i'm sure many of you have heard about me....

[ashleytempt]

HI

i heard alot of nice and nasty things where said on the broads. so i heisted to write on the broads, many have been looking around to speak or chat with me now i'm here....

[Phantom]

Yeah I have a question for you,

how's life at Oxford?

[Slinky Bender]

Is she saying there are a lot of nasty broads here?

[Phantom]

I'm glad she said it and not I.

[Phantom]

In case you missed this little gem in the confusion of the server change.

[tornillo_monger]

Originally posted by Phantom
Yeah I have a question for you,

how's life at Oxford?



LMFAO.

Phantom, what makes you so sure it's oxford? Could be Yale, even Princeton. Did I detect a Neeew Joisey drawl there?

[Casper]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Is she saying there are a lot of nasty broads here?

No I think she said there were alot of nasty things done on and to the broads?

And I think some of them have tattoos.

[tornillo_monger]

Hey Ashley,


Why don't you give out your Electronic mailing address so the guys can contact you?

[Phantom]

I think it might be more fun to keep her around awhile.

[Casper]

In my Rolodex: [*****]Ashleytempt@oxford.edu[/*****]

[Phantom]

Hey Ashley,

Does fucking your professors at Oxford get you "A's"?

[tornillo_monger]

How much does it cost to write on a broad?? I don't my penISmanship will be legible.


can someone translate heisted for me.

[tornillo_monger]

you know, a college edumacation back in the 70's wasn't that good.

[Kimmie]

Originally posted by slinkybender
Is she saying there are a lot of nasty broads here?

:rolleyes:

I am not a nasty broad. I am a fucking nasty lady dammit.

[Jarhead]

With an undergraduate and a masters I still haven't figured out what a Tornillo is?

Jarhead

[jaypgee]

..it means "nail," as in nail to hammer.

jay

[tornillo_monger]

http://www.spanishdict.com/AS.cfm?e=tornillo



aw! Just Screw it!


Jarhead, Did you go to Oxford, Yale or Princeton?


JK

[justlooking]

Oh, leave the poor girl alone.

I'm sure she'd be able to write coherently if only she had a better laptop.

[Casper]

Etch A Sketch ?

[tornillo_monger]

Yeah, Smegma does stick the keys together!

[Juno Again]

Hey Ashley;
I've been looking all over for you, well- for a way to get in touch with you. I don't care as much as the rest of these monkeys do about your whole OXFORD thing, (because in reality they'd still pay to see you) but I would like to see you sometime. I'm glad to see your still around. How do I contact you? God I miss those pierced thingyyyyssss.
J

[curious]

Originally posted by ashleytempt
HI
...i heisted to write on the broads...

"Heisted"? Is that like "hijacked"?

Look out Kimmie!

[daro]

Originally posted by justlooking
Oh, leave the poor girl alone.

I'm sure she'd be able to write coherently if only she had a better laptop.


Thanks JL. Put the blame on the laptop. For all you know, ( and
I know you too well, that's why you said it,) some nice guy may
be getting a backhanded compliment here.

[daro]

Originally posted by ashleytempt
HI

i heard alot of nice and nasty things where said on the broads. so i heisted to write on the broads, many have been looking around to speak or chat with me now i'm here....


Famous last words said to me. There's no way I will post on UG.
Those guys are just waiting for me to post there. They will
make fun of me, tear into me, and rip me apart.
Well, you knew what to expect. Your introductory post last year was written a lot better. I guess there wasn't a proof reader
laying next to you this year. LOL.

Welcome aboard. Or is it abroad. Hope all is well, and good luck
with your recruiting mission.

P.S. You came. You posted. You got chatted on. Roll with it.
TNS. It will do wonders for your business. That is why
you're here. Use your head. Also, are you sure spellcheck
doesn't come with that laptop? I know the guy was
rattling off a lot of shit that night. LMAO.

[Shoreguy]

SamAsh

Welcome aboard. Who gives a crap it we can spell. daro I hope that laptop came with software that included a spell checker or else you both got riped off. Don't let the animals here chase you off. What is in fact important to the guys here you do better than most. If I wasn't semi retired I would chase you down. Welcome back to UG.

BD
HI HO
SG

[curious]

Originally posted by tornillo_monger
http://www.spanishdict.com/AS.cfm?e=tornillo



screw (http://www.spanishdict.com/ED.cfm?Lookup=screw)
You're a headhunter specializing in prison guards?

Does that make you affiliated with LE?

;)
j/k

side note: the time warp is getting worse

ashleytempt
Bronze

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Location:
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i'm sure many of you have heard about me....
HI

i heard alot of nice and nasty things where said on the broads. so i heisted to write on the broads, many have been looking around to speak or chat with me now i'm here....




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[Bill Furniture]

I went to Yale.

Hi SamAsh!:)

[greekgirlinnj]

samash or whomever u are..

carefull on spelling on the BOARDS not broads

although some of us are nice and nasty broads


welcome to ug

[loulooking4U]

Not sure why there is so much animosity towards Sam/Ashley. Perhaps there is a reason, but I'm not aware of one. Best session I ever had was with her. Welcome to the UG board!!!

BYW do you still live in JC, NJ? Would like to hook up some day.

[RWiggum]

Since most of us come here for spelling and grammar, I thought I would point out that it appears she did use a spell checker. Every word she used actually exists. As far as which broads she heisted, perhaps we will never know.

[jasonbuju]

ash,

i am Oxford now as well. maybe we are classmates! we should get together and study

[Jarhead]

Thanks...... it was bugging the shit out of me. I like that little link. I got uses for that later.

FYI: NYU which should explain why I had no clue.

Jarhead

[tekwrek]

5 bucks says that wasn't even her who posted.

If it was her, I have a couple hundred she can screw me out of.

[tornillo_monger]

No problem Jar,


I'm sure you will find lots of uses for that site....


Dominican Hookers, Mexican Hookers, Panamanian Hookers, Puerto Rican Hookers, Argentinian Hookers, etc, etc, etc.....

[daro]

Originally posted by tekwrek
5 bucks says that wasn't even her who posted.

If it was her, I have a couple hundred she can screw me out of.


tekwrek, no taker here on that bet. Regardless of her
educational background, she's not as dumb as a box of rocks,
as that post made her appear to be. FYI, marine, I was made to
believe, she also had a violet complexion.

[Nj nut]

what are her rates ?

[tornillo_monger]

Originally posted by daro
, she's not as dumb as a box of rocks,
as that post made her appear to be.

Is this supposed to be a complement?

[justlooking]

That's, like, the nicest thing I've ever read daro say about anybody.

[Casper]

What's the IQ of a box of rocks ?

[tornillo_monger]

and, Would that depend on how many rocks in the box?

[ashleytempt]

Originally posted by Juno Again
Hey Ashley;
I've been looking all over for you, well- for a way to get in touch with you. I don't care as much as the rest of these monkeys do about your whole OXFORD thing, (because in reality they'd still pay to see you) but I would like to see you sometime. I'm glad to see your still around. How do I contact you? God I miss those pierced thingyyyyssss.
J



you can send me an ****** ,
whatlookslikeaboxsmellslikealoxandflys@flyingloxbox.com

[greekgirlinnj]

sam/ash

u may want to edit your post unless u bought an ad..trust me it will be worth your wild

[tornillo_monger]

Originally posted by Casper
What's the IQ of a box of rocks ?



Looks like the box of rocks may win out after all.

[tooma]

Originally posted by ashleytempt
you can send me an ****** to my aol handle

Let the race begin. Edit vs. Banishment

[Casper]

Tick, tock,,, Tick, Tock,,,, Tick, Tock .....

[jasonbuju]

it was fun while it lasted.

[Casper]

She's Tempting SB ?

[Phantom]

Bye Sam/Ash it was fun while it lasted.

[Casper]

R.I.P. 2/03/03 3:52 PM

[daro]

Originally posted by justlooking
That's, like, the nicest thing I've ever read daro say about anybody.

JL, at least you didn't say, it was the only nice thing you ever read, that I said. I know I can be a little bit of a prick.
She took good care of this little prick, and I have nothing bad
to say, but: Alas poor Sam, I knew her well........a little too well.


FWIW, I don't know who concocted the original post.
Whoever it was, also posted a clever reply to my box of rocks
posted comment. Sam's mind, isn't quick witted enough, to
come up with the posted reply about how to contact her.
Somebody was just looking to have some fun at her expense.

[justlooking]

(I know you know I meant that as a sort of joking compliment to you, daro.)

[tornillo_monger]

so we are supposed to have pity on her?

[daro]

JL, I know, you know, how I know, how you intended it.
It was a compliment. Thanks for keeping tabs on me. I'm
trying hard, not to be a bad boy here.

tornillo_monger, she doesn't deserve anyone's pity. She wouldn't
want anybody's pity. That's why I know she didn't make that
original post. She's got such a high opinion of herself. Stuck up,
pig headed, big time bitch, all that and more, etc.
There's no way she would lower herself to this boards
standards, and come on here and make a complete fool of
herself. Just the fact that she didn't post her contact info, in her introductory post here, sent up a red flag in my book. If she did come here, it would have been to attract business, and not
knowing the new rules, she would have posted her contact info, and gotten herself banned on day one. IMHO. But with all the back to the future shit going on here, over the weekend,
I didn't give it much thought. Like I said, somebody's got an axe
to grind with her, and just wanted to have some public fun.
No harm, no foul. Like she really gives a shit. It's just extra
work for Slinky, monitoring all these bogus posts. It cuts into
his hobbying time.

[tornillo_monger]

agreed daro,


BTW she is a hot piece allright!!

[daro]

Originally posted by tornillo_monger
agreed daro,


BTW she is a hot piece allright!!


I totally agree with you there. Spent a lot of sessions
with that hot tamalee. You take the good with the bad.
You flip a coin. Somedays it's a good piece of tail, and somedays
it's some good head. It's a win, win, situation.

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by tornillo_monger
and, Would that depend on how many rocks in the box?

don't be fooled by the rocks in the box.

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by tornillo_monger
so we are supposed to have pity on her?

yes, because she's so hot.

BTW...tornillo_monger, Welcome to Silver!

[Casper]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture
don't be fooled by the rocks in the box.

Dude that's hysterical.

She's still Ashely from Oxford.

[salomon]

Originally posted by daro
FWIW, I don't know who concocted the original post.
Whoever it was, also posted a clever reply to my box of rocks
posted comment. Sam's mind, isn't quick witted enough, to
come up with the posted reply about how to contact her.
Somebody was just looking to have some fun at her expense.
I never saw the original contact she posted, but I assume the "quick witted" reply you refer to can be attributed to Slinky.

[tornillo_monger]

Thanks bill!

[daro]

Originally posted by salomon
I never saw the original contact she posted, but I assume the "quick witted" reply you refer to can be attributed to Slinky.



The wisdom of Solomon strikes again. Good assumption. The
quickest wit of them all. An inside job. Now that makes sense.

I never saw the original contact either. All I saw was the
****** version, along with the next contact line about
what looks like a box and smells like a lox etc.
That kind of wit is way beyond her capability. IMHO.
But it was clever and amusing. From one wit to another. Kudos.

[vegasjim]

What amazes me is how ignorant some of these woman are. Here is a girl from New Jersey and for a lousy 75 bucks can place an ad and she will make back the 75 ten fold very quickly. To me this is just smart business sense. They all want something for nothing. Well guess what now Slinky won’t let that happen. He just wants to be paid for the service he supplies also.

[jaypgee]

BTW...tornillo_monger, Welcome to Silver! [/B]

A little late, but...

Tornillo, welcome to banned!

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by jaypgee
A little late, but...

Tornillo, welcome to banned!

You could welcome everyone on that thread in NNJ.

[harrynj]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture
You could welcome everyone on that thread in NNJ.

Damn, that was mean.

[Casper]

Originally posted by harrynj
Damn, that was mean.

Wouldn't it be meaner if you couldn't have read that ? ;)

[Bill Furniture]

Originally posted by harrynj
Damn, that was mean.

he's lucky he didn't say it on that thread.

[Casper]

Originally posted by Bill Furniture
he's lucky he didn't say it on that thread.

I agree, and I wish he would read things other than the UG threads. I've been patiently waiting. Oiy vey.