REV: "Lauren BBW" a FIVE-STAR whoring experience.

[vermeer]

Lauren advertises on CL (with pics). If you like some meat, and a BIG ass, Lauren is for you.
The service I received was outstanding.
***excellent cocksucker***. Fantastic cunt. The best part: only $100 for 30 min, which is more like an hour.

I have mixed feelings about letting this cat out of the bag.

I'm hoping there will be more reviews shared from you tight-lipped, greedy assholes.

[BigMadM]

how fat was she? YOu talking orca, or just some love handles?

[jras]

Originally posted by BigMadM
how fat was she? YOu talking orca, or just some love handles?
I found her pic. She's REAL big. More fat than meat.

[Monty Burns]

See, now I wasn't saying anything because you know the adage...fat girls are like mopeds. Fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

Vermeer, you are spot on. She sucked me like a champ. I thought my asshole was going to come through the other side.

Shit, now I may have to go see her again.

[BigMadM]

Im only asking the fat question because I dont think Vermeer would have a problem telling us if she is really fat or just beefy.
Ive paid plenty of fat girls to suck my dick, and if shes that good, she might be worth looking into for a quick blow.
(as long as I dont have to lift her belly to expose her twat, its ok with me)
But, 100 bucks for 30 minutes, I dont know.
Ive seen girls that advertise, and can also suck a golf ball thru a garden hose, and their hourlys are 175.
I guess if the 30 minutes goes to 45, its a good deal.

[vermeer]

I'm really not good at estimating weight. Maybe 200-250lb? 300? 400? I really have no idea. Maybe Monty can tell you

The main thing is her cooter was accessable from all positions, and was very tight and juicy. AND, she did not smell!

[vermeer]

This is from a guy who pays $800+hotel room, for 2 hours????


Originally posted by BigMadM
But, 100 bucks for 30 minutes, I dont know.
Ive seen girls that advertise, and can also suck a golf ball thru a garden hose, and their hourlys are 175.
I guess if the 30 minutes goes to 45, its a good deal.

[BigMadM]

I like 20 y/o skinny asses. Its what I pay for.

[BigMadM]

Originally posted by vermeer
This is from a guy who pays $800+hotel room, for 2 hours????

she no showed me btw, and thats the most Ive offered a girl in ages.

[jiffy_squid]

Originally posted by BigMadM
how fat was she? YOu talking orca?

LOL.
That's the funniest shit I've heard all week. And after Tuesday, I really needed to laugh.

[Lovelylauren]

First of all I would like to thank Vermeer, for his review. I am glad you had a good session with me. I love to suck cock. I have made it a life long pursuit to hone my technique. For those of you, that are calling me an orca, I don't think it is very nice. However boys will be boys, and I know you are just shooting the breeze. I am a BBW, I advertise as BBW, either you like it or you don't. I am 5'11", and about 230-240. I have 38DD breasts, and a very large rounded ass. I did not ask you to come and see me, if I am not your cup of tea. Also, I wanted to let you know that I do an oral quickie special with one release for 75. Quite reasonable, if oral is all that you are looking for. I would like to know who it was that I was a no show for. Sometimes, if people arrive late, I cannot see them. I am truly sorry, if I missed you, due to something within my control. I wish you all well, just wanted to let you know what was on my mind, XOXO, Lauren.

[robnotbob]

Originally posted by BigMadM
,
(as long as I dont have to lift her belly to expose her twat, its ok with me)
.

I was listening to Stern on Friday and I believe this is called a "gunt".

[BigMadM]

I asked vermeer for an accurate description Lauren.
There is a big difference to me if a girl is a little beefy, or if she weighs 320 lbs.
Nobody called you any names. You misread what was posted.
I simply asked if you had love handles, or were just the size of a whale.
I find it funny though, that my use of the word orca disturbed you, but vermeers use of the word cunt, you thanked him for that.\
Good luck to you, and Im being sincere, I hope you make millions, and retire long before you let this shit get to you.

[loulovesit]

and here I thought Lauren from NJ came out of retirement, she was a pretty woman and gave good head...... damm

[Casper]

Wonder how they all know to pop onto UG as soon as a post is made about them. Hooker ESP?

[jras]

I hear Kimmie's banner space is available.

[Lovelylauren]

I found your illustrious site through one of your compatriots. He wanted to come see me, based upon Vermeer's comments. I do not have hooker ESP, it's just a little bird *****ed me. Sorry, to have invaded your masculine space. XOXO, Lauren.

[BIGd]

Originally posted by BigMadM
I like 20 y/o skinny asses. Its what I pay for.

Lauren, judging by her pictures, is neither 20 nor (as advertised) 28. If you are going to do full disclosure you should go all the way.

The bidding opens at 40.

[BigMadM]

Im pretty sure youre addressing Lauren, because I made no estimate on age.
I have no clue who this girl is.

[jp1064]

Originally posted by Casper
Wonder how they all know to pop onto UG as soon as a post is made about them. Hooker ESP? Like I said, that'swhat the clients all bullshit about, UG.

[Slinky Bender]

Ever notice how many poeple "would never read UG", but seem to know every word written here?

[Dondee]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Ever notice how many poeple "would never read UG", but seem to know every word written here?


"The world's best kept secret" ?

[BigMadM]

no eggshell walking for me, this is not directed in any way or form at lauren mentioned here, or vermeer.


I use alot of agencies, or at least try to.

It always is interesting to me that alot of out of town agencies,(and some local) ,ones that hold a nice clientelle list in NY, claim UtopiaGuide is nothing to them, doesnt mean a thing, no customers, yada, yada, but sometime during my conversation with them, ask me to post something on Utopiaguide.( Ive never agreed, and thats why Im blacklisted from a few agencies)

[BklynBoy]

I headed out for Laurens 75 dollar quickie. She was easy to get a hold of, available when I wanted to see her and very pleasant in her manner. Typical call from the corner setup.

Her apartment was very nice and clean and in a nice Hells Kitchen building on a nice block

Some observations:

1- If she's 28, I'm still waiting to grow hair on my nuts!

2- She's not an Orca, she's a pear-shaped, tall woman, with a couple of rolls here and there. Definitely not a pig by any means. My weight guess is about 230lbs. And, hey, I'll fuck or get blown by a fat chick any day, not one of my issues at all.

3- The woman CAN suck some dick. She did the old glazed donut smushing of my load all around her mouth. Glad she didn't ask me to kiss her...

The overall experience was good, but I wouldn't repeat anytime soon; basically, except for the better surroundings, she was really no better, IMHO, than any number of CL blowjobs.

OTOH, a good blowjob is always worth whatever you paid for it, right?

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by BklynBoy

The overall experience was good, but I wouldn't repeat anytime soon; basically, except for the better surroundings, she was really no better, IMHO, than any number of CL blowjobs.


Feel free to review as many of the other CL $75 good blowjobs as you want to.

[BklynBoy]

But I did get a good $80 bbbj from "Luvly" recently in an empty office in my building!!!

She wanted home or office only for her "special", so I booked her for an office visit and she blew me on the kitchen counter of an office that just closed. Again, she was younger and better looking to some degree, but she was there for a "come and go"

She could suck a good cock, but I think that experience was one time only as well...there are a bunch of 100 dollar half hour girls, just keep posting your own ad, they'll seek you out

BB

[Monty Burns]

Nice to hear that you had an experience with Luvly from CL. I've been going back and forth with her trying to decide if it is worth having her come to my office and blow me.

covered? uncovered? spit, swallow or necklace?

[loulovesit]

the office thing always scares me you guys must work by yourselves cause there is no way I would let any skank just stroll on in and ask for me.

[BklynBoy]

Uncovered, I warned her and she kinda ducked it with the old manual finish/suck move. I didn't care, she sucked like a champ. Sometimes the travel is better than the arrival...


Lou- I work in a small office with 20 employees, I met her outside on the street and took her up to a space that was unoccupied in a multi-story building with many tenants; I would never bring any hooker to my actual workspace. I banged a woman I was having an affair with against my closed door during a Xmas party, but, for the most part, I like to keep my degeneracy anonymous.

[BigMadM]

dont worry, as long as you share names, your secret is safe with us.

[BklynBoy]

Knew I could count on you guys!

[vermeer]

And now I can't get through, or have my calls returned.

[fumpton]

Originally posted by vermeer
And now I can't get through, or have my calls returned.

and with your pleasant personality too!

[vermeer]

she probably can't answer th phone becuase her mouth is stuffed with cheap ug cock.

[Lovelylauren]

I am sorry that you could not reach me. Sometimes I am not available, because 1. I am doing other things, like laundry, shopping, or trying to carry on something that resembles a normal life, 2. I am sleeping, a girl needs her beauty rest, or 3. My mouth may be full of cock. I would love to see you. I did not purposely not get back to you. Sometimes if I am not available, I do not return voic***** calls. I do not want to disappoint you, by calling and saying I am not available. I am a true independent. I answer my phones, answer *****s, and do sessions. I hope you are having a lovely weekend, and will try me again. XOXO, Lauren.

[vermeer]

I thought you had drowned in a flood of cheapskate ug semen.

[jras]

I love it when vermeer flirts.

[fumpton]

Originally posted by jras
I love it when vermeer flirts.

you love it more when he flirts with you

[jras]

Originally posted by fumpton
you love it more when he flirts with you
don't be another jealous bitch

[fumpton]

I need attention too.

[murman36]

i can't find her on cl
lauren, can you repost?
thanx

[Slinky Bender]

Maybe we can see a "2 for 1 special" here..................

[Dondee]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Maybe we can see a "2 for 1 special" here..................

You offering? :D

[Casper]

Originally posted by Dondee
You offering? :D

Keep it up and just might make it 3 for 1. :)

[Slinky Bender]

Casper always understood me.

[ticklevids]

Originally posted by BIGd
Lauren, judging by her pictures, is neither 20 nor (as advertised) 28. If you are going to do full disclosure you should go all the way.

The bidding opens at 40.

you are totally wrong. i had a session with her and she is 30 tops.


super sweet girl btw... and yes, heavy but not disgustingly so in my opinion. not even close..

[jras]

Originally posted by ticklevids
she is 30 tops.


must be 60 bottoms

[fumpton]

So that's 90, where's the other 110lbs?

[vermeer]

Unfortunately I will have to downgrade this cumrag to only 2 1/2 stars due to a lack of basic customer service.

Apparently she is too busy doing a volume felatio business to answer her phone. Or who knows. This is a clear indication of decaying service and quality. Personally I don't want my cock in a place where 10 other mongerels have been in the past 5 hours.
Obviously she is catering to the cabdriver market.



The search for the next 5-star cocksucker continues....

[jras]

Originally posted by vermeer

The search for the next 5-star cocksucker continues....
Now that's a "reality" (whatever that is) show I'd watch religiously.

[Lovelylauren]

So now I am a cumrag...... I have taken some time off for myself this week. I don't think that is wrong. I cannot be available every second of the day, just to be at your beckon call, to suck your cock. I was going to extend something special to you, but now I just don't know. People advised me that you are often brutal with girls. I am not a SERVICE, I am just one girl. Sometimes, I see one person a day, sometimes 5, it is my choice. I am my own boss. You would have tired of my cock sucking ability eventually anyways, so I wish you luck in your search. I am not a cumrag, I am a real girl, who puts alot of care into my sessions. XOXO, Lauren.

[erueru]

WOW!
Hands down, this girl can suck dick, gentlemen.
Wet, messy, loud, strong suction, the works.
She is a big girl yes, true, but much better looking than her picture would lead you to believe.
Nice and clean apt also.
Sweet girl too.
You know how sometimes when you're getting your dick sucked by a pro and she looks so freakin' bored, and you can tell she's just doing her job? Not here. This girl gets off on this shit. It's scary.
Till next time.......

[vermeer]

You "were going to extend something special"? i would NEVER reveal my secret identity. i am bound by a moral code, and cannot be bribed. I only publish reviews rarely, and they are all objective. just like the michelin guide.

Just like the michelin guide will lower ratings for drops in service or ********, so i too must be a beacon of light and truth, for the degenerate denizens of ug.

Outside of a session, you have clearly no concept of good customer service.

Your 2 1/2 star rating stands. You should be proud, as this is quite an achievement. Most CL cumdumpsters only warrant 1 star.


Note to readers: Further reviews of Lauren should be taken with skepiticism, as bribes are clearly offered to reviewers.







Originally posted by Lovelylauren
So now I am a cumrag...... I have taken some time off for myself this week. I don't think that is wrong. I cannot be available every second of the day, just to be at your beckon call, to suck your cock. I was going to extend something special to you, but now I just don't know. People advised me that you are often brutal with girls. I am not a SERVICE, I am just one girl. Sometimes, I see one person a day, sometimes 5, it is my choice. I am my own boss. You would have tired of my cock sucking ability eventually anyways, so I wish you luck in your search. I am not a cumrag, I am a real girl, who puts alot of care into my sessions. XOXO, Lauren.

[erueru]

Originally posted by vermeer
Personally I don't want my cock in a place where 10 other mongerels have been in the past 5 hours.






Then stick to more traditional ways to pick up chicks! I mean, jeez she's a prostitute, get it?

[fumpton]

Originally posted by vermeer
so i too must be a beacon of light and truth, for the degenerate denizens of ug.

vermeer as poster boy for UG. should we be scared or proud?

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by fumpton
vermeer as poster boy for UG. should we be scared or proud?


.....be afraid.... be very afraid...

[Lovelylauren]

I have never "bribed" anyone for a review. I don't have to, I earn the repeat business that I have. I was initially saddened that anyone would sink to the base level of calling me a cumrag, simply because I was not available to provide services to them, exactly when they wanted. However, this morning I am past that. I wish all of you luck and happiness. XOXO, Lauren.

[jseah]

Originally posted by Lovelylauren
I have never "bribed" anyone for a review. I don't have to, I earn the repeat business that I have. I was initially saddened that anyone would sink to the base level of calling me a cumrag, simply because I was not available to provide services to them, exactly when they wanted. However, this morning I am past that. I wish all of you luck and happiness. XOXO, Lauren.

Lauren, don't worry about it........he calls all of them cumrags.......

[mas]

Saw Lauren last night
Very sweet and adorable girl!
Great personality and nice apt, great rates and
WOW what a Blowjob....She loves to give head and it shows..

I will be back and look forward to FS Visits in the Future

[blondekelly]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by vermeer
[B]Unfortunately I will have to downgrade this cumrag



You are what you eat

[vermeer]

The irony is that this fuckhole cumrag probably made $3,000 since my review...

The fact of the matter is, any rent-a-cunt that does not have a proper voic***** on her phone, or bothers to return phonecalls does not give a shit about her customers. Now that does not mean the session will be bad. Just that she does not give a shit, whether she sucks your cock, or some other putz. So don't bother making elaborate plans, or base your schedule around getting your dick sucked by her.

Even the world-famous, rockstar-wannabe with the skeletons in her apartment would only rank 2 stars because she almost never answered, or returned calls.

[NOVEL]

She is not going to want to ever see you again if you continue to throw the biggest tantrum just like a 2 year old would when his needs are not immediately satisfied.

Sometimes calls cannot be returned within an hour, so why take a chance ringing when you may be at home with the wife and kids, unless you stated call anytime.

[jras]

I'm starting to think that this is how vermeer falls in love and courts his ladies.

[justme]

Wouldn't be the first

[KingofQueens]

Originally posted by blondekelly
[QUOTE]Originally posted by vermeer
[B]Unfortunately I will have to downgrade this cumrag

You are what you eat


General Tso's chicken?

Anyway, this is why I love UG. A thread that started as a positive review of a BBW (something you don't see that often here) turns into a cesspool of name calling and cheap jokes inside of three pages.

I'm gonna try her out since finding a great blow job is hard to find, especially on CL where everyone advertises giving great head but rarely deliver.

I know i dont have that many posts to ask for help, but i was wondering if someone could tell me how to find Lauren's info. I did a search but came up with nothing. Thanks

First rule of CL: Always write down a phone number or ***** address immediately before the ad disappears. Especially when someone gets a positive review here and doesn't need to advertise on CL for customers anymore.

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by KingofQueens
First rule of CL: Always write down a phone number or ***** address immediately before the ad disappears. Especially when someone gets a positive review here and doesn't need to advertise on CL for customers anymore.

Second rule (for providers): Don't link to your reviews here in your CL ads if you don't have an ad here.

Third rule: Don't claim to be a "Non-pro" and be proud of your reviews on PMB's.

[fumpton]

Originally posted by KingofQueens


First rule of CL: Always write down a phone number or ***** address immediately before the ad disappears. Especially when someone gets a positive review here and doesn't need to advertise on CL for customers anymore.

you can also use the "***** this posting to a friend" function. i have it sent to my anonymous ***** acct.

[fumpton]

Originally posted by blondekelly
[QUOTE]Originally posted by vermeer
[B]Unfortunately I will have to downgrade this cumrag



You are what you eat

then i guess i'm kelly.

[DeviantBastard]

I have to tell you that I cannot compliment her highly enough for the services she has provided me. Lovely Lauren is definitely a true BBW type, and even admittedly as big of a lady as I would get with. Almost hesitant due to her size I went ahead anyhow. I am so happy that I did. She is incredibly skilled with her lips and absolutely loves applying those talents to a willing guy. Could not get over how much she enjoyed herself. Curvaceous figure or not she has a very pretty face, the sight of which only enhanced my pleasure. I have seen her a few times since and will continue doing so. If you are down with a plump/tall/round body and appreciate a gal who loves being a woman give yourself a treat with her.

[MetsSweepYankees]

Smells like a suspicious post.

[BigMadM]

Originally posted by KingofQueens
General Tso's chicken?



First rule of CL: Always write down a phone number or ***** address immediately before the ad disappears. Especially when someone gets a positive review here and doesn't need to advertise on CL for customers anymore.

I never write down anything, anymore at least.

[jam master jay]

Originally posted by MetsSweepYankees
Smells like a suspicious post.

I agree - there is another one a few posts back as well (a first post positive review).

[KingofQueens]

Originally posted by BigMadM
I never write down anything, anymore at least.


Well, yea, not if you're married. Guess married guys have to have good memories.

[ODB]

Originally posted by DeviantBastard
I have to tell you that I cannot compliment her highly enough for the services she has provided me. Lovely Lauren is definitely a true BBW type, and even admittedly as big of a lady as I would get with. Almost hesitant due to her size I went ahead anyhow. I am so happy that I did. She is incredibly skilled with her lips and absolutely loves applying those talents to a willing guy. Could not get over how much she enjoyed herself. Curvaceous figure or not she has a very pretty face, the sight of which only enhanced my pleasure. I have seen her a few times since and will continue doing so. If you are down with a plump/tall/round body and appreciate a gal who loves being a woman give yourself a treat with her.

OTOH, your girl is not curvaceous or plump, just plain old round and FAT.

[DeviantBastard]

Gentlemen,

I assure you that I am an actual regular client of Lauren's. I also give you my most sincere boy scout oath that I wrote as honest and true review that I was able to.

No scams or false advertising here, just one man's personal opinions. You are all free to agree or not, it depends on your own tastes and proclivities.

I did make it clear that Lauren is a big girl, even on the borderline of what I find attractive in a woman's figure. I will even admit that the first time we hung out I wasn't really thinking I would see her again. I wasn't that bothered by the weight, I simply knew I could find a body more to my liking. I was shortly a total convert to this gal, however, once she went to work on me. It was a combination of her skill, enthusiasm, tireless and lengthy efforts, and generally sweet demeanor.

Lauren may not be the right one for you. Yet I can promise you that no matter how unpleasant some guys may find a bigger woman, anyone capable of closing their eyes and letting go will have a great experience with her work.

[MetsSweepYankees]

What makes your review suspicious is that it was your first UG post. It would help your cause if we saw posts or reviews about other providers.

[vermeer]

Lauren: take out a fucking ad. I'm sure you know how much business you're getting from this site.

Do the right thing.

Besides, it'll save you from having to post on CL 12 times a day.

And get a fucking answering machine.

[BigMadM]

ug working its magic.

but ooopss......noone cares about this board, I forgot.

[Nycmm_98]

I went to see Lauren... she is nice and very talented. However, you must be into large ladies... I would put her age somewhere north of 35

[ivtacres]

What is CL and how do I accesss it? How can I get in touch with this lady?

Thanks

[sexpert]

Originally posted by ivtacres
What is CL and how do I accesss it? How can I get in touch with this lady?

Thanks

Tick Tock Tick Tock...

[stiffmonster]

I went to see her the other day. Big is an understatement. She's a whale. I was super horny though so I said fuck it. Got BBBJ. Not bad at all. Only complaints I have is that I find her disgusting and she sweats more than Patrick Ewing on the foul line.

[neilz]

Originally posted by stiffmonster
Only complaints I have is that I find her disgusting and she sweats more than Patrick Ewing on the foul line. [/B]

I didn't think that was possible. I will bring my own towel. LOL

[stiffmonster]

I don't know about you guys but hearing her talk about how she's always busy sucking dick doesn't turn me on at all. She loves talking about how good she is at oral. I find myself picturing all the nasty bums she's been sucking off and I have a hard time cumming. She's a sweet girl but she's got more screws loose then Ronny Artest.

[Lovelylauren]

I try hard to treat all of my clients with respect and kindness. I go out of my way to provide what I consider excellent service. In return, you call me a cumrag, a whale, and make jokes at my expense. Once again, if you do not like BBWS, don't come and see me. It is my birthday today, and I am 32, not 28 like I have advertised in the past. I am sorry that I lied about that, but I felt that in this industry that I had to. I am going to post my real age, from now on. I was never dishonest with clients, if they asked me in session. I am not ashamed of what I do, my size, or my age. I love what I do. I know you don't care, but I have feelings too, and all of the hateful mean things that you have written, makes me not want to see anyone. You are a hard bunch to please. I gave you great rates and excellent service, but still you are not happy. I wish all of you a lovely Holiday Season. XOXO, Lauren.

[BigMadM]

Lauren my dear:
First of all, Happy Birthday.

You seem to think this is a harsh group.

I dont think it bothered you that a client like Vermeer posts about a 5 star experience, and Im sure you received more calls then you could have handled. Be honest, Vermeer has openly admitted he wont pay past a certain point, and hes stuck to it.
So, the phone rings off the hook, and now youre getting alot of men that are posting facts that you dont want to hear, but are true.
This is part of the interenet game, and I know I dont have to tell you.
The second someone posts a review of you, on a public board, it can open a shitstorm of comments, and being 250 plus pounds)be honest now), and at least 34-37(remember, honestly), you are one girl that will find alot of men that have alot of ammo to take shots at you with.

I have no doubt you can suck a real mean dick.

If you had no talent, why else would anyone see you?

Stop taking this shit so personally. You are a fat woman, that is in her thirties, so just be glad you can earn these big bucks.

Im 50, fat, and I dont think any women would pay me a red cent to fuck her, so youre way ahead of the game.

[Lovelylauren]

I guess I look older to you. However, most clients are pleasantly surprised, when they walk through the door. I think that is why I lied in the first place, and said 28, because people always assume that you shave a few years off. Now people will think that I am 40. I am far from 40. I really am a youthful 32, 12/16/72, baby!! I have received some clients from UG, but I have mostly repeat clientelle, from before Vermeer posted a single word. Believe whatever you will, everyone has different perceptions in this world. To some, say a smaller man, I may seem enormous. Some people love BBWS, some people may have been enticed by the reviews, and the price. At any rate, I am grateful that I can make money. However, this is a very one sided board. You can view my pics on CL, I do not airbrush them, they are real, and I am just as I appear to be, some say better in person. However, you do not know what the reviewer looks like. They may not have been the most desirable individual. Also, I ask you this, if the last reviewer found me to be such a pig, and repulsive, why on earth did he go through with the session? Once again, Happy Holidays to all.....and just a reminder I will be off all next week. XOXO, Lauren.

[erueru]

Lauren,
Happy Bithrday.
You're the best!

[BigMadM]

lauren, certain men will stay because they dont want any hassles, especially if you have their cell, maybe other info.....its 150 bucks, they are going to orgasm, so just do it and leave.

Dont sweat all this stuff.

If you are secure enough with your weight, and you are, then you have nothing to worry about.
You are now famous, being mentioned and talked about on the most powerful board in the NY area.
You are one of the elite, escorts that get chatted about on Utopia, and then backchannelled throughout the internet world.
Business will only go up for you.

Have a tall drink, and say fuck you to all that rip you.

Life is too short.

[Dondee]

Originally posted by BigMadM
lauren, certain men will stay because they dont want any hassles, especially if you have their cell, maybe other info.....its 150 bucks, they are going to orgasm, so just do it and leave.

Dont sweat all this stuff.

If you are secure enough with your weight, and you are, then you have nothing to worry about.
You are now famous, being mentioned and talked about on the most powerful board in the NY area.
You are one of the elite, escorts that get chatted about on Utopia, and then backchannelled throughout the internet world.
Business will only go up for you.

Have a tall drink, and say fuck you to all that rip you.

Life is too short.

and he forgot to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

and from me too!

[MexicanaMami]

Originally posted by Lovelylauren
I guess I look older to you. However, most clients are pleasantly surprised, when they walk through the door. I think that is why I lied in the first place, and said 28, because people always assume that you shave a few years off. Now people will think that I am 40. I am far from 40. I really am a youthful 32, 12/16/72, baby!! I have received some clients from UG, but I have mostly repeat clientelle, from before Vermeer posted a single word. Believe whatever you will, everyone has different perceptions in this world. To some, say a smaller man, I may seem enormous. Some people love BBWS, some people may have been enticed by the reviews, and the price. At any rate, I am grateful that I can make money. However, this is a very one sided board. You can view my pics on CL, I do not airbrush them, they are real, and I am just as I appear to be, some say better in person. However, you do not know what the reviewer looks like. They may not have been the most desirable individual. Also, I ask you this, if the last reviewer found me to be such a pig, and repulsive, why on earth did he go through with the session? Once again, Happy Holidays to all.....and just a reminder I will be off all next week. XOXO, Lauren.


Lauren...age is a state of mind, nothing more. Remember that!
After a while you will learn not to take the harsh comments to heart.

Happy Birthday GIRL!!

xoxox
MexicanaMami

[PJ25]

Why can't I find something like that on LI???

Hey for a quick bj you really can't complain!~

[Lovelylauren]

Thank you, to those that wished me happy birthday. I hope everyone has a lovely Holiday Season. XOXO, Lauren.

[Toonces302]

Lauren, you're beautiful no matter what any of these scumbags say. Happy Birthday, happy Holidays,, and I'll call you when you come back from your week off.

big hugs and warm kisses,
Toonces302