My chocolate nipples are like little ebony gems

[Taylor Maiden]

Hello my American Friends,

I will be in Boston May 12th - 17th. I offer the complete package aswell as a professional grade massage.

Please view my website or ***** me and I will send you some recent photos :)

I am from Canada where we know how to treat our men.

Warmly,
Taylor Maiden

1 hr $300
2 hrs $ 400

818 613 2343
www.taylor-maiden.com
taylormaiden2002@yahoo.com

[justme]

My ashy elbows are like patches of fine ostrich leather.

[JackT]

My blistered heels are like small swatches of textured rayon fabric.

[Casper]

My hairy ass is like ... well you just have to see it for yourself.

[Dondee]

Do we have too?

[Taylor Maiden]

(EOM)

[Casper]

We're serious about everything.

[justbill_redux]

My penis is like a shriveled hotdog

[Slinky Bender]

That's what you get for leaving it around and having it end up on some street vendor on Second Avenue's blanket.

[Taylor Maiden]

When I read about how gross it was, well I just kept gawking at the screen. For once I was speechless. Mouth open and nothing in it.

You know for years I've been telling my friends to put sunscreen on. Your penis could possibly be the best friend you will ever have. Exposing your best friend to the frying heat of the sun or a lamp just isn't right.

I have a few suggestions as to how to "re-plump" it but this is not a forensic lab thread. I'm sure that this could well be a story line for CSI.

- I am booking my hotel in the morning. Is Downtown a good locaton? I believe it is the Financial district.

[Thorn]

Taylor, don't fret about our friends here. Its not like they don't think you are a find bit of womanly flesh. They just get a case of the giggles when they see flowery writing styles.

This isn't the Shelley or Keats crowd here.

Had you written:

Hello. I am Taylor and I am down from my native Canada to suck all your dicks and pump you dry for a reasonable offer made to the my favorite charity; me.

They would have lined up around the block...

Well, providing the BJ was BB. This is, for the most part, a BBBJTC, CFS kinda crowd. You know. Blue seat Ranger fans. Not the more sophisticated folks who sit at the glass in Toronto. :)

[Drive a Porsche Potvin, drive a Porsche.]

Go Devils!

[Thorn]

Ah, in case it wasn't obvious... the above was an attempt at humor.

[Taylor Maiden]

Thanks for all the love guys. I'm leaving on the 18th for New York.

Let me know if you want to pop over tonight or tomorrow May 17th..

[Dondee]

Originally posted by Thorn
[Drive a Porsche Potvin, drive a Porsche.] (http://www.csh.rit.edu/~kenny/rangers/media/sounds/potvin.wav)

Go Devils!

[Taylor Maiden]

Thanks for all the dinners and the trip to the Casino guys.

I had a fantastic time in Boston. I'll tell all of my girls.

I love my boston Men.