mikithemilf .......a review

[thecat]

was in the city all day yesterday, and as promised I
made an appointment with miki. arrived at her digs btwn
mad/5th, showed ID, and up the elevator i went.
kncked on door yada, yada............! i sat in the
overstuffed chair while miki laid on the bed a few feet away!
we talked about things, ug ect. i had a specific role play
in which miki performed passionately, and enthusiastically!!!
miki gives great head period, she is so into it that she
gets so turned on, to use hobby terms bbbjtcnqns!
gentleman on to mish, and doggie last cup served!
to sum up miki is a fine person who is into her work
so to speak, and gives as hard as she gets! for a mature
provider i really enjoyed my session, and i believe she did too!
thanks miki!!!!

[Lucrob]

Reviews are useless without the following:

How much? ___________

Contact info. __________

If applicable, a link to some pics. ______________

Can you fill in the blanks?

[MikeyParmigiana]

It was my understanding from earlier posts that this woman was an oral only provider.

Was fs extra? What about the multiple pops, was that extra?

[thecat]

250 hr, fs multiple pops, multi positions! at least for me,
ymmv! i had 3 pops, no rush!

[thecat]

Originally posted by Lucrob
Reviews are useless without the following:

How much? ___________

Contact info. __________

If applicable, a link to some pics. ______________

Can you fill in the blanks?

blanks filled see above, contact mikithemilf.*&m

[vermeer]

you better get yourself checked for lice.

[Sidekicks]

She sounds good..but the ID check at the doorman doesn't go well with me.

[jp1064]

Draws way too much attention!

[Hot Dog]

wonder if he got a gum job,lol

[BigMadM]

Originally posted by thecat
i had a specific role play
in which miki performed passionately, and enthusiastically!!!
!


Vermeer must be napping, lines like this don't come that often.

[REVIEWERONE]

i didnt like the doorman checking id and the apt is tiny. she doesnt look as good as the pics, although she does try hard.

but i looked at ter and saw some glowing reviews, and thought it must be me.

[BklynBoy]

She’s not oral only, I believe everything is on the menu with her, I think most guys just get oral.

To each his own; glad you had a nice time.

BB

[JackShak]

I had a great time with Miki the otehr night. Not a clock watcher at all and aims to please. All options are on the menu however I mostly stuck to oral b/c she LOVES it so much.

The doorman checks ID but its all just common procedure. They dont make a copy of your ID or anything like that.

The apt is small but it has alot of character. I though it was a cool place.

Jack

[UPPEREASTSIDE]

Originally posted by JackShak
I had a great time with Miki the otehr night. Not a clock watcher at all and aims to please. All options are on the menu however I mostly stuck to oral b/c she LOVES it so much.

The doorman checks ID but its all just common procedure. They dont make a copy of your ID or anything like that.

The apt is small but it has alot of character. I though it was a cool place.

Jack


Common procedure? Where? In a federal building or a bank?

When I want a doorman to know my FULL name, address & birthdate, I'll consider giving her a call.

[thecat]

she has put some new pics up on
her website...looking good!

[BigMadM]

so what are you telling us jed, the next step down is a 70 y/o with no teeth and lives in a cardboard box on the corner of 95th and Broadway.(oh wait, I might have fucked her also a few years ago., well anyway)

[Dondee]

Originally posted by BigMadM
so what are you telling us jed, the next step down is a 70 y/o with no teeth and lives in a cardboard box on the corner of 95th and Broadway.(oh wait, I might have fucked her also a few years ago., well anyway)

At least she would have been a few years younger than 70!!!

[jseah]

Originally posted by BigMadM
so what are you telling us jed, the next step down is a 70 y/o with no teeth and lives in a cardboard box on the corner of 95th and Broadway.

I think Nasty Patty is still around.

[BklynBoy]

I was beginning to think that I had become picky in my middle age!!

[REVIEWERONE]

SAME HERE.

[MikeyParmigiana]

If you want an out of shape provider located in a seedy setting who tries hard than you have found your paradise


Problem I have is at the rates listed on your website, I can do a lot better than an out of shape provider in a seedy setting who tries hard.

I can probably get an average looking provider in a Long Island motel who tries hard for the same cash

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by MikeyParmigiana
If you want an out of shape provider located in a seedy setting who tries hard than you have found your paradise


Problem I have is at the rates listed on your website, I can do a lot better than an out of shape provider in a seedy setting who tries hard.

I can probably get an average looking provider in a Long Island motel who tries hard for the same cash

why dont you look at my pics and my other reviews before taking this one guys opinion, he is a lone voice...two guys here who just saw me said good things as well as the 10 or so reviews on TER...its the law of averages, ...I give amazing head..I"m happy and busy

[thecat]

...I give amazing head..I"m happy and busy [/B][/QUOTE]


she truly does...believe me......thecat

[BklynBoy]

Me and REVIEWERONE weighed in a while ago with a very similar take. Call me a pathetic trick all you want, your opinion is as significant to me as the homeless guy who I didn't give a quarter to a few minutes ago.

I’ve gotta give you credit for defending yourself – I respect your openness and willingness to put yourself out there.

If you were more the attractive middle-class MILF type and less the flophouse skank, I’d be seeing you once a week!!

Alas, you are not much more than a flophouse skank with a internet connection, proof that the internet grossly inflates the price of street whores beyond any reasonable value.

[diddy]

Originally posted by UPPEREASTSIDE
Common procedure? Where? In a federal building or a bank?

When I want a doorman to know my FULL name, address & birthdate, I'll consider giving her a call.

Anyone with knowledge of NYC know that in 90% of all buildings with doormen they check your ID. Believe me, in apartment buildings they are looking at it, but the names or ages dont even register. These guys are just doormen, not rocket scientists.

[BigMadM]

I still go into the city now and then to see a girl or two in doorman buildings.
I always have the girl call down and tell the doorman shes expecting me.
When I arrive, I give the name we agreed on in advance, and I never had a doorman ask me for ID.
Call her from my cell, tell her to call downstairs, and tell the door person I will be there shortly.Its worked so far

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by BklynBoy
Me and REVIEWERONE weighed in a while ago with a very similar take. Call me a pathetic trick all you want, your opinion is as significant to me as the homeless guy who I didn't give a quarter to a few minutes ago.

I’ve gotta give you credit for defending yourself – I respect your openness and willingness to put yourself out there.

If you were more the attractive middle-class MILF type and less the flophouse skank, I’d be seeing you once a week!!

Alas, you are not much more than a flophouse skank with a internet connection, proof that the internet grossly inflates the price of street whores beyond any reasonable value.


there is nothing skanky about me...i wasnt your taste.. fine...why revert to namecalling...if i was so skanky why is my business booming...i have new..unretouched photos on cityvibe and eros will be up next week...apparently you are clueless to the fact that providers have feelings..your words are abusive and painful..i did not rip you off..i gave honest service...the degrading words are so unnecessary

.you dont have to ever see me again...apparently there are those whose experience was different... report your experience however this verbal attack is totally unnecessary

[BklynBoy]

Sorry, let me make that incapable of expressing herself in the written word flophouse skank!!!

You resort to insulting others and then get your fucking crusted panties in a bunch when your fire is returned? This ain't the CL forum where you can post your own reviews and dialogue with yourself to get some attention from guys who don't know what value for money and quality service is. Most guys on here know better. And if some guys enjoy you, God bless them, that's what makes this country a wonderful place to live. But to sell yourself as an upscale GFE, and to charge the same or more than much better providers(ie Fratella, VanessaNY, Fiorella, and countless others) in way better environs do is a fucking ripoff.

The only way I could see you being worth that price is to market yourself to those with some kind of slumming fetish.

Man, I wish I didn't know how you were in session, so I could not care about this, but I feel like Ralph Nader must've with the Corvair.

"Miki: A skank at any cost"

[REVIEWERONE]

she did try, but she did seem skanky to me also.

[MelRemix]

Miki-
if you're feelings get hurt over a couple guys on UG calling you a skank you need to get out of this business. not everyone's gonna give you a glowing review, you have to be able to remove yourself from it.

[Slinky Bender]

You almost have to wonder if Mel is "getting back at" all the guys by making herself more and more attractive with every post, and being unavailable at the same time. Remember "The Arsenio Hall Show" the segment titled "Things That Make You Go Hmmm"? (aside: haven't had a poll in a while.... maybe the next one should be "Is Aresnio Hall gay?").

[BigMadM]

shes breaking my heart for shit sure.

[UPPEREASTSIDE]

Originally posted by diddy
Anyone with knowledge of NYC know that in 90% of all buildings with doormen they check your ID. Believe me, in apartment buildings they are looking at it, but the names or ages dont even register. These guys are just doormen, not rocket scientists.

I've only lived in NYC since the 80's, but I lived in four doorman buildings. All of them will call and announce a visitor, but NONE have ever asked any of my guests for ID.
I've never visited any friends in NYC who's doorman asked me for any ID either.
Maybe 90% of doormen in any ghetto building might ask for ID, but no place I've ever visited, and I've been in quite a few.

[Lep-is-Gay]

Mik, I am sure you are a good person, but learn to shrug off the negative comments, you cant please everyone.. stay with a roof over your head and doing what you have to do.. stay safe!

[BigMadM]

UES, Ive been to a few buildings(in my real life, not hobbying life), where most tenants were rent subsidized, whether it section eight or plain old NYS/Federal Benefit program. The security, or doorman as one might call him, was always posted just to make sure no outside hooligans were trying to come into building to deal, smoke, or whatever. I dont think it was keeping tabs on legit visitors, but just trying to keep the real shit outside.

Now, I dont know your deal Miki.
This is my take on all of this.

Alot of men, men who dont post on boards, would never admit they felt like shit or it was a waste of time after seeing certain girls.
They take the risks, and 90 out of 100 johns are scared shitless when they engage in this activity.
So if a guy sees you, hes not going to do anything but realize perhaps he made a mistake, or maybe he didnt, but you will never know.
They are mostly too petrified to act, or to walk out once they have to go past the security guard, they figure, hey, 2 bucks aint going to break me for life, so they just do it, and chalk it up to experience.
Now, there are guys that know better. and some think the entire episode with you, the apt., the fact that you are older, have some mileage, that might turn them off, and some of them actually will share it, as some have done.
you have gotten so MUCH FUCKING advertising now on this board, you should be offering discounts to UG members.
Dont sweat this thread, you are the winner here. Believe me.
Slinky should send you a bill.

[BigMadM]

no offense, I wish you nothing but health, wealth, and prosperity.

[MikitheMilf]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BigMadM
no offense, I wish you nothing but health, wealth, and prosperity. [/Q

thanks BMM...your'e a mensch....and to all you guys I'll gladly give you a one time UG discount if you come see for yourselves...youll be pleasantly surprised..

[Sidekicks]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BigMadM
no offense, I wish you nothing but health, wealth, and prosperity. [/Q

thanks BMM...your'e a mensch....and to all you guys I'll gladly give you a one time UG discount if you come see for yourselves...youll be pleasantly surprised..

OH BOY! That all I have to hear.. I'll be calling you soon Miki :)

[BigMadM]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
[QUOTE]Originally posted by BigMadM
no offense, I wish you nothing but health, wealth, and prosperity. [/Q

thanks BMM...your'e a mensch....and to all you guys I'll gladly give you a one time UG discount if you come see for yourselves...youll be pleasantly surprised..

tread lightly here Miki, any type of offer may be considered advertising, I dont want to see anyone get banned because of a stupid post by me.

[vermeer]

A friend of mine banged Miki in the asshole for $8, several weeks ago. He said it was a pretty good value.

[hookahlayah]

she has the teeth of mike meyers in Austin Powers and Im not being cruel.

Why did I still stick my cock in her mouth?
1. my first bbbj by provider
2. im a guy.
3. she was nice. ( a native new yorker can smell a hustle, and I sensed that her hustle days where behind her to some extent).

Jed253 summed it up best. She tries hard, but she really is very unattractive.

I never went back and wouldn't go back unless she said it was free and she'd send a car service to pick me up and bring me home and her 21 year old blonde blue eyed daughter would be there instead.

My prob is that some of the reviewers on these boards gave her such good reviews....I can't trust anything here anymore.

[MikitheMilf]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by hookahlayah
[b] she has the teeth of mike meyers in Austin Powers and Im not being cruel.

i have all new teeth....check out my pics...and i have lost weight...its a whole new look

[Slinky Bender]

Someone's getting awfully close to the edge..............

[BigMadM]

"hold me now, Im 6 feet from the edge and Im thinkin,maybe 6 ft, aint so far down."

[vermeer]

Miki, we would all loooove to see your new teeth. Why don't you take out a fucking ad here, with all the $thousands you claim to be making each day from UG members?

[ODB]

Originally posted by hookahlayah
she has the teeth of mike meyers in Austin Powers and Im not being cruel.

Why did I still stick my cock in her mouth?
1. my first bbbj by provider
2. im a guy.
3. she was nice. ( a native new yorker can smell a hustle, and I sensed that her hustle days where behind her to some extent).

Jed253 summed it up best. She tries hard, but she really is very unattractive.

I never went back and wouldn't go back unless she said it was free and she'd send a car service to pick me up and bring me home and her 21 year old blonde blue eyed daughter would be there instead.

My prob is that some of the reviewers on these boards gave her such good reviews....I can't trust anything here anymore.

If her teeth looked liked that were'nt you worried how they got that way or if you would catch something. That descrption of her teeth doesn't sound like a clean bill of health.

[MikitheMilf]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ODB
If her teeth looked liked that were'nt you worried how they got that way or if you would catch something. That descrption of her teeth doesn't sound like a clean bill of health. [/QUOTE

they werent that bad...they were yellow and one was crooked..they're gone now...i have a beautiful white smile...the guys who saw me mustve saw me prior to feb '04...my apartment is done over and so am I...

[BigMadM]

I think I saw that one on Americas Extreme Makeover.

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by BigMadM
I think I saw that one on Americas Extreme Makeover.

well there you go...they do great work

[Lep-is-Gay]

Do I hear freebys to try out the new and improved? :)

[SixtySecondsMan]

Originally posted by Lep-is-Gay
Do I hear freebys to try out the new and improved? :)

How can something be new and improved?

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by SixtySecondsMan
How can something be new and improved?

http://www.labiadoctor.com/

[curious]

Originally posted by slinkybender
http://www.labiadoctor.com/

Awww...

aren't they cute?

Apparently they're even worth copyrighting.

(Wondering if royalties apply here)

[neilz]

Originally posted by slinkybender
http://www.labiadoctor.com/

I must be screwed up. I like them before the operation.

[QUOTE]
"One man's floppy labia is another man's idea of heaven"
Neilz- 1999

[betty_snj]

I would not change my floppy labia for any "after labiopsy" pictured on that site... they all look very ugly to me, like plain slits.

Labias gives a character to the pussy....personality :)

Mine looks like a wet flower lol

[BigMadM]

I like the big labias you can wrap around your ears while you muff dive.

[SixtySecondsMan]

Originally posted by MikeyParmigiana
I can probably get an average looking provider in a Long Island motel who tries hard for the same cash

Or you can get her (http://www.eros-ny.com/files/lisa23.htm) for double Miki's rate.

[blondekelly]

Originally posted by SixtySecondsMan
Or you can get her (http://www.eros-ny.com/files/lisa23.htm) for double Miki's rate. - WOW, I have to raise my rate if this is what she is getting LOL

[neilz]

Don't raise it until we meet.

[KingofQueens]

Originally posted by blondekelly
- WOW, I have to raise my rate if this is what she is getting LOL

No, no, thats a typo. Its meant to read $100...

[Sidekicks]

damn,

i just checked out Miki's website. She looks hot! But the bad thing is that she bumped up her rates.. :(

Kicks

[vermeer]

Yeah, her heroin dealer raised his rates....and the cost gets passed down the line

[jp1064]

Originally posted by Sidekicks
damn,

i just checked out Miki's website. She looks hot! But the bad thing is that she bumped up her rates.. :(

Kicks See, even bad publicity has it's rewards in increased business.

[jed253]

This is truly unbelievable..

[BklynBoy]

I felt cheated at $200.

At $300, she should at least move outta the welfare hotel. Oy fuckin' vey, what have we done, creating a demand for this one?
From now on, I will only vaguely refer to the identity of any disgusting skanks I get lured into seeing on CL, I don't want to have any part in boosting their popularity.

By rights, she should be turning out her pockets after a long night in East New York and telling her pimp:

"Who paid me in nickels? Everybody!!"

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by BklynBoy
I felt cheated at $200.

At $300, she should at least move outta the welfare hotel. Oy fuckin' vey, what have we done, creating a demand for this one?
From now on, I will only vaguely refer to the identity of any disgusting skanks I get lured into seeing on CL, I don't want to have any part in boosting their popularity.

By rights, she should be turning out her pockets after a long night in East New York and telling her pimp:

"Who paid me in nickels? Everybody!!"

LOL, thats an old one BB...i Thank you for all the negative publicity..I feel i owe you a freebie for helping to launch my business to the next level, apparently there is a large demand for skanks who live in welfare hotels...i could never have achieved the level of sucess w/o you..because of you i have new teeth, a whole new look,beautiful pics and am making a great living...bb, vermeer and all you other guys who insist on trashing me THANK YOU

[MikitheMilf]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MikitheMilf
[B]publicity..I feel i owe you a freebie ....

OH BTW....NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I dont service liars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BklynBoy]

How about just refunding my $200 instead?

[BklynBoy]

it's the truth.

I wouldn't want to be able to make this sad shit up. You can say a lot of shit about me, but I'm always honest- read my string of reviews below....

[MikitheMilf]

if you come here and can honestly say that what you experienced last year was perhaps me having a bad day or reporting that it is exactly the same and people should indeed stay away..which i highly doubt..i will give you back your money

[vermeer]

lying, diseased, whore

[MikitheMilf]

YOUR MOTHER

[BIGd]

Now this is starting to make some sense!

[MikitheMilf]

Dear UGers,
the truth is out I am vermeers mother I tried to abort him ...save him from the degradation ....its all my fault, sorry vermeery,mommy didnt mean to f**k you up by being a skanky ho...thats why he hates women...he hates his mommy...

luv,
miki vermins oops i mean vermeers mommy.

[fumpton]

Originally posted by BklynBoy
How about just refunding my $200 instead?

do you want that in nickels?

[BklynBoy]

I'll take it in food stamps!!!

[BklynBoy]

I tell you what, Miki- I've gone to extremes to not out myself as a hobbyist in many ways and I'm certainly not revealing myself to YOU. Give the money to charity or something

I can see you've upgraded with some dental work, hairstyle, better photography, etc, so I'll admit you certainly look better than you did when you were answering every ISO post on CL saying "pick me, pick me!!" last year.

However, I can also paint my 1981 Honda Civic with 185,000 miles on it and fix it's grille and clean the interior and get new tires and guess what? It'll still be an old, high-mileage, used up piece of shit!!

[BklynBoy]

First there's this on CL:

Re: Boycott - w4mw

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You stupid fools!!!! I'm a former craigslist provider who invested a measly $200 into some classy advertising. THE RESULT....... my phone is ringing off the hook & I'm now making over $300 an hour!!!!! in adddition to that I'm not a young hottie, rather eveyone's favorite "MILF" go ahead keep boycotting, but the providers with brains know that craigslist is the bottom of the barrel. If you want a quality client you have to spend money, to make money

you couldn't pay me wnough money to spend time with a man who has no idea of the value of a quality provider. There are very few of us.... keep that in mind

GOOD BYE CRAIGSLIST


OK, she said goodbye, right?

Well, 2 days later:

SEXY HOT MILF...ORAL VIRTUOSO - w4m - 47

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If you love older women and you want a GREAT gfe experience with a woman with a very deep throat....http://www.mikithemilf.com


this is in or around MIDTOWN

So, fess up, Miki: you're nothing but a fucking lying ass, flophouse living, bottom feeding, desperate for attention, trolling for unsuspecting tricks, sleazy fucking skank 50 cent streetwalker with bandwidth. Get over yourself and go back to reviewing yourself on CL, where there's still a few guys who don't know better and will pay $300(!!!!) for a fucking 2 dollar whore.

[hookahlayah]

"50 cent streetwalker with Bandwidth"

LMAO.

this thread is starting to get entertaining.

[vermeer]

Miki, I'm going to have the city evict you from your welfare hotel. Give me about 6 weeks.

[MikitheMilf]

i am not responsible for that first post.that was not me ...i would never leave cl....second ,i have only been doing this for a year....what milege?third...i am not on welfare and this is not a welfare hotel..why dont you leave me alone

[vermeer]

Miki, it is illegal to use state-subsidized housing to carry on a prostitution business. As a tax payer, I do not appreciate it.

[April]

Honey just ignore him. He has become someone that is known for his degrading hookers, when you respond you increase the chances of him continuing to bug you. The guys here are familiar with him and his antics as are the girls. I too at one time went off on him after he bashed me but forgot to leave out the real reason he was bashing me (the $50 short fee, plus wanting greek for free) after I said look your paying me $50 less than my reg fee, I'm not even asking for it, but no way am I adding greek for no charge, perhaps if he had been a bit more charming or even at the very least left my fee I even might have done it as I have in the past. After that he decided I was a horrible disgusting waste or $, yet he could have taken his $ back it was sitting in the same spot he put it if he felt so repulsed. Now I'll get attacked by him, but I've learned that as long as someone is not blatently lying about me to ignore them, as I recommend you do as well. You need thick skin for this place, also for this profession. I too am a MILF but we have different techniques as far as where we peddle our asses, CL as far as I'm concerned is full of vermeers trying to get all the girls to drop their rates and when they wont do it he takes it upon himself and hopes they dont peak before he leaves, the request for free greek was a bit too much though, and after I told him about himself, I still did the session and all my usual acrynyms, and gave him a good session even after the atttude. Then I see him ripping me apart on UG but he forgot to add what started the whole deal. Vermeer isnt a bad guy in real life, he is one though on UG. So why have a pissing contest with someone that has no bearing on you? All you do is keep the dialogue moving, and it might get worse as the tempers get flared.
No more pissing contests for me, no more defending myself, enough guys have seen me to know the real deal re my looks and my service, I wish you Miki a good day and lots of appointments (try and find a better place than cl or take out an ad here its just $100, or on another site. I have never seen your site but if what you say is true and your new and improved show it off and put up an ad.
As for my pal Vermeer, you have become the cartoon character that everyone cant wait to hear what ca ca is going to come out of your mouth next. You remind me of Cartman on Southpark, too bad there are no bleeps on UG. Thats not a dis, in fact you should feel honored that your a known personality, even if it is for cheep hookers and nasty remarks to ug hookers, either way I wish you well and hope you find the poontang you seek at a fraction of the cost, hell even free!

April
aka www.samanthaofnewyork.com

(OH ALLEN!)

[BklynBoy]

I am certainly not attacking Miki within merit or justification; she has mislead others and attacked me just for stating the truth about the session I had, then turning around and playing the victim when I reply in kind.

I know Vermeer is over the top, but he always is and his postings here are consistent with his normal behaviour.

I've seen( and reviewed ) you recently and found you to be straight-up and exactly as advertised, and that's my point here: she is not, and for her to charge what you do for 90 minutes in a nice enviroment for 60 minutes at the Hotel Skank is a goddamn shame.

[April]

Your right about the fact that I do not personally know her or even much about her, I certainly have no knowlege of the happenings between you two. This was more of a recommendation that anyone thats a provider should follow, sure I loose it now and then but have been doing my best to avoid argumentative people and ignore the ones who's only purpous is to cause discord. Brooklyn Boy I know you, as you previously stated and it's hard for me to see you ever having a problem with a provider. I guess the saying is true, you can't please all the people all the time. Personally I know your a cool guy to be with and are not someone I can imagine having a problem, again I repeat I know nothing of what you refer to.

What I do know is that getting into pissing contests with guys (and ladies) is a no win situation for a provider (I found this out the hard way) The provider while taking a defensive stance may appear argumentative , even if she isn't, she may be angry and appear hostile (even if she isnt) and she looks jkind of silly going back and forth, ESPECIALLY with Vermeer. The hookers winds up having guys avoid her because she seems to be controvercial, or where there is smoke there is fire, and by responding and re-responding it just makes that smoke thicker. So who looses? Sure Miki may have gotten some guys to see her from here because you all keep mentioning her name, but she has also lost alot of guys that simply lurk here that prefer to keep a low profile and prefer the same in a provider. Now what happens to the guy she had the pissing contest with? Nothing, he goes about his business, still sees hookers and sets a fire under her ass cause he knows he can.

April

[EVdenizen]

Originally posted by April
.......Now what happens to the guy she had the pissing contest with? Nothing, he goes about his business.......April

Vermeer needs to get spanked! Would you do it for $ 37.80 ???

[EVdenizen]

$ 38.00 ???

[Keyser Soze]

Miki, some advise. I saw you website, judging by your pics your no better, no worse then some of the other older women who are popular here, Betty, April, Vanessa/Kimmie. You have nice eyes. The fact that more then one person says you aren't as good as your pics hurts but its mostly the body comments and Kimmie and Betty are both over 250 pounds but they do alright. What you need to do is develop a sexy board persona and guys will come to see you. They will be intrigued. Talk about how much you love sex, how wet you pussy gets, ect. Forget about arguing with Vermeer. Just like 90 % of the women who go into prositution, most of the guys who's only sex comes from hookers are damaged goods. Vermeer hates women and I bet he is holding his dick as he is typing his insults. You need a few good reviews here so you should do what Kimmie and Betty do and run UG specials. Maybe a little SFT for a few selected well know UG guys and you will be on your way. Good luck and don't let the haters run you off the board.

[jp1064]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
...Kimmie and Betty are both over 250 pounds... Man, I can't wait to see their comments on this one! What planet would that be on, Jupiter?

[Kimmie]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Kimmie and Betty are both over 250 pounds but they do alright.

OMG!! You told my secret!!

You rat bastid!!!

;)

[betty_snj]

I see that Billy the Kid is back with his spewed venom.

You should be careful in not to bite yourself by mistake. As you know, for certain species, it's a fatal mistake.

Is really interesting to know that you bring a scale with you when you book a whore.

Yeah, April, Kimmie and myself are well known and respected in the whoring boards, too bad you cannot say the same about yourself.

:)

[jp1064]

Originally posted by jp1064
What planet would that be on, Jupiter? Your weight on other worlds (http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/)

[April]

wow I don't wanna live on Jupiter, Venus now is only 11 lbs less than my real weight so when they start shuttleing us to different planets I want to live on Jupiter, Uranus isn't bad either (no peanut gallery remarks) !!!

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by April
Uranus isn't bad either (no peanut gallery remarks) !!!

Shouldn't this be in the "greek today.... gone tomorrow" thread?

[jp1064]

Originally posted by April
wow I don't wanna live on Jupiter,.... I want to live on Jupiter,... I can't make up my mind either April. I think I want to live on Uranus too! ;)

[Slinky Bender]

Trivia question:

In what movie was a charater played by Fred Ward named Jupiter?

[jp1064]

Something called, "Enough" (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0278435/).

What well known porn star(s), starred as a character named Jupiter?

[April]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Shouldn't this be in the "greek today.... gone tomorrow" thread?


ba dum dum dum ching,,,,,I guess I walked right into that one lol



See Miki this is what I'm referring to, everyone knows vermeers m.o., you should be trying to put forth a persona that makes people want to see you, not avoid you due to the hostility of your posts, granted he started the bs, but sometimes it's best to just walk away with your head high.

Also it takes more than new teeth and a makeover to become a sought after excort it takes good service, personality, outgoingness, and BTW I'M the best MILF in the parts (just kidding, no one is the best one mans garbage is anothers furniture) It all depends on the individuals likes and dislikes and it goes much further than just the outside appearance. Its what is presented, and as of this thread all I honestly see is a woman that is telling too much of her personal business to guys that are making fun of her so does it really matter what they think?
Also CL is full of lowlife's that are looking to spend less than $100, I tried it once or twice most were no shows the rest tried to chew down the rate on the phome which was promptly hung up. I will say I have had luck w CL maybe 3 times, mind you I'm not a reg over there either but when the hub bub about it first started i gave it a try and it was a big waste of time, but hey if thats the market your looking for, then more power to ya.

This is all IMHO and my viewpoint.

April
aka
www.samanthaofnewyork.com

[MikitheMilf]

i love what i do and do it well ..i get my business from Eros, CL is where i started...i am into giving top notch service,i am well reviewed, into sex, all types especially oral and really get off on pleasing. i so appreciate all your advice..i have taken these guys too seriously, my business hasnt suffered as UG is just a small part of the market but i would love to meet some you guys... thanks to vermeer i no longer am working from home and its sooo much better...thanks vermeer, i'd been meaning to make aq move.

[EVdenizen]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
...thanks vermeer, i'd been meaning to make aq move.

So invite him over and give him a good bbbj.

[MikitheMilf]

he wants.. ill give him a discount

[betty_snj]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
he wants.. ill give him a discount

I think you should charge him more because he has a dick fixation....have your strap on ready girl

[MikitheMilf]

i'm lubeing it uip now...i'm ready...

[vermeer]

that marketing pitch only works in the Appalachian mountains, and West Virginia coal mining towns...

Which is probably what the NYC equivalent of miki's fleabag customers is...

fyi, april, the expression is "jew down (the price)" not "chew down"

[erueru]

fyi, april, the expression is "jew down (the price)" not "chew down" [/B][/QUOTE]

A misogynist, a bigot and now an etymologist!
Way to go, vermin!

[loulovesit]

why dont u all check her out on cityvibe the chick is not bad looking and stop the hate

[Slinky Bender]

Where's the fun in that?

[MikitheMilf]

cant we hate someone else on wednesdays??? Huh, slinky?

[Slinky Bender]

Just the punchline:

"You're not going to like Wednesdays"

"Why"

"It's your turn in the barrel"

[reflexnt]

I'd personally like to see Miki & Betty tackle the anaconda
lol

[NoName2]

Jeez, Brooklyn Boy - you're like a walking psychological case study - you're quite pathetic actually - I couldn't even fathom having the ability to say shit like that to another human being - you are quite a loser.

[MikitheMilf]

bb is incessantly dragging my name all over this board...he must have some issues..I am a reliable, honest provider with many decent reviews..its been over a year he should let it go already... on the other hand, he has been great for business...

[vermeer]

Miki, you are neither reliable nor honest.
You're a junkie, addict, with bad teeth and a smelly cunt.

[Dondee]

Vermeer,

You made YOUR point. Now how about cooling your heels for a while. Let people decide on their own from the facts that are already posted.

[BklynBoy]

I haven't mentioned Miki in a long time. Did you just wake up? I haven't bashed her anywhere other than where she has talking shit and deserved it. In fact, instead of mentioning her name in the CL MILF review thread, I just referred to being disappointed with other MILFs. I guess my opinions hit too close to home; you can write Vermeer off for being over the top, but my criticism must ring a little too true, eh Miki?

NoName2 your brilliant analysis is noted and I hope you enjoyed your free session. Did she pop out her new teeth for ya?

Buy an ad here Miki. I ain't giving you no more free press.

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by vermeer
Miki, you are neither reliable nor honest.
You're a junkie, addict, with bad teeth and a smelly cunt.

1-I don't have bad teeth, I DONT HAVE ANY TEETH,I have tooth implants
2-I am an addict IN RECOVERY, I am sober
3- you never were near my cunt...But i wish you were, all the time, it's like I'm obsessed or something
4-I think I love you, please make me your bitch,I'll do ANYTHING except lie or show up late or not at all without calling

vermie your my hero...."sigh"

[reflexnt]

koom by ya my lord
koom by ya

little dicks are arguing with a tight pussy koom by ya
she's still getting paid.......
koom by ya
if you had a big dick she'd probably not be so bored in the bed
koom by ya
oh lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd koom by ya

LMAO

[Anaconda]

I went and saw Miki today after we'd had a nice phone convo. Here's the deal with her from mypoint of view.
I arrived at her place, she came down and greeted me, let me just say she has a great pair of legs, you don't see calves like hers often these days....
For a woman in her late 40's I think she's in great shape, I knew going in that I wasn't dealing with a 20 y/o, I knew there would be some flab and etc.
So we get up to her place, not too bad, I've seen worse in soho, lol she talks to me for a few we laugh and then she gets to work.... she inhaled my cock and it was a great CBJ. She did everything I liked, she looks up at you while she's sucking, makes those slurping sounds, she's a real freak. She got really wet and lubed me up then climbed on top for a ride, she did well taking the snake, she is really tight and likes to be pounded, I obliged and made her cum several times.

Few things to note:
#1: the scar: yes it is there and is definately noticeable, but after being in a major car accident she's hangin in there, once she put on something to conceal it I will be honest, I felt normal pounding away.

#2. the talent: Miki has a HUGE wardrobe, I know to some of you dudes this might not mean a thing, but to some of us this is a great advantage. You want a slutty nurse, she can dress up like one, you want a bad cop chick, she can sport that look too.....

I enjoyed her and she gives awesome head......

[BigMadM]

some things are just crystal clear now.

[MikitheMilf]

elaborate

[BigMadM]

miki, alot of guys came here and stated what they stated. Alot of bad press, some good.
You came here and defended yourself. You need not worry.
Alot of guys will take what they want out of these threads, but a new person, with one post, posts a review, and it sounds glowing, uh.......it doesnt sit well at this point with me. But hey, Im only one poster, so dont sweat it. Good luck to you.
Best to just let this thread die down,

Look at it like this, I never heard of you until mentioned here I think. So Im sure a thousand other guys got your name off of this board, and that, is fantastic publicity, and the fact that even the not so great reviewers posted you try hard to please, I wonder how many clients you got off of here. Be happy, dont worry about someone saying stuff about you. But, when I read a reveiw of a first time poster, a glowing review, put in now, I dont know.Thats all Im saying.

[BigMadM]

Originally posted by BigMadM
miki, alot of guys came here and stated what they stated. Alot of bad press, some good.
You came here and defended yourself. You need not worry.
Alot of guys will take what they want out of these threads, but a new person, with one post, posts a review, and it sounds glowing, uh.......it doesnt sit well at this point with me. But hey, Im only one poster, so dont sweat it. Good luck to you.
Best to just let this thread die down,

Look at it like this, I never heard of you until mentioned here I think. So Im sure a thousand other guys got your name off of this board, and that, is fantastic publicity, and the fact that even the not so great reviewers posted you try hard to please, I wonder how many clients you got off of here. Be happy, dont worry about someone saying stuff about you. But, when I read a reveiw of a first time poster, a glowing review, put in now, I dont know.Thats all Im saying.

(youre what 50?, flabby, have other old age normal shit, dont sweat it if you can still charge 250 and get it.
I pay my ATFs 200-250, and they are in their early 20s and thin, and quite attractive, so you are so well ahead of the game.)
good luck, stay healthy, live long, and enjoy your kids, thats all thats matters anyway.

[betty_snj]

BMM,

I know who Anaconda is...he's an UG poster who changed his handle to post Mikis review.

He's using the name I gave to him...if you go to my website and click on the videos link, go to the "Nubian Series" and you will see Anaconda...the biggest dick I ever seen in my life, it really looks like a reptile reason I nicknamed him that.

I don't know Miki, or what kind of issues the guys posting here have with her, but I think is unfair for her get slapped with review herself when there is not the case.

xoxoxoxo

Betty

[BigMadM]

Im so happy for him, so he has a big dick.
Im happy with my wee wee, I have no penis envy.
Im glad he enjoyed his time with Miki.

[jseah]

BMM....you have too many syllables in your haiku......

[xxx_xoxo]

so happy he is
bmm with his big dick;
no need for envy

[betty_snj]

Originally posted by BigMadM
Im so happy for him, so he has a big dick.
Im happy with my wee wee, I have no penis envy.
Im glad he enjoyed his time with Miki.

I was not comparing YOU to him...of course you don't have penis envy, you have a big one too.

:)

[MikitheMilf]

I am NOT responsible for the review,it was given by a satisfied client who is a regular poster on ug. You are so quick to want to cast aspersions on my integrity and it pisses me off...I am a 47 year old provider, I am not flabby I am 19% body fat ,. I am NOT overweight. I have great teeth and I swallowed Anocondas dick to the hilt, took him deep in my dripping pussy and let him stick all 14 inches into me doggy style...i came,screamed like a fucking banshee....and I would have given him my ass but we were both played out. I give some of the best head in NYC,I'm just tired of your shit...rather than constantly looking to mess me over come on over, gratis and let me show you what I'm fucking made of...you'll write a glowing review too!!!!!!!!
P.S. I get 300hr..

[Anaconda]

Being that my Yanks lost last night and I am still ticked..................
let me address some things
#1: Betty did give me that name, I made it and posted a review, live with it

#2: There's several providers out there. Before I met Betty I read some of the reviews on her and some of them were just flat out disturbing. The same thing goes for Miki. The simple fact is these women show dudes that are interested a collection of jpegs & gif's they have on their hard drive. There are no lies, no fake pics, it's really them. Alot of providers do the same but they are usually porn stars visiting the tri-state working for an agency............and I know what some dudes will reply to on that last comment [No dude you're wrong I know quite a few providers that DO show pics like Betty & Miki] but you won't post their links or show their pics so don't go there.

#3. Most providers for the amount these women collect usually get their CLIENTS to pay for the place prior to them showing up. If you went to someone's home and didn't like what you saw, who's fault is that? You should have got your own room and done the deed there. LOL

#4. Some guys like the older women/milf provider & some don't. From what I've read on this thread alone it seems like the provider has to be like one of those chicks from milfhunter.com to even get respected. Well guess what, for 10 big ones you too can get one of those actresses for an hour odds are she'll be faking it though because let's face it, as good as she looks chances are you aren't as good looking as that dude they cast her with to do the scene.

and finally........................
#5. Yeah the Yanks lost and we didn't get pennant #40, but so what. Once again the greatest team in sports history made it to the playoffs. That in itself is worthy of applause. But starting Kevin Brown on any game 7 is a dumb move and I know Torre is staying put, but Brown and a few other pitchers have to GO. Bring in some high school kids and some college pitchers and rebuild that whole unit.

[BigMadM]

betty has vouched for me, so if she says Anaconda is ok, thats good enough for me.
Im sorry if I offended you.
it was just the timing of the review.



I have enough enemies on this board, I dont want anymore.
peace.

[Dondee]

I normally do not post reviews of providers I have seen. I only posted one to date, that was when I first busted my "UG cherry". Now I feel that I need to write one here, not as a white knight, not as one looking for favors from a provider, but just because I feel that there needs to be some fairness to this thread.

I read the initial review on Miki on UG, and then read further reviews on TER. I looked at her photos. I made up my mind that I wanted to see her. I have to say that her pictures were up to date and portrayed the woman that opened the door to let me in. The apartment was cluttered, but neat and clean. Miki was wearing a short, tight black skirt (my request, granted to a person she never meet and probably had no idea of my character-she is very accommodating). I asked her to do a little dancing and strutting for me and she complied. She bent over at my request and showed me a pretty, clean-shaven, pussy that later proved to be sweet of smell and taste. We groped each other and made out like teenagers, her on my lap while I sat in her easy chair. I liberated her breasts and sucked on her responsive nipples while she nuzzled my neck and ears. While still in the chair I (we) managed to get Miki rotated and elevated enough for me to start tasting her sweet, wet pussy. After a while we both removed our clothes and moved to her bed and began some 69. Miki gives exceptional head. Her mouth is HOT and wet and she takes you all the way into her mouth (no big trick when it comes to me lol). She makes eye contact with you while she sucks on your tool, and she is responsive to your feedback. She enjoys what she is doing and she wants you to enjoy what she is doing to you. She covered me and straddled me and rode me like a bull rider. All the while making eye contact and stroking my chest. When I was close, she had me sit on the edge of the bed and she continued to orally service me until I burst a load into her mouth which she swallowed....a big first for me. We rested for a while and went on to round two, which I completed, on her chest. We rested some more and talked. Then I cleaned up and left.

I knew when I left that I would see Miki again. I said she is responsive and she truly is. She has read all that is being said of her and she is making adjustments; as an example, so many complained about her small apartment, that she now is seeing clients at a nice hotel, in a neat spacious suite.

That is where I saw Miki on my second visit. She greeted me like an old friend (yes I know, I AM 56). We replayed our first visit scenario pretty much word for word, except this time it was a bit more comfortable for me because of the spaciousness of the suite ( I am a BIG guy!)and I was a bit more comfortable with myself and with Miki. I won't bore you with the details again.

I do want to point out that Miki strives to make you feel good, not just with the sex, but with the entire "date". She is a good conversationalist, she is smart and funny and laughs easily to your(my) stupid jokes.

Let me just say that my time spent with Miki was enjoyable and very fulfilling for me.

Now so that you may better understand and appreciate my review, you have to understand me a bit. I AM what BMM likes to think he is.......OLD (56), FAT (265) I'll throw in bald, and no Brad Pitt. I love women and I love to pamper women. I have never hidden my UG handle from any woman I have seen through UG and from other sources. I book at least three hours for my dates. I like to take things slow as I like to talk to the women, get to know them and take my time in trying to pleasure them as much as I enjoy being pleasured by them. I am usually only good for one "pop" so I take what I can get.....but sex, for me at least, is not measured in the number of cups one gets, but in the total experience of giving and receiving pleasure.

........At this point let me say, we all have a choice. When you have gathered all the facts and have digested them, then make your decision, one way or another to see or not a certain provider. If you need to review, be truthful whether it is positive or negative. If its negative, remember that there is chemistry involved in our hobby and that maybe the session was not what you expected because of her shortcomings or maybe it was due to your falling short, or a combination of the two. Different strokes for different folks, your mileage may vary, etc ad infinitum. Just say the "yea or nay" and leave it at that. Don't beat up on the person. Lets start showing some respect for one another.

I'm done....

[Casper]

Originally posted by Dondee
I'm done....

3 hours are up? ;)

Glad you never wrote up a review of the time we hung out.

[BigMadM]

You didnt see my apology?

[MikitheMilf]

Thank you BMM for apologizing that was big...dondee and anoconda, you are true gentlemen. I hope that all this stuff can finally be laid to rest. Slinky, could you please figure a way to accept my payment, i want to post my ad as soon as possible...its time to give back.

[Casper]

I think the APM accepts freebies. If not, he should.

[jras]

Originally posted by Dondee
I normally do not post reviews of providers I have seen. I only posted one to date, that was when I first busted my "UG cherry". Now I feel that I need to write one here, not as a white knight, not as one looking for favors from a provider, but just because I feel that there needs to be some fairness to this thread.
...
I'm done....
nice review, big fella
(seriously)

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by Casper
I think the APM accepts freebies. If not, he should.

im a ho,dammit,i need $$$$$$$$$$ lmao

[xxx_xoxo]

he declined.

~ xxx.

[TheRedDragon]

Originally posted by xxx_xoxo
he declined.

~ xxx.

He wants YOU to pay HIM.

[jp1064]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
im a ho,dammit,i need $$$$$$$$$$ lmao Any plans for a tour in Northern New Jersey.

[Slinky Bender]

Originally posted by xxx_xoxo
he declined.

~ xxx.

Will you please stop repeating this lie? Please?

[ODB]

Originally posted by xxx_xoxo
he declined.

~ xxx.

I won't.

[Dondee]

Originally posted by Casper
3 hours are up? ;)

Glad you never wrote up a review of the time we hung out.

If I were to, I would have had to say you give "BBGC"

[Casper]

I'm afraid to ask.

[ODB]

Originally posted by Anaconda

Miki has a HUGE wardrobe, I know to some of you dudes this might not mean a thing, but to some of us this is a great advantage. You want a slutty nurse, she can dress up like one, you want a bad cop chick, she can sport that look too.....

I enjoyed her and she gives awesome head......

This is the part of your review that tips off it's bogus or did you go through her closet at the hotel, and how much wardrobe can she carry around.

If I'm wrong, correct me by telling how much you paid her that day.

[MikitheMilf]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ODB
This is the part of your review that tips off it's bogus or did you go through her closet at the hotel, and how much wardrobe can she carry around.

If I'm wrong, correct me by telling how much you paid her that day. [/QUOTE

Did it ever occur to you that we talked during the session. FYI, I saw Anaconda in my home,and he paid me my full donation.

Do you have anything better to do than to make ridiculous accusations? I find UG to be a fun and informative board butthis is really reaching,ODB, do you think I have to give it away for a review? I think not!!!!

[Anaconda]

I dont spend my life on UG, no offense but the drama on here is up to soap opera standards, LOL

anyway

I didn't hook up with her @ a hotel, I never said that, if you go back to my 1st post it says "her place"; reading is fundamental. As far as how much I spent, I thought UG was a place where we didn't call out monetary figures in the threads? If I'm wrong call me on it and I'll put that in.

ODB here's the deal, I'm not saying Miki is perfect, or that she's the world's best fuck, or b/j expert. I'm saying the time spent with her was enjoyable and I pointed out her pros & cons in my opinion. I'm not running to UG and telling everyone to go f**k her, I just gave a review. As far as calling me bogus on anything I typed that's your opinion and you're entitled to it, I have nothing to prove, at the end of the day this is just another forum with a bunch of different "opinions."

Please don't take this as a personal attack, like I said, I rarely come on here because ½ the stuff I read in the threads is simplistic at best. Once again, that's my "opinion."

[Anaconda]

BMM I know you didn't try to offend me. To be honest the timing of my review based on the timing of posts would have made me skeptical had I been in your shoes.

LOL

[ODB]

Originally posted by Anaconda
I dont spend my life on UG, no offense but the drama on here is up to soap opera standards, LOL

anyway

I didn't hook up with her @ a hotel, I never said that, if you go back to my 1st post it says "her place"; reading is fundamental. As far as how much I spent, I thought UG was a place where we didn't call out monetary figures in the threads? If I'm wrong call me on it and I'll put that in.

ODB here's the deal, I'm not saying Miki is perfect, or that she's the world's best fuck, or b/j expert. I'm saying the time spent with her was enjoyable and I pointed out her pros & cons in my opinion. I'm not running to UG and telling everyone to go f**k her, I just gave a review. As far as calling me bogus on anything I typed that's your opinion and you're entitled to it, I have nothing to prove, at the end of the day this is just another forum with a bunch of different "opinions."

Please don't take this as a personal attack, like I said, I rarely come on here because ½ the stuff I read in the threads is simplistic at best. Once again, that's my "opinion."

I still don't see you list a monetary figure for the session combinded with the timing of both of you posting back to back which leads me to believe it was a freebie for a positive review.

[ODB]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ODB
This is the part of your review that tips off it's bogus or did you go through her closet at the hotel, and how much wardrobe can she carry around.

If I'm wrong, correct me by telling how much you paid her that day. [/QUOTE

Did it ever occur to you that we talked during the session. FYI, I saw Anaconda in my home,and he paid me my full donation.

Do you have anything better to do than to make ridiculous accusations? I find UG to be a fun and informative board butthis is really reaching,ODB, do you think I have to give it away for a review? I think not!!!!

Yes I do and so does the majority of the board.

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by ODB
Yes I do and so does the majority of the board.

Have you guys been talking on the phone behind my back???If that is indeed true then there would be no way that i could remain in business and be as sucessful as i am. your posts lead me to believe that you are a very sad little man whose lack of ability to form aa independent opinion is only overshadowed by his complete ignorance. UG is not the only review board, i have at least 4 positive reviews on here as well as 3 pages of decent reviews on TER...I earn ALOT of $$$$. Do you think im basically fucking everyone for free...NOT..i wouldnt have time to work then....

[ODB]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
Have you guys been talking on the phone behind my back???If that is indeed true then there would be no way that i could remain in business and be as sucessful as i am. your posts lead me to believe that you are a very sad little man whose lack of ability to form aa independent opinion is only overshadowed by his complete ignorance. UG is not the only review board, i have at least 4 positive reviews on here as well as 3 pages of decent reviews on TER...I earn ALOT of $$$$. Do you think im basically fucking everyone for free...NOT..i wouldnt have time to work then....

I could care less what you do just how low you have stooped to bypass paying for an ad.

[MikitheMilf]

apparently something is disturbing you...could it be that a supposed skank is making in a day what you make in a week???AND GETTING MORE HOT SEX THAN YOU CAN DREAM OF...

[ODB]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
apparently something is disturbing you...could it be that a supposed skank is making in a day what you make in a week???AND GETTING MORE HOT SEX THAN YOU CAN DREAM OF...

I refuse to go back and forth with you about nothing since it's obvious you're too cheap to pay for an ad therefore your word means moot!

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by ODB
I refuse to go back and forth with you about nothing since it's obvious you're too cheap to pay for an ad therefore your word means moot!

the proper usage of the word moot would be "is moot"

[MikitheMilf]

"I refuse to go back and forth with you about nothing since it's obvious you're too cheap to pay for an ad therefore your word means moot! "


Main Entry: [3]moot
Function: adjective
Date: circa 1587
1 a : open to question : DEBATABLE b : subjected to discussion : DISPUTED
2 : deprived of practical significance : made abstract or purely academic

[curious]

Micki's On Orally-administered Thorazine???

[MikitheMilf]

close but no cigar....wellbutrin

[twittle_bee]

The drama...oh I mean the men of UG.....lol
Do me a favor. Write some bad stuff about me also I could use some publicity on here. None of you know me and I don't put AD's up, would ruin my real job.
LMAO...
JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE REVIEW......

Liked the Wellbutrin comeback though, swift my friend ;)

Angie

[Daniel_NYC]

Originally posted by twittle_bee
None of you know me and I don't put AD's up, would ruin my real job.
LMAO...
JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE REVIEW......

Liked the Wellbutrin comeback though, swift my friend ;)

Angie

Don't be so sure, we are old friends, but I can keep a secret.

[MetsSweepYankees]

Originally posted by ODB
I refuse to go back and forth with you about nothing since it's obvious you're too cheap to pay for an ad therefore your word means moot!

Didn't you die a few days ago?

[MetsSweepYankees]

Originally posted by curious
Micki's On Orally-administered Thorazine???

Magnificent Orgasm On Top.

[twittle_bee]

Originally posted by Daniel_NYC
Don't be so sure, we are old friends, but I can keep a secret.

I mean ads like eros and such. I post on CLES with pics my face is blurred out of though. But now I am very curious how we are old friends....you really know how to get a girl don't you?
Sassy baby...curiously classy...that you are..lol
Kiss

[MikitheMilf]

Let me tell you guys this sweetheart is a real hottie...had the pleasure of doing a double with her the other night and it was awesome...She's fun, sexy and really hot...we made a great team and I totally loved going down on her sweet pussy....what a combo, our "friend" got the time of his life....we rocked every combination possible. For all you guys who are looking for a true GFE or two women who will truly make you shudder in total ecstasy..well you know what to do.....

[RoosterC74]

Sounds interesting! Quite possibly just a tad bit self-promotional to me. But then again, that is just me! I guess we shall see the gent was and if he posts a similar review of the action. Hopefully, it is a UG Member, or soon to be a UG Member.

[vermeer]

is this the skank-ho convention?

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by RoosterC74
Sounds interesting! Quite possibly just a tad bit self-promotional to me. But then again, that is just me! I guess we shall see the gent was and if he posts a similar review of the action. Hopefully, it is a UG Member, or soon to be a UG Member.

As an advertiser I do believe I have the right to self promote...and by the way I will be on Long Island the week after Thanksgiving . Maybe Angie will come with me....I'll have some other interesting combos available....stay tuned...
However this is not to detract from how I feel about Angie..she is truly a gem...most of my clients are not UGers, I have been run through the mud here by some unfortunate haters....I'm hoping that some of you will be able to think for yourselves and come play with me...i guarantee you will see that the rumour and innuendo are just that....You will have a great time!!!!!


Originally posted by vermeer
is this the skank-ho convention?

Good morning Vermie Dahling, missed you, you are still my favorite luver, don't be jealous, you have a tasty pussy too!!!!

[RoosterC74]

So Vermeer has a pussy now?

MF-I never said you did not have the right to self-promote yourself. Did I?

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by RoosterC74
So Vermeer has a pussy now?

MF-I never said you did not have the right to self-promote yourself. Did I?

I'm touchy out here, I've taken a lot of shit on UG and am definitely too defensive. BTW I'm into blatant self promotion ....after all,I'm in business...but I back up everything I say.

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by RoosterC74
So Vermeer has a pussy now?

MF-I never said you did not have the right to self-promote yourself. Did I?

I'm touchy out here, I've taken a lot of shit on UG and am definitely too defensive. BTW I'm into blatant self promotion ....after all,I'm in business...but I back up everything I say.

[jp1064]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
As an advertiser I do believe I have the right to self promote...and by the way I will be on Long Island the week after Thanksgiving . Maybe Angie will come with me....I'll have some other interesting combos available....stay tuned... and New Jersey?

[ODB]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
I'm touchy out here, I've taken a lot of shit on UG and am definitely too defensive. BTW I'm into blatant self promotion ....after all,I'm in business...but I back up everything I say.

Good girl, you go for yours, you've earned it.

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by jp1064
and New Jersey?

I haven't toured as yet ,I'm planning on NJ soon,Sooner if i know there's a demand...This touring thing is new to me, I'm a little nervous...any suggestions for safe locations? whats the deal with LE? I'd love to come and visit...

[thecat]

c'mon miki, come up to elmsford!!

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by thecat
c'mon miki, come up to elmsford!!

wheres Elmsford??

[robnotbob]

Westchester County, 30 minutes north of NYC..off Saw Mill Parkway.

[Kimmie]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
wheres Elmsford??

I use to travel there every single week for a year.

If you need hotel recommendations let me know..

[MikitheMilf]

Originally posted by jp1064
and New Jersey?

coming to NJ a week after next, dont know where to stay...

[jp1064]

Originally posted by MikitheMilf
I haven't toured as yet ,I'm planning on NJ soon,Sooner if i know there's a demand...This touring thing is new to me, I'm a little nervous...any suggestions for safe locations? whats the deal with LE? I'd love to come and visit... Count me in! Any of the BIG hotels in meadowlands around Giants stadium should be ok. Check with the other providers on UG for recommendations in NJ.