SuperBowl Predictions. Take this to the bank

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

SuperBowl Predictions. Sure Locks.

1) SuperBowl Appearances by John Madden (1) Take the under.

2) Dot Com ads
First half (20) Take the under
Second half (23) Take the under

3) Film Highlights of Ray Caruth's career (1) Take the under

4) Shots of women Bill Clinton would screw (20) Take the over

5) Stories about Lap Dance Ordinances in Tampa (0) Take the over

6) Break away shots of street walkers on Dale Marbury Blvd (1) Take the under

7) Number of times the Giants will wish they're playing the Eagles

First half (30) take the over
Second half (30) take the over

8) Number of condoms used from Saturday thru Monday in Tampa and surrounding areas (1000) Take the under (I'm not going down)

[Carl M]

You forgot how many Bjs performed at the back room in Mons Venus!!!

[jmcurry]

You're not going down on whom? (Now that you are silver, I thought you could stand the heat)

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Sorry JM....I guess that line wasn't clear.

I'm not going down to Tampa. Funny how a prepositional phrase clarifies the matter, huh?

[jmcurry]

Yes, those awkward phrases often deconstruct our clarity. I am going down, to Tampa, and will report back on a game that the Giants should win. The Ravens trash talk more than Mr. Poe himself. The Giants' locker room is already decorated with the Ravens' predictions. This reminds me of the Giants/Bills Super Bowl, when Thurman Thomas prearranged his ring-fitting before the game. Last I heard, he was still waiting for the ring. It appears to be time for another payback. I will try to post a message tomorrow, from the Giants headquarters. In the meantime, you should all go see Halle at Kama Sutra. See my separate review on this board.