Review: Dawn

[Carl M]

Saw Dawn for the second time. Ill tell you guys something she is some kinda sexual dynamo. You get her motor running and you got some kick ass Cajun dream. She is an excellent kisser. My man Ozzy knows exactly the type of kissing I like and she definitely supplies it. She is bigtime multiorgasmic- in fact she was so vocal I thought LE was gonna bust my door down!. You want BJ- hows about bare backed down to your ball sac. You want cowgirl action- she'll goddam ride you until your fuckin bed collapses! Time is meaningless to her! Could have had 2 hours from her, I was the one who had to leave- she wanted me to stay- is this a women or is this a women!!! Now I know many of you are not on the best terms with Alyssa, I too was on her shit list!, but she is starting to mellow out- so if you need help in connecting- email me!

[Ozzy]

frog, fletch, mrny..........before you say it....

I HAVE NEVER KISSED CARL!

besides my heart belongs to slinky TFH/APM.



sb, we still on for tonight?





[Edited by Ozzy on 01-26-2001 at 04:19 PM]

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by Carl M
....Now I know many of you are not on the best terms with Alyssa...

i've never met Alyssa, but we have always had a cordial online relationship.

apparently, though, there is some sort of 'controversy'. would someone care to outline the he-said/she-said of the case for me?

[MrNY]

?

[Ozzy]

i think the APM made it clear someplace, that we shouldn't say anything if we didn't have something nice to say.............about someone who is not here on UG to defend themselves.

that goes for AY and a few people who you've already mentioned guy.



[Edited by Ozzy on 01-26-2001 at 04:21 PM]

[jjbond]

did she have a website or can you give me the number for dawn and any info thanks

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by Ozzy
[B]i think the APM made it clear someplace, that we shouldn't say anything if we didn't have something nice to say.............about someone who is not here on UG to defend themselves.

that goes for AY and a few people who you've already mentioned guy.


Ozzy, you know i try never to disagree with anyone ;-)

but, taken at face value, that means no negative reviews about escorts not active on the board.

this board is open to all. you don't have to subscribe to the newspaper for the newspaper to have the right to report negative info about you.

btw, i know you haven't mentioned this, but since we're on the subject, posting something here about someone who isn't a regular reader has nothing to do with publishing derogatory info in a secret newspaper whose readers are sworn to secrecy.

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by jjbond
did she have a website or can you give me the number for dawn and any info thanks

http://www.alyssayoung.com/Dawn/dawn.htm

i've never met Dawn. but, she seems to have handled some very 'delicate' situations on ny *** with great aplomb, which is usually a very good sign.

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

APM

This is a dupe Pls delete

[Edited by One Eyed Trouser Trout on 01-26-2001 at 06:09 PM]

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by Carl M
- is this a women or is this a women!!!

I've opened her website and looked at her pics. I prefer that my women have faces and not some evidence of an Xfile alien invasion...

[Ozzy]

GC,
I was not talking about bad reviews.


I thought you were smarter than that. I think everyone knew i was speaking of the person.

[Edited by Ozzy on 01-26-2001 at 06:35 PM]

[frog]

oz, are you talking about that thing who asked you not to talk about it?

[MrNY]

I think Oz was talking about:

- the "gatekeeper"......
- the pre-boink-boink......
- the only one who knows what BYOT is.....

[Ozzy]

i thought we weren't going to say bad things about peope who weren't here at UG......

i already got yelled at........you get me in soo much trouble.

[Ozzy]

adriaNa's got it frog.

plus i thought guy should stop throwing around old jag business and it's members names, specially those who aren't here at UG.

[frog]

bring your own thong? burn you one time? baste young owls twice?

[frog]

oz, you & I better watch it else we might lose our silver badge.

[Ozzy]

they'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers.

[frog]

or trade me a gold one for it

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by frog
oz, you & I better watch it else we might lose our silver badge.


And that would leave just ME for the time being...oh, the horror of it all.

Anyway...this thread, started by that Carl guy who wears Depends now that he's a senior citizen, should go back to the original topic

DAWN

[Carl M]

Hey Guy, if you need to be set up let me know- I got pull with her!

[Rufus Moses]

APH what is the local policy on cyberpimping? Or repetitive "e-mail me" disorder?

Will obviously go with whatever the local culture or management calls for...

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by Rufus Moses
... what is the local policy on cyberpimping?...

first they took the cyberpimps...and i didn't protest;

then they took the ass-kissers...and i didn't protest;

then they took the boot-licking, panty-sniffing fluffball traders ... and i didn't protest;

then ...

[badz]

.

[Edited by badz on 05-23-2001 at 09:47 PM]

[Carl M]

I was in contact with Dawn this AM and she was very upset over a couple morons on ***. I did tell her this will never happen on UG. She was very appreciative of the fact there is an alternative to ***. Believe me anyone who sees her from here and you treat her accordingly you will receive tenfold back from her!!

[Edited by Carl M on 01-29-2001 at 04:23 PM]

[LIDAWN]

i would love to take time to chat with you guys at any time...
Yes alyssa is not bad she is careful but the bot thing is hysterical boy what a great secret..
Don't let her get a bad wrap ok she is really a great wonderful person when you know her on a firendship level.. yes she has a temper but.. regardless she is a good person........
Carl mmmm are you giving details out shame on you wink grin........
HUGZZ DAWN

[Slinky Bender]

"OK GUYS ASK AWAY? HONEST ANSWERS"

OK.

"but the bot thing is hysterical" ?????????

[Ozzy]

i thought we figured it out to be thorozine [sp?].

[Ozzy]

ok, so nicole is here, dawn is here, carl is here..........


wheres alyssa?

[LIDAWN]

alyssa will be here soon i sent her the link... my web page is down for the moment but it is ok no worries,
She is a class act and she always BOt.....
Did you sat thorozine grin...... so there are plenty of us in here now..... now what .. it is share time.. will be happy to chat at any time too bad no chat room in here.. pout..
Be good at being bad.. or just don't be bad.. motto of the day..
thanks again for the support for alyssa and I on all occassions..
DAWN

[Ozzy]

oh when alyssa gets here we'll have to build a chat for her............

shit, get her and chloe in there and we can charge people just to read the damn thing.


happybirthday slink. ;)

[Slinky Bender]

"Be On Time ?"

[LIDAWN]

BOT

Bring own.........
you guess any t word you want.. grin wink...
I will play this game till she gets here..
She is a class act and you guys should treat her well she is also very very funny and easy to be around...

BTW
My email isLONGISLANDDAWN@yahoo.com
as of this AM
not sure if it will stay this way or link back through alyssa's page to mine yet.. still under construction will let you know... thanks..
what ever it goes thru her at all times.. unless she changes that.. and my site is under construction for new pics ok grin....

BOT

i usually use this philiosophy CFTF your guess is as good as any go for it!

[Carl M]

Alyssa is really cool, she just has been misunderstood. I know you guys are reasonable- you have been with Dawn, so hear her out before you pass judgement on her!

[Ozzy]

carl......no one is passing judgement on dawn.
she could become a UG favorite.

shit if brenda returned and came here, she'd be the queen of the board. she's got some big fans here.

no one has any problems with alyssa's girls.......past or present.

[LIDAWN]

i have actually noted the niceness of the commentary here and i am impress does not seem catty in the least which i love..
I have heard of brenda.. she has excellent following..

.. i do not know her at all but have heard lots of nice thiings at any point the only bad at the moment i recall is she was late once but i cannot verify that...
i did hear how beutiful she was so that has to be a good thing right?
I believ as well that alyssa has a pretty good follwing for being the girl next doot type fun real beautiful eyes ect..
Seen her so i know.. wink..
However as the board goes i have heard lots of nice things about all and very little bad ever..
Hope all of the ladies are doing well and being safe and giving goooood service to the gents here..
and a big giddiup to the rest of you until we meet.
hugzzz Dawn..

[Carl M]

You will see a big difference on this board as opposed to ***. Here the brothers do not jump to conclusions at the drop of a hat. Here you can discuss in a reasonable manner- at least I hope so- LOL!!

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Dawn

Here, compared to other boards that I won't mention for obvious reasons (THE BIG DOG), there is no need to select favorites or promote favorites or remove less positive comments on a favorite.

That being said, hopefully you can share with us all sometime whether or not you allowed Carl to bring his walker into the bed.

He is making significant progress for a man of his age...last year, he was still in that motorized cart.

[Carl M]

Mr Trout- one day your gonna get it- "Bing Bam Boom all the way to the Moon". Ill tell you what ask Dawn to review me my brother we shall see, no matter how old you are- its all in the tongue- LOL!!!

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

C'mon Carl

We all know your real identity (Bob Dole), and we're really proud of a true American hero being able to obtain and sustain an erection (viagra).

Oett

[Rufus Moses]

I can tell that its about to get really thick on this board...

and I reaaaaallly want UG to work...

But I gotta say...

its time to post a policy about cyberpimping.

To make this as painless as possible, I will try to short circuit any "what is a cyberpimp?" debate with this definition which I think neatly captures what really should be intuitive.

a cyberpimp is anyone who is knowingly compensated for posting online information which tends to promote one or more
providers.

Now you might expect me to say that I want to see cyberpimping banned. Not that its mine to say, but as a user I guess I get one consumer vote.

But I don't want cyberpimping to be banned.

For UG I'd say the rule should be cyberpimping is allowed, but cyberpimps have to be public about their compensation. Not what the compensation is, but just that it is...or may come to be. A simple "I may receive compensation for this post" at the bottom would be fine.

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by LIDAWN
BOT
Bring own.........
you guess any t word you want.. grin wink...

BOT

i usually use this philiosophy CFTF your guess is as good as any go for it!

Dawn,

i'm more confused than ever! i had assumed that "BOT" meant 'bitch on top', like the woman conquers the man.

i usually use this philiosophy CFTF your guess is as good as any go for it!

'CFTF'??? i'm still more confused! help me out with this one, Dawn.

guy

[Ash]

Its may be too late Rufus.

[guy catelli]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rufus Moses
I can tell that its about to get really thick on this board...

and I reaaaaallly want UG to work...

But I gotta say...

its time to post a policy about cyberpimping.

To make this as painless as possible, I will try to short circuit any "what is a cyberpimp?" debate with this definition which I think neatly captures what really should be intuitive.

[b] a cyberpimp is anyone who is knowingly compensated for posting online information which tends to promote one or more
providers.

Rufus Moses,

you have made some serious charges against brother Carl M, here and elsewhere. if you don't have any corroborative evidence to support these charges, i hope that you will consider withdrawing them.

guy

[Rufus Moses]

This isn't about Carl M. And it certainly isn't about you.
This is a serious matter, so no more plays for the limelight ok Narcy? The topic is a cyberpimping policy.

[Slinky Bender]

I'd rather leave this thread open than close it, but this conversation is both straying too far from this topic and perhaps might lead someone to believe that there is some particular reason why it is taking place here.

If you guys feel that this topic needs further airing, one of you should start a new thread, with a discernable premise.

[LIDAWN]

Just so it is clear from me..
Carl is recieving no ther compensation than a offer of friendship on this particular providers agenda..! he has offered that to me and i have accepted his offer of friendship..

I want to be VERY clear on that.. As far as his pull with me i do take the occassional advice he has to offer and use it to help me out when need it... he has been a super source of.. this is a great guy i swears.. n the past for me.. and i trust him on this explicitally .. he has not steered me wrong yet.. only gentleman no losers which this board seems made up of mostly.... as far as i can tell...
HUGZZZ TO YOU AS ALWAYS MY HUNIES
DAWN

[Rufus Moses]

Just to be clear, my feeling is that any board such as this needs to have certain policies as to what is and isn't allowed or, in a softer sense, what is part of the local culture.

I am going to withdraw from this because this is the second time I've brought up this topic, and it may be the 1.5 th time I shouldn't have given that I consider Slinky a cyberpal, and I really shouldn't pressure him in a public way like this or otherwise give him headache (N+1).

Its interesting though how a question of general policy can be taken so personally by some. They protest too much? Probably not...I take this all as being sincere...but good people can be fooled. And that is exactly the point.

But for me its the general issue of cyberpimping...it happens all the time on boards we all know about, and it will start to happen here. Thats my heads up. End of transmission...time for bed...

[zoulou]

the link from alyssa's site no longer works......

http://www.alyssayoung.com/Dawn/dawn.htm

[ryan]

I heard Carl's a morning man and gets up at the crack of dawn...

[Ozzy]

she ain't on Alyssa site no more

i did ask if anyone wanted to bet on that . now how long before lovely dawn is trashed on ***......

[Edited by Ozzy on 02-01-2001 at 06:59 AM]

[Carl M]

Just to let you guys know I am a morning kinda guy and if its by the crack of Dawn all the better!! My Blizzard of OZ brother you know as well as me if she does get trashed on *** its gonna be by a small minority, because believe me she will be defended by many!!

[Ozzy]

a small minority of.....ONE!

i see a brenda love situation all over again. lets see if they can deny this one......

btw anyone check over at *** to see if it started?

[Carl M]

Originally posted by Ozzy
a small minority of.....ONE!

i see a brenda love situation all over again. lets see if they can deny this one......

btw anyone check over at *** to see if it started?

My War Pig buddy- I tend to think Dawns genuine sincerity and thoughtfulness will definitely keep this negative situation to the bare minimum specifically on ***. Here on UG I suspect she is already well respected!

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by Ozzy
......
btw anyone check over at *** to see if it started?

it hasn't yet: http://www.*********.net/newyork/posts/20447.html

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Its unfortunate when anybody get's trashed on that board....and being trashed is underscored when lies are told. If truth is shared, so be it. There are some real sick girls controlling the boards over there.

[LIDAWN]

i do not think you will find me trashed there..
ALyssa and i both got tired of the pimp comments being made on her...
As i responded there a week ago.. she is my friend and she was teaching me how to screen and renting me a web page space and link off her's.. she was not a pimp.
I do not believe there will be trashing if there was i would be surprised she is a class act and i have no hard feeling in anyway with her nor she to i suspect.. it was a joint descion on both parts and i think we are having lunch tomorrow ..

so since it was an ammicable de nesting.. i think and hope all will continue... on a friendly basis.. as always
I should like to respect all the ladies out here whether i know them or not... just a courtsey... i will never flame them or be rude it is not my nature...
life moves on like it or not and we move from crawl to walk and on..
Giddiup
hugzz dawn

[guy catelli]

Repeat: Originally posted by Ozzy
btw anyone check over at *** to see if it started?

like the Energizer Bunny, she just keeps getting better and better, imo: http://www.*********.net/newyork/posts/20457.html

[Ozzy]

GC silver..........?

slinky, can i go back to bronze?

[Carl M]

You wanna swap- I"ll take your silver- better yet why dont you give Dawn your silver- she has provided high quality genuine posts or is this too sacriligious a thing and against the rules that govern UG! Let us all know my Bat head brother

[Slinky Bender]

If Dawn wants Silver she's gonna have to do the same thing for me that Ozzy and frog had to do.......

[LIDAWN]

it would be my pleasure to serve you unless it involves livestock or moving vehicles over 150 mph on ground...
and of course anything involving a trapeze bar.. grin wink.....
HUGZZ love DAWN
let me add sharp objects and kerosene to that list as well ok.. wink

[Edited by LIDAWN on 02-01-2001 at 05:03 PM]

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by LIDAWN and of course anything involving a trapeze bar
[Edited by LIDAWN on 02-01-2001 at 05:03 PM] [/B]


How about a ceiling fan....or a woven basket chair hanging from the ceiling with a pulley?

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by LIDAWN
....ALyssa and i both got tired of the pimp comments being made about her.....

dear Dawn,

Alyssa and i already exchanged a number of emails about this awhile back. i have an update, which i hope you will pass along to her. of course, some discretion on my part is in order, as i'm sure you understand.

there is a certain Rabbi Berlin from Lvov in Lithuania who has a very small ultra-unorthodox congregation in Little Odessa.

although the Reb has hungry mouths to feed back in the old country, the congregation is also made up of immigrants who are poor themselves. so, the Reb makes ends meet, so to speak, by offering individualized tutoring to those with a hunger for kaballah, in which the Reb is an acknowledged authority.

naturally, the Reb at first taught in schools run by compatriots. but, unfortunately, there were some serious financial disappointments associated with these schools.

so, the Reb decided to go online and offer to be an independent tutor in kaballah.

most of the rest of us who have the english writing skills to post on asp-boards are at least the 2nd or 3rd generation to be born in this country. whereas, the Reb has only been here for two years. needless to say, the Reb has to have a literary editor for postings on the internet.

now, i speak from personal experience when i tell you that all editors have 'issues' of their own. and, the Reb was pretty much helpless to prevent the editor from picking fights with the writer's readers.

i questioned the Reb about this myself, since the Reb only wishes the best for everybody. the Reb told me that when asked, "why do this?", the editor says "it's just joking around".

i pointed out to the Reb that not everyone was laughing, and the Reb agreed that this was a problem.

not that it was my place to do so, but on a number of occasions i stressed to the Reb the importance of being disassociated from the editor's personal issues with the Reb's readers.

sooooo, it seems that there is now some sort of Solomonic compromise, whereby the editor, whose name is something like Vilna Shcmidt, posts using that name when addressing concerns that are the editor's and only the editor's.

i hope this helps.

goyische guy ;)



[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM]

[Ozzy]

well dawn the livestock is a sticking point with the AMP.

but the veal is already taken.

[Carl M]

Originally posted by guy catelli
Originally posted by LIDAWN
....ALyssa and i both got tired of the pimp comments being made about her.....

dear Dawn,

Alyssa and i already exchanged a number of emails about this awhile back. i have an update, which i hope you will pass along to her. of course, some discretion on my part is in order, as i'm sure you understand.

there is a certain Rabbi Berlin from Lvov in Lithuania who has a very small ultra-unorthodox congregation in Little Odessa.

although the Reb has hungry mouths to feed back in the old country, the congregation is also made up of immigrants who are poor themselves. so, the Reb makes ends meet, so to speak, by offering individualized tutoring to those with a hunger for kaballah, in which the Reb is an acknowledged authority.

naturally, the Reb at first taught in schools run by compatriots. but, unfortunately, there were some serious financial disappointments associated with these schools.

so, the Reb decided to go online and offer to be an independent tutor in kaballah.
Guy, I did not know, so you really are one of the bros and MOT(Member of Tribe)- Rumor has it that Shauna is too, she makes a mean Brisket and Latkes!!
most of the rest of us who have the english writing skills to post on asp-boards are at least the 2nd or 3rd generation to be born in this country. whereas, the Reb has only been here for two years. needless to say, the Reb has to have a literary editor for postings on the internet.

now, i speak from personal experience when i tell you that all editors have 'issues' of their own. and, the Reb was pretty much helpless to prevent the editor from picking fights with the writer's readers.

i questioned the Reb about this myself, since the Reb only wishes the best for everybody. the Reb told me that when asked, "why do this?", the editor says "it's just joking around".

i pointed out to the Reb that not everyone was laughing, and the Reb agreed that this was a problem.

not that it was my place to do so, but on a number of occasions i stressed to the Reb the importance of being disassociated from the editor's personal issues with the Reb's readers.

sooooo, it seems that there is now some sort of Solomonic compromise, whereby the editor, whose name is something like Vilna Shcmidt, posts using that name when addressing concerns that are the editor's and only the editor's.

i hope this helps.

goyische guy ;)



[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM]

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by Carl M
.....[/B]


[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM] [/B][/QUOTE] [/B][/QUOTE]

i have no idea how i was able to (inadvertently, i might add) edit over what apparently was originally a post by brother Carl M. (see above post)

but, as similar as our writing styles happen to be, we are, nonetheless, not the same person.

[Slinky Bender]

Guy,

You were not able to edit his post. The "edited by Guy Cattelli" is just his copying your edited post. note that in your post, at teh bottom, it says

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i hope this helps.

goyische guy



[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM]
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and in his post it says:

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i hope this helps.

goyische guy



[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM]
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See ? It's the same thing, not a "new edit".

[guy catelli]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Guy,

You were not able to edit his post. The "edited by Guy Cattelli" is just his copying your edited post. note that in your post, at teh bottom, it says

------------------
i hope this helps.

goyische guy



[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM]
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and in his post it says:

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i hope this helps.

goyische guy



[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM]
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See ? It's the same thing, not a "new edit".



thanks for the clarification, APM.

so, Carl M, my brother, what were you trying to say?

[Carl M]

Originally posted by guy catelli
Originally posted by Carl M
.....


[Edited by guy catelli on 02-01-2001 at 07:32 PM] [/B] [/B][/QUOTE]

i have no idea how i was able to (inadvertently, i might add) edit over what apparently was originally a post by brother Carl M. (see above post)

but, as similar as our writing styles happen to be, we are, nonetheless, not the same person. [/B][/QUO


Sure- my brother!! LOL! Should I let everyone know That Sister Dawn took me out for Lunch today on my Birthday. First time I ever had a provider do that. Im genuinely humbled my brother! Is this enough to qualify her for THE SILVER!