I could have banged this stripper and didn't

[Heartbreaker]

Stopped in a place in NJ that I hadn't been to in a while. Saw this stripper I knew that I hadn't seen for over a year because I thought she retired. She mentioned something about seeing her nude and like most stripper banter, I let it go in one ear and out the other. Turns out she was serious. She wanted to get together Saturday night but I had plans to watch the Yanks instead with my brother. And that's what I did. I must be getting old. I turned 44 last month.

[misterxyz]

Originally posted by Heartbreaker
Stopped in a place in NJ that I hadn't been to in a while. Saw this stripper I knew that I hadn't seen for over a year because I thought she retired. She mentioned something about seeing her nude and like most stripper banter, I let it go in one ear and out the other. Turns out she was serious. She wanted to get together Saturday night but I had plans to watch the Yanks instead with my brother. And that's what I did. I must be getting old. I turned 44 last month.
Ah, to be 44 again!

[flabbergasted]

Hmmmmm! Let's see watch a baseball game with my brother or get laid by a stripper, wow what a decision. YOU WATCHED THE GAME INSTEAD... WTF. The age has nothing to do with it, just ask BMM.

[Dondee]

Oh the follies of youth! You AND your brother could have had her AND still have been able to watch the game on TV.........

You will get smarter the older you get.

[hot4chicks]

If you boinked her doggie style, you wouldnt have missed any of the game.

[johnmis]

Originally posted by Heartbreaker
She wanted to get together Saturday night but I had plans to watch the Yanks instead with my brother. And that's what I did.

With apologies to Kimmie, the way the Yankees played in their last four games against Boston, you would have been better off seeing the girl.

[Heartbreaker]

What it came down to was, I didn't want to lay out $600 for a girl who's service I didn't know what to expect. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give her face/body about a 7, and to me that wasn't high enough to spend that money. Plus, I didn't have that amount of cash on me and would have to travel 2 hours back and forth home and the hassle didn't seem to warrant the reward.

Please don't mention me in the same sentence as BMM, I'm not worthy enough since he got to bang what may have been the ultimate stripper.

[Daddycool]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Heartbreaker
[B]What it came down to was, I didn't want to lay out $600 for a girl who's service I didn't know what to expect.


You failed to mention this in your first post. You made it seem like you just didn't want to hang out with her and bang her, but would rather hang out with your brother. 600 is a lot of money for a girl you didn't know anything about especially her service.

[XOXOXO]

youre not makin enough money!!

Get back to work!

[njcamera]

$600 for a stripper? This girl has a high opinion of herself! you were smart letting it go in one ear and out the other.