BigMadM
09-03-2003, 08:15 AM
just wanted to share an incredibly embarrassing moment with all your strip club mavens.
I rarely go to a club, unless dragged before or after a bachelor party, and those days are just about over for anyone I know.
(although, on occasion, while on vacation, I might go to a tittie club with a friend who has had enough of his kids for the week)
So recently, Im on vacation. A long driving vacation.
Not my choice, but my vote doesnt count in my family, Im just the breadwinner.
Im down south, down near Cherokee country. Nothing around but mountains and woods.
We all decide to stop for a nights rest after driving 10 hours.
After 10pm, I decide to go out and fill up car with gas, and search the area for a convenience store to pick up some bottled water and other goodies.
(the hotel was off the exit, and there was not even a store within miles)
So, off I go on my search.
I pass an abandoned gas station and next to it is a building with 2 large front windows, 10ft, by 8ft, each one Id guess.
The windows are covered inside with heavy drapes, looked black, and the windows are edged with violet neon lights all around them.
There are around 7 or 8 cars in front, and I notice a few guys hanging out near one car, it looked like they were just smoking a cig.
I drove by slowly, noticed that the 4 guys were wearing, suits, but I mean one suit was purple, with a big hat.
Im thinking something like a 1970s pimp, but I didnt see no pimp mobiles around.
I figured down here, in gods country, this is the dress wear for a night out.
I scope the place over as I pass by again, and notice a few more guys going in and out, all dressed in suits, or slacks and button down shirts. No jeans, no teeshirts, and its pretty damn hot out this evening.
I find a gas station, food mart about a mile down the road, and notice a few guys in there and they are purchasing some lotto, or some kind of state run game, and cigarettes.
They are also dressed, and I find it funny, because Im in the middle of nowhere, and believe me, I mean nowhere, and all these people are dressed neatly, not my style, but neatly just the same. And I notice that the only people I saw at that neon lit building were men, and these 3 dudes were also in fancy duds and they got into the car a drove past me and pulled into the same building lot.
Now, I have to mention, everyone dude I saw was black.
(I have to be accurate, dont mean anything by it, but it was something I noticed.)
Ok I figure, gotta be a strip club or some kind of gentlemens club.
I rarely go to a club, unless dragged before or after a bachelor party, and those days are just about over for anyone I know.
(although, on occasion, while on vacation, I might go to a tittie club with a friend who has had enough of his kids for the week)
So recently, Im on vacation. A long driving vacation.
Not my choice, but my vote doesnt count in my family, Im just the breadwinner.
Im down south, down near Cherokee country. Nothing around but mountains and woods.
We all decide to stop for a nights rest after driving 10 hours.
After 10pm, I decide to go out and fill up car with gas, and search the area for a convenience store to pick up some bottled water and other goodies.
(the hotel was off the exit, and there was not even a store within miles)
So, off I go on my search.
I pass an abandoned gas station and next to it is a building with 2 large front windows, 10ft, by 8ft, each one Id guess.
The windows are covered inside with heavy drapes, looked black, and the windows are edged with violet neon lights all around them.
There are around 7 or 8 cars in front, and I notice a few guys hanging out near one car, it looked like they were just smoking a cig.
I drove by slowly, noticed that the 4 guys were wearing, suits, but I mean one suit was purple, with a big hat.
Im thinking something like a 1970s pimp, but I didnt see no pimp mobiles around.
I figured down here, in gods country, this is the dress wear for a night out.
I scope the place over as I pass by again, and notice a few more guys going in and out, all dressed in suits, or slacks and button down shirts. No jeans, no teeshirts, and its pretty damn hot out this evening.
I find a gas station, food mart about a mile down the road, and notice a few guys in there and they are purchasing some lotto, or some kind of state run game, and cigarettes.
They are also dressed, and I find it funny, because Im in the middle of nowhere, and believe me, I mean nowhere, and all these people are dressed neatly, not my style, but neatly just the same. And I notice that the only people I saw at that neon lit building were men, and these 3 dudes were also in fancy duds and they got into the car a drove past me and pulled into the same building lot.
Now, I have to mention, everyone dude I saw was black.
(I have to be accurate, dont mean anything by it, but it was something I noticed.)
Ok I figure, gotta be a strip club or some kind of gentlemens club.