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poetrenmoshn
03-31-2005, 01:15 AM
Just had to reach out to my fellow UG'ers and give you the skinny on a CL provider who has decided to tap into the Eratic services section. Melanie Hot Independent Hottie.She goes by. First I should tip my hat to slinky for letting me back. I will seriously TRY not to screw up. And as I told you I am here to offer something/s.
Melanie is definitely on the thick side services include CFS CBJ I did'nt venture into DFK or Daty so not sure if was on the menu. Was outcall so I had to pay for shortstay which I will factor in later.

Body=7 Face=6.5 Performance =7.25

Pros: Friendly , energetic , thick but NOT fat, rate was in the Fair range, No rush, accomodating( I asked to shower together for fun & other reasons & she obliged), cbj pretty good

Cons: a little too talkative actually.Was too much into herself at times though talked about being a Model which she is definitely not. Actually kept looking at herself in the mirror during cowgirl and numerous other occasions, she IS a pretty girl not beautiful by any means, but has that sorta Harsh, toughass look. Read some posts later on CL where her and some John Doe were bashingeach other & if memory serves she may have actually posted his license plate # or something. That was'nt cool, If True.
Shortstay=$44
1 large cupojoe =$180
=total damage $224

Overall Provider Ranking[Body+Face+Performance divided by total damage and hit %] OPR =9.27
Which is on the low end of my experiences but definitely not the lowest.

Hope this helps
PS Haven't seen her since November
PSS Melanie if you read this, I just want you to know it was definitely fun, just not that much fun and I have to be honest with the boys here.
PSS was wondering what others thoughts were about the fact that Outcall when you don't have a viable place ends up costing too much(provider charges more, then add the shortstay cost) is why I prefer Incall. Also should I make an allowance for this when I compute the OPR

poetrenmoshn
03-31-2005, 01:23 AM
I am not sure but it seems UG Eratic is now "Ads of Independent & Touring Providers"
Slinky .<<hope any mistakes didn't screw up my contribution you can re-direct or re-enforce as necessary.

vermeer
03-31-2005, 09:04 PM
did her brother steal your hubcaps in the motel parking lot, while you were banging her?

poetrenmoshn
03-31-2005, 10:27 PM
Vermeer
Gota say I wasn't expecting a response from you. But since you're here. Gotta say I've loved you're antics. Keep it coming. Have you really gone ColdTurkey?

kilroywashere
04-01-2005, 12:29 AM
gone cold turkey? he's been a cold turkey for sometime...