ok - I see now, I should have searched more.

I searched on "playhouse lounge" and did not get much back. I see now that if I searched only on the word "playhouse" I would have seen the other threads and posted correctly. My bad - sorry for duping.

Anyway.. here's links to the other UG threads:

http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9737&highlight=playhouse

http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21135&highlight=playhouse

http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12129&highlight=playhouse

Blackbeard
08-02-2005, 07:06 AM
I'm not sure if it's a cheap thrill, but I'm pretty sure you can still have fun in the PH for a lot less than $377. For one thing, there's sometimes no cover in the afternoon. One LD is $30 and with many dancers the fun starts right on the first dance, not the second.

One $30 dance, $30-$60 tip, $5-$10 drinks (it's byob), tipping at the bar. You can easily enjoy yourself for $150 or so.