ASS-CON Great Job!

[Mush]

Went to party, Kick ass time. Girls where hot! and quite friendly.
A little crowded, really crowded.

Two comments, The girls should really cut down on the perfume, I had to go to my office to wipe down with alcohol to try to kill the smell......Wife would pick it up for sure.

The upstairs is also a little unaccommodating for comfort....


But really nice selection, Thanks Guys.

[thevenerablebede]

Originally posted by Mush
The girls should really cut down on the perfume, I had to go to my office to wipe down with alcohol to try to kill the smell......Wife would pick it up for sure. agreed. this can be a problem.

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is Wednesday@ 6pm(April 16, 2003).

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[nycstripclubs]

Club ASS-C NYC will be closed on Sunday May 11th in observance of Mothers Day.

Therefore you might want to get your fun in at our next party on Wednesday May 7, 2003 @ 6pm .

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CYA there.

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[Jingleheimer]

Went to the ASSC party tonight and I must say I was very impressed! I got there early (6ish) and it was a very laid back atmosphere. The girls were very friendly, and not pushy at all. It was a decent mix with quite a few ******s. I'd say about 1/2 black, 1/3 latina, and the rest asian/mixed. The lapdances were $10-20 and all 8-9s, free-roaming allowed. The VIP was $20 for the house + tips for the ladies. It was my first time there and I could only stay for a couple hours, so I didn't go for the $40 unlimited VIP, but if I didn't have time constraints, I definitely would have gone for it. There was a lot of action going on, and although there were only two semi-private spots, with the rest pretty out in the open, no one really seemed to care or notice. This might put a damper on things if you're a shy one, but it's voyeur heaven. I must say though that YMMV. Make sure you're clear on what you want and that the girl you want it from is comfortable with it. The first girl I took up gave one of the best lapdances I have ever had, but that's all she offered. Nonwithstanding, I still had a damn good time, and will definitely try to make the future parties. Oh, more newbie advice: get there early. I left around 7:30ish and it was getting pretty packed.

[JIMYDR]

Well I arrived at 6:45 and lasted until 10:20!
Met up with Vak and his buddy Rich, Kwiz, Jerry, Ray and a new monger back from Japan, who bought me a dance from Charlie and a few drinks. Another great monger buddy to hang with.
There were alot of new dancers, alot of white girls and the place was "off the hook" with people! There might have been 60 dancers there. It was hard to move around and during my VIP visits I noticed as many as 10 mongers up there at a time. Always something to watch.

I made my first VIP with Que, a loght skinned 4ft 11 Puerto Rican who gave me something like 2 dances for $10.
Next up was Sherry, 5ft 3, 25 year old girl from Irland. Brand new as well and agreed to $10 a dance right off the bat. More lile 2 dances from her as well for $10.

Chi Chi was there and a few other Orientals as well. I met Hanna from Japan, 5ft tall, 24 years old. Early on she wanted $20 but by 10pm was plastered and wanted $10 for like 3 dances. She was a "9" in my book of tricks!

Egypt, Reeses, Devon, Tinee, Lolita, KC, Sasha, Sexy,Ivy,Cash were a few to name on hand this fine evening.


The Sweet Spot is open so Kwiz, Tuna and myself will check it out Friday night. Can't wait!!

[jersey]

good to see tinee resurface!

[escoqu]

Is Ivy a short spanish girl with piercings all over and short hair?

[JIMYDR]

Originally posted by escoqu
Is Ivy a short spanish girl with piercings all over and short hair?

No she is about 5ft 9.

[A HOVA]

So is this place like an underground strip club with no/few inhabitions and taboos? If so I'll see you guys at the next one

[nycstripclubs]

Club ASS-C NYC is closed on Mothers Day. Take some of that lap dance money and buy your mom some flowers!


Our next party is Wednesday May 14, 2003 @ 6pm .

CYA there.
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[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Sunday, May 18, 2003 @ 2pm .

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[Sinful7]

I use to work with Chi-Chi I can't want to see her and Hannah
there. I mean this place it very interesting. One stop shopping
like I said before I hope that I get to be SINFUL with some
of you guys next time. Sinful "7" Masters will be back, I think I
will do sundays since I live so far out on the island. If your
not familar with me you can check me out in the New York
classified section of Utopia Guide.

Can't wait to be naughty with you guys. Wednesday was great!

[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Wednesday May 21, 2003 @ 6pm .

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Sunday, May 25, 2003 @ 2pm .

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Wednesday May 28, 2003 @ 6pm .

CYA there.

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[remsenst]

I tried clicking on the Utopia Guide member's discount link and nothing happened. Should I just print out the web page and bring it with me (yeah, I'm a newbie, sorry).

[nycstripclubs]

The link works for me. You need the coupon to get the discount.

Try this http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/coupon.html

[remsenst]

Originally posted by remsenst
I tried clicking on the Utopia Guide member's discount link and nothing happened. Should I just print out the web page and bring it with me (yeah, I'm a newbie, sorry).

Now I got it. Thanks.

[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Sunday, June 1, 2003 @ 4pm .

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[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Wednesday, June 4, 2003 @ 6pm .

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[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Sunday, June 8, 2003 @ 4pm .

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[johnlee1977us]

I had a good time tonight. It was slow and I didn't mind a bit. I got taken care of. I look forward to wednesday's event.

[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Wednesday, June 11, 2003 @ 6pm .

CYA there.

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[JIMYDR]

There were about 15 girls on hand. I saw 2 new girls there, well it was their second time there. I hung around about 2 hours. None of the regular mongers were there. Reeses and her crew were there as usual.

[Sinful7]

Okay! It is official Sinful "7" Masters will be indulging in
cheap thrills with you guys. I can't wait for you to taste
the fruits in the Garden of Sin to quinch ones desire.

[Sinful7]

Sinful "7" Masters will c'ya tonight

[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is a

Father's Day Celebration!

Sunday, June 15th

4pm - 10pm

If you bring your dad, he gets in FREE!

VIP "Power-hitter" Raffle @ 6pm & 8pm


CYA there.

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[DE SWEET SPOT]

Father's Day Celebration!

Sunday, June 15th

CANCELLED!!!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO.

CYA Soon.

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[nycstripclubs]

Our next party is Wednesday, June 18, 2003 @ 6pm .

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

Security measures will be taken up a notch. In addition to increased personnel, documentation will be required from everybody. Please be sure to print out the required passes and or coupons or you may not be admitted. Cya tomorrow.

[Sinful7]

Okay, That's what I like to hear. Step up the security so Seven
can be Sinful without worring about getting arrested. I think
there should be something said about places ran like this,
that give girls like me the ablility to be sexual free, in a controlled
establishment. Here is to Indulging in Desire. I hope everyone
gets their fill, I will be parting right with ya.

[Casper]

Did anyone tell 7 about the newbie initiation at assc ?

[TC123]

Originally posted by Casper
Did anyone tell 7 about the newbie initiation at assc ?

We were saving that as a surprise!

[nycstripclubs]

Due recent events, and the management of the location wanting to defend their liquor license, they have decided not to allow tonight's party to go on.

We are sorry for any inconvenience.


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[nycstripclubs]

We will reopen in a new location in the next coupla weeks.

CYA there.


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[nyctruth]

Originally posted by Sinful7
Okay, That's what I like to hear. Step up the security so Seven
can be Sinful without worring about getting arrested. I think
there should be something said about places ran like this,
that give girls like me the ablility to be sexual free, in a controlled
establishment. Here is to Indulging in Desire. I hope everyone
gets their fill, I will be parting right with ya.

Sexually free?

I like free.

[nycstripclubs]

We're Back!!

At a NEW LOCATION.

Our next party is Wednesday, June 25, 2003 @ 6pm .

Please come through to show your support so we can keep using the new location.

CYA there.

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[nyctruth]

Originally posted by nycstripclubs

We're Back!!

At a NEW LOCATION.

Our next party is Wednesday, June 25, 2003 @ 6pm .

Please come through to show your support so we can keep using the new location.

CYA there.



Hell YeaHHH!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[JIMYDR]

I was just about to have withdrawals. You saved me!!!!!

[nycstripclubs]

We're Back!! TONIGHT!!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2003 @ 6pm.

At a NEW LOCATION.

Please come through to show your support so we can keep using the new location.

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, July 30, 2003 @ 6pm.

At the EAST SIDE LOCATION.

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday Afternoon & Evening, August 3, 2003 @ 4pm.

Because of Wednesday night's fiasco, I had lotsa time to recruit. I added over a dozen dancers to the list. It should be worth your while to stop by.

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[nycstripclubs]

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3rd ONLY

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

The party starts @ 4pm.

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

Wednesday, August 6th, 2003 @ 6pm.

Because of last Wednesday's fiasco, I've had lotsa time to recruit. I added over a dozen dancers to the list, a few of which showed up on Sunday. It should be worth your while to stop by.


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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, August 10th, 2003 @ 4pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

Sunday, August 10th, 2003 @ 4pm.

CYA there.

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[remsenst]

East side or west side?

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by remsenst
East side or west side?

West

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 @ 6pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TODAY

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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[mnt2375]

Went to party for first time. I was impressed as was my brother who was my guest. He will now join based on tonights experience. We both took it to the next level with our girls. Mine was a pretty white girl like a solid 8 and his was a pretty spanish in my opinion a solid 7 1/2 . the ladies were very friendly and it was a buyers market. not too many guys. we were very satisfied. I didn't finish but was well worth it. only complaint was upstairs was kind of open and not very private. I will go back but in a few weeks as i am not rolling in money. FYI .6- .150 but well worth it. good times were had by all.

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, August 17th, 2003 @ 4pm.

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[mnt2375]

If you go to asscon party i would say check out Moca she was smokin hot as well as Lana(thick in a good way). I had Kayla(least i think that was her name) and she was GREAT although in high demand. But since she was a cutie i wasn't suprised. I will def be back to see her and finish where we left off.

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, August 20, 2003 @ 6pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, August 20th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, August 24th, 2003 @ 4pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

Sunday August 24th 4pm-10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
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CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, August 27, 2003 @ 6pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, August 27th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
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CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is a Labor Day Celebration

Sunday, August 31st, 2003 @ 6pm.
(Please note the time change!!!)

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

Labor Day Celebration
Sunday, August 31st, 2003 from 6pm till midnight
(Please note the time change!!!)

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is a Labor Day Celebration

TOMORROW

Sunday, August 31st, 2003 @ 6pm.
(Please note the time change!!!)

CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, September 3, 2003 @ 6pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, September 3rd 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

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CYA there.

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, September 7th, 2003 @ 4pm.

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[nycstripclubs]

Sunday September 7th 4pm-10pm

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[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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[JIMYDR]

Well I arrived at 4 and the opening was delayed about a half hour so I waited outside and saw all the hot girls walk by. It was a slow Sunday with about 20-25 girls working. I spent time with Dasher and my all time favorite Remy! Ray and a few of the other regulars were on hand and I saw alot of new monger faces there.
At about 7 I was starving and one thing I know for sure Dancers never pass up a free meal offer. I was off with Remy and that girl can talk. It was a while since she last worked but she is back!!!
I left after dinner and it was another great afternoon spent in the City!!!

[TC123]

Originally posted by JIMYDR
Well I arrived at 4 and the opening was delayed about a half hour so I waited outside and saw all the hot girls walk by. It was a slow Sunday with about 20-25 girls working. I spent time with Dasher and my all time favorite Remy! Ray and a few of the other regulars were on hand and I saw alot of new monger faces there.
At about 7 I was starving and one thing I know for sure Dancers never pass up a free meal offer. I was off with Remy and that girl can talk. It was a while since she last worked but she is back!!!
I left after dinner and it was another great afternoon spent in the City!!!

I know from experience that this is a silly question, but did she say when she'd return?

[horatio]

Swung by after the Giants game ... so I was in a good mood already.

Sat at the bar for a drink and along came Alice (?). (I'm good with faces, horrible with names) She's a tall tan dark blonde with with long legs. I'm short so they're really, really long legs. Had a scotch and couple of LD's to warm up. Very reasonable at two dances for $20. Nice looking girl - gotta love those legs. Pity she only dances.

Back to bar.

So-so crowd. Looking for Kayla but apparently her school schedule precludes her working here? (Anyone with additional info?)

Saw Sherry and she came over. We chatted it up a bit and went up to VIP since I was already warmed up by Alice.

Sherry's a cute young blonde blue-eye girl wih an average build. Seems like a typical college freshman (just guessing here). A bit spacey ... but "fun spacey" not like "what's the color of the sky from your home planet" spacey. Nice cbj with her. Been with her before. Ok skill but she tries hard. So that plus she's cute works for me.

Note: As much as I applaud the downstairs bar/ld setup sometimes I'm a bit uncomfortable upstairs. Literally cause of those bences and figuratively cause of the lacks of privacy.

Sherry climbed on top and grinded (not f/s) me to completion.

We went back downstairs. Had a drink and chatted. Then I walked out - gonna head home for the Sunday night football game.

Bumped into Ray on the street. We talked about computers (yup, I'm a geek) as I started on a smoke to walk home with. A bit of a disappointing smoke, btw - Camcho Carojo - gonna stick with my Padrons (and Ashtons and MC#3). A couple of more girls walked in. Saw Veronica and her sister (saw Veronica at my last trip at F-stop about 2 months ago - great girl - sorry I was leaving.... but something to look forward to for next time.

Time to stop typing - MNF is starting. My gut tells me the Eagles - but TB seems motivated by playing on the road - gotta go....

[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, September 10th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
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CYA there.

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[JIMYDR]

Originally posted by TC123
I know from experience that this is a silly question, but did she say when she'd return?


Remy? yea Wednesday!

[Thorn]

I went to my first ASS-Con in a bit this past Sunday. Met up with a few regulars here [to those three I met again, I won't use the names but it was good to say hello].

It started off a bit slow, customer-wise. This, however, made for a target rich opportunity for the customers that arrived early. About ten dancers present and only as many customers, and I was particularly early and had them all to myself for a bit.

I am not one to stress bargins, but I don't turn them down when they drop into my lap [literally]. Those of you who have not attended of late are missing out.

The usual acronyms are available from most of the ladies and it isn't hard to find someone who suits your tastes. I actually managed to find several someones. :) Some in pairs, some solo.

Pretty damn good stuff.

JVJ and the HSiS crew are still doing it in lower Manhattan. That's good to know. :D

BTW, it was making the rounds that something good is in the offering soon. But I won't steal anyone's thunder.

Thanks again guys. I enjoyed myself.

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, September 14th, 2003 @ 4pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[JIMYDR]

Arrived at 6:30 with my quarters for the meter. Place was getting packed already. There were alot of new girls there as well as 5 Japanese girls, two of which seemed to speak no English and were making hand gestures. No gesture pointed to my dick and her mouth so I was very confused.
Alot of new mongers showed up and were suprised that all these posts were really not discribing the time they were having. They thought they were in Heaven!
My favorite was there Remy of course. I hung with Jersy and manhandeled Tiny and Kat with him. Modesty and her gang were in the house. Dasher was roaming the place.
It was crowded at 9PM when I left with close to 5o girls but Ray will post his list later.

[nycstripclubs]

Sunday September 14th 4pm-10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

Sunday, September 14th, 2003 @ 4pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

ASS-CON ANNIVERSARY PARTY

Tomorrow!

Wednesday, September 17th from 6pm till * 2am *.
(Please note extended hours)

We've had one year of parties at the Club ASS-C NYC WEST Location.

So to celebrate we're gonna provide the following to show some love to our loyal customer base.

Half price drinks from 6pm till 8pm.

$10 VIP room admission

$20 Power-hitter bands

We're also gonna attempt to contact EVERY dancer on the list and let them know (usual disclaimers apply).

It should end up being the party of the year!

Click below to join Club ASS-C NYC
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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, September 21, 2003 @ 4pm.

BTW, for those of you who need to watch the game, we now have a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

Sunday September 21st 4pm-10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, September 27th, 2003 @ 4pm.

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by nycstripclubs
The next party is

Sunday, September 28th, 2003 @ 4pm.

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 28th ONLY

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

Sunday, September 28th, 2003 @ 4pm.

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, October 1st, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, October 1st 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TONIGHT!

Wednesday, October 1, 2003 @ 6pm.

A DSS Recruitment Party

More Dancers
More Variety
Great Mileage

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[DE SWEET SPOT]

The next party is

Sunday, October 5, 2003 4pm - 10pm

Afternoon Delight Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, October 5, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Afternoon Delight Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, October 8, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, October 8th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, October 12, 2003 4pm - 10pm

Afternoon Delight Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, October 12, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Afternoon Delight Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, October 15, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TODAY
Wednesday, October 15th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, October 19, 2003 4pm - 10pm

Afternoon Delight Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, October 19, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Afternoon Delight Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, October 22, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, October 22nd 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, October 26, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

Wednesday, October 29th 6pm-midnight

CLUB ASS-C NYC

HALLOWEEN PARTY

LOTS OF TRICKS & TREATS

THE TREATS

Happy Hour 6pm-8pm
Drink Specials
$3 Beers $5 Drinks

&

HAPPY HOUR
VIP Power-Hitter Special
UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.
MUST BE PURCHASED BETWEEN 6 & 8 PM



THE TRICKS
http://www.amateurnest.com/images/newtour/monica/monica02.jpg
YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT,
IF YOU DON'T, THE DANCERS WILL SHOW YOU.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, November 2, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, November 5, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TOMORROW
Wednesday, November 5th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, November 9, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

Sunday, November 9, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, November 12, 2003 @ 6pm.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TONIGHT
Wednesday, November 12th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, November 16, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

Sunday, November 16, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is
Wednesday, November 19th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, November 23, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

Wednesday, November 26th

6pm - midnight

Thanksgiving Party

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/amazongirl-l.jpg

More Dancers

More Variety

Great Mileage

Thanksgiving Party Favours
Happy Hour 6pm-8pm
Drink Specials
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
&
HAPPY HOUR VIP Power-Hitter Special
UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.
MUST BE PURCHASED BETWEEN 6 & 8 PM

CUMMING?


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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

TONIGHT

Wednesday, November 26th

6pm - midnight

Thanksgiving Party

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/amazongirl-l.jpg

More Dancers

More Variety

Great Mileage

Thanksgiving Party Favours
Happy Hour 6pm-8pm
Drink Specials
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
&
HAPPY HOUR VIP Power-Hitter Special
UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.
MUST BE PURCHASED BETWEEN 6 & 8 PM

CUMMING?


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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, November 30, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[joe_playgirl]

I wasted time at work on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving, and showed up to Ass-Con exactly at 6pm. I had my members pass printed and my discount pass from UtopiaGuide. I should have been let in for $15. I wasn't planning on spending long as I needed to get home by 8pm. The bouncer asks me if it was my first time there. I said yes and he tells me that the price is $30 instead of 20, and I got 5 off because of my discount pass. So the price is $25 instead of $15. I'm annoyed and tell him so, but he doesn't budge. I take this as a sign that I'm gonna get ripped all night in this place. I walked out. IF I ever go back, I just say I've been there before and get in for the price I should have been let in at.

[nycstripclubs]

If you had all the paperwork, you shoulda been let in for the $15. I'm not sure why you weren't. I'll look into it.

[TC123]

joe playgirl, that really sounds like an abberation. I hope you give them another chance. If you do, I think you'll find that the staff is always great, professional, and does everything to make everyone comfortable.

[tomatopony]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
I I walked out. IF I ever go back, I just say I've been there before and get in for the price I should have been let in at.

You waited around all day,

Probaly read a ton of positive reviews about the place,
It's been open for over a year and not one complaint.

Then, you make a decision like that base on $10.00.

What were you thinking?

[nycstripclubs]

Wednesday, December 3rd 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

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The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[joe_playgirl]

Originally posted by tomatopony
You waited around all day,

Probaly read a ton of positive reviews about the place,
It's been open for over a year and not one complaint.

Then, you make a decision like that base on $10.00.

What were you thinking?


First of all, I didn't wait around "all day." It was a spur of the moment thing. My original plan was to go dancing at a spanish club, but I changed my mind at the last minute because my dance partner cancelled on me.

I refuse to let some door punk extract more money from me than I should have to pay. I'm a young, good looking guy, and the club and the ladies should be thrilled to have guys like me walking around their underground club. Besides, considering I was only planning to stay a short time, $10 was not a small sum of money. From what I hear, it's enough for 1 lap dance.

Hey nycstripclubs-- I'm still interested in a response as to what happened. Is it necessary for me to lie the next time I go and say that I've been there before in order to get the proper price? Or has the bouncer been informed to your advertised door charge?

[justlooking]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
I'm a young, good looking guy, and the club and the ladies should be thrilled to have guys like me walking around their underground club.

I find this sentence uproarious.

[jseah]

hmmmm.......maybe they should be paying him for the privilege of gracing them with his presence.......

heck.....all the attendees at Ass Con should be paying him for the privilege of being able to gaze their eyes on his countenance.

[joe_playgirl]

Well, perhaps I was a bit over the top in saying that, but it was only to provide necessary detail. It's not like I'm a old drunk that staggered in smelling of cheap wine and day old urine. I think the bouncer saw a young guy wearing a suit and figured I'd pay $ at the door if asked. I refuse to succumb to rip-offs and then regret it once I bust a nut. F that.

[joe_playgirl]

Oh, and if Ass-Con would prefer to pay me for my presence, I won't charge them much at all. . ..

[TC123]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
My original plan was to go dancing at a spanish club, but I changed my mind at the last minute because my dance partner cancelled on me.

He did? A young, good looking guy like you? He should have been thrilled to have a guy like you to sashay with. Next time Rico pulls that shit, bitch slap him.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl
I refuse to let some door punk extract more money from me than I should have to pay.

I've never heard any of the folks at HSIS been referred to as a "door punk". But then again, he probably didn't realize how how young and good looking you really are, and how lucky the club and the ladies should be to have you walking around their underground club.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl
I'm a young, good looking guy, and the club and the ladies should be thrilled to have guys like me walking around their underground club.


Oh. Thank you for clearing that up. I'm sure the guys will be glad you're there and will signify just how much by doing the joe playgirl salute. That's the one where you walk around with both thumbs up your ass. The ladies, some of whom mistakenly believe they care about how much money you are willing to spend on them, will soon see the error of their ways, once they see how young and good looking you really are.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl

Besides, considering I was only planning to stay a short time, $10 was not a small sum of money. From what I hear, it's enough for 1 lap dance.

Well, actually....oh wait, wrong thread.

Originally posted by joe_playgirl

Hey nycstripclubs-- I'm still interested in a response as to what happened. Is it necessary for me to lie the next time I go and say that I've been there before in order to get the proper price? Or has the bouncer been informed to your advertised door charge?

Yes Val, please make sure the "door punks" are spoken to and are aware that joe_playgirl may grace the place with his presence, (and if we're really lucky, maybe his dance partner, Rico) and that they know how you and goodlooking he really is.

[justlooking]

I'm sure joe cares, but as far as I'm concerned he's gracefully expunged what we've all made fun of him for.

[joe_playgirl]

Make all the fun you want. I'm MORE than enough MAN to take it all and laugh and laugh and laugh. Ahhh, to be young and good looking and have the world at your fingertips. . . .

Not for nothing TC123, but you have way too much time on your hands. Perhaps you should take up knitting or finger puppets to keep those fingers busy.

[justlooking]

No one who's young and good looking and has the world at his fingertips is gonna be spending his time posting here.

[joe_playgirl]

Thank you JustLooking. It's nice to know that someone on the board has a sense of humor and can accept my witticisms.

Getting back to things that matter, isn't there a an AssCon-like party outside of Manhattan? I saw a posting on Yahoo's nycstripclubs by a guy that went on and on about this particular place. Anyone know anything about it

[joe_playgirl]

Good Point JustLooking. Very good point hahahaha. Well, the young and good looking parts are true enough, but I failed to mention the married part. Sooooooo, sex is not at my fingertips. Or, put another way, some version of "sex" is unfortunately too often at my fingertips.

[justlooking]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
Getting back to things that matter, isn't there a an AssCon-like party outside of Manhattan? I saw a posting on Yahoo's nycstripclubs by a guy that went on and on about this particular place. Anyone know anything about it

ASSCon is really just a mainstreamed version of the Underground Party scene. The parties started out uptown and in the boroughs, and then moved dowtown. That scene is still going pretty strong. There are still plenty of them in Brooklyn and Queens, if you prefer that to Manhattan (but it's not like they're in Brooklyn Heights or Forest Hills). The party the guy wrote at length about on Yahoo took place in Manhattan, though (if I'm thinking about the same one).

(Since it's the Underground, no one's gonna give any particulars about locations, scheduling, and shit on a public board like this one.)

[jseah]

Originally posted by justlooking
No one who's young and good looking and has the world at his fingertips is gonna be spending his time posting here.

yeah, you can tell just by the amount of posts people here have who the old, balding, overweight ones are (myself included).

[tomatopony]

BMM, some night in the 1970's talking to friends on the CB


. I'm a young, good looking guy, and the club and the ladies should be thrilled to have guys like me walking around their underground club. Besides, considering I was only planning to stay a short time, $10 was not a small sum of money. From what I hear, it's enough for 1 lap dance.
[/B]

BMM, November 2003

[i]Originally posted by BigMadM

Me, Im like a bull in a china shop, an overweight, sloppy, totally lost my scruples mess.

[TC123]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
Make all the fun you want.

Thank you for your permission.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl
I'm MORE than enough MAN to take it all

I guess you haven't met Bill Furniture. Better stick with Rico. And open wide.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl
and laugh and laugh and laugh.

What the rest of us did when we read the young and good looking part.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl
Ahhh, to be young and good looking and have the world at your fingertips. . . .

I'm neither young or good looking or have the slightest interest in where your fingertips have been. You must have gotten the joe playgirl salute wrong. Please re-read the instructions above.


Originally posted by joe_playgirl

Not for nothing TC123, but you have way too much time on your hands. Perhaps you should take up knitting or finger puppets to keep those fingers busy.

Thanks, but I already have 2 hobbies. Fucking women who really are young and good looking, and busting on newbies who claim they are. Welcome to the board.

[justlooking]

Three hobbies.

You forgot manipulating the "quote" signals.

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
Hey nycstripclubs-- I'm still interested in a response as to what happened.
Hey playgirl,

I already responded that I'd look into it, and posted what the deal was at the door. When I see the bouncer tommorrow, I'll ask him what went down.

As far as getting paid for being SOOO Good Looking, you might have a better chance if you show up on a Thursday through Saturday night. If you're all that, they might let you in for free!

[TC123]

Originally posted by justlooking
Three hobbies.

You forgot manipulating the "quote" signals.

I gotta be me!

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, December 7, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TODAY

Sunday, December 7, 2003 4pm - 10pm

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[Escort_King]

I have some free time this afternoon.... whose's organizing this? Is VJ still around keeping us uptodate on all the fun stripclub action?
As I said in an earlier post was retired by a hot relationship for 18 months, but am back and looking to get back heavily into the game.
I do not have a printer... anyone want to give me a quick overview on best approach to having some fun here?
Where is this being held?

[Escort_King]

I seem to be having problems getting into Yahoo groups... anyone else getting server not found?

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by Escort_King
I am still having problems with yahoo groups

If you're trying to access groups from work, many companies block access to groups.

If not, try this.

1. Get a new Yahoo e=mail addy. Be sure your age is over 18. (http://edit.yahoo.com/config/eval_register?.v=&.intl=&new=1&.done=&.src=ym&.partner=&.p=&promo=&.last=)
2. Edit your profile to be an adult profile. Make sure your age reads over 18. (http://edit.profiles.yahoo.com/config/edit_identity?.child=&.src=ym&.done=http%3a//edit.yahoo.com/config/eval_profile%3f.done=http%3a//mail.yahoo.com/%26.src=ym%26.scrumb=.0ubwkOANIg&.redir_from=REGISTRATION)
3. Join the group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/clubasscnyc/join)

If this doesn't work, I can't help you. 3000 people have joined the group with no problems.

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Wednesday, December 10th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TOMORROW

http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/9/50/23/103995023THFZHl_ph.jpg

Wednesday, December 10th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[joe_playgirl]

Originally posted by nycstripclubs
Hey playgirl,

I already responded that I'd look into it, and posted what the deal was at the door. When I see the bouncer tommorrow, I'll ask him what went down.

As far as getting paid for being SOOO Good Looking, you might have a better chance if you show up on a Thursday through Saturday night. If you're all that, they might let you in for free!

So what's the deal? What happened that night? Did he not like the cut of my gib? Should I just lie about me being a veteran of the place so I can get in at the advertised price?

[nycstripclubs]

Originally posted by joe_playgirl
So what's the deal? What happened that night? Did he not like the cut of my gib? Should I just lie about me being a veteran of the place so I can get in at the advertised price?

Nobody actually remembers you.

However, your post did cause some heated discussion in which I was effectively overruled. Therefore, it has resulted in a change in the admittance policy so that it now conforms with what you were charged at the door.

Looks like you're gonna have to pony up that extra $10 if you still want to get in.

[joe_playgirl]

Thanks for going to bat for me, nycstripclubs. Heated discussion, eh? Seems ridiculous to me that I would have to pay more than the advertised price, but now that I know a little white lie will get me in for the "correct" price, I use that knowledge to my advantage next time.

Bouncer: Is this you first time here?

Young, Good Looking Guy: Oh no. I've been here several times in the past.

Bouncer: Welcome back, sir. I'm sure the girls will be happy to have a good looking guy like yourself back in the club.


hahahahahahaha . . . . I crack myself up . . .

[nycstripclubs]

I'd be careful with that strategy. The door guys have a pretty good memory for faces, and if you outright lie to them, and they call you on it, you probably won't get in the door.

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TONIGHT

http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/9/50/23/103995023THFZHl_ph.jpg

Wednesday, December 10th 6pm-midnight

VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $40 flat fee.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is

Sunday, December 14, 2003 4pm - 10pm

Funday VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

The next party is TODAY

Sunday, December 14, 2003 4pm - 10pm

Funday VIP Power - Hitter Special

UNLIMITED trips to the VIP Room
for a $30 flat fee.

Funday Happy Hour
$3 Beers $5 Drinks
from 4pm - 6pm

For those of you who need to watch the game,
there's a TV at the bar.

CYA there.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/agencies/nycstrip_2.gif (http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/)
The Champagne of Private Parties
“If it's better than this...you must be dreaming."

[nycstripclubs]

Cum celebrate
SUPER BOWL XXXVIII
the RIGHT way: huddling with the ***HOTTEST*** tight ends of the National Pussy League,ready, willing and able to receive all your forward passes, letting you play in their Eastern and Western Divisions and eagerly conferencing with you North and South! Being an armchair quarterback has never been THIS good!

Date:
Sunday, February 1, 2004

Time:
Kickoff at 4:00 PM sharp!

Who:
An All-Star roster of !!!SCORES!!! of sexy, gorgeous, friendly NPL ladies from the special teams of mainstream and underground squads in the NYC area, letting you call the signals, grinding out the yardage til it turns into miles and putting it right between the goal posts for a point after touchdown like you wouldn't believe!

Fellow teammates from Yahoo! NYC Strip Clubs, Utopia Guide, & ASS-C

And, of course, the Head Coach: +++YOU+++


Where:
Club ASS-C NYC
A comfortable, cozy, convenient Manhattan location with full bar.


How Much:
$10 at the gate for a box seat (half price)

$10 VIP access all night long (half price)

$20 Power Hitters for Unlimited VIP access (half price)

$3 Beers & $5 Drinks all night long!

Plus FREE FOOD all night long!


Ready to suit up for the Big One?
Then click below for the playbook:
Club ASS-C NYC
"If it's better than this, you're dreaming" (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CLUBASSCNYC)

[Mush]

Lost the trail...any clues would be great.

[jseah]

Originally posted by Mush
Lost the trail...any clues would be great.

It's still around.......if you are on the mailing list, you should know the location

[Mush]

In the Yahoo mail listed on the group I have nothing....This sucks.

[theword]

1. Since they reopened, the event managers have asked that no one post the new location on a public board. If I did, a bunch of people who felt I compromised their security would be pissed off and the organizers would probably no longer tell ME where their events are.

2. They used to advertise here but don't anymore, and it would just get me kicked off of here to post the address.