The Harmony re-opens!!

[Cloud Nine]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[jaydevice]

that was plain cruel

[gambino55us]

THAT WAS WORSE THAN CRUEL....THAT WAS

NASTY

[plat122]

what is this harmony?

[TC123]

Originally posted by plat122
what is this harmony?

Ah, youth.

[brykster]

Doncha just love the condescention? everybody starts somewhere...now tell me and Platt (since we were both born in this century) about the Harmony. what was it, some big jerk-off joint in the 70's. was it like Fudgies Retreat. man, from what i'm told, getting laid was so much easier and cheaper back then.

[Mr. User Name]

Originally posted by brykster
(since we were both born in this century) .

That make you a little less then five years old!
Not only was getting laid easier and cheaper back in my day it was a hell of a lot safer.

[Dondee]

Originally posted by Mr. User Name
That make you a little less then five years old!
Not only was getting laid easier and cheaper back in my day it was a hell of a lot safer.

Yeah, but you had to get through all the "hair"...!

[Duckman]

Originally posted by Cloud Nine
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Now I genuinely know whose hat I would like to shit into.

[johnmis]

Dipshit!

[Cloud Nine]

Many thanks to the people who keep posting what an asshole I am so that this thread statys at the top and fools more people 3 weeks later.

[Dondee]

you're welcome :D

[madmaxxxnyc]

C9,

I'll try to remember to call you a derogatory name sometime next week, so you'll get a complete month out of it..it was worthy. We could start a volunteer sign up list to abuse you weekly and this could be the thread with the most hits!

FWIW,

MadMax

[Cloud Nine]

Oh! You wanted an argument!!

I'm sorry this is abuse.

[nixie]

Argument is two doors down, on the left.

[qb14]

Originally posted by nixie
Argument is two doors down, on the left.

No it's not.

[plat122]

I spoke to an oldtimer on my last trip back to NY/NJ and he gave me the lowdown on the Harmony. He said you could get a a never ending lapdance for less than $20 on a couch. The girls were cheap and for less than $50 you could get any action you wanted. I told him about the Tap in NJ and Vic's and he was not impressed. He blames mayor G for its demise...as well as the Goat. If this place is better than the Tap or Vic's someone has got to say something. Cheap FS in the City is unheard of.

[sept11forever]

Where and what are Tap and Vics?

Thanks for the info..

[Mr. User Name]

Originally posted by sept11forever
Where and what are Tap and Vics?

Irvington, N.J.
The Tap is gone. There's a listing for Vic's in the 'cheap thrills' section.

[bosshogg1981]

http://groups-beta.google.com/groups?as_q=&num=100&scoring=d&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_ugroup=alt.sex.strip-clubs&as_usubject=harmony&as_uauthors=&lr=&as_drrb=q&as_qdr=&as_mind=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=1&as_maxm=1&as_maxy=1981&safe=off

[Mr. User Name]

We have to put a stop to this shit !!!!

[frlix unger]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

This is still my favorite.

[lightweight]

It made me read the whole thread. I like it.

[NYC55]

I knew it was bullshit, but that was a cruel joke.

[Axe]

Even if it re-opened, what makes you guys think the prices and women would be the same as they were, what, 10+ years (more?) ago?

[eddielizard]

Would you even want the same women from 10+ years ago?

[nychelsea]

Even if it re-opened, what makes you guys think the prices and women would be the same as they were, what, 10+ years (more?) ago?

A very good observation, Axe.

Harmony fan (as it was 10 years ago),

Chels

[fuhecu2]

there were girls there in ages 20's-50's...so now the'd be 30's-60's..id still do most of them..anyone remember lisa a tall lightskin dominican/haitin who had great nips and after working awhile got double d's which i helped pay for them ...she had a cousin named maggie darker skin big naturals and much thicker

[justlooking]

On the basis of last night, it's definitely not as good as it used to be.

[Sandy_Mann]

I really liked their first album.

[justlooking]

Omigod! A new Harmony joke! And it's a good one!

[stevana]

And on the first post. Way to go Sandy Mann.