Review: The best BBBJ for men in need of a short break today! $100 - 29

[crzy9nyurmth]

Okay..Actually I met up with the blonde in the picture awhile ago. Yes those pictures are her although last time I met her she sent me different pics that were not. The deal is I didnt post because I was embarrassed, I checked her out on one of the review boards under the ****** address she gave me. Info Didnt show up in NY but did show up in Boston (where she is from). The reviews were mixed so I figured I would try.

Here is her current Cl ad.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/85472885.html

The price was good $100 for 30min. She was late and I had to wait. I should have run away when she told me that she sported the "girl next door" look instead of the "model" look but I waited. Well when she arrived it wasnt too bad she was fat and had glasses but it was passable. Once we got upstairs, it got worse. She got naked and that is when I discovered the clothes she was wearing were holding her together. Yes she was fat and sloppy. Not the F/S I was looking for. She gave good head. Not Great but alright. We switched to Doggie and then I realized she wasnt as FRESH as I would hope. So I quickly stopped, got off the bed; had her kneel in front of me as j/o and shot all over saggy tits. Then I dove in to the shower. I washed carefully and repeatedly.

In the final analysis, she is a normal girl not a crack head or alcoholic, but definately in the wrong business. She can hold a conversation and speaks well enough but her looks dont lend themselves to this business. The reasons I was embarrassed are simple.

1. For the price, I should have known better.
2. I felt used
3. I cant believe I paid for it.

Well atleast I can console myself with the fact that we have all been there.

[jed253]

The pics don't look that bad. Thanks for the heads up!

[vermeer]

This is the type of ho I usually go after. But now I am wiser. The fact is cheap hos are cheap for a reason. The $100 you save off premium snatch, ends up costing you $1000 in mental problems.
I am making a solemn oath to never bang cheap ghetto bitches or fat white porkers again, no matter how cheap the price. By the grace of allah, and muhammad as his prophet, i will only pork fine ass bitches like the ones featured at AATR. and only the top-shelf brazillians. no longisland spics.

[Tony Pepperoni]

...The deal is I didnt post because I was embarrassed...


There's nothing to be embarrassed about here my man. That's the beauty of an anonymous board. I'm so anonymous that I'm not even romotely Italian. Believe me, I've posted some reviews here that I wouldn't even tell my best friends, so I know how bad it feels to bang a nasty broad and pay for it to boot. Now that I think about it, the nastiest looking girls I've banged have been providers. That shit is a definite blow to the ego. Thanks for sharing though. I'll make it a point to avoid this one.

[Pathfinder360]

This is the type of ho I usually go after. But now I am wiser. The fact is cheap hos are cheap for a reason. The $100 you save off premium snatch, ends up costing you $1000 in mental problems.
I am making a solemn oath to never bang cheap ghetto bitches or fat white porkers again, no matter how cheap the price. By the grace of allah, and muhammad as his prophet, i will only pork fine ass bitches like the ones featured at AATR. and only the top-shelf brazillians. no longisland spics.


Porkers need love too. Its all about keeping the price of sushi down. If everyone starts going for the $$ hoes than in less than 3months the $$ hoes will be $$$$ hoes and the $hoes will be $$hoes.

Economics 101 my man. All we have to figure out now is who to nominate as our Crack-porky-Hoe Banger. I nominate Tony.

[Tony Pepperoni]

Listen, I'm sure I can share the cracky-pork-ho-banger title with quite a few of the guys out here. I never set out to bang porky-crack bitches either, it just happens when one shows up at the door and I'm thinking with the smaller drunken head. I think I need to up my price range a little bit and call one of Val's girls.

[beadman]

If you do some good fact finding there are a few really good looking women out there for say $100-$150. You just have to do your homework. If you read my post in another thread I found one on CL she is a keeper. I live on long island and you have to weed through alot of crap that is for sure.
Sometimes the ads WITHOUT pictures are the gems.

[capitan]

Vermeer.....

I hope you've got some heavy bread in your wallet....'cause it's gonna cost you some serious green to fuck that sweet good looking pussy.

Straight ahead,
Capy

[anataben]

I dont know...that pic looks pretty bad to me!

[Dondee]

This is the type of ho I usually go after. But now I am wiser. The fact is cheap hos are cheap for a reason. The $100 you save off premium snatch, ends up costing you $1000 in mental problems.
I am making a solemn oath to never bang cheap ghetto bitches or fat white porkers again, no matter how cheap the price. By the grace of allah, and muhammad as his prophet, i will only pork fine ass bitches like the ones featured at AATR. and only the top-shelf brazillians. no longisland spics.

Where are you going to get the loot to afford AATR caliber bitches? You are on a GI (WWII) pension, no?

[Bigd18]

Where are you going to get the loot to afford AATR caliber bitches? You are on a GI (WWII) pension, no?


More shit comes out of his mouth( vermeer's) than the asses of all the guys on this board when they sit on the throne to take a dump!!!

[Troutman]

I think that some of these overweight, unappealing women go pro because they wouldn't get laid otherwise.

[vermeer]

yes, this is the true irony for all skank pigs.

are you over 40? fat? ugly? can't get laid? have mice living inside your hairy asshole, eating cheese? put up an ad on CL, charging 200 and your phone will be ringing off the hook.

I think that some of these overweight, unappealing women go pro because they wouldn't get laid otherwise.

[jed253]

yes, this is the true irony for all skank pigs.

are you over 40? fat? ugly? can't get laid? have mice living inside your hairy asshole, eating cheese? put up an ad on CL, charging 200 and your phone will be ringing off the hook.


Dude, you should start a biz pimping out cheap ho meat. You write great adds! I am sure your phone would be ringing off the hook.

[BigEl]

I think that some of these overweight, unappealing women go pro because they wouldn't get laid otherwise.

If you put in the time and can weed out guys posing as women, pic collectors and spam, there are plenty of fat girls looking for sex in the Casual Encounters section. I found one who gives me deep throat and AR anytime I want. I've set it up so that she expects me to leave her air condiotioned apartment shortly after I've cum.

Don't get me wrong, I prefer a hot body every time but when I'm going through a personal dry streak and don't have the funds for a good looking ho, I've been known to hook up with a fatty. They usually give very good head.