strange woman in Great Neck

[flyaruba]

Saw an Ad in NY Mag. with a 516 phone # and something about endurance and stamina... Called her... she's in Great Neck. wont gimmie any details, Will just give me energy etc....
So, I go..... old woman.... missing teeth long blonde hair.... Like an old witch!
Place was a mess..... paper confeti (new years party)
things hanging all over.
she tells me to get undressd.... lay on table.... she is a Doctor!
she puts a old Fuzz buster contraption on my chest and tells me to press the button on the cig lighter adptor plug 10 times.... she is checking my negitive ions or something.... then she give me a Microphone from a old CB radio or something.... ive gotta press the button..... 10 times the mic isnt connected to anything...
Then she has me do weird workouts on the floor....
the she give me a radiation pill ( some kid of candy)
then she had me H/R myself and she took a sample on a Q-tip.... puts in inside a old bell..... to test for testicler cancer!!!! ( if bell rings... ive got cancer!
This old woman was a nut!
got all this for 145 jimmy carter's
this woman really thought she was a Doctor!
By the way...... im new to this board.... just was told about it... i was on http://www.*********/spa site before they started to charge.
I usually give good reviews.... Sorry this strange review had to be my first on this site!
Also going to the learning Annex class in NYC this thurs... the art of erotic talk Class given my some exotic dancer Sky London~ Some good sexual classes given at the Learning annex! Pick up a free catolog in every corner in NYC. OR http://www.thelearningannex.com May pass by West Garden spa before the class! Was there 1x before... Pretty good as long as you dont expect more!
Be careful out there my friends!
"flyaruba"

[cablesurfer]

Flyaruba, old witch, messy establishment, ringing bells, etc. I would have walked out and went somewhere else for $145. Just an opinion.

[HAPPY GUY]

This is too funny.

It sounds as bad as the time I walked in Acquiesce, paid, checked out the surroundings and gals, and immediately left.

[MrNY]

Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap......

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!

One of the funniest posts/reviews I've read in a VERY long time.......

Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap......

Sorry about your expereince - BUT, THANKS (!!!) for sharing it with us

MrNY (passed a mouthful of a Starbucks vente iced non-fat latte through his nose when he read about the testicular cancer test).......

[jgd]

You got to be kidding, what a wacko !!

[Slinky Bender]

Sky London has had a show on "Public Access" cable for a while called "Sleeping With Sky London". She's a slightly younger Robin Bird who sits around with a few of her friends and BS's about varios things, usually about going out to clubs in NYC and meeting guys, etc. In between, she plays clips ( "vignettes" ) of girls in pools, motle rooms, etc. "acting sexy" or whatever.

PS Welcome to the show.

[Carl M]

Iaughing so hard!! Sort reminds me of a couple pitiful reviews from JAG in the Ole days!

[Monty Burns]

I heard that that board is up again. What's the url?

[Carl M]

http://209.236.222.188

[Slinky Bender]

Also going to the learning Annex class in NYC this thurs... the art of erotic talk Class given my some exotic dancer Sky London~ Some good sexual classes given at the Learning annex!

Check out the "Continuing Ed" at the store "Toys in Babeland" ( or the store for that matter ) down on Rivington and Ludlow ( hmmmmm...sounds familiar .....). next one up on July 29th is "SEX TIPS FOR STRAIGHT GUYS: Lesbians share sex advice".

Who's going to go and write the "field report" ???????

Toys in Babeland (http://babeland.com/carnal/index.html)

[Edited by slinkybender on 07-11-2001 at 03:41 PM]

[Richardrzhpippin]

Sometimes I am rewarded by serendipidity in the most astonishing flashes of the bizarre.....I'm still crying from reading the original post.....too much.......LOL>>>>>

If you think the old hag was strange - try growing up in Great Neck's incubator for overly affluent, narcissistically preoccupied, spoiled rotten Jewish Princesses.....this is not a breading ground for girls who like to swallow...... LOL LOL .......This is the Emerald City.....and the wicked witch has lots of sisters......(sorry guys, its been a tough week)

[AnnaNicole]

While I love to play Doctor/Nurse, the only bells I've rung have had nothing to do with a cancer test! There's something about a Dr.'s table with stirrups that really gets the juices flowing!!! Anyway, it sounds like you had a really wacky time. What was the reason for the CB microphone????It boggles the mind.

[reloguru]

HEY THERE! I went to that freak in great-neck too. Oh my god! We should get together and have a beer or two and discuss that weirdo!

ReloGuru

[SpaMonger]

Originally posted by flyaruba

got all this for 145 jimmy carter's


Damm, that 's no peanuts.....

Did you pay upfront or after for your exam?

[popeye]

And I thought one of my posts was funny…. but this is hysterical…

I first winced, then was intrigued and then just fell out of my seat crying with laughter. This is terribly funny and deserves some kind of commendation. Too bad there is no award or gift certificate for you to go get better service elsewhere. If there were such a thing you would get my vote for it hands down based on this review.

Welcome

Pop

[Escort_King]

Absolutely priceless... when I was at university there used to be a group of us that would ante up cash and the winner would be the one to have sex with the ugliest girl for that night... some form of confirmation was needed... though that usually was done easily...

our friend would have won the prize by the sounds of it!!!

[santi]

She sounds hot! Can I get her number?

[anthony2]

That is Great!!!!

LOL!!!

[flyaruba]

I didnt know my report was still listed! Have not seen her ads since. She may be the the Credmore Hosp.
I kinda like freeky woman and freeky sex with freeky woman. But this woman was weird!

[Escort_King]

Originally posted by flyaruba
I didnt know my report was still listed! Have not seen her ads since. She may be the the Credmore Hosp.
I kinda like freeky woman and freeky sex with freeky woman. But this woman was weird!

y the sounds of it this woman is state of the art freaky!!!

[All66]

Fly, if you still ahve the # for this woman, please, let me know. This is priceless experience I would like to share with my gransons, when they are 18, LOL

[flyaruba]

Gosh no i no longer have the # keep watching NY magazine
I could find th place by driving though! PS I subscribe to NY mag... so ill let you know if i ever see it

[foglife]

I thought this was the funnest thread on this board, until I just got my new medical coverae from work, and She is the only one listed. Well at least I only have to pay $15 co payment

[Escort_King]

Originally posted by foglife
I thought this was the funnest thread on this board, until I just got my new medical coverae from work, and She is the only one listed. Well at least I only have to pay $15 co payment

Is that listed under therapists that counter sex addictions!!!