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YankeeCrankee
08-28-2001, 07:40 AM
Guys,
T&A's is a well-known 'juice bar' on Rt.53 in Monsey, NY.
I remember hearing stories about this place for years, and just blew it off as being typical 'gogo bar embelishment' (every guy has heard bullshit stories about what someone saw or did in a gogo bar)

Well, I must say, the stories I heard were true. Very attractive naked women who danced on the bartop, willing to wrap their legs around your head, willing to display themselves to you like a plate of rare roast beef.
(of course, no touching is allowed, however, the girls might touch you a bit)

Anyhow, you'll be asked constantly if you want a lapdance, literally from the moment you walk in. I have gotten a few lap dances there and they have always been great, although expensive. $5 admission to the lapdance area, $20 a dance.

The last time I was up there was well over a year ago. I had about $300 burning a hole in my pants - certainly what I thought would be enough to have a few lap dances and some fun.

Turns out, as soon as I walk in, one of the barmaids starts talking to me. She was extremely attractive, and extremly nice to talk to. She makes up some bullshit story to me that all the barmaids are having a contest to see who can get the most lap dances, and she'd like to give me a lap dance, etc. Well, she suckers me into going into the "Champange Room" ($50 to the house and $200 to her). Well, for $250, I got one terrible lapdance, and was told, if I wanted her to take off her clothes, or if I wanted her to touch me, it would cost
more! I must have had 'Sucker' written all over me that day.

Well, remember, I already spent $7 to get in the place, plus whatever a coke costs. I took whatever money I had left and got the hell out of that place.

T&A's lost a customer that day, I would never go back. I used to bring a lot of business into that place. Management shouldn't let the girls scam like that.

Nudity is nice, but it's not worth the price. For $250, I would be treated like a king at Lace, or any other establishment. (not to mention the fact I could enjoy a few beers instead of watered down cola)

-Yankee

jzed
08-28-2001, 09:52 AM
There's no sex in the Champaign room!

ZED

YankeeCrankee
08-28-2001, 12:06 PM
Want to know the saddest, most pathetic part of the story? A buddy of mine warned me about her about a week before I went there. I figured, with ME it would be different! LOL!

While it's true there's no sex in the champange room, I think strip clubs have been getting a little more 'loose' in the past few years. I remember thinking a dancer allowing you to 'tuck a buck' was outrageous.

Does anyone have any outrageous "Urban Legends" surrounding what people claim to have seen happen in a gogo bar? We all know they aren't true, no matter how much we'd like to believe them

Some guy who I used to work with claims he used to work in a machine shop, and one of his co-workers was missing a hand. He claims some dancer 'mounted' his stump at the bar (some place in Jersey) What nonsense!

pitman_nyc
08-29-2001, 04:08 AM
Talk about Urban Legends....your story is now going down in history as the most expensive lap dance ever paid for, ever...!

ryan
09-06-2001, 07:44 PM
Was the girl you saw Michelle? Tall, long black hair somewhat of a big build.

I have been to T&A several times over past two years. On my second or third visit, Michelle approched me soon after I came in and whispered a bunch of explicit innuendoes in my ear to entire me to the VIP room. I declined at first, but later went for it since I hadn't tried the VIP yet. What she said did sound good. Once I gave her the money in the VIP room, she took forever to come back... I thought maybe she wasn't going to. She did but it was a very lame lap dance. $50 to house + $100 for one song. She tried to get me to take more songs... when I said I didn't have more money she suggested I could go use the ATM and come back. heh. Since then I've avoided her like the plague, but have always been amused when I see her pull the exact same routine on other guys.

There is/was also a blonde barmaid with big tits (D)probably implants. I forget her name but she was far nicer than Michelle. Easy going. I hung out with her once for almost an hour by the bar with my arm around her. Purely for research, I inquired how much for 20 minutes in the VIP room with her. She went and asked, and came back to say it would be $400 (or was it $500?)and they'd throw in an extra 10 minutes to make it a full half hour. Obviously I didn't go for it.

The third barmaid I know is a real hottie. Kelly. Brunette, late twenties, gorgeous, slim, great tan, spectacular full natural large C breasts. Great cleavage in the outfits she always wears, and she works it too... always leaning in forward when chatting up guys at the bar, etc. Looks a bit like Tiffany Amber Thiessen except hers are natural. Have been to VIP with her twice, she is into it, allows hands on, and you can take your shirt off but not your pants. Nice but expensive. No extras, or perhaps I wasn't spending enough. I have some (purely) anecdotal evidence that extras have occured in the VIP room on at least one occasion.

Also there's a camera in that VIP room. Along with the high price ($100/song with barmaids or $50/song regular girls) it ain't worth it.

Anyone know what happened to Karina ??

YankeeCrankee
09-07-2001, 05:17 AM
Guys,
I am terrible with names, but from what you describe, it must have been Michelle. Another problem with T&A's is that it's really seedy, not like a 'gentlemen's club', you feel more like you're at a peepshow that a bar (not that there is anything wrong with peepshows!)

T&A's is fine if you want an anatomy lesson, I don't know of any other place where a nude dancers will sit on the bar and wrap their legs around your neck. Also, the quality of the girls is rather high.

But, I am sure it's the same with most of you, if we have to drop $300 in a place, we don't want to just be a spectator!

- YC