Need help with Career! (Sick and Tired of my boss)

[Tankcommander]

There I go again,
I work for the stupid wing of the government. There's the Insane (Judicial), and the Malicious (Executive) and the Stupid (Legislative). I spend my working hours helping make stupid laws, and my personal time breaking them.

I'm not an elected official, I just whore myself to one...LOL. I carry out his bidding although I hate it, for money

Now, I got this hobby. Most of you are my brothers in this, but here's the rub! I take home a mere pittance. Comparing hours to salary, the kid managing the local McDonalds makes more money than I do!

Someone's gotta have some pull in some Human Resource Department to help me out here, so I can see more providers...so I can be happy and work more... and make more money, and see more providers... so I can be happy and work more... so I can see more providers....

A silver badge wouldn't hurt either!

[Slinky Bender]

What's that thing called just inside the entrance of a building ?

[fletch]

Foyer?

[guy catelli]

the metal detector?

[fletch]

Oh no, I'm sorry. Vestibule!

[San_Te]

Lobby

[Slinky Bender]

I agree with San_Te as to what you should do as a future career.

( but fletch, that's only because "foyering" doens't pay nearly as well ).

[Edited by slinkybender on 01-31-2001 at 11:20 PM]

[fletch]

slinky, you're so naive. Nobody does lobbying anymore. All the smart political money is in vestibuling.

[Slinky Bender]

I thought that was "vestibulary".

[Tankcommander]

Maybe the hobby could be a lobbying tool as well...

[Slinky Bender]

Write offs !!!!!!

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Help is on the way. Dubya will be rebuilding the military and is working to increase morale.

I had the greatest scheme come to mind. You can become the driver for the providers to shuttle them back and forth to the front in your tank.

You can sell ad space to this site on the side of your tank, too, for your retirement fund. You can install webcams inside of the tank and upload streaming videos of the girls preparing for the dates and discussing the dates post facto and sell pop-up ad time.

One benefit to you in this venture is that in addition to being the CEO and a Great American Patriot, you also get to be the VP of HR and can interview all potential talent.

All we need to really get this to take off is a nice military conflict of reasonable duration and minimal loss to the country.......hmmmmm. Hey...with the 'closure' of the Lockerbie trial, perhaps there will be an invasion to get Bin Laden.

I can hear the cash register singing in my thoughts. Cha-ching.

[Geezy Muldoon]

TankCommander:

Buy some red thigh highs for your boss and get him out there walking the streets like a real politician. Then collect 10% of all his earnings.

[MrNY]

:)

[MrNY]

You can go back to school - Maybe like the Wilson Technical Institute, get a certification in computer repair and hook-up with the right people.....

to replace all of the missing "W" keys on the keyboards from the Clinton Whitre-House

[robnotbob]

I actually do know some partners in a major lobbying law firm in NYC.

There's one guy I know who does some vestibuling but he is a one man show. Not hiring right now.

Seriously.....

robderbs@yahoo.com

[Edited by robnotbob on 02-01-2001 at 04:19 PM]

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by MrNY
:)


Thanks....I'm just a sick fuck inbetween jobs with lots of creative energy on my hands.

I do have a serious question, tho. Just what exactly does Billy C need with an 8000 sq ft office in MidTown?

That's like 3 normal Princeton homes....outrageous.

[Slinky Bender]

I heard that his office is costing the taxpayers more than those of the four previous Presidents combined.

[Edited by slinkybender on 02-01-2001 at 07:34 PM]

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

You mean we're paying for this slimy bastard to have an office in Midtown?

The security costs alone must be astronomical.

Why can't he get several phone lines in the house at Chapaqua and be happy like the rest of us.

I'm gonna send emails to Sen Clinton to complain

[HornDogBuddah]

OETT: you must not have looked in the Princeton Packet recently. Some Great Rooms in Princeton homes approach the 8,000 foot mark. Well, maybe not exactly, but ...

And I did hear that Bill's new offices near Carnegie Hall will cost $55K per month in rent. And that does not include hot and cold running blondes.

[fletch]

He seems to prefer brunettes these days.

[Tankcommander]

Cut straight to the chase LOL
a real PSE!

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by HornDogBuddah
And I did hear that Bill's new offices near Carnegie Hall will cost $55K per month in rent. And that does not include hot and cold running blondes.


I give this slut puppy 1 year tops before he's boffing some young thing and Hillary's dating Al Sharpton on the rebound.

This Good Ole Boy from Arkansas is a drama junkie, and I'm sure he's gonna suffer from lack of news coverage. My prediction is that he pulls off a grand stunt to grab headline space and face time on TV. Sad.