Cream and her toy

[billyS]

Here is a perfect example of what I was saying once that a well delivered hand job can be far more fullfilling then a bad fuck.
After a boring fuck and waste of $120 at 260 Broadway on Wednesday, I saw Cream today. We started off stripping then stood naked toe to toe. She was looking up at me with those big brown sexy eyes and rubbing my chest softly as I slowly ran my hands over her arms, down her flanks and over her extremely thin belly. I could literally feel the blood engorging my penis. I wanted that to last for a few minutes as it was sooo sexy. After about 2 or 3 minutes she squatted down and blew on my dick softly then placed it between her firm breasts. She told me she had a surprise for me and pulled out a 10 inch, clear glass, slightly curved Dildo. She said she would need to lubricate it first and started to suck on it in a suggestive manner. I told her I would help lubricate the intended destination and knelt down and licked her pussy lips. She was very clean and fresh. After I got the lips moist I parted them with my tongue and wet her hole. She then moved to the couch and took a seat with her legs spread. She slowly fucked her self while I planted kisses on her inner thighs. I pulled back the hood of her clit and flicked a few licks across it. She asked me to play with her tits so I started squeezing them gently. Her pace quickened as I played with her clit and tit. She then told me to man the dildo. I fucked her with long even strokes while maintaining finger contact on the clit. She pumped her pelvis in rhythm to my strokes and I increased the pace. Soon she tightened her legs together and squeezed the didldo with her box. She smiled at me and told me it was my turn to cum. When I pulled out the dildo her cum was all over the bottom of it. "I love this thing" she said. I leaned over her and gently inserted my finger where the toy had just been. It was wet and very soft. I then took a seat on the couch and she got some lube and applied it. As she was stroking I resumed fingering and remembering that she likes her balloon knot played with I did double duty. She took the dildo and started sucking it again. When I came it was like I was 19 again. I mean she had gotten me so hot I was shooting all over the place. It was great. She really is allot of fun.

[anthony2]

Now this is fucking funny! Too bad Cream doesnt allow any fingering. This is a completely fake review. If anyone decides to go see Cream, dont expect to finger her. She told me that she does not allow any fingering!!! This guy is a real asshole.

[curious]

(ducking for cover)

[RoosterC74]

And I thought the war in Iraq was getting heated up.

[anthony2]

My Ug Brothers,
I have a challenge for all of you. Cream is working tonight from 6:30 pm - 4:00 am. I want someone from the board to go and get a dance from her and try to finger her. Then report back to us if she lets you finger her or if she doesnt. I would like to see a known poster go and take one for the team. Once you guys do this - you will realize how fake BillyS's reviews are. So do I have any takers? Genius,Iusedtobeone1,qb14,slickleg????anyone??

Also, I have seen Cream two times now. The first time I saw her she was stoned out of her mind and the dance sucked. The second time I saw her she wasn't stoned and the dance was good. So if you guys go and see her and she is a little spaced out - this is the reason why.

Also expect her to rap with you for the first three minutes after the door is closed. she is sweet, but I always need to remind her to start dancing and that the dance is only ten minutes long. Also expect her to keep looking at her watch - this is something she does that really pisses me off. I look foward to reading your reports on her tonight.

[Anthony1]

I still dont get why I was banned and BillyS wasnt...
I guess I'll never know..
Anyway - my challenge is still out there...

[billyS]

If I said YMMV (Your Milage May Vary) I'm sure I'll get hit with alot of complaints that I'm copping out. But lets use some common sense here. The more you see a girl the better level of service you will get. The first time I saw Cream I did not finger her, nor the second. This could be verified by my posts on her. However, after the dildo show she was pretty wet and entry was easy, plus I had built a repoire with her. Even a couple of times when I was there seeing someone else I stopped to chat with her. So to send someone in there to see her for the first time and expect to get the same service is stupid. Talking about fingering, thats a pretty personel thing with most girls. None of the A-List girl let me finger them the first few times I saw them. The only girl who did was Carmen and she wound up on the B list anyway. Anything that I get from these girls comes from seeing them repeatly, tipping the right amount and above all being nice to them. I've heard stories of guys who go in there and say "here is my $50 now give me X,Y,Z." Well, guess what, this isn't a whorehouse, that is NOT how it works. You should use these reviews as a guide as what is possible here.
As far as Seven goes, what can I say, the girl makes one post and kills a thread. LOL. Look I've seen her more then any other girl there. I went to see her today because I've been trying to see her for 2 weeks but the schedule is always off. At first I couldn't even concentrate on the lap because of that shit Anthony2 wrote. Her skills over came the situation and soon with her slim naked body draped all over me all was forgotten.
Today she had her hair pulled straight off her face so everyone could see how beautiful she is. As hot as her body is when she locks you in with those big round eyes and lights up that devilsh smile its hard to think of anything but her. Relaxed, I let her do her thing and a happy ending was soon to follow. All I want is my 10 minute fantasy and Seven delivered. She always tries to do things alittle different each time. Despite my preoccupation of what was going on with UG, Her post disappearing, (she had no idea what was wrong) and the shit from Anthony, she made for another great experience.

[miker]

Hey billyS,

if you would help a newbe out. Where is Cream from?
Would love to know
Thanks,
Miker

[Anthony1]

Billy-
Thats a great excuse- YMMV??! You are starting to come around a little bit. Just admitt that your review was fake. I dont care how many times someone has seen Cream she is not into getting fingered.

I see that your review of Seven is not as graphic as your review of Cream. I guess you know that I will call you on anything that you are bullshitting about!

[billyS]

Anthony, do me a favor. Next time you got to the 'Petrie Dish' tell Mike the owner who you are. He wants to meet you and discuss some of your posts.

Originally posted by miker
Hey billyS,

if you would help a newbe out. Where is Cream from?
Would love to know
Thanks,
Miker
X-Dreams on Long Island

[iusedtobeone1]

That's right..... Saw Cream at 7:30. I had a 20 minute session and it was awesome. Danced for me a little, sucked on those awesome titties and she was even kissing my neck. The she got in front of me and bent over. I pulled off her bottoms and pet the kitty and she was really wet. So, I took the chance and put my finger in. She laughed and told me that she was always wet and horny. So she turned around and sat next to me. I took my pants off and started rubbing the kitty again. One finger in and then two. She reached back, got the lotion and started jerking me. I felt like I was gonna bust so I asked her to slow down and she was like "It's prolly so hard not to cum when it feels this good". She was right, but she slowed it down and started playing with my balls. I then took my fingers out of he kitty and they were really wet. At this point I can't take it anymore and she starts jerking it really good. I couldn't hold back and released myself. It was awesome. I seriously think that Cream is my X- Dreams favorite.
I spoke with the manager today as well. They will be moving in June sometime. They will also be opening another location out East around exit 57 off the expressway. The other location will most likely be in the same area.

[Anthony1]

Billy-
What the fuck is the "petrie dish"????
Ohhhhh...you forgot to mention that you were friends with the owner Mike...Does he ask you to post fake reviews to increase his business?????

Iusedtobeone1-
Thanks for takeing one for the team. Also nice review.
Did you tell her that you were going to review her on UG?
I know that is what BillyS does to get his service. I think that makes a big difference in what type of dance you will get with her. Was this the first time you saw her? Im not trying to be a dick by asking you these questions, but I am trying to figure something out. I know we had our diffrences on the other X-Dream thread - but the fact that you took my challenge says alot about your character!

[Anthony1]

Iusedtobeone1 - I forgot to ask you - did you get to fuck Cream with a dildo? or was that just BillyS's imagination running wild again..

[iusedtobeone1]

That was the 4th time I had been with Cream. I never mentioned UG or even mentioned that I would be reviewing her. She did however have a dildo in her purse (it was visable) but didn't use it. I also don't think Billy is friends with the manager. I have known the Manager there because he comes into my job every once in awhile. From what I was told this was the first time Billy and him spoke..... I hope that clears things up.

[Anthony1]

I guess if you would have mentioned that you were going to review her on UG then she would have let you fuck her with the dildo. This is why Billy gets all the extra special treament that the rest of us don't get. If I ever mention UG, I allways do it at the end of a dance - I think that is the right thing to do! Thanks for the response.

[Danielle]

Anthony-
The "petrie dish" is my term for x-dreams. I'm glad that even Billy finds it somewhat humorous now. I can't believe there's girls in the city who will let you finger them for $50. I am not putting them down, I just don't get it. If these girls are so damn hot, then why don't they get jobs at mainstream lame-o strip clubs where they can make $300 for an hour of doing absolutely nothing but dancing? Please tell me. I really want to know and am not trying to critisize their behavior. I am only trying to understand as it seems really bizarre to me.
Are they big nymphos who genuinely enjoy having near strangers touch them in the most privates of privates? (probably not)
Are they really very ugly and therefore incapable of acquiring jobs at more upscale places? (have you been imbellishing, Billy?)
Do they make a shitload of money at this place doing back-to-back private "dances" all day long, which justifies what they have to do? (Seems unlikely to me)
Are they completely naive and have no idea that they could make a lot more for putting out a lot less? ( you'd have to be living in complete seclusion for this to even be a possiblity)

[billyS]

Originally posted by Danielle
Are they really very ugly and therefore incapable of acquiring jobs at more upscale places? (have you been imbellishing, Billy?)

Danielle, this place isn't in the city but out on the island. Since many guys have backed me up on the looks part of it, No I'm not imbellishing. If it wasn't breaking the rules I could show you a pic of at least one of the girls and you could judge for yourself, but it shoudl be available legitimtly soon anyway, Money wise I'm sure these girls are doing fine. At least one of them lives way out on LI and another is a student out there. Some have worked in the city.
I guess Danielle the expression "to each his own" applies.

[Danielle]

Ummmm....Billy, I'd watch out if I were you. I'm wondering how long it takes before your post is deleted, I'm sure you're aware of what's gone down around here in regards to conversation of my place of employment. Just be careful, I wouldn't want you suffering the fate of our dear departed Danger-us.
Anywho, the point I was trying to make is that if these girls are as good looking as you say they are, then I still wonder why they don't choose to work in Manhattan at a club like the one I work at. While I'm sure they do just fine money wise, I think (as I mentioned before) that they could make a lot more by doing a lot less. And isn't that what most strippers want naturally? I work with plenty of girls who commute from as far east as Huntington, and the money they make is well worth the trip for them.

[billyS]

Originally posted by Danielle
Ummmm....Billy, I'd watch out if I were you. I'm wondering how long it takes before your post is deleted, I'm sure you're aware of what's gone down around here in regards to conversation of my place of employment. Just be careful, I wouldn't want you suffering the fate of our dear departed Danger-us.

No I wasn't aware of any problems with mentioning that place.
I wish I'd seen this sooner because now I can't edit the post.

[busted]

Danielle,

I've been to X-dreams twice, once with Lexus on a Sunday morning and once with Misty on a Saturday afternoon, probably about 6-8 weeks ago (provided reviews on both). billyS is dead accurate, these girls are amazing, Lexus has a body to die for and a face that is fresh, close to *****ic.

To each their own, this place is not for me, I like the hunt, Ass-c is my cup of tea, 50-60 women, all willing to do whatever for $50-120 (although its like fishing is a barrel). A hj at X-dreams is okay if that is what u are looking for.

Maybe the girls feel safe only giving hj's, not sure about the fingering thing. Lexus or Misty weren't into it and I didn't press the issue, but both delivered, Misty a little more, alot more energetic, but satisfied with Lexus, for God's sake, it was Sunday morning. I normally would have been home cleaning the yard!!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by billyS
No I wasn't aware of any problems with mentioning that place.
I wish I'd seen this sooner because now I can't edit the post.

It's not that you can't mention the place. I would just avoid mentioning me in connection with it. Hey, maybe you could go check it out and write a "review" about it! Although somehow I think it would end up being an unfavorable one considering all the vip treatment you receive at the dish.

[billyS]

Originally posted by Danielle
Although somehow I think it would end up being an unfavorable one considering all the vip treatment you receive at the dish.
Well what is I went in and told them I was billys? Wouldn't that grant me SFT?

(Wait, for all the guys pounding their fists into their desks going, "I knew it !!" I'M JUST JOKING)

[Rocko]

I saw her recently-1 finger in,and a light tickle to the out exit-yes,she had the dildo-and seen her many times before-but it takes me a while to shoot,so maybe that's why not the toy-unless I just don't do it enough for her to toy herself,or let me

[Danielle]

God. It's always amazed me that some guys can do it in two minutes while it take others two hours. I know that people are different, I also realize that the same guy might perform differently depending on the circumstance. I've had experiences where I literally thought I would go insane if I had to keep rubbing/sucking/fucking someone for a second longer. Sometimes enough is enough, there's a point where it's completely impossible to enjoy it anymore and it just becomes frustrating. Know what I mean? Sorry, I guess this has nothing to do with Cream and her Toy.

[Thorn]

Originally posted by Danielle
God. It's always amazed me that some guys can do it in two minutes while it take others two hours. I know that people are different, I also realize that the same guy might perform differently depending on the circumstance. I've had experiences where I literally thought I would go insane if I had to keep rubbing/sucking/fucking someone for a second longer. Sometimes enough is enough, there's a point where it's completely impossible to enjoy it anymore and it just becomes frustrating. Know what I mean? Sorry, I guess this has nothing to do with Cream and her Toy.

No, it doesn't. But it is interesting.

The comment you have made above I have heard expressed in other words by men talking about how long it sometimes take to get their female partners off.

Except for providers, I have never heard any female friends of mine [and that includes female friends who I have very frank, and open, discussions about sex with] who complained about how long it took to get off their lovers/boyfriends/husbands.

I am sure they might THINK it. They just never EXPRESS it, other then for providers.

Do you think that, even though you expressed a lack of desire to actually perform hardcore sexual acts for money, that perhaps the industry has effected your thinking on this sexual?

In other words, while you are not a "provider" per se, that your work in the sex industry has caused you to think like one?

[elliot16]

Originally posted by Danielle
God. It's always amazed me that some guys can do it in two minutes while it take others two hours. I know that people are different, I also realize that the same guy might perform differently depending on the circumstance. I've had experiences where I literally thought I would go insane if I had to keep rubbing/sucking/fucking someone for a second longer. Sometimes enough is enough, there's a point where it's completely impossible to enjoy it anymore and it just becomes frustrating. Know what I mean? Sorry, I guess this has nothing to do with Cream and her Toy.

Danielle,
Is this in reference to a boyfriend or a client? If it's the latter, then you are busted bigtime. lol.

[justlooking]

Originally posted by Danielle
I've had experiences where I literally thought I would go insane if I had to keep rubbing/sucking/fucking someone for a second longer. Sometimes enough is enough, there's a point where it's completely impossible to enjoy it anymore and it just becomes frustrating. Know what I mean?

It's amazing how infrequently I hear this complaint from my sex partners.

[elliot16]

Originally posted by justlooking
It's amazing how infrequently I hear this complaint from my sex partners.

I think that's because you dip it in cocaine.

[justlooking]

That's a VERY (undeservedly) flattering reading of that post.

[elliot16]

Caught your drift, just felt like giving it a different spin.

[Slinky Bender]

Stripper to jl :"Has it been 15 seconds already?"

[justlooking]

jl to stripper: "Wow! Fifteen whole seconds!"

[Mike Ripp]

Had to share this experience of my Shy & Seven double lap dance.....if I can get the words out, only because it was such a mind-blowing experience.

First Shy walks in, sexy, leggy, and giving me that flirtatious laugh of hers. Then Seven comes in, slim, hot, and full of attitude that just screams "let's get it on!"
Before I know it, my shirt is off, I'm alternating licks between 2 pairs of perfect breasts & nipples, and the girls are reciprocating with caresses and kisses all over my upper body, as well as licking each others nipples.
Soon enough they lose their panties and I've dropped my pants & shorts. I've got a naked girl on either side of me, hands roaming all over the place and continual hot, dirty (dare I say raunchy) talk about sucking their tits and fucking their pussies.
Shy stands on the couch directly over me so I get a better reach for her clit as Seven surprises me with a quickie Russian.
Then Shy gets a cover and does her simulated cowgirl thing as I'm sucking on Seven's tits.
All the while these girls are in constant erotic motion against my body, with the dirty talk that's driving me nuts!
When Shy starts with the reverse cowgirl, and I see my cock rubbing against her ass crack, and feel Seven's body against mine with her hands roaming all over, I can't hold it back anymore.
This experience was intense, and had me absolutely drained.

In my youth when I lived in Manhattan, I had my fair shair of providers and AMPs, where some girls were more like limp mannequins with a heartbeat, most girls were fair, and the rare find turned out to be either intimate GFE's or intense Porn star like experiences. I'd have to equate this Shy-Seven double as a true PSE. While there's obviously no FS, they both more than made up for it with their enthusiasm and sexy attitudes that helped continually build up the intensity of the experience until my climax.

Now I realize some may flame me for being a newbie shill, since I'm making such a glowing post, but I've been a UG'er for a while now and hopefully most will probably recall my previous posts on the now defunct X-Dreams threads (my most recent review was of Peaches).

I will make one proviso about my experience, in which I fully agree with BillyS - YMMV as I think a lot of it depends upon both how you treat them and also on how comfortable these girls are with you.

[billyS]

Mike, one of my fondest memories at the 'the dish' was the said Shy and Seven double. How great is it to have two totally hot, uninhibated women, naked rubbing on you.
http://utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11387&highlight=xdreams
The poster formally know as Rogue also experienced this pair.
What a pair of sexy ladies. .
BTW Mike, I remember your post in the thread explaining how Shy's cowgirl was just a fantasy. We've seen you post before so we know you are not a shill.

[Mike Ripp]

Thanks Billy,

These chicks were so hot, I needed a minute or 2 to regain my composure before I could walk out of the VIP room! :)

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Thorn
No, it doesn't. But it is interesting.

The comment you have made above I have heard expressed in other words by men talking about how long it sometimes take to get their female partners off.

Except for providers, I have never heard any female friends of mine [and that includes female friends who I have very frank, and open, discussions about sex with] who complained about how long it took to get off their lovers/boyfriends/husbands.

I am sure they might THINK it. They just never EXPRESS it, other then for providers.

Do you think that, even though you expressed a lack of desire to actually perform hardcore sexual acts for money, that perhaps the industry has effected your thinking on this sexual?

In other words, while you are not a "provider" per se, that your work in the sex industry has caused you to think like one?
I think I'm an abboration in this respect. I cum easily and often, so after about 15-20 minutes I'm usually ready to do something else. I also have an extremely sensitive nether region so marathon love making has never really been good for me. But I think that being so sensitive is exactly what allows me to get off with the intensity that I do, so I've always thought of it as a good thing. Plus, the best part of sex for me is experiencing my partner's orgasm with them.
Ideally I enjoy long periods of foreplay followed by intense, passionate, and to the point intercourse. I hope that doesn't make me seem lame.

[justlooking]

So then you get up and go to the refrigerator and pull out a beer?

[Danielle]

pretty much. A cocktail usually goes nicely after sex. Or a good movie. Something low key and relaxing.

[SlickLeg]

She was a blast! Real upbeat when she walked in the room. I told her my friend Billy told me to visit her...And she goes, oh Computer Billy...I said yea.
I was hoping for the toy...But, no luck...Very good dance..She has AWESOME tits! So nice to squeeze...She was talking dirty the whole time...Chatted for a little afterwards...She is a very cool girl. I was totally into the dance the whole time... I will def go back and see her...Thanks to Billy, and whoever else for the info!
***Anyone see the girl, I think her name was Jillian or Angela???
One of them is a black girl and she was the white girl...I would like to see her. She had a few tattoos and really nice natural tits...

[qb14]

Originally posted by SlickLeg
***Anyone see the girl, I think her name was Jillian or Angela???
One of them is a black girl and she was the white girl...I would like to see her. She had a few tattoos and really nice natural tits...

That was Jillian. I think she's hot. Unfortunately, when you get a lap dance from Jillian, all you get is a lap dance. Definitely not A-list.

[SlickLeg]

Originally posted by qb14
That was Jillian. I think she's hot. Unfortunately, when you get a lap dance from Jillian, all you get is a lap dance. Definitely not A-list.

Did you give her the UG tip?

[qb14]

Originally posted by SlickLeg
Did you give her the UG tip?

Unfortunately so. So have others. There should be some reviews of Jillian in the first X-Dreams II thread (not the one that was deleted, but there were some there as well).

[Sinful7]

Jillian is a young red head with a great body, all natural even
to her hair color, but she not going to get really friendly until
she knows your clear. To really get Jill to open up you have to
see her a couple of times, it worth it, but I am going to tell
you, she is not cheap and you will pay to play.

Angela is a petite black girl, brown skin with long straight
hair she has a tatoo in the lower part of her back and
you can't miss it if she shaking that video butty on your
hard cock

It sucks the "dish" thread got canned, but I will try my
best to answer any questions you might have because
I work there